Lawl

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So what happens in the original story? Everyone always acts horrified whenever that first panel comes up.

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Yes.

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Yes?

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ᣟSi.

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Understood.

>So what happens in the original story? Everyone always acts horrified whenever that first panel comes up.
You can probably piece things together.

Spoiler: it isn't a happy ending.

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Based

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its a fucking jumping castle for fucks sake.

does this means She's Jolyne's mother?
Always tought it would be that girl that followed them trough Singapore

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too wholesome

She overdoses.

Oh. That's deeply unfortunately but a lot more tame than I thought it'd be.

Did it work?

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Nice

you should give it a read whenever you have the time
it's a tale that might happen in real life, hence why people tend to feel bad when reading the story

God, how shit is would it have been to have parents who care so little about you they can't even take the time out of there day to understnd the most basic shit about your hobby
They only time i didnt have memory cards was because we were poor, not cause my parents were retards (all tho all poor people are retards)

She ODs while pregnant, and the comic is her dying fantasy of actually being a competent mother and raising her child but instead she dies on the floor of a shitty bathroom.

Like all nerd fags everyone wanted to save a woman from her own failures and rescue her from herself so they draw comics where she's rescued at the last second.

>MGS and FFVII
Rude desu
The punchline doesn't even work, that's not how the PS1 worked.

TL;DR of the story is that she's a misfit girl that falls in with some asshole who gets her hooked on drugs, turns her into a whore, she gets knocked up, and then ODs in a grimy bathroom stall.

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wj3dUFz

Yes. She's fine now.

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Sounds like one of my friend's siblings except she died in her bed and her kids found her

No, those guys killed the baby. She knew that so she an heroed.

pretend I edited this to say "women" and "small chests" and a bunch of mommyfags in the last panel

>The punchline doesn't even work, that's not how the PS1 worked.
t. never played SotN without a memory card and left the game on while you were at school only to come back and find that your retarded brother went into your room and got a game over, and sending you back to the title screen then you tried it again a second time but your mom came into your room to clean so she turned off the PS1 thinking you carelessly left it on I didn't actually own a PS1 I had rented one from a store that rented consoles, but somehow I got it without a memory card

>They only time i didnt have memory cards was because we were poor
The only time I didn't have a memory card was the first day I got a PS1.
I was playing a Dexter's Lab game and I was nearing the end of it (I think) and I remember being really drowsy so I go to save and the game starts asking for a Memory Card.

Tell me about it.

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>brown girl
>size queen
In other news water continues to be wet, more on this story as it develops.

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it's been years since I've seen that comic of a guy who gets vored by a giant dick

I played through the opening of Jak and Daxter probably 30 times for what felt like an eternity at the time because I didn't have a memory card.
I remember getting to Rock Village for the first time in one sitting and being really excited.

>Birthday party of my bro
>Bring my Memory Card with it
>Copy his Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories save file to my card
Thanks bro.

Any time I need to see your face
I just close my eyes and I am taken to a place
Where your crystal mind and magenta feelings taken shelter
In the base of my spine, sweet like a chica cherry cola

My parents didn't understand vidya they were literal boomers. That being said, I was always too into gaming and constantly bought gaming magazines and/or read them at the grocery store so I always knew you needed memory cards so I made sure to tell my parents how important it was to have a memory card. Also I never got a "surprise" christmas gift in my life, I always knew what I was getting beforehand since my parents would just ask me what I wanted and if I didn't tell them I would just get clothes

The one in the hot tub?
I forgot about that.

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Woah I didn't see that on e621. Looks like the story was dropped a few months ago, unless I'm missing something and the author skipped right to some wrestling shit.

Twitter

All kids are retarded user

Tell me more.

twitter.com/Stedilnik

>starting a nugamer kid on a lifetime of fucking storyshit style over substance garbage games
More like child abuse.

>storyshit style over substance
user, MGS and FF7 have both those things

>Parents never bought me a multi-disc PS1 game
I grew up with Spider-Man 1 & 2, HYAKUJUU SENTAI GAORANGER, Pepsi-Man, Mortal Kombat 4 and Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories

>Metal Gear Solid
>getting a playstation in christmas of 1998
Basically setting up the kid to NOT get a PS2 until 2005

Thankfully my parents were smart and looked into all this, plus my dad's a bit of a geek himself so he would care about that naturally

That actually happened to me. I got a psOne with crash bandicoot 3 and i kept it on for days until some faggots stole t together with some yogurt from the fridge.

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>MGS
>FF7
>substance
Bullshit. Also, the phrase is style OVER substance, as in the style of the game TAKES PRECEDENCE over substance making the game fucking shallow and more about the gameplay/graphics/whatever than the actual fucking game.
I can tell that you are one of those fucking kids. I swear to fuck, mid-90s gaming FUCKING RUINED gamers and gaming ever since, and we really need to fucking erase all of it.
Go play old games. At least back then, bad games were actually called bad, not "LOL CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 10/10". If modern gaming reviewed Atari's ET, it'd get a fucking perfect score and Yea Forums would orgasm over how great it is.

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Not what I was expecting.

Fuck, thanks.
>Last update December 17
Welp, time to set up an RSS feed for a furry porn comic.

>parents
I was 25 when the PS1 was released, kid. And I played that fucking garbage and was disgusted by how far gaming had fallen in such a short time.
Grow up and start looking at the world objectively instead of through the lens of the bullshit you've been brainwashed to believe.

Why are you here then?

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> I was 2 when the PS1 was released kid and I go bloo goo
bah nah fyretruhck WEEEEEE no!

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BASED

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Cute tummy :3

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If you were so disgusted with mid-90s gaming, why did you stick to gaming as a hobby for another 24 years especially through the dark ages of the late 00s and early 10s.

early games had passwords though

Dude every time I search your images are literally from the front page of r*ddit, what the fuck are you doing here you absolute faggot

Ah, the classic "if you argue against me then you've proven my point" trick

It ends on a happy note with her sitting in a park with her daughter, who asks why she was crying. She explains that she was remembering a sad time in her life, but that now things are much better, especially because she has her daughter in her life now. She's actually hallucinating the happy end as she's succumbing to a heroin overdose, and dies alone, destitute and debased in the streets.

PS1 was the tipping point where they started to phase out, and neither of the games in the first panel had them.

because real games like counterstrike and minecraft started coming out.

I wanna show my friends the latest funny jokes.

>Atari's ET
Okay zoomer retard who only knows of that game through AVGN

well if a girl believe this then she's limiting her choices to maybe like 15% of guys on the planet

Whoosh.
It's a bunch of guys telling her that she's wrong about her preferences dicklet.

oh, so nothing changes then

>and neither of the games in the first panel had them
yea because they came out a couple years later, hence "early games"

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noo dont say that

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>Mythical creature that can breathe water without gills
>Twintails
>Wears cute clothes and swims with them with no problem
>Cute tailfin
>Genki attitude
>Single
Caro is the best Mermaid waifu to exist

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and why do you feel the need to argue against her? she's entitled to her own opinion.

All you did was prove my point dicklet.

@479005745
/r/wooosh

true, but then no girl should ever get mad at me when i say i absolutely prefer big tits and wide thighs

Was Ciel gay?

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>wooshing when you're the one missing the point
how fucking new are you? this comment gets posted 10,000 times

it's also an edit

hah

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Ha. You're pretty funny user.

God damn I can't wait for Golden Wind dub

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WHAT A FUCKING HUSSIE

>tfw never read the original
you will never make me
now time to leave this thread before someone link it to me

It is kind of strange when you think about it that human females are only satisfied with horse cocks.

it's a dumb opinion anyways, unlike a small penis, plenty of guys are attracted to thin small tittied girls (myself included). but not a lot of girls find small penises attractive

At least post the original before milking those (you)s

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>479005997
/r/wooosh x2

Fitting, since mares can only be satisfied with human cocks.

Back of the knee maybe.

Don't mind me, just posting an actual good comic

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well sure, but the fact that theres that small percentage of preference means you cant write off small dicks as always being bad, which is the same thing for guys that have odd preferences in girls

@479006770
/r/wooosh x3

gosh i wish, but unfortunately even though we cant knock them up our semen has an acidity level that can be harmful to mares vaginas, and can cause infection if left inside
the sheer eroticism of horses is a godsend on my life but it is a distant admiration we have to keep, my brother

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nice premium (You) user

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>buys system and games for child for Christmas
>employee doesn't shill a memory card for that extra sale on top of everything else
Fake as shit unless they mail ordered or some shit.

@ (You)s are worth the most because you just know how seething the posters is for them to do that.

thanks, you just got me an additional day of Yea Forums+ for that (you) my friend

Kek

That there is some cope. Just like manlets, just like uggos, just like fatties.

Sorry to say guys, she won't ever really be satisfied with your dick. Sure she might be "okay" with it and you can make up for it in other areas (really funny, attractive face, fit, tall, something like that), but you just have to accept that you'll never really satisfy a girl in that way.

It sucks, I'm sorry that it's like this, but the best thing you can do is accept it and try to improve yourself in the ways you have control over. Don't be a pussy about it.

>discord trannies still upset their spam got dealt with day one
It's really pathetic to see coom posting pop up at the same time en masse every day.

thanks for proving the point of the original comic you fragile little dicklet

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>he's still mad that his word got filtered
Get fucked faggot

i had a friend once who could not fit his dick in his girlfriend for two solid years, to the point they actually broke up because of it
some girls just cant handle it

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

>are literally from the front page of r*ddit
Go back, you zoomer piece of shit.

What word, cumbraln?

b a s e d

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this did actually make me laugh, nice job

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>succumbing to a heroin overdose
Oh, so she's a filthy druggie and there's absolutely no reason to feel sorry for her. Not sure why people act like it's a bad ending, in fact that sounds like a pretty good ending.

@479007582
/r/wooosh stay mad chud

If you shorten the comic this much, it looks like she sees his penis.

>chud
remember, ironic reddit is still reddit

It's true

Yeah, that's why I quoted all those anons. It's just a reality people need to face.

The interesting thing is nobody has a problem with saying "girls aren't going to like ugly faces"; universally accepted fact, maybe unfair but nobody argues it. But then when it comes to penises, saying "girls aren't going to like small dicks", all the dicklets get extremely insecure and start whining.

I just think that's interesting, is all. You can't change either one of those things, but only one of them actually gets met with outrage. I'm curious why that is.

I couldn't fit in a girl that tried to hook up with me back in college. Literally would not fit. It can definitely happen.

Because dicklets think they still have a chance regardless, when in fact anything bellow 8" will never truly cut out

>tfw no gf that will tie you down and force feed you her cooking

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Based. Parents should be making their kids play Deus Ex, Thief, and DOOM.

>had this with my PlayStation at Christmas as well
>games gifted were Battle Arena Toshinden, Jumping Flash, and Ridge Racer
Then next year came and I was gifted King's Field(ll) for my birthday and was that ever insurable

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Just keep digging your grave dicklet

Yeah because I'm the one that cooks.

it all comes down to what can or cant be changed. you can change your face, whether its by losing fat or having cosmetic surgery, you can change your body by working out and dieting, and you can change your personality through education and willpower.
but the two things you CANNOT change are dick size and height, and the cold reality of being short or having a tiny dick sparks endless seething and impotence due to the unwavering harsh truth of it all
its sucks, but thats facts
t. guy with average size dick and average height

What a cringe comic. First of all men can't controll size of their dicks, the same as their height. Every man is born with predefined height and size of dick and stays with it forever.

Second, if dick can reach clit then it's size is right.

shouldn't the PS1 itself have come with at least 1 memory card by default? i renember mine did

Someone add this post into the last panel.

