Why do grown ass adults play games for children?

cuz they are fun duh

Let people enjoy things, user

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I don't own a Switch but I like Smash Bros and the recent Zelda. Nintendo makes good stuff sometimes. I just wish they'd put more effort into new IPs rather than Mario and Link ad infinitum. Last console of theirs I owned was a GameCube. Sony gets shit on quite a bit but I appreciate that they'll put money into new projects: LittleBigPlanet, Bloodborne, Last Guardian. I liked all of those. I also liked Pikmin before it was dropped and abandoned. But at least there's more Mario, Mario Kart, Mario Maker, Mario Party, and Mario's Cousin in a Haunted Mansion to add variety.

one guy keeps saying the mods are planning it but I don't know how credible he is

>I think video games are a valid art form comparable to tv, movies, and literature

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Yes and also everyone who plays video games is basement dweller!!!!!!
>Lol at CHAD playing Fifa and COD he's a loser
This excuse isn't working anymore when then years keep going by and the medium becomes more accepted.
Tick tock manchild.

I got a switch today and I'm playing mario on it, its pretty good. I think they fucked up with the switch lite though by not giving it rumble because there's literally some side areas which give you a reward based on detecting a hidden item with the rumble feature. It's pretty stupid that switch lite players won't be able to do that unless they've made a specific patch for the lite version to get around that.

>New things are BAD and CHILDISH

Add pepe to that list, that fucking frog has becomed annoying.

Those videos are annoying.

Modern western media is incredibly childish. Capeshit garbage films are a prime example of that. Edm is incredibly fucking shitty American childish trash. Also most of those virtue signalling western sjw mediums are much more fucking infantile than media for children

There's absolutely nothing wrong with liking childish things like video games, however there is something wrong with deluding yourself into thinking they aren't childish.

Name me one (1) video game actually made for mature adults

Kino thread, my fellow 4chaneller.

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pepsiman

>saving a fucking tumbnail
look at this guy

>Calls someone manchild while playing video games
If vidya isnt for children, why are they sold at toy stores. Check mate child of man

>Yes just like how music/tv/books are for children?
When was the last time you saw a child when you weren't being chased away by a passing patrol car outside of a school playground? They love looking at shit that wasn't made for them, and you did too.

I was feeling a bit blue but this thread reminded me I'm not Eric. Feels good man.

Games are toys, music/tv/books are not.

FUCKING BASED

The only games on my switch are divinity original sin 2, hotline miami, dark souls, and furi.

Which games are childrens games?

Unteralterbach

lol nintendo? yeah right. that's babby shit.
xbox and ps4 is where grown-ups play computer games!!!

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>divinity original sin 2

Is the port any good? I refunded the PC version due to it running unplayably shitty on my toaster.

Remember in the 2000s when Yea Forums championed colorful, cartoony Japanese games and made fun of CoD jocks and Madden brainlets.

Nowadays those same Wind Waker/JRPG fans have grown into insufferable man-children who make 3-hour "video essays" on the merits of 3D Sonic games and get into heated debates about the politics of Smash Bros DLC inclusions. Maybe the jocks and brainlets, who went on to have jobs and spouses, were on to something.

They were for children in the 90s and those kids never stopped playing them into adulthood in turn making the medium more adult in content

>Played vidya as children
>Never stopped playing them
So what youre saying is that adults who play vidya are in fact...manchildren?

I will continue to use them just to piss off you no fun allowed faggots.

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BING BING YIPPEE I GOTS ANOTHA MOON BING BING WAHOO

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i wonder what OP thinks of this
>cute and colorful
>gory and horrifying

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You aren't funny though. You're parroting a boring and dead meme and identifying with it like some kind of asperger. I'm embarrassed for you dude.

This I could get behind.

>you no fun allowed faggots
>meanwhile posts a thread talking shit about people having fun

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There are some performance drops but desu it doesnt bother me and I pc game at 1440p 144hz. Handheld divinity is divine. The controls are great too.

How was your guys' night tonight

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I didn't make this thread nincel, you're the one wanting things to get banned.

Hah, I didn't make this thread either. Stupid nintendocucks think they can one-up us.

>>How was your guys' night tonight

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Dude, just go outside.

someome post the assisted suicide edit ampharosjak

Good point, OP. I'm going back to interracial softcore porn on Netflix and Amazon right now.

OP, you made three mistakes.

>posting a wojak
>starting a console war
>using the term "manchild" as an insult, on a board full of them (including myself)

Did you seriously expect normalfags to be here? Did you think insults would change anyone's mind? you're probably just trolling for (You)'s, so I guess I got my answer already.

Well Ampharos poster, if you want to know, I decided to dig up my really old copy of Starcraft: Brood War and play some custom maps. In particular Enslavers 2: Dark Vengeance. This mapset is such bullshit, the enemies get infinite resources and they attack you every 5 seconds. I know it's veteran level, but come on. It's so cheap.

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Pretty sure it's past your bedtime, OP.

>>all video games are for children
>what are m rated games

Any media is objectively for women and children, that’s why they’re the main consumers for it.
A real man works, provides for the family, and doesn’t do drugs of any kind.
This is the objective truth, it is the ideal way for a man to live, and it is the only way society functions.
>muh that’s boring!!!
Hate this argument. Your brain releases dopamine naturally upon completing work and fucking your wife and that’s all you need.

Major cope incoming

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Games that exist for teenagers trying to look mature. See

>grown ass
Why do niggers talk like this?

But that is boring you fucking peat gavel

says the man posting on Yea Forums

>Why do grown ass adults play games for children?
Why do you care what other people do with their spare time? Do you need validation for your own hobbies?

>romanticizing wagecuckery

Incredible. I'm sure your boss and the guy your wife is fucking are very happy about your mindset

Thanks Sonic!

>Major cope incoming
Imagine having so little faith in your own bullshit that you have to make it a loaded statement.

Then what are early childhood games?

I'm more disturbed you had a full conversation with yourself, along with posting a wojack.

Mr Sheckelstein must be so proud of you

>fucking your wife
Sex exists solely for procreation. You should only be fucking your wife if you want to have a child you degenerate.

Games for babbies and mantoddlers

easily disturbed

people always sa this but what defines a game as being "for children?"

Why do people always forget the number one rule of posting online?