Is hated throughout the videogame community on both the political left and the right

>is hated throughout the videogame community on both the political left and the right
>still is massively successful

How does he do it lads?

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He's just that BAD ASS

hi randy. trying to find relief in a world that thinks you're scum in a place like this, where everyone is often contrarian and intentionally inflammatory to fish for reactions, wont give you the fulfillment you're looking for. that requires changing into a less embarrassing person and proving to everyone that you have, and you seem too far gone to succeed.


bye.

He’s a magician.

I follow his twitter for shift keys. Am I a cuck?

While you were out at parties he studied the Dark Arts.

people like paying for borderlands

Love him or hate him, you've gotta respect his hustle.

By being a God-tier troll/trickster.

How can a man look like such a mess? Even in that picture he seems like a total wreck, it's amazing. And he's the CEO of a large company

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obviusly he's a fucking BADASS magician

What hustle? He's just a stupid jackass.

Remember that he made an actually good and influential game as well. Meaning, at the very least, Opposing Force. Was an actual mapper there as well.

>videogame community
Most people who buy video games don't give a shit about what goes on with the devs.

There are a lot of people who in no way follow developers and controversy within the industry and only see the title name and nothing else. The overwhelming majority of people. Sort of akin to how your average consumer doesn't give a shit about an IP transferring to an entirely different developer or something similar; People consume games named "Borderlands" just like they go with Call of Duty or Halo or Assassin's Creed or whatever else.

They don't want to hear about the issues behind it and why it shouldn't be condoned, they handwave it all away with "eh they're fun so whatever."

he do be lookin kinda fresh tho...

But that's not true, Randulf.
Every single release of your studio in the last decade besides Borderlands was a commercial failure.

He's prolific, rich, and successful.

most people don't know who he is.

>that fake Gaben Pokergame story
He seriously is either bipolar or a pathological liar.
There is no excuse why a mentally sound person would come up with such an easily caught lie.

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The next time he does or says something smug just rember: these are his wife and son.

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By getting lucky and having enough plausible deniability for all of his bullshit.

Would take it over the crushing loneliness of my own making honestly.

>hated by the political left
he is?

I don’t respect people who like watching animals get hurt.

Sure thing, Randulf.

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Normies who can’t help themselves. Every time someone talks about playing Borderlands 3 on this board, they should be called a pathetic cuck.

more important question: would you piss on him

You'd think a guy that supposedly makes millions would have got himself a hot wife.

That pic is old, what are his wife and son like now? I'd be shocked if his son isn't an incel.

His son looks like the phrase “M’lady" in human form.

Probably trans or some shit like that.

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>massively successful
He owns a company with one very popular game franchise that has a formula with broad appeal. Everything else they do does like shit.

He owns the company,.
The company is successful because they stole Sega's money to spend on their own property, which they plagiarised the art style of from an independent and unknown animation studio.

Randy has a long track record of blatantly just stealing money and ideas and I don't understand how he hasn't actually had to face any real consequences for it. He has been caught embezzling a couple times and not so much as even been arrested for that. Literally how?

because he makes games that sell. turns out most people dont give a fuck about the political left or right, or about the personal lives of 1 of hundreds of people who work on each game.

Didn't he also take money out of the company retirement fund or something? Why haven't his employees murdered him yet?

He's literally the Drumpf of video games. Literally can't stop winning and makes Yea Forumsincels seethe

Here she is now

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He would probably enjoy it, so no

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Its important to remember that the vast majority of consumers are completely uninformed about all of this sort of stuff. I imagine most people who went out and bought Borderlands 3 don't even know who Randy even is and maybe heard his name in passing at most.

Seriously though what is wrong with his eyes, I think that's the main thing that gives him that "just" look at all times. Like he's just constantly paranoid that somebody is going to find out his dark secret

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his flash drive of cunny grants him otherworldly powers

i bet he fucks 8-14 year old girls many times a day every day. probably either rents them from their parents, or more likely kidnaps them. surprisingly based tbeeh.

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why do you think what "the videogame community" or what "the political left and right" thinks matters in terms of success?
has there been a case where support from those has caused success?

He should be.

I've always wondered about his clothes. They both look extremely expensive and really cheap at the same time. How does he do it?

>Almost killed Sega
>Set back the Aliens franchise by a decade
>Introduced internet memes to mainstream video games
>Tried to screw over Obsidian
>Tried to screw over 3DRealms
>Tried to screw over eduke32
>Screwed over several companies who worked with his company
>Almost ended his company multiple times with his retarded ideas
>Can never take criticism for anything, even things that are his fault
>Never takes responsibility for any of his screwups, all of them get pushed onto other people.
>Uses armies of lawyers to sue competition into oblivion even when he is wrong.
>Gets his own private money embezzled by one of his former co-workers
>Is on bad terms with multiple voice actors who have worked on his games
>Physically assaulted the Claptrap VA
>Stole the art style of Borderlands from short movie called Codehunters
>Hired the guy who made Codehunters early in the dev cycle to help them get the art style down and fired him immediately after so they wouldn't have to keep paying him or give him any credit.
>Removed all Duke Nukem games from GoG
>including the sidescrollers of which you cannot buy anymore, meaning piracy is the only way to play them
>Re-released a half-baked chocolate duke port to Steam ten dollars more expensive than the Atomic version that runs like ass because none of his developers have Build engine experience.
>Lied about winning the Gearbox name by beating Gabe Newell in a poker game
>Is probably a massive piss fetishist.
>Has an odd number of pictures of himself on toilets or bathroom floors
>Sung a song about how asshurt he was over a twitter argument to hundreds of investors of his company
>Dropped a USB stick with company files and totally not underaged at all squirting porn at a Medieval Times event
>Tries to defend the porn claiming that the act was like a "magic trick"
>Claimed that Borderlands 3 won't have microtransactions when it actually does

He survives on meme games

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>still is massively successful
having millions stolen each month is not that
hes not

>Physically assaulted the Claptrap VA
There’s no proof of that.