@479008102
holy /r/wooosh in this thread, guess I need to put a /s

>if dick can reach clit
I'm gay and even I know more about pussy than you, you're a fucking idiot

Hehe

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I've heard girls say both, that it does and doesn't matter. The only constant is the ones that care about size are very shallow as a person, ie they worry what everyone thinks of them.

I get it.

I didn't have a memory card either, so I would have to beat my PS1 games in one sitting

It's because liking only monster dongs is a character flaw, nobody likes a dirty, loose-pussied slut

Men also prefer attractive faces so of course it's normal and relatable when women do

Fuckin lol

Does anyone have the me vs my detractors comic?

lmao, the comic is always right, you guys always coming out of your cuck sheds in order to defend small penises

Based Josuke

and everyones still ignoring that it's an edit Yea Forums made

Why's everyone so hung up about dick length? I do pelvic exams on women
daily and I've always hit the cervix without my finger going in all the way. As long as you are 4 inches you should be good. Anyone who says otherwise is just an insecure faggot.

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doesnt the vagina lengthen during sex? like, it can expand up to seven inches when aroused

>4 inches should be good
sounds like you're the insecure one here m8

so how micro is yours always coming out when they come out?

But isn't that only when they're unaroused? I see amateur sluts taking 8-12 inch dildos like it's nothing

What?

I'd disagree on the face thing though. Sure if you're fat you can improve your face SOMEWHAT by losing weight, but if you just have ugly bone structure, you're just fucked in that regard.

But, hmm... Actually you do have a point, since your face can be improved whereas height and dick cannot. I think you actually are spot on with that, user.

I'd fuck dyed hair link.

Okay let me clarify: I'm not saying women are incapable of enjoying smaller penises, nor am I saying that every single woman wants exactly the same size dick. What I am saying is that for the vast majority of women, a larger penis (that can still comfortably fit inside them) is always going to be more enjoyable than a smaller one. Therefore, if you have a small dick, you will never satisfy her like a man with a larger dick can.

Also
>nobody likes a dirty, loose-pussied slut
Absolutely no disagreement there. I have a pretty huge dick, 7" and I dunno the measurement of the girth but quite thick, and a girl I slept with once had what can only be described as a chode vagina. I only got maybe 3/4 of the way in before (painfully) hitting her cervix and it was by far the loosest vagina I had ever felt. Like she was barely making contact with the sides of my dick. I'm 100% positive that if I had had lube, I could have fit a coke can in her pussy with no issues at all.

I'm terrified that that's what a post-childbirth vagina is going to feel like, because I do plan on having 3-5 white children once I'm financially secure enough for it.

>that comic where the catgirl slowly gets sicker and sicker and finally dies

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it's retarded, they're no build-up to her being a whore. she goes on a date with this one guy and gets drugged and fucked and then from then on she's 100% whore. it would've been interesting had they built it up a little, but she goes from nerd to bimbo instantly and basically isn't the same character as the first chapter/last page anyway.

I've seen this image many times and now I realize that Samus isn't in the first panel and Peach is missing from the last.

It's bullshit. And having fun of dicklets is fucking wrong. Like c'mon I have big dick but I know I didn't do anything to have big I was born with that.

Dicklets have born with small dicks and it's not their fault and they can't change that. Of course they are insecure, they are mocked by other people for something they can't change

>dicklet cope
lmao

Hah

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She's right but I want a thin girl with big tits who will willingly lick and tongue my ass while I titfuck her but we all cant get what we want, can we?

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You mean Italian dub right?

>hentai is written as absurdly grimdark as possible with a laughably depressing ending
>retards take it to the heart and try their very hardest to cope with how sad it made them

The original doujin was a joke, wasn't it?

Found the dicklets.

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look closer

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girls can easily get a guy with a big dick just by asking online, she'll be buried in chat messages and all she has to do is choose the one she wants. guys don't have this luxury

This has been my experience. Don't get me wrong. I love fucking size queens. Once they find out I'm packing, they're on their knees within an hour.
I'm only exaggerating by a little bit, sadly.
They make shitty girlfriends though, for the reasons you posted.

Just because you like 10" dicks in your oft-fucked boipucci doesn't mean that all cum gargling faggots are that way
btw if you disagree that means that I'm right

average depth of a vagina is about 3 inches
average depth of a vagina when aroused is about 4 inches without stretching it
width is all over the place between 1 and 4 inches when aroused
As to how much it stenches varies but most struggle pass 6 where many cases where girls needing dilators to stretch themselves enough to take a bigger penis and if they stop having sex or dilating long enough get back to where that length/girth will hurt again

I learned all this thanks to my wife and her tiny cunt

What are women even talking about when they say this? Men aren't the ones who take it all personal and hold a grudge for years when they're the butt of a joke, we're not the ones that hold a grudge forever after a fight and we're the ones who take the piss out of each other as part of our bonding. The "male fragility" thing is so contrived and feminist

inb4youprovedherpoint

It's true, that's why stallions became a sex symbol. dicklets cope

user, a lot of guys can get guys with big dicks just by asking online. That's basically all Grindr is.

>projecting THIS fucking hard
unbelievable

Vagina expands

>says the guy who compares his penis to a 4 inch one in order to feel big

height and dick height are interchangeable with a mans pride
to stand the tallest in any room will make any man lift their head higher, and the length of ones dick is directly proportional to confidence with a woman, inside or outside the bedroom. these thing may be god given, but their importance to men as a whole is utterly unmistakable. if you are short area you will feel shorter, and if you're tall you will stand taller, thats the luck of the draw for men

> inches
gets me every time

we're not talking about fags here

>tfw 14in dicklet

>16 inch cock
>pass out when getting an erection

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>the length of ones dick is directly proportional to confidence with a woman, inside or outside the bedroom
I disagree
t. big dicked introvert

mama no

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15-17 inches is perfect to the average femoid? Fucking lmao kill all women

>retard units

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>I have a big penis
>b-but please don't make fun of small penises

Disagree
t. Ruthless CEO dicklet

>super productive guy with massive wealth
>well he sure is overcompensating
you all need to make up your mind

Yea, I'm sure they all expand to 8 inches.

Unironically, yes

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Won't it take a dump on you

haha thanks for proving me right faggot, now back to your big dicked boyfriend

think that's bad? me and another kid in my family got game boy colors and a game. this was just when pokemon came out and was the hottest fucking shit ever hotter than lava goddamnit. that other kid got pokemon blue, and I got, you'll never guess....mario land 2 which was like 6 years old at that point. I could not hide my disappointment and everyone did nothing but give me shit for it. fuck them to hell, ruined my social life forever. another time I asked my mom to get me some rare pokemon swag from chinatown since she went over there to buy cheap toys all the time. I even whispered in her ear before she left to emphasize how important pokemon was. she came home with this gay pencilbox that I think had art from the manga, I mean I would appreciate that now but at the time it was not at all what I wanted, and other lame shit like those topps card. that other kid was nice enough to let me borrow his copy for a month so I got to play it but some other kid in my family had the gall to get on my fucking case for having it slightly longer than that. just fuck it all to hell.

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What an ugly block of text

>I failed reading comprehension

You seem ungrateful. None of that matters now user, you not getting to play Pokemon back in '98 didn't actually ruin your life. I'm sure you managed to do that all on your own.

you sound like a faggot desu with you shitboy

Sure has been awhile since this phrase has been relevant.

It could just be that those were one of the ones that said "from mom and dad"

5 minutes isn't that long.

>your 19" length 9 3/4" circumference cock is enjoyable to most women
thank god, i feared the worst, glad i'm not any bigger

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this has to be bait

>the gameplay/graphcis/whatever than the actual fucking game
Even the gameplay isn't 'the actual fucking game' to you? Then what is? Oh wait, you probably don't have an answer to that because you're just a contrarian retard who hates anything popular without even actually knowing why.

Wow his parents showed up to things they were good or really bad at. I wonder what that was like.

