Tfw still having fun with Classic WoW after a month

Sift your flour. Don't use milk in the egg wash (I dunno how common that is but I did it for years until I tried without it, huge difference). Let the big ol "strands" of egg fall off into the bowl before moving into the breading. Have a "wet hand" and a "dry hand," so you dip into the egg with one hand, set your chicken or whatever on top of the breading, use your other hand to sprinkle a good amount of breading on top before moving it around and getting that even coat.

minimum you need: paper towels, flour, eggs, breading

>pat dry the meat
> coat in flour (if you dont have a full, even coating, you can do something like putting the chx in a zip bag with flour and shaking the shit outta it, but that's really unnecessary and wasteful)
>dunk in egg, make sure it coats
>dunk in breading (i really like panko, but that's up to you)

wa la

now i want fried mushrooms
i need to buy mushrooms
white or cremini anons?

So they're saying Horde players are black people?

Portobellos

cremini are more flavorful than white.

you should really get something like oyster, portabello, or maitake though.

so both but more mature
fair enough i'll see if i can find some nice fatties to fry

NO SHOES

Horde has tastier food than Alliance.

I'm basing this 100% on the list of faction exclusive recipes found here wowwiki.fandom.com/wiki/Faction_exclusive_recipes

but which one of them has fried mushrooms user
i'm not reading a whole wiki to find out

I don't get where this chicken thing started when literally everyone and their mother eats chicken. I can guarantee you had chicken recently too, does that make you black? No it doesn't. It's food for consumption.

FRIED chicken is the niggroid thing.
But I still agree with you. White user here and I grew up on my dad's chicken fingers and make them myself from time to time.

oh, what the hell
fried chicken

Its just like saying all hispanics/latinos eat tacos and like saying all asians eat rice it's a dumb stereotype.

is this the Yea Forums /ck/ thread?

Or calling Germans Krauts. Sauerkraut is an disgusting abomination that only silly Bavarians would eat.

It absolutely is not. Get outta here with that bullshit.

Chicken fingers sound good right now desu

>MUH SPICY FOOD DIVERSITY NIGGER MEME

Is the implication that niggers play horde

I have no faction bias, my favorite race/class combos are split between the factions.
Fuck humans, though.

Yo I'm about to eat.

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Horde players eat dirt cookies they make in their mud huts.

Why white people ain't season they food?

You'll like it better once you grow up.

>meme
Whitoids waged war over spice brainlet

How the fuck can people stomach so much sweetness? I can barely tolerate fruit.

>In america, this is a salad

I was AGREEING with him you knuckle-dragging fucking moron. The stereotype is black people and FRIED chicken, not just any chicken. I was only making a small correction.

My sister made me make this once.
Unfortunately, it's actually fucking delicious. I hate how good it tasted.

Use a batter and breading. I've found the best recipe is beer battered chicken.

Salt and garlic are your workhorse flavors. Be generous with them in the breading.

Role tendies in breading, then dip in batter, then breading again. Fry in deep fryer or in deep pot with vegetable oil (or olive oil if you really dont want to fuck around). Make sure the breading is solidly coated and watch carefully for foaming during the frying process. Use bisquick or flour for the breading, don't fuck around with breadcrumbs unless you know what you're doing. You might be getting clumps because the chicken is dry but you dont want it to be too wet either. Straight from the package isn't terrible.

That's over the top and looks disgusting to me too.

Forgot to include
>t. fat texan
Trust me, I was raised on fried foods, corn and taters.

How does it feel to be a Horde player on Gehennas?

You're a disgrace to your countrymen. All you need to do to effectively fry anything is to use a shitton of buttermilk and one raw egg. Scramble egg, pour in buttermilk, cool in fridge a bit, take out, dunk meat in buttermilk/egg mixture, dunk in whatever you're gonna use for breading, let sit for a bit, then fry.

Everyone eats fried chicken below the mason-dixon.

buy walmart chicken and rebake it for 3-5 minutes with season on top

Yeah but then my chicken doesn't taste slightly like beer, settle down there partner

I don't get it.

Murloc Fin Soup sounds fucking disgusting you Alliance cuck

Just get a whole chicken and do the beer can chicken thing. Higher alcohol beers work better. Like really high alcohol beers.

this is the luckiest character I've ever had. so many boe blues and green rare mob boes. level 29 and already have tons of gold in cash and items just by questing like i normally would and the occasional dungeon

>When your total WoW playtime over 15 years is 20K+ and you know more about lore and gameplay and lore than your own major
Who the fuck gives a shit about factions anymore. I've mained every race forever. What the fuck do I do with my life now? Do I go outside? Fuck you.

Guys, how do I tell when chicken breasts are done when deep frying? They have such a short window of time where they are neither too raw or overdone, and I can't just test their elasticity with my finger like I normally do in a frying pan. Cutlets are also too thin for those cooking thermometers to work properly.

chicken tastes better when roasted in an oven anyway

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So...

strawpoll.com/rch5r9kp

Which client type that regularly added new content (like retail) would you play the most if all were available? Keep in mind that retail is a default option and in my last poll, Classic+ won for pre-Cata while MoP+ won for post-WotLK.

