>meanwhile in Yea Forums´s classroom
Meanwhile in Yea Forums´s classroom
Grayson Hughes
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Jack Roberts
sup dude
Dominic Bailey
Hey what's up
Adrian Harris
*reaches into backpack*
Jordan Thompson
psst user farted
Michael Thompson
Hey y
Hey you the new kid?
What's your name dude?
Cameron Anderson
Lincoln Scott
TEACHER IS A NIGGER HAHA NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER AHHAHA N
Camden Thompson
user...
Luke Perez
*unsheathes katana*
If I don't have a pair of toes, tits, pits, or thighs in my mouth pronto, I'm going to make last week's school shooting look like a joke.
Nolan Hill
OP
Nicholas Peterson
HOOF ARTED? i did
Cooper Myers
AYO TEACH user HAS A GAMEBOY
Levi Peterson
STFU snitches get the stitches bitch
Landon Ortiz
god i wish that were me
Chase Gray
Now kids, what did I say about calling other students "faggot mcniggertron"?
Justin Fisher
*dreaming about plant waifu in class*
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzz...
Colton Williams
Heh look at this faggot walking around with a name tag
Cooper Cox
*offers tendies*
Benjamin Hernandez
Where's the black kid raising his hand snitching on user?
David Barnes
>tfw pokemon cards and DBZ mangas were banned in school
Aiden Reed
Thomas Edwards
The police shot him for pointing a finger that looked kinda like a gun if you aren't paying attention.
Robert Wood
fhyjdols jdfu hehehe poo poo!!! funny poop fnny .hehehe pee pee
Levi Turner
yo MOMMA...
Brandon Smith
are you sure your name's not BUTT? i think your name might be BUTT.
hey teach, i think the new kid's lying about his name.
Leo Reed
>Sound of gum packet crinkles emits from me
Lucas Ward
Why are some little shits so lucky?
Henry Foster
nice MDE reference dude
Wyatt Scott
*rubs dick through jeans*
Marcia~kun p-please marry me
Gavin Carter
>BRAAAAAAAAAP
Adam Collins
Ay, yo teach. user has a gu
Benjamin Rogers
Huh, what happened to my desk?
Gavin Long
Yea I did that. What are ya gonna do about it? Cry?
Benjamin Davis
>visibly angered
Lucky fucker the amount of times I've tried to upskirt my hot teachers and this fucker gets a no panties show with no effort
Isaiah Sullivan
One day, I wanna fight a gorilla.
Brody Cruz
Cool cat says no to bullying user!
Ryder Barnes
MISS EMILIA, user IS SHITTING IN THE CORNER AGAIN
Carter Roberts
no bulli pls
Levi Cox
What's cool cat gonna do? Cry?
Michael Gonzalez
umm...hi everyone, today i will be doing a report on my favorite viddeeo gay-game...my f-favorite game is super smash bros....
Juan Brown
What was that user? Please speak up.
Jayden Turner
I'll end you ya little fucker
Jacob Flores
I can't hear you user
Owen Butler
AYO TEACHA, user HAS A GAMEBOY IN HE BOOKPACK
Gabriel Young
Psst user this fucking loser plays games AND talks about it
Luke Jackson
I would like to see you try uncool cat
Colton Kelly
I want the seat on the second row from the back on the left side of the room next to the window, so I can be the MC.
Jonathan Gray
user, if you keep looking down and stuttering I am going to have to give you a failing grade.
Noah Jenkins
um...sorry, s-so you see smash bros is a game where you can play as a lot of nintendo people...like mario, mr game and watch, and pikachu, it's really fun
Nathaniel Davis
Mario? Isn't that a game for babies? user is such a loser!
Aiden Baker
Hunter Young
HEY GUYS, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU ALL GANGED UP ON ME?
Michael Hill
I heard we have a substitute today. Any idea who it is?
Nicholas Howard
Don't you think you're a little too old for Nintendo games, user ?
Jordan Morris
What the fuck is a game watch? Is that one of those poor people gameboys?
Nicholas Martinez
I'll drop you like your parents wanted to all those years ago
Cameron Johnson
THIS IS A FUCKING LECTURE
TO SOME FAT FUCK IN THIS CLASSROOM NAMED ANON2988
Tyler Hernandez
Jordan Parker
it's uh...um its like the prequel to the gameboy, it came first! it was really good for its time....
no! i'm not too old...smash is a serious game that a lot of people watch! see, you can see right here all the people who tuned in this summer to watch mk leo vs tweek at a video game tournament where the prize money was...oh my god how did this get in here!!!
Jordan Taylor
No
Austin Fisher
>Oh hey user, i was thinking if you wanted to come home with us, maybe we could do a short run of Wizardry IV: The Return of Werdna while we eat some popcorn, what do you think?
Zachary Hughes
Then's let's fight already FOOL cat.
Charles Sanchez
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...
Luis Hall
Haha you're kinda cute, user...
Nicholas Kelly
user, this kind of imagery is not appropriate for school! I'm afraid I am going to have to fail you and have a word with your parents about this! Please report to the principal's office immediately.
Brayden Young
Alexander Baker
teacher user is jacking off in the back of the class again.
Ryan Anderson
>Be me
>In a college intro to fiction class
>All we had to do was read a chapter of a book and discuss it in class the next day and take a quiz
>Nobody read it
>Professor would ask questions about what went on in the chapter
>Always answered every question right
>"Was user the only person to read the book?!?"
>Keep answering questions
>Professor tells me not to answer anymore and let some other people answer
>Nobody raises their hand
>Professor calls on people
>One girl admits to not reading the chapter
>Gets kicked out of class.
>Professor compliments me after class for doing the assignment.
Call me teacher's pet but it felt good watching all the retards get yelled at because they couldn't read one chapter a night of a book. It wasn't even a hard class. How fucking lazy do you have to be to not have enough time at night to read one chapter of a book? Jesus, it was sad. And I'm talking like a class of 20-25 people.
Christopher Sanders
Click clack motherfucker it's time for you to go back
To the abortion bucket
Dominic Stewart
Oliver Garcia
It's always awkward when you're the only person prepared, happened to me more than a few times now.
Ethan Garcia
I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!
Parker King
Wasn't awkward to me, well, it was awkward when he yelled at the class and told people to get out. For the most part I felt good knowing I was the only one who did the assignment.
Ayden Parker
We're reading Huckleberry Finn today.
Nolan James
the FUCK is "intro to fiction"
Dominic Bailey
prepare to die cat that is not cool
Jace Evans
Listen up class, as you all know, tomorrow is our annual penis inspection. As a reminder, if you fail this exam, you WILL be held back.
Noah Hernandez
Oooh OOHH teacher let me read I wanna read this book has the nigger word in it
Mason Butler
forgot image
Anthony Cooper
It's a literature class that focuses on fictional writing/books or techniques used in fictional writing. We read Lev Grossman's "The Magicans" and I enjoyed it. Basically an R rated version of Chronicles of Narnia meets Harry Potter with sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
Charles Butler
Yeah, that's when I usually just looked down, away from anyone else.
I had the advantage of a good background for the class above everyone else, but that doesn't change the fact that nobody did any work.
Jayden Hernandez
Wow, that is a disgusting body type/anatomy.
Camden Robinson
*unsheathes katana*
Easton Ramirez
Prepare to be unadopted bitch
Tyler Wright
*shoves you into the girls bathroom*
everyone look user is a girl haha!
Josiah Davis
Oh yeah, Teach. About that. My mom told me to give you this note.
Jason Evans
Joshua Foster
ugh... I must admit Cool Cat, you are a worthy opponent. But this charade will be over soon
Brandon Jones
God
Fucking
Dammit
I must have been an ugly kid This is how traps are made
Julian Young
Don't make fun, I had to go to penis inspection day and the coach inspected me personally in the locker room.
Ayden Baker
good memories
Aiden Ramirez
HEY EVERYONE THE JANITOR FINALLY RE SPAWNED OUTSIDE THE GYM
Justin Clark
user, please don't bring your toys to school.
Chase Jones
what game
Lucas Phillips
Hey, you faggot kids, wanna play a game?
Mason Reyes
Seriously, that gave me some serious Gunz vibe and I really miss that game.
Matthew Reed
nah, card games are for fags
bet I could kick your ass at street fighter though
Dylan Mitchell
GET UP FREDDIE YOU'RE SITTING AT MY DESK
THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR CLASSROOM
Joshua Allen
Give me all your steam money nerd
Carson Lewis
literally in the file
check the background in the first second for the name
Ian Fisher
Fine then, but the loser has to call the teacher a bitch!
Blake Evans
I accept, I can't possibly lose!
Eli King
SHOW ME YOUR S4
Juan Rivera
WHO DAT MAN WHO DAT MAN
Noah Adams
Not if I summon my ethnically diverse friends
Isaac Hernandez
>ayo user, me and my homies are bouta go watch summadat dbz they be playin on toonami ta'nite, you in?
>i saw dat fight you got into, you ate the dirt but you took it like a real g. i respect dat
Liam Robinson
Hey guys you're coming over after school right?
Christopher Myers
user, I said I needed the groups for today. You can't make the group project alone, were you not paying attention at all? Why aren't you saying anything?
Bentley Nelson
>left side of the room faces the hallway
>the building's facing the wrong way to let sunlight in
Kevin Lopez
I have a problem.
I like to talk to people and have absolutely no problem in doing so. The problem is, if I don't have anything to speak of to them, I won't. This has caused people to ignore me because every time they speak to me I go straight to the point and don't go out on conversation.
My classmates think I'm a loser introvert but it's just that I really don't know how to force myself to talk to them. It's annoying and makes me feel sad since they all go their own ways and I'm always eating alone or when teams are arranged I never get picked and have to be with the teacher or another person which was left like me.
What do I do?
John Gonzalez
MOOOM-...I mean teacher I need help.
Jonathan Ross
NOOOOO MY ONLY WEAKNESS
ETHNIC DIVERSITY
Robert Taylor
Hey teach, do you think WE can be groupies?!
Justin Clark
That's not how but disgusting.
Elijah Parker
Not like this, user.
Jordan Wilson
>an 8th grade girl used to drag to the girls bathroom when i was 9
>she always kissed me and told me that i was her boyfriend
>one time she grabbed my hands and put them on her tits while she touched my penis
>i remembered what my mom said about people touching my private parts
>stormed out of the bathroom crying and told my teacher
>they gave her a pass but she left the school anyways
God i will forever hate myself for that
Juan Edwards
Sayonara nigga
Asher Sanchez
NYYUUUGHHH AAAAHHHH GUGHH
>Sharts
>Waves arms in the air
TEACHUH I MADE NAUGHTY AND NEED CHANGEYS! ANNNNNND CAN I GET A APPUH JUICE
Daniel Cruz
Whatever happened to that kid? You never see them after school ends.
Isaiah Walker
you may have defeated me this time Cool Cat....but I will be back. Just you wait!
Landon Green
A girl told me she slept naked once in 3rd grade
Thinking of it now she was fairly sexual toward me
I can't believe my now perverted self didn't pick up on that shit as a kid
Matthew Davis
I've reached a level of power you cannot comprehend yes, I'm in, there is no hope for you
Luis Jones
Probably bags groceries at the store or sits at home all day watching cartoons/playing vidya.
Gabriel Cruz
Fug
Aaron Ross
They put him in the basement so he doesn't get into trouble.
Andrew Moore
I always thought it'd be a comfy life to be a tard with a good family. No one expects you to do anything above menial, repetitive work, people would be happy you are doing that. You have no existential concerns because you can't comprehend them and just want to watch cartoons.
Gabriel Martinez
heh, I got a card game for ya...
>grabs your card and slides it between my teeth
woo wee! that sure feels nice...
Colton Scott
>they gave her a pass
Why do women always get away with that shit? Imagine if it was the other way around
Jaxon Reed
Sure thing
Caleb Barnes
A lot of user on here want to be brapped on.
Nolan Davis
Because most men are woman worshipping cucks who even gave them voting rights a hundred years ago.
Tyler Stewart
hey user is it ok if I copy your homework?
Zachary Lewis
*gives you hw with mistakes everywhere*
*hands in my perfect hw to the teacher*
Jordan Sanders
"Hey, teacher wants me to pass up all the homework, hand it over."
"And thanks for the answers"
Isaac Ortiz
Some of you guys are alright, don't come to the school tomorrow.
Logan Rodriguez
>*plays Castlevania in silence*
>CHARLOTTE!
>JONATHAN!
>*wait for other kids to be out of range before hitting X*
>can't use holy lightning without being embarassed
Luke Watson
Based Cromartie High School
Josiah Wright
Who did tinkle tinkle little star on the floor again?
Caleb Jackson
>that kid who farted once and ruined his life forever
Jacob Perry
i would vomit until i died wtf man
Jason Taylor
Literally brought a playboy mag to school in 6th grade and forgot it on a desk in math class and all the other kids thought I was masturbating in the bathroom after that
Alexander Mitchell
steamcommunity.com
why no one go out with me?
Nolan Brown
anyone like anime
Cooper Morales
ayo teacha bitch user got a tec9 in he sackruck
Luis Sullivan
My favorite anime is neon genesis evangelion and I think asuka is the best
Mason Martin
when I grow up I'm gonna fuck a moose
Isaac Fisher
user no
Jason Flores
NEGROS
Thomas Bell
YAY, time for mathletics.
Aiden Rivera
Heh.
Not at my school. Bitch had no student under control.
Aaron Foster
Anthony Robinson
>farted on by teacher
In my class, we used to deliberately get the milf teachers to help the kid in front of us so we could stare at her ass.
She damn knew what we were doing. We'd all do her if she gave the go ahead.
The issue at our school was boys coming onto female teachers and them complaining to the principal... or succumbing and getting fired.
Yes, we were evil.
David Brown
This almost reads like a pasta.
James Thompson
This is absolutely disgusting and disturbing and probably a lot more gross than what porn-obsessed anons think.
The kid is obviously going to be changed forever.
But for some reason, this made me laugh so hard because of the BRAAAAP-culture on Yea Forums. I was holding back laughter anticipating the replies.
Anyway, this woman should be shot in the back of the head.
Jose Brown
I know. That's how cliche my school was with this.
Caleb Gomez
Miss teacher, I need the poo pass!
Nathaniel Collins
I side saddled one of my teachers senior year because her large tuckus was in the way of my desk and I couldn’t be bothered I ask her to move. I even made eye content to and said “excuse you”. As we scooted by each other.
Jason Peterson
Bitch
Jaxson Miller
You’re evil, all we did was make fun of alcoholic english teacher who had a crush on one of the married math teachers.
Ethan Sanders
I went to a religious school, so teen pregnancies were a lot less common. For some reason, we weren't separated by genders, it's weird for a religious school, but this is important to the story.
Only one(1) happened during my time there, and it was the fattest girl in my grade that got knocked up (I'm talking 375+ pounds. The fat on her forehead was covering her eyes like pic-related).
Anyway, me and a bunch of the other kids did something similar to this for the first day she came back. None of the teachers were in the room and the teacher for that class was pretty based, so I doubt he would have cared. When she entered the room, we all fled from her desk.
As she got closer she started huffing and puffing. I guess she was holding back tears? Maybe she couldn't see it yet? Anyway, eventually she just fell to the floor screaming and crying. The sound her fat made when it slapped the floor is a sound I will never forget.
I initially was just kind of shocked but smiling at the same time, but eventually I started laughing because her cry sounded so fat. It sounded fat bros.
After what felt like a couple of minutes (was probably closer to 25 seconds). She stumbled to stand up and said in a semi-demonic voice, "WHO DID THIS!?"
Without waiting at all, this blonde guy (Funniest guy I've ever met. We were never really friends but he made everyone laugh. He was not afraid to do anything to get a laugh), anyway he says, without wasting any time, "It was me!"
She fucking stomps towards him. He's still in his desk and he kinda falls back onto the floor. She starts heading towards him and he runs out into the hallway. That alone had my sides hurting, but after there was some clear room to get through, I look out the door and see him being chased by her. She's just fastwalking really, so he's running in a comically slow way and turning around and making scared faces every now and then. He obviously wasn't scared, but he was trying to get a laugh out of us.
(1/2)
Angel Flores
too soon, user, too soon
Liam Nelson
guys I heard user called the teacher "MOM", what a loser
Nathaniel Allen
I bet $1000 he jerked-off to that for years after.
Joshua Ross
>how Yea Forumsirgins are made
Chase Kelly
this looks like a fun read
Ryan Mitchell
GOD
Eli Torres
(2/2) (also forgot pic related, she really did look just like this monster, just about.)
I seriously have never laughed that hard in my entire life. There were at least 7 people (myself included) who were actually on the floor, my ribs hurt so bad.
I guess the teachers handled things eventually.
He got 3 days of detention. She moved schools, but it took about 2 weeks. She must have been miserable lel.
I only ever saw her once again and it was about a year ago in a city at least 70 miles from the area that school was in. I was driving, she was walking down the street (surprising), but I am positive it was her.
Anyway, that Manga pic just reminded me of that, so I thought I'd share with you guys, easily the funniest moment of my life.
Hope you anons enjoyed.
Andrew Butler
What is your favorite class, user?
Mine's History
Carter Thomas
my favorite class is recess LOL
Hunter Garcia
SHUT UP, I'M JUST TIRED AND IT SLIPPED OUT.
DUDE STOP TELLING EVERYONE.
Asher Allen
tfw your mom is the teacher
Isaac Young
tfw you still want to fuck her
Noah Allen
>tfw no daughter-wife
>tfw no mom-teacher
Luke White
Based, no mercy for fat fucks
John Hernandez
I hope noone noticed what im doing in the corner
Henry Cruz
Bros have you guys seen that new girl in Class 5B?
Lucas Davis
Is there a tail hole or is it lifting her skirt up?
David Torres
society
Noah Wilson
I'm gonna ask her out lads
Jordan Scott
Teach, didn't we have homework due today?
Oliver Taylor
Lifting the skirt, she didn't really plan to be found out according the dialogue so it's showing off her ass
Gavin Thomas
Not my fault the books they usually choose are boring.
Except for the Windup Girl. That was a good book.
Michael Kelly
Fuck dude get a creepshot
Owen Gutierrez
BACK OFF SHE'S MINE
Evan Johnson
TOO LATE NERD WE'RE ALREADY DATING
YOU'RE ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS IF YOU DON'T GET LOST
Adrian Gonzalez
Stop spamming this in every thread
Kayden Smith
Today's the start of the second marking period, and you know what that means uuuhhhh...user?
Samuel Hughes
Only barbarians "claim" women
A real gentleman respectfully requests their companionship
Juan Wood
user WANTS TO FUCK THE DOG
user WANTS TO FUCK THE DOG
David Morales
DOOBIES
Jonathan Collins
POP QUIZ
WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF BOTSWANA
Thomas Morris
ur mom lol
Kevin Peterson
Yes? What of it?
>select all squares with fire hydrants
Jaxon Hill
>tfw too scared to ask her out to the school dance
b..bros...
Adrian Sanders
So is it true that she’s... ya know...
Levi Ross
Its ok user I'll be home with my fleshlight too
Julian Martinez
The kid who did this did it while we were watching a movie in class
It was during a really quite part of the movie and all of a sudden from the back we hear and absolute massive, long, rambling fart that tapered out into wetness and the sound of liquid splashing onto the floor
Kid literally let out the loudest fart anyone had ever heard and then emptied liquid shit out of his bowels into his pants and onto the floor
Everyone was laughing until the smell hit and the kid ran out of the room, trailing the stink and big splotches of wet shit out of the classroom.
The teacher made us leave the classroom because it smelled absolutely horrible.
Kid never came back to school, the shame was just too great
Brody Mitchell
guys! I found this really cool video online called the nostalgia critic, wanna watch?
Hudson Lopez
STFU JAMAL