>videogame community on both the political left and the right
>videogame community
>political left and the right
shut the FUCK up

So, he's a Chad. Make sense why he triggers outrage side of
>>Gamers

>Tries to defend the porn claiming that the act was like a "magic trick"

Well, that was a bit less lame than I was hoping

>On the December 22 episode of The Piff Pod, Pitchford talks at length about porn that he enjoys watching, including "camgirl" pornography, in which a host exposes themself to a live feed and takes requests and financial tips from consumers. Pitchford explained that he was "a consumer of this content." He confirmed that he copied a specific video "to this memory stick" to, as he describes it, "work out the method" of how a camgirl host faked the act of female ejaculation. (Be warned: he describes how the video looks in particularly graphic detail.)

>"I realized, this is not a sex worker," Pitchford said on the show. "This is a fucking magician." Pitchford, for those unaware, has a vested interest in the field of magicians and owns the magic-focused Genii Magazine.

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There are plenty of sites like orcz that collect and list keys for shit like that, without having to expose yourself to randy'd bobandying personally.
So yeah, kinda, but it's fixable.

Yes, there are better twitters for that.

>He spends thousands of dollars getting this obese whales support
>Fat fuck doesnt even play the game

BRAVO RANDY

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Based Boogie.

Go away fatty.

just HOW does he do it ?

>introduced internet memes
Fuck's sake, user. The internet was fledgeling back when D3D was floating, but it only used all that bruce campbell shit because evil dead and monty python were the online memes at the time.

Because the left and right have never mattered

Did people seriously by Bordermemes 3 after Stillborn? Really? Like for realzies?

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He struck gold with Borderlands, but everything else he touches is an absolute failure. Randy didn't deserve Borderlands.

WHAT'S UP FUCKERS.
READY TO HEAR ABOUT MY NEW BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE???

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No he isnt.

Consumer ethics is a myth

>Duke Forever
>Battleborn
>Colonial Marines
>that canceled 1v1 arena shooter

he makes game that sell.

>even his comebacks are "n-no U" tier shit
CEOs shouldn't be happyassing around in random twitter spats out of butthurt to start with, but jesus. If you're gonna do it, at least get someone clever to do it for you.
I bet even fedora jr. is snappier than his dad is.

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Borderlands is entirely riding on its decent core gameplay loop of loot and shoot. Everything beyond that (UI, writing, quest and level design, game technical performance, anything said or done by gearbox/randy on social media) is objectively terrible

He's a high functioning sociopath.

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Sure cuc- I mean cliff

Duke3D was practically finished by the time he was hired by 3D Realms. All his levels in Shadow Warrior had to be finished by someone else and they're still the worst levels in the game. I'll give you Opposing Force, but that's only because I don't know enough about it's development to argue against it.

No you wouldn’t because you haven’t. Unless you’re so morbidly obese that going skinny would essentially leave you disfigured, otherwise a landwhale desperate enough to bone is somewhere. It’s why the term “incel” is somewhat of a misnomer, almost every man could fuck a huge fatty or a prostitute, it’d just be so gross and degrading it would be worse than just being a virgin. When people talk about the shame of not getting sex they mean sexual success, that is, having sex with an attractive member of the other opposite sex, which is why faggot stuff also doesn’t count.

To be fair, enviroment has a lot to do with it too. A lot of people who qualify themselves as "incels" don't even take the chance of going to odd gatherings where lowering their standards would help them anyway. Whores are literally the only option, and pride gets in the way of that.
Even landing a landwhale is completely dependant on going out fishing to begin with.

Nigga what? Lvl4 Dark Woods of the Serpent is literally the best level in Shadow Warrior.
Also, Blue Shift is a thing, and it has the best goddamn puzzles in anything HL-related.

how fucking embarrassing is it that he is publicly talking about the porn he watches when his son could probably easily see this

Don't you think daddy's porn preferences are none of his son's business in much the same way daddy's sexual fetishes in relation to mommy aren't?

Yea Forums is not the "video game community".
Yea Forums is nearly insignificant outside of our own little bubble.
The only time Yea Forums is actually of any significance is when some completely random person decides to actually leak something here.

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Because the average person doesn't care about politics when buying a video game. You could tell me Devil May Cry 5 was made entirely by nazis or trannies and I'd still think it's the best game I played this year.

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>having twitter
>playing borderlands
Yes.

>on both the political left and the right
the fact that this even has anything to do with video games is pretty pathetic. why do kids like to talk about identity politics so much

damn ur so woke and not like those other sheeple