>Retail (9.0)+ - More expansions and patches for retail which expansions presumably continuing to change up the game as much as we saw between MoP to WoD, WoD to Legion and Legion to BFA. The game continues as normal.
>Classic+ - A third client type that adds Classic-style content to the Classic world, building up patches and possibly expansions in the old style of world design, dungeon design, quest design and gameplay.
>MoP+ - Picking up after Siege of Orgrimmar, this client type pretends WoD, Legion nor BFA ever happened. New patches and expansions are regularly released adding MoP-style content. This content is not exclusively Pandaria-related whatsoever, only the style, gameplay and philosophy.

strawpoll.com/rch5r9kp

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Good, but boring to eat it like that all the time.

Just brine your chicken for at least 4 hours (overnight is better) with salt, lemon and garlic and it won't matter how your breading comes out desu.

jaina likes green meat

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I just unsubbed. I wasn't even playing it because I'd rather work towards high ELO in League of Legends and I don't like playing a game that feels like a job

Oven cooked chicken is fucking disgusting and literally makes me gag if I have to eat it, pure white chicken that has never been touched by a flame is fucking foul, no pun intended.

Gettin' real sick of your shite m8. No matter what they do, it'd all go to shit. The only thing that could possibly be good is new content with sidegrades and horizontal progression only, no higher levels, no equipment that is outright better than what's currently in Classic, only stuff better for specific situations. But that goes against the WoW philosophy, dunnit.

I feared for a moment that this was the webm of a girl vomiting on salad

So what? There is no link between sickness and obesity

>strawpoll.com/rch5r9kp
>Classic which majority of the posters here play and will obviously vote for
>Retail, the worst WoW has ever been.
>MoP arguably the worst expansion, and the death of WoW

GEE THIS SURE IS AN INSIGHTFUL POLL I LEARNED SO MUCH, WHO KNEW CLASSIC WOULD WIN?!?!?

>and use different hands for both

What if I only have one hand?

Christ I hate bland food. I cooked for my ex and she took a bite of white rice between every bite of my delicious chicken. Why do some people hate flavour?

>WoW Classic

Boring, call me when they release WotLK Classic

furfags genuinely believe mop was good m8

Alliance only recipe
>murloc eye, vulture meat, pig snout
Horde only recipe
>strider meat, shiny red apple
Most Alliance shit sounds like it would be vile to eat. You niggers just tear off parts of a murloc and toss it in a bowl.
The only shit that compares to the average Alliance dish is Scorpid Surprise, and that's just a damn scorpion tail.
The only Alliance exclusive things palatable would be clam chowder and the beer basted boar ribs.

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why
just play retail its the exact same game

Why do niggers wash their chicken?

Is there a link between Diet Coke and Alzheimers?

also why their pp bigger than mine..

Horrible bait

She wanted to extend the flavor to the rice, you double nigger.

It is, but it's also true there's plenty of human failures like you who didn't grow up

>Literally the best game play we've ever had from an expansion
>bad because muh pandas

I remain convinced classiccucks just sit in capital cities all day and post chuck norris jokes because there's no fucking way anyone that raided in MoP dislikes that expansion.

back to final trantasy

final fantasy is a nu-wow clone retard, literally just wotlk-bfa wow with a weeb skin
why would I go play that crap its your kind of game

>I-I like MoP because of... raids! H-haha, that's right, remember ToT guys? That was epic!
No one buys it, furfag. Kill yourself.

Compared both and alliance had better stuff.

aliance white fit
Orde kneegrr fatso

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Then FUCK YOU

Three bowls

One flour mix (ap, salt, pepper)
Second is buttermilk
Third is flour mix with buttermilk incorporated into the mix as flakes (take some buttermilk and drizzle a bit onto the flour. Work the buttermilk in the flour until you create flakes, not balls or clumps, so do little bits of buttermilk at a time until the entire flour mix is nice and flakey but not too different from the first flour mix that doesnt have buttermilk in it)

Take chicken, dredge it in the first mix. Then take that chicken with the opposite hand and dip it into the buttermilk. Then take that out and put it into the third pan with the flour/buttermilk flake set up and use your first hand to coat the chicken in the flour. Take a pile of the flour and press it down on top of the chicken. Then remove the chicken from the flour mix and begin to fry until golden brown

There. You have a perfect fried chicken. Your welcome. Also brine the chicken for at least 24 hours before all of this.

Disgusting.

>log in intermittently for several hours attempting to get the Fire Elementals in Arathi Highlands to myself
>without fail there's always some faggot frost mage pulling six of them at a time
>finally manage to get a few Elemental Fires
>they're now selling for half of what they were when I started

Between this shit and literally every potion and herb being worth jack shit I haven't got a clue what to do for money. I'm never going to be rich at this rate. Send help.

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I know where this is going. Post Mexican ramen and Ja/ck/ webms.

If there are three things that bring to internet together. It's food, pornography, and hating things.

Imagine not wearing shoes

I have fun with this game whenever I'm in a party or doing profession stuff but it's fucking miserable the rest of the time.

>an disgusting
>doesn’t like sauerkraut, an intellectuals comestible
Check out

>an disgusting ABOMINATION
Technically he's correct, but it does betray the original meaning of the rule.

What's the joke here?

Just level up and play the game. You'll make money by selling shit that you pick up.

Horde is the same as niggers

Because Alliance eats raw chicken?

So just do the things you enjoy?

So Alliance are white and horde are niggers? Makes sense.

The joke is that white people don't spice their food, ignoring that white people conquered the entire fucking planet for spices.

>MMM ME NEEDS MUH GREASE N BURNS
Amerimutt fat sacks of shit with their nigger-tier taste disgust me so fucking much.