This is my daughter, Cassie
This is my daughter, Cassie
Titty aside, that's cute art. Nice colors.
Post more.
Good genes you have sir
Cassie fucks dogs OP
based
based
I can't wait for coomerposting to die in a couple months. It's perhaps one of the worst forced wojaks in a while - not that any of them are good.
>This is my daughter
I've jerked off to your daughter
>forced
ok cumnigger
nigga redditors probably hate the gamer meme because it makes fun of their habbit of masturbating to BLACKED
Did they fix Terminus yet.
eh that's the best this artist has done desu
>N-n-no my shitty meme isn't from reddit!
Face it, you've been exposed fagotron
Did the game get ruined? I dropped it immediately after the essence bullshit
nigger it's from /fit/.
It's nice, but that's probably just because I'm an ass man and biased.
They patched out Essence and OB64 for months now
It's another shitty wojack, why would /fit/ want to claim ownership of it?
Not really. They actually ended up removing the essence system. They added something even worse with Cards Unbound, but they rolled that nonsense back post-haste when they realized just how much everyone despised it.
youtube.com
because it came from /fit/ I know because it was the first board it popped up on since it was reacting to people posting pics of girls asses and asking if "is coffee good for you" and kym say's its from /fit/
I can't imagine a single other reason to still be playing bootleg Overwatch other than the ass n titties
Good thread.
I'm glad those problematic coom posters were removed so we can discuss video games.
Based /fit/chads make the Yea Forumsermin squirmin.
More plushies when?
This October. They're added a Full Moon Viktor plushie.
so should I cum or
Go ahead, they've been killing it with the waifus recently. Almost makes me want to reinstall Smite
Do any of the girls get a plushie?
It's pretty fun.
Fuck off back there with all your "OOM" derivative wojacks then. You are on the same level as dischord and redditers. Don't think /fit/ elevates you from doing the exact same meme forcing shit.
Bewitching Evie.
nah
Sup Father in law?
Resetera are the anti-sexy posters, you fucking retard.
t. resetera
YOU JUST KNOW
Cute.
I wish they did made a Maeve plushie.
all trannies are cumbrans
>young adult
LEGAL
rent free
not even the same guys my dude
That Pip is a half-elf?
The Tigron will stab and rob you if you try anything.
Its always ginger archers in green
Or blue archer with silver hair
She's a smelly dumb orphan, user. She'll lie through her teeth about her age and anything else.
They've changed her design a bit over the years.
This image doesn't apply at all, nobody is accusing the thread of being shills.
Street cat is cute and deserves hugs and head pats.
Good night~
post yings
which one of these natural, beautiful ladies do you think has the wettest pussy?
Sorry, we don't look after daughters here. You wanna take her down to >>>[s4s], they'll take good care of her there
TRANNIES UNITE
>think about coming back to paladins to see how it is
>remember it's hi rez
Nah.
Don't act like you have standards when you clearly browse Yea Forums and watch tranny propaganda.
Is she a good character?
It's still pretty fun. Don't know why you stopped, so I can't say if it's gotten better or worse, though.
However low my standards may or may not be, they're not low enough to go back to paladins. That game is on a constant downward curve.
Her weapon looks fucking stupid.
Is this diversity?
I took a break too, but for me it's more about how few gamemodes there are. And everyone, even in casual, gravitates to the same 5 or so characters. People playing shitty call of duty classes in a game with teleporting and magic shenanigans. It ain't right.
I never toyuched Paladins. But you should of seen what they did to Smite back in the day.
if cassie's dad keeps a pic like that on his phone, you aren't the only one
Last time I played a lot, imari was on the way. I bet terminus is still buggy and broken.
If her special power can still capture objectives, yeah she's pretty broken.
She's good if you have a strong, aggressive tank who jumps on point and covers the healing thing. Otherwise Furia tends to be more useful.
>nobody has posted the most delicious girl yet
absolutely disgraceful
Ok, but are drogoz and evie still fast and fun
That's paladin's strike, the mobile shit moba game.
She best girl, but outside of your webm, there's not a lot of art or anything of Skye to post.
was literally about to post this
these were the only 2 characters i ever gave a single solitary fuck about
Because its actually fun and not some shit normies play just because its made by blizzard
I need to git gud at Evie. I love Drogoz though. Most fun I have with the game is with him.
Yeah. They were messing around with Drogoz's jets for a bit, and ended up making them stronger, and Evie still zipzopzoobitibops around.
>TFW NO BIG TIDDY EBONY DRAGON GF
>WHY EVEN LIIIIIIIIIIIVE????????
>Because its actually fun
oh sweet summer child. I remember thinking this. Give it a few updates. Then you'll realize the dev is incompetent and ruining the game more and more.
Sure is. Her release marked the first dragon in the game.
The easiest girl in the realm.
such a shame really, she's so perfect, even got a boobjob recently, just incredible
> I remember thinking this. Give it a few updates. Then you'll realize the dev is incompetent and ruining the game more and more.
You say that like blizzard hasnt been shitting up OW since day one
It's muh dick diversity. The best kind of diversity.
>best girl
I wasn't talking about blizzard, I was talking about hi-rez. They can both be bad, dumdum.
Lian is stinky. Even little orphan catgirl is better.
jesus christ this is just embarassing, I wish we still had public lynching.
i known, but the desings show even more meat than in the PC version, i hope they port some of the outfits from there to the main game some day
>hi rez
whats wrong with hi rez.
besides that...
that... happening over and over and over with every title they run into the ground as soon as it gets good/popular.
Iirc they're changing skyes costume
to be more modest
They added Buck's pelt outfit, didn't they?
>too high for a decent game
>but low enough for please pretend we're not degenerate fags: the show
>decent game
It's a decent game from the moment you pick it up to a few updates later.
Two sluts and a pure maiden.
If they leave the original or recolours as skins, that's fine. Still don't know what they were thinking with New Viktor.
>metal literally bends so that her titties can jiggle
What a world we live in.
It's been decent for most of its lifespan. Comparatively, your show has never gotten good.
Think its a brand new base model, last time they changed her they didn't leave the original. I think.
no! she's pure
i see 3 sluts, i the pure maiden in the back or something?
He wasn't medieval fantasy enough for the new style and lore reboot.
Paladins has only gotten worse and worse. If a new update doesn't fuck up balance, it breaks some part of their spaghetti code game engine.
this is my gf Maeve
that's just the power of some good gameplay
So change the uniform. New guy just looks super ugly and not at all like the old trooper.
You better post a source for that shit.
Everyone's experience with the game currently is positive. The last bad update was the Imani update, but that's long gone now.
How do you know it isn't just shiny polyester?
Maeve is pure.
I know dipshit. neither can balance worth a damn but paladins is actually fun in its jank while blizz is terrified to do anything to disrupt this one single meta thats dominated the game in casual and comp for so fucking long.
Is there anything current or upcoming that is worth coming back to the game for? New maps, new modes, anything other than whatever modern battlepass they're pushing?
>You better post a source for that shit.
Saw it on re-ddit a while back.
Right is the propossed new version I think.
Even reddit chimped out over it.
oh god please don't let this happend to her
paladins is fucking trash
The outfit's okay, but turning the seductress assassin into Ruckus' gf from another school isn't the way to go about it.
see
They already made that change a long time ago.
Holy fuck, that is atrocious. That doesn't look like censorship, they just made her face uglier.
Please stop talking out of your ass. She's been different for over a year now.
why don't I remember this new version.
Yeah, but it's pretty fun.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MY BONER JUST DIED AS SOON AS I SAW THE """"""""IMPROVED MODEL"""""""""""
>implying tranny viktor is medieval fantasy enough
She got nothin on Pepper~!
It's such a fucking shame this game is run by HiRez. It could be far more popular than Overwatch with organic marketing that literally sells itself to pretty much everyone.
But no instead we have to have EPIC MEMES and a focus on BATTLE PASS BATTLE PASS NEW BATTLE PASS every fucking week.
>orphan
>steals for living
>catgirl
Even skye is more pure
now that's the kind of change i can get behind
Black and gold is an excellent combination.
a pure slut you mean
Honestly seductresses sound horrifying. Imagine seeing this, you'd get fucking bodied if she was sent to kill you.
Not to mention the art is fucking dog shit.
Why does this keep happening?
They fucked up Io's art as well.
Well sure, but fearing for your life is part of the thrill.
The models looking good matters way more than these splash images you see for all of 20 seconds before a match.
The old art lead was fired and they hired a hack.
It's promotional art for the newest buyfag shit. If you don't see the problem then enjoy your game forever being known as bootleg f2p overwatch.
I just came in this thread to say I haven't played paladins since like what end of 2017 but fuck they know how to make hot girls.
I appreciate the devs, and the artists. And splashbrush.
Ok later.
jokes on her i already wanna die, being killed by a super hot bitch like her is just a plus desu
>see for all of 20 seconds before a match.
it honestly ruins skye for me.
Take care, user.
She did what she had to do to survive. No bully.
the current art looks like something out of a bad comicbook
!
Kind of impressive how the arts actually worse than the model.
Only Thunderbrush's art.
I like how you can still tell how fucking terrible the animation is even though it's zoomed in on the ass.
>women think men don't want to see this
jiggle physics and fur texture detail would've been her divine
>If you don't see the problem then enjoy your game forever being known as bootleg f2p overwatch.
I'm not a marketer, so it's not my job how the game "looks." If people don't want to give the game a chance based on bad promo art, oh well. I've pretty much gotten my fill of the game anyways. Besides, Hi-Rez aren't making great decisions with the game that would extend its lifetime anyways. No custom maps. No exciting new modes (I guess they added king of the hill around a small point, whoopee, that's just a smaller scale onslaught). Just infrequent new heroes and skins you have to pay money for.
The desk banging always gets me
Did this guy just paint over sims characters?
also, that foot looking like it's just floating in midair.
More Thunderbrush art for comparison.
They're setting people up for their next game anyways.
One more non-Thunderbrush art.
This is the lead artist on paladins.
its like bootleg league art.
Wouldn't surprise me. Usually with active games there's more... you know... development going on.
I was surprised to learn Paladins WASN'T a League knockoff.
It started as one.
It did? I thought that was Smite.
BASED
It wasn't even a shooter. Characters had skillshots.
>downloaded Paladins
>having a good time, enjoying playing as Grover because he's on rotation
>takes awhile to find matches
>sometimes play against same people here and there
>go online
>has a good size playerbase
>wonder what the fuck is going on
>PS4 crossplay nonexistent
>PC, Switch, Xbox have crossplay
It was fun but I deleted it after I found that out
I think ps4 is getting crossplay now, but I'm not sure.
How nice. These are my pride - my daughters, Alfe, Beyte, Delte and Uupse. I have personally ensured that they have been properly instructed in the most exotic and forbidden techniques of carnal pleasures. Oh, don't be such a prudish n'wah. If it makes you feel more comfortable, understand that they are my clones. So it's really more like masturbation than anything. A five-way masturbation with a harem of female versions of myself. All perfectly ordinary.
According to their website, PS4 crossplay was added almost 2 weeks ago.
Ps4 crossplay is coming next update.
You play against bots for the first 5 levels.
PS4 crossplay was just announced.
It says "as of the pirate treasure update." That already happened.
Smite girls are better tho
The incel hunter officer Skye.
Wow I love this art. The face is so nice.
w-what does she do when she finds incels?
I wish this game didn't get killed by lorez in their constant lootbox/content recycling schemes that always end up killing their games.
>put those fat cocks where i can see them!
what did she mean by this?
>fat cocks
ha ha ha..
But Maeve has fleas, Fleas!
does she have sex with them to enforce the law?
I like Evie!
No you're right, the game has been utterly and completely gutted by lorez.
Hey you know those new skins? Locked behind a new currency! Every few months we add a new currency, everything that used old currency becomes worthless. We keep doing this and shifting which lootboxes use which currency. Sometimes even your real money currency won't be able to buy the new content locked which takes a different currency! Be sure to open your "free" lootbox every day!
>Game dies in a year
>No crossplay to keep matches from filling with bots
WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
At least the girls will always be super hot even if the game is super dead.
I'll give her a good bath and a hot meal.
You just love to shit up every place you go, huh? You're like a Midas, but instead of gold it's shit. Funny, it's probably because it reminds you of your skin. Too bad the good people here have no context of exactly who you are. 5 bucks that this triggers you and get it deleted.
Does anyone know what posts got deleted at the beginning or have sauce?
Was it autism?
Looks like the kind of chick that gets far too wet so you have to lowkey wipe your dick on the sheets to get good friction.
What are her rates?
PLAY BUCK!
I do. But I use the Hercule skin.
>APP schizo is back
Ps4 has crossplay right now though
This.
>not bathing her with your men juices to get rid of them
you don't truly love her then
furries are usually autistic.
nah
a fellow man of excellent taste i see
the graphics are simpler so why does the game look so much nicer?
Because it's more fun than Overwatch.
y'all virgin gamers
Good imani skins where?
He’s my second favorite flank, behind Zhin.
Play Grohk.
CHOCKY MILK!
If you ever had a daughter you would know that you would never want to do anything like this with her.
Here
All about that cameltoe indent. Instant diamonds
youtube.com
Stunwatch is shit breh
probably because all their effort went into those models, its a mobileshit game and they need to get whales attention somehow, that's why skye shows a lot more meat in there than in the original game and why she looks so fucking sexy in that police outfit (wich isn't in the main game either)
They added KOTH.
but the main game needs wales too, it's also free to play
Why is he so fun to play
Yeh, but the thing is, No one cares for mobile games, That's why Fgo is killing it with the waifus
literally broken
They’ve fixed most of his bugs, so he’s basically playable now.
Yeah.
is paladins good or is it a meme? also does it have cross progression between switch and pc?
I like playing him, but I always get my ass kicked. Too many snipers and long range fighters who absolutely shit damage like Tyra on the average team.
Isn't it funny how easily you just confirm your identity? You see, despite what you may think, I'm not "back". No, I never left, no matter how much you delude yourself into thinking I keep doing. Unsurprisingly, your gorilla whore of a mom never taught you your actions have consequences. I'm simply done with /palg/, and from the looks of things, a constantly increasing number of people there are also getting fed the fuck up with your animal raping ass.
Actually, it seems like a fun time to catch up on your plebbit escapades, sloppyfreddy my buddy. Let's see what you've been doing since last time. Probably jacking off to animals left and right, deluding yourself about the magic space cats, and fellating your ego with the PC you "built" thanks to your trusty steed Linus.
Just get undying, bro.
It does have cross progression. Just play the game to see if you like it.
He's by far the most annoying shit I've ever had to deal with. Oh boy, an unbreakable, infinite shield to shoot at. And then on my team I get the "i'm a flank" version who keeps trying to slam on people and doesn't do shit.
1. It's a bit jank but it's a lot more fun than Overwatch
2. Yes.
Use your siphon, he has a card that gives back siphon if you land your shots.
It's alright. It's a team game, so after a point you're going to nut up and be able to 1v9 or just sit there helplessly as your team plays "flank sniper" and "also flank sniper" and "sniping tank".
I swear people are so fucking scared of the point they all end up in some variation of "shoot from cover, run away from direct fights".
holy shit, death would be mercy for you
What, impregnate her? of course I would, if nothing else for pragmatism alone. I trust myself and I say better me than some rando off the streets.
Anybody worth their salt can heckle or wait out the siphon. It takes a special kind of retard to fire into you as you hold up that guard.
Come on now, be logical for a second.
because it never happens, right?
My tomboy wife Kinessa.
She cute, but fuck everyone who plays as her. Strix too for that matter. Fuckin cowards.
>Heard Jesus was half Lyran, and is basically a "demigod" as his mother Marie was fertilized with Lyran seed
>posted from samefagging plebbit account neptuneos
Holy fucking kek you're legitimately fucking insane. What a blasphemous piece of motherfucking monkey diarrhea.
Also, who's this Yang president guy? Are you cheering for him because he won't want to kick out apes like you as the orange man does?
she may be your daughter but im her daddy.
kys schizo
this is a prime example of why you're wrong:
What the fuck am I reading?
If you get killed by kinessa you deserve to die, strix on the other hand is a broken piece of shit that sucks the fun out of the game
idk who the schizo is, but he seems pretty based for trashing on a dumb, autistic furry like you, gladiosly.
>if 1 side is autistic it means that the other one isn't
Furries are the most autistic human beings i've ever seen, the bad kind of autism, and i hope i never deal with anything resembling 1 IRL
It's less about dying, and more about how much time she wastes with her teleport away. You can either chase her (assuming she doesn't duck into respawn which is all too easy on Foreman's Rise) or ignore her as she takes free shots at her team. Just unfun to deal with.
>free shots at her team.
Fuck me. At YOUR team.
I love how triggered Yea Forums npc's get at anything that isn't their zeta grey "human" monstrosity
>this thread is okay
>my thread of a a pg13 game gets deleted because a screenshot from it was mildly lewd
what are we gonna do on the bed pompf
She's a cutie. Glad they didn't mess with her model in the big visual update.
Eh, you can just ignore her for the most part in those maps, just hide, if she is near the spawn she isn't doing much, on any big mao you can easily kill her if you manage to get close, except on that one small onslaught map, holy fuck who designed that shit
Ouch, sounds like I struck a nerve. It's so stupidly easy to spot you out in a crowd even in a place like Yea Forums, you pretty much scream for attention everywhere you go an type the same asinine bullshit everywhere.
Let me give you a little context. This guy, this furry faggot with the apple filenames that keeps posting the whore purple fox and defending furries as dindus? I know him. He infested this game's general over on /vg/ since last november when that whore got put in the game.
See, as a good furry attention whore, he eventually started posting his account names over there, completely oblivious to the fact that breadcrumbs add up. His shitting up of the general got so bad, constant and unbearable that I started digging. I got a considerable amount of his accounts on several sites (pictured in my images).
Nowadays he insists and swears none of them are his, despite everything very conveniently adds up. One time, a skin name in the game got datamined, mentioning a bunny (which under context of the character getting it, was pretty obvious would be a playboy-like bunny suit). This guy proceeded to commission several pieces of furry art of his OC donut steel concept, consisting of a literal anthro bunny, and spammed it for fucking MONTHS on the general, got deleted constantly and he ban evaded time after time to keep posting it until jannies gave up deleting it.
There's a fuckton of similar stories exemplifying this subhuman's autism but I can't write them all. All you need to know is the accounts are him, and if you see that purple fox whore shilled anywhere, it's probably him. He has a severe tendency to samefag by the way, and he has that mentioned plebbit account specifically for it. By the way, he's OBSESSED some alien cat things he calls lyrans. If you dig on his accounts you will find it's a bit of a common theme, along with words like ayyz, zeta greys, kemonomimi cringe, etc.
Finally, there's this. Draw your own conclusions.
What game, user?
GODDAMN... officer skye please take me with you, to jail, to whenever you want but pleaseee just take me with you and punish me! i have been bad please PLEASE i deserve to be punished holy fucking shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Maitetsu
his mom was kind of hot
do you think it's Sonic Fox?
She has a cute bellybutton
>stomaching Hi-Rez garbage just for some fapbait characters
Remember Tribes Ascend
Didn't she get raped by bandits?
as opposed too?
dude just jizz to pixels on a screen
it's not like your life is stalling or anything
>Remember Tribes Ascend
i try not to
>it's STILL at it
Huh. Think the guy shows up on /tg/ now and again.
She really is cute isn't she?
A VN about trains? That's what I'm getting from it.
Based.
I really like Realm Royale tbqh
>yet another Royale
Just pack it in already, Hi-Rez.
I think it's nice. Like it a little more than Fortnite, though I'm glad they're going back to two basic abilities and one movement the next update. Don't much care for the big nerf throwing axes ate, though. Used to be a ton of fun dropping out of the sky on someone and hurling one right into their heads, but now it feels so damn clunky to use.
Buck has the best gameplay. Prove me wrong.
There's a new gamemode
They release maps almost every battlepass and usually change some characters for better or worse so there's usually new stuff to do for a while
I like anybody who can leap right into the middle of action. But Drogoz raining death down on folks is more enjoyable.
I heard they nerfed W.Y.R.M. Jets though. That makes me deeply sad.
S U P A T H I C C
>nerfed wyrm jets
Yeah they nerfed it a bit, in exchange you can now rain death upon the lowly peasants with fusillade now
Kinda-sorta. WYRM Jets increases your basic booster performance now.
They need to replace the third spit skill. Why anyone would ever take that in place of jets or Fusillade's direct hit damage is laughable.
>CC
>burn damage
>aoe
All of Drogoz's leggos are fantastic.
He absolutely does. It's one of those things that seem small in the grand scheme so I skipped it. He also goes on about the same alien bullshit in /x/ and Yea Forums at the very least, and probably more more. His fixation in that regard is that "alien interpretations in media and cinema are "edgy" and "unintelligent" " because they tend to look nothing like the fetish alien cats he wants to fuck (we're talking like Predator/Alien interpretations, that kind of purposely ugly things). In fact, find any thread on any board with someone strangely obsessed with these lyran things, it's more than likely him.
You see how he's damage controlling right now? Zero arguments. He really loves calling me an "it" too, the poor thing, as if anyone but him were a vile subhuman.
Here, have another story. There was once a community skin contest not too long ago. He submitted this garbage, shilled it in the general night and day, gloated about being the mastermind behind it on several occasions, then denied all involvement when put on the spot. That's what he always does.
Look at it this way, consider what his mommy looks like, then connect the dots of why he's so good at running (from confrontations) and lying. He's like a breathing caricature of every single reason why any sane human being hates furries.
Fun fact: did you know he apparently has a recent-ish Corvette? Cause he does. Take a wild guess how much he worked to get it. Take a wild guess why an autistic furry faggot with undeserved wealth developed this kind of mental illness. Funny how things work, huh?
>Don't much care for the big nerf throwing axes ate, though.
Those suckers melted me
A fuckton of damage done through such a large projectile
say something nice about my pet kitty
>Fun fact: did you know he apparently has a recent-ish Corvette? Cause he does. Take a wild guess how much he worked to get it. Take a wild guess why an autistic furry faggot with undeserved wealth developed this kind of mental illness. Funny how things work, huh?
I don't follow.
It's fortunate she has an ultimate that makes me look at her less.
While she may lack any sort of feminine figure, she does possess strong maternal instincts.
>1200 AoE damage with knockback is bad
It does get outclassed by WYRMs for the most part but it also has its uses, also, if you can manage the cooldowns fusillade >>> WYRM
i bet she can suck a mean dick really good if you catch my drift
Fusillade is the direct hit damage boost. Did you mean Combustible?
No, currently fusillade outclasses WYRM, since they added 25% of WYRM jets to the base kit, you can now fly quite well, while dropping 1.1k bombs into whoever is unlucky enough to eat the damage
Not sure why you're still reading all that schizo's obsessive cringe
He's the pinnacle of mental, pure delusion, and lack of self-awareness
Yes, but the TYPE of CC is just knockback. It always did AOE and burn damage. Flame Spit is too slow moving to use as some kind of "Fuck you bump you off the stage" move. And Drogoz doesn't even need to rely on pitfalls to kill. His damage is exquisite.
All combustible does is add 300 damage to his DoT on one of his infrequent moves when he relies way more on rocketfire. Meanwhile Fusillade does 125% damage on EVERY shot if you can aim. And WYRM Jets' ability to keep you above heads where people aren't watching as carefully means they both heavily outclass the Combustible spit upgrade.
Paladins is literally a better TF2 clone than overwatch. Even has an engie skin in it.
It's certainly not something you want to walk around a corner into. I guess I'm just getting tired of sniper rifles.
What? No!
It was consensual.
Is it worth it? Is it actually good? I thought it was just some waifu b8 game, but my dick tells me it might be good.
Except they left the old skin in too and it was even 1 gold for a long time.
The voicepack's done by Grant Goodeve, too.
It's pretty fun. You might like it.
I wish there was a TF2 mode. Bigger teams like 10v10, maybe no ultimates to make up for how fucking chaotic that would be. And a focus on base defense.
I thought it sounded spot on. He even calls for doc at low hp
What the hell kind of Drogoz do you play that you don't even bother using his abilities on the point?
He can literally spam large AOE blasts on the point with the right loadout, displace their tanks and healers, and get a few seconds of wallhax with Combustible. And you think it's worse than unga bunga me deal more damage?
"No!"
Put simply, this faggot has not worked a finger any day of his worthless life to get whatever apparent wealth he has. Tell me, what happens when you let an impressionable kid grow up completely unrestrained from any social, sexual or economic restraints? Would you be surprised that that kid becomes an egomaniacal disrespectful and sexually deviant animal raping faggot spamming an imageboard with nonsensical bullshit it has deluded itself into believing for so long that it might as well be unquestionable facts to him?
Oh god and how could I forget this? He's a ponyfucker in denial. Deep, deep denial. Talking 40+ pages of deep denial. Go looking for kernalkumshot in an /mlp/ archive and there he is. Conveniently enough, his steam name is Kernel Kumshot. Looking back in an archiving site, his nickname history spits out masterwave. This masterwave right here. See how the breadcrumbs add up? Well, he sure didn't, clearly.
Look at how defensive he gets on that response you got. That's how he deals with problems. Cringe this and delusion that. He doesn't know how to think for himself, he cannot defend himself because he knows it's all true, so he just dances around the fact and namecalls repeatedly until he gets his way. "Getting his way" sums up this stupid fuck's life pretty well actually, he didn't know anything but getting his way for who knows how much time of his life, so when he doesn't get his way this sort of reaction is the result.
Why don't you tell him about that one time you masturbated to 40+ pages of pony porn and are now frantically attempting to hide it through meaningless kindergarten-level namecalling? Oh wait, it wasn't "the one" time. Who knows for how many fucking years it went on.
Just because her hair is short does not mean she's a tomboy asshole.
I think there's a lack of understanding happening here. "Combustible" is not the flame spit move. No, it is the loadout that powers it up.
I love her so much! I've cried a lot for real! How do I make it stop hurting? Sometimes I can't play the game properly because of her.
its great
^
Overcringe isn't even playable nor is there anything worth spending
Yes. What's the misunderstanding?
does overwatch even have crossplay? I can boot up paladins on anything and have all of my stuff
Any chance you can get some of these skins without opening your wallet?
ur forgetting pipuri
This
It'd fun as fuck
Then why are you accusing me of not using Fire Spit? I use it plenty, I just don't use it to bump people around.
Yeah. Some of them are available for gold, and you get crystals as login or pass rewards (including on the free track) for the ones that aren't.
PS4 already has cross play you fucking dingus, you play against bots until level 5
Talk about a rarity. A thread about paladins. Im playing the game right now too and SO MANY posts. I love you Yea Forums. No faggot though.
You can't do this with regular fire spit you unga bunga brainlet.
>spam large AOE blasts on the point with the right loadout, displace their tanks and healers, and get a few seconds of wallhax
Not that I know of
But it certainly has the pinnacle of limitations with a toxic af community
Even it's "knockoff" cares more about quality
M'ress!
gimme spess ket
She's not a Paladins or Realm Royale character, though.
You can't "spam AOE blasts" with any loadout. At best you can reduce it from 8 seconds to 5.5 under the most IDEAL of conditions, and let's face it, you aren't hitting all 5 enemy teammates with every firespit. You aren't. And the chaos from a firespit every 8 seconds is nothing compared to the chaos of raining constant damage from above with your normal shots.
I should have predicted I'd hook a contrarian liar who would defend shit loadout options.
I remember it as the only game that Yea Forums beat Reddit in.
Protip: notice the space cat theme. It's this stupid faggot shitposting with off topic garbage doubling down on his shitposting efforts to draw away attention from getting called out. I know for a fact the second picture is on several of his accounts, not sure about the first one but I could bet my left nut it also is in at least one of them. This mress whore is also a common theme among all his accounts, and he also shitposted extensively with it on the general.
literally not in either game or even videogames
Its started on /fit/. Quit being a fucking loser and pretending the boards are one person, no one is "claiming" ownership you faggot.
Didn't we win wargame too?
Wait, my math was off. That was just level 1 card.
Why are you fucking retarded?
>At best you can reduce it from 8 seconds to 5.5 under the most IDEAL of conditions,
This retarded nigger doesn't even touch his loadouts. He doesn't know he can level cards up. Thanks for making my night, user. You're a real comedian.
What you are suggesting is impossible. You can't make a loadout of level 1 cards, you'd have to discover multi-level cards or it won't let you save your loadout.
As opposed to being a fucking loser who spams capslock text accompanied by wojacks, you mean?
I just cannot understand Hi-Rez's business strategy.
Just take the L, user.
Read the first sentence. I'm suggesting you use the default loadout. Because you clearly do, since you don't seem to recognize one of Drogoz's best cards.
>a toxic af community
Get off this site.
die
>Its a team locks in Strix AND Kinessa episode
im still mad they remove headgear and body outfit customization
The fact I knew you can't save a loadout with level 1 cards kind of blows your accusation apart. It's true, I don't fuck around with fire spit cards, because I prefer cards that extend airtime. So while you pretend to have a laugh riot, the fact is I'm sure even you realize something else is going on.
Nobody experiments with every fucking card for every champ. Sorry, but virtually no one is that hardcore into this game. But feel free to post more laughing gifs at your little "gotcha"
helmetless raeve was cute. CUTE!
imagine her gripping your head with her thighs shoving her a$$ and pu$$i onto your face and demands you start licking while she grabs your cock with her powerful (robotic?) hands and starts playing with it
do you think you could get her off of you? haha.
I have played this game in forever. I just remember rolling a lot with this character.
>that dent on her tits
she could freeze or burn your dick off with those hands!
Have they added survival back in yet? If not, don't care, it was the only game mode worth a shit
>I-I-I d-definitely knew you can't save a loadout with level 1 cards!!
Yikes.
>I don't fuck around with fire spit cards,
Yikes.
>because I prefer cards that extend airtime.
Even more yikes!
>Nobody experiments with every fucking card for every champ.
An unbelievable large number of yikes!
>But feel free to post more laughing gifs at your little "gotcha"
lmao!
there was a webm showing how her moves were copied from avatar tla
nah, it was one of her MVP poses that was copied directly from ATLA's opening.
The tag is "skindentation"
Oh good, we're onto stuttering greentext and "yikes" posting. Pack it in kiddo. You had a laugh then got backed into a corner when you pressed your luck for ebin shitposting.
How the fuck are you going to copyright a god damn pose?
Why is the daddy/daughter incest kink so hot, Yea Forums? What's the psychology behind it?
Your daughter's hot, but don't call me Cassie.
I... I don't know what came over me.
No, its reused assets again. At least they're getting better at it and bother to change the facial structure a bit.
>do you think you could get her off of you? haha.
i wouldn't even try to
Don't tell lies, user.
post more smite waifus please
this is so much better than what they've given us in paladins
>backed into a corner
Uhh... who's the one who:
>doesn't have a lot of experience with the character
>pulls info out of their ass
>doesn't understand the importance of displacement and wallhax
>doesn't have experience with all the cards
>blatantly spreads lies
>doesn't understand the basic mechanics of gameplay and loadouts
and
>can't even perform his role properly and attack the point
......this L......
Please don't have children.
It's just right.
It's the closest relationship you'll ever have with a female in your life. It only makes sense to take it further.
There haven't been too many new waifus, new gods have mainly been animal head egyptian gods, a nigger sun god and giant snake. But newest patch was basically a "skin patch" filled with sexy pirate skins for the girls, so expect a ton of corsets and repurposed pirate hats in Paladins too.
Men have naturally sought younger women for reproduction because they are easy to mate with and turn into a lifelong partner due to their innocence. The degeneracy you speak of is likely derived from that drive and amplified by women increasingly forgoing any form of dignity and becoming sexually active (and promiscuous) at much younger ages.
Put simply, it's a desire for purity that has been misguided via the jews who control the media.
That's a nice pic. Anyone know of any good daddy daughter stories to read? Somehow they do it more for me than those shitty porn videos
>Arthur
>Merlin
>Jormungandr's voice
>Horus and Set
>Olorun
it's the season of husbandos user
>thinking coomerposting or wojack spam will go away before hell freezes over
Mr. Bones’ wild ride does not stop user
>Runs with a hunched animal-like movement.
>Playstyle extremely aggressive diving and relