Who /richfag/ here?

No because it's immoral to own 500k dollars

I wish I was rich. I'd make my room look so dang cute

I only make $150k now but it's because I chose a long term growth path to seven figures

That's why it's low right now

I hope materialism will bring you happiness.

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120k USD master race here. Enough money to fund hobbies and be comfortable without being an asshat or a lifeless layabout.

>500k annual
>5k desktop
NGMI

>butthurt that people are shitting on precious Nintendo product
>make roleplay thread to feel better
Sad.

>How have you people not killed yourselves already?
hoping to hold out until the next revolution cycle kicks off

I know we have richfags here but they usually don't post about it. Looks like you're just bored and farming for (You)'s

Nice LARP thread.

>has all this
>instead of having fun with it all, fucking whores, seeing sights, and doing blow, this nigger comes on Yea Forums
>not even facebook, reddit, instagram, or anywhere else he could show off and collect jellies and jerkoffs, but fucking Yea Forums
Even if I play along and believe it's true, you must spend more time crying after your shitposting than I've ever done in my entire lifetime.

>Work for 5 years
>worth as much as family vacation house

Kek middle class kid has zero wealth

He wouldnt have become rich doing retarded shit like this.

sure bucko

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>How have you people not killed yourselves already?
Because I have my daughter

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thank you mister ballsack

Wait. That's your daughter?
Shit, user. I saw a girl who looked just like that getting into the back of a faded blue van earlier. Hope she's ok.

paying $60 to see links awakening get rape by all-age nuntendo is something only larp fag would do

I make $18,000 a year before deductibles, which take up 51% of my paycheck. Apparently, people in the phillipines think I make a lot of money an hour and call me rich!

Yeah, she is my faughter. What a weird coincidence. I know my daughter's upstairs sleeping and that she's okay, though. I'll go upstairs and check on h

and then you woke up

>third worlder larps as rich man
>thinks a $5k pc is expensive

My friend makes six figures and I know how much her job dominates her life. Gonna noooope right out of there and be a poorfag playing Vidya forever

This. I-I'm rich in spirit.

>500k
you realize not even doctors or lawyers make this much?
true wealth can only be inherited and reinvested

>make 8 figures a year off of business royalties
>still a hugless 2/10 NEET virgin

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>500k
>software consultant

If you're gonna lie, at least make it a convincing one.

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why are rich fat guys such chads?
i.e. Notch

Based

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get plastic surgery, maybe they can make you a 3/10

The more money i made the shittier i felt playing vidya. I miss the days as a mid where I made the best of what I got

also my reaction
>Op brags about having probably millions
>"lol i gotta dreamcast and a 3ds u jelly?"