How do you get time to play games bros?

I have written in the toilets of every company that I've ever worked for the following words:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time.

A company is a big pile of someone else's money. I'll do the work you pay me to do but I'm not going to care about your money like it's mine.

>you only work 24 hours over 365 days

nani?

>14 days vacation
Is this a thing in America?

this joke is like 30 years old, if not more

what the mother fuck is this
is this a brothel

I play games when I'm at home, you silly willy you.

Thots have infested everything

>olivia

No, America is actually pretty infamous for not giving workers proper time off. No paid sick days, no paternity leave, etc.

What's it like doing unschooled labor your entire life?

That message ain't from her mum, mate.

If your job isn't shit yes you get 2 weeks paid vacation.

So it's even worse than that? I had 24 days paid vacation as a fucking intern, and 30 now with 4 months of reduced summer hours (8-15)

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I wouldn't know.

>Donations
Every time

>donations
every fucking time I kek

>Olivia MUST use a condom
W-what did Olivia do

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>since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days
jews unironically want people working 24/7

Olivia has AIDS
Rob probably has too

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Women really do live life on easy mode

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Who the fuck gets guaranteed weekends anymore?

>Donations

this will never not be funny to me

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look at number 6
olivia is a huge slut (even bigger than the others) with stds

This imagine is truly disgusting

he got a bj

wtf do women have to do with the picture??

Is this a men or women room?
Why are they talking about "our" condoms but signing with female names?

The donations are for Twitch thots.

>donations
>having a maid
>utilities that low
>cellphone that low
>rent that low

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did you know women can buy condoms too

You realize sluts buy condoms too?

He really likes that pit-stained t-shirt.

>no sex

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Olivia sounds pretty intense.

You don't honestly think those "donations" are going to some kind of charity, do you?

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they are going to a real charity
you dumb incels

kek

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>having sex after having kids

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lads...

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youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

No one in their right mind is donating 600+ dollars to a charity PER MONTH. You're a fucking loon if you think that's the case. They are literally throwing their hard earned money at a titty streamer or some fuck head playing fortnight.

Good man.

I have a cozy 30h/week job that allows me to play vidya 3PM-11PM

MR CLOVER MAINS WHERE WE AT

>one hour lunch per 240 days is equivalent to 46 days
>so 240 hours make up 46 days
That guy is really good at maths

It's the same idiot who thinks you're only working 24 hours out of the year.

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I bet olivia established those rules in the first place

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>Jim
first cunny, then bj, then sex
Ture gentleman

>placenta
I thought they were cooking the baby for a second.

>68 days available
>With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days
How the fuck did they come to this conclusion? That's 68 hours, or 170 hours at most. It doesn't add up at all. Did they just make all these numbers up with no math whatsoever?

>get put od the dog house free
Wtf he sleeps with the dog?

Why? What is the point of doing this?

>25
>100,000K/year

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>tfw 25yr old virgin neet
>other guys my age are getting teen pussy
I want to kill myself
why am I so ugly

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what a waste of fucking oreos dude

>Donations
>making 100k/y at 25
>cell phone, house cleaner and internet prices
>Rent price
>Everything actually
Find me that person and I'll show you where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. I mean that's just so far from reality it's funny.

I know but I'm still astonished at the mental gymnastics

This is wrong.

8760 hours per year.
- weekends (2496)
= 6264
- time away from work (16 hours per 24 hours) (4176)
= 2088
- 1.5 hours per 8 hours spent on break or otherwise nonproductive (391.5)
= 1696.5
- 13 hours sick leave (we've already accounted for time away from work and we've already taken out breaks)
= 1683.5
- 5 days public holiday (6.5*5) (32.5)
= 1651
- 14 days recreation leave (6.5*14) (91)
= 1560

That leaves 1560 working hours in a working year, or 240 working days.

t. actual payroll officer

I sincerely hope that sign was put up ironically or as a fun "find the flaw in the logic" riddle and not seriously. Obviously the flaw in the logic is using the wrong units.

Alien lookin ass bitch

because you refuse to try to understand why, the cognitive dissonance whenever you try to introspect on your appearance is too great and you instead wave it away as some sort of abstract reasoning.
You need to really take a look at yourself. When you buy clothes, do you think about what you buy or do you just buy ill-fitting t-shirts and jeans? Try to ask someone for help, even the people in the store. It's gonna suck, even when you're trying it on. Then you're gonna feel great. It all starts with your attitude.

t. psychfag

Whoops.

THIS is wrong.

>getting weekends off
>getting a coffee break
>1 hour lunch period
>getting holidays off
>actually using sick leave
>actually using vacation leave
>all this before mandatory OT because we're short on staff again
My paycheck is big but my body is empty.

>$100,000 per year
>25 years old
Must be nice living in a country of utopia

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I didnt know what i was expecting with the replies..

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It's a passive aggressive faggot employer trying to be funny

Who the fuck names a boy Olivia?

> Did they just make all these numbers up with no math whatsoever
That's what most of the bosses do anyway.

I spend 20€ a month for 1 Gigabit internet.

Mike is Based

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Why is her forearm the same size as the rest of her body

I don't, haha.

fuck their lives

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Huh, even the worst job I've had in the UK gave me 25 days paid holiday from the start along with 5 self cert (no doc note needed) paid sick days.

if he really is ugly there's nothing that can help him, gym, nice clothes, a haircut, they only work if you are already attractive

Do you not get annoyed at the fact that almost everything you download comes from shitty American servers that usually can't even upload at 100mbps?

Most places in the US you have to work an entire year at a job before you earn any vacation, sick, or personal days off.
Most jobs I had, after 1 year, would only do 5 vacation days, 5 sick days, and maybe 2-3 personal days.

>literal cannibalism
White people are fucking retarded.

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based Rob
I heard he was helping Olivia get into rehab and convinced her to see a doctor

*hits pipe*

>excellent with money
>with all of those unnecessary expenses
Who the fuck donates like amount of 75% of their rent every month? I feel like "dining out" only includes their starbucks frappalinos a month.

It's ok, you don't need much just for browsing.
It's only very annoying on Yea Forums, because often it takes multiple seconds to load a 200kb picture.

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I'm not very attractive and this worked for me. I wore really ill-fitting clothes that made me look like shit. Then I had a phase where I bought nice clothes but couldn't assemble an outfit to save my life, also I still didn't buy fitting clothes.
Think about it as a modifier, if your attractiveness is 4/10 and you wear ill-fitting clothes, have poor posture, don't get a real haircut and isn't even trying to be interesting, then you'll be a fucking 2/10. If you do your best you might get buffed up to a 6/10. I have plenty of friends that are women that have technically fuck ugly boyfriends, but they fucking try, they put in effort, REAL effort and didn't expect women to offer themselves to them.

Jesus fucking christ, this thot sucked like 20 different dicks during three months. I'm almost impressed

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FUCKING GIVE ME 5000 A YEAR AND I'LL BUDGET BETTER THAN THIS

>If we think he's ugly, don't bring him back
b-but what about personality?

Literally a third world country.

>more than twice = must meet roomies
What kind of rule is that?

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>Put toilet seat up and down til I hit cap
>Never have any nagging ever

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>Alex
She really likes alex
>30?
Ooooooh boy

Nah. I grew up in a second world country where you get nothing.
People in the US love to bitch, but have no idea how shit most of the world actually is by comparison.

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>eat something
>force yourself to throw up
>repeat
>constant nonstop blowjobs

>I have no hopes for humans at this point

Is she an alien?

There's some truth to this, like sometimes growing a beard will move you up a couple points too all on its own, but on the other hand an ugly fuck will always be an ugly fuck and an attractive slob will always look better than the well-groomed ugly bastard.

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the rules are there to prevent olivia becoming too OP

I mean, might as well.