>me and another kid in my family
what backwards country are you from that you would describe a sibling or cousin in this manner?

>getting x game instead of y is why my social life was destroyed forcing me to live in your basement at 32 mom, now FUCK OFF OR I'LL PUNCH ANOTHER HOLE IN THE WALL

Back to /mlp/.

You and your kind should be dead in a couple of months anyways.
Jesus, that series end was atrocious.

A lot of mixed wealth areas would encourage parents to have the big gifts come from mom and dad and have smaller gifts from Santa so poor kids wouldn't feel less loved getting far less than the rich kids.

Was this stupid? Yes because most poor kids would rather think a fictional old fat man was screwing them over than being crushingly reminded how poor their family is.

YOU

>I hate Zero Suit Samus for being too sexy
>I love Metroid: Other M, which is arguably a billion times more sexist than any lingerie or underwear

That's our Dobby!

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>Dad I'm pretty sure you either stole this from work or its non-functional. I'm pretty sure we're both going to jail.

I thought this was a chart of the average size of a woman's penis at first glance

it was complicated. he was a distant relative that just lived near us for some reason but I don't remember what his real relation to me was.

> that series end was atrocious.
what happened

thats exactly what happened to me, even the same games

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You? Yeah

I always briefly confuse circumference with diameter and wonder who the fuck has a dick 9 inches wide

It's believable, I never had a memory card until a year after I got my PS1.

Any other depressed gamers here?

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fuck you I laughed

Damn, katie tiedrich really is so funny
spork tier humor with no respect for the source

based for dabbing on cumskulls

Thank you gigachad.
Thank you.

>ninty kid my whole life
>get a PS1 with Spyro
>don't understand what a memory card is
>play through half of Spyro
>turn off game
>mfw can't find my save the next day

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I actually failed reading and writing comprehension. Every post I've made up to and including this point is essentially a confluence of sheer luck forming semi-coherent sentences. A literary Boltzmann's brain in the thermodynamic shitpost slurry that is this Ascension island scrimshaw pow-fucking-wow. Not only that, but I have no primary language, English is my second language by default. It is a true miracle that until the very next sentence by nothing but the statistical certainty that this very event must happen somewhere at some time to explain all the other gibberish and we've wasted it all by bickering over literally nothing all day every day. asfejit4jiefjiwrge0dpfjpvifjpdicfjdpik

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shindol of some sort? I liked the one where the protagonist impersonated a boy in order to study some african coming of age semen drinking ritual, only to be face raped and turned into a pigsty dwelling sex slave but LOL IT WAS ALL A JOKE BRO

Nintendo had memory kids dumbass
>First console was a Wii
>Want to play TTYD
>Have to buy the game, a memory card and another specialized controller just to play 1 game

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>I AM THE ONE WHO COOKS

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I thought the daughter was younger in this panel.

>NES
>SNES
>N64
>memory cards

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Nice comeback. Did your boyfriend teach it to you?

It's really easy finishing Metal Gear Solid without a memory card though. You can even hit continue when you die, and not get sent back to the main menu screen. Out of all the games for the playstation he could have picked, he picked one of the easiest to finish without saving.

n64 had memory cards.

nope :3 I like to think it was my wit that attracted him to me in the first place

64 did actually have Memory cards but i'm not sure if any games actually required them. Maybe Shadowgate 64, that's the only game i remember using mine on.

>play spyro
>leave it on all day while at home
>come home and keep playing
>play another game, lose all progress and do it again
The menu is burned into my skull.

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Yes actually, I love him very much

D:

fuickjing retarded face posting retards.

why are dicklets always so easy to bait Yea Forums?

Hello dicklet.

t. dicklets

RE2 was my first PS game, so I didn't own a memory card for about a week (since my parents didn't buy me one). I had to restart from the beginning a few times, after getting killed by either by the super lickers in the lab, or the final boss. Overall though, it wasn't too bad finishing it without saving (at least the first scenario), and I think it made me a better player for it.

based skellington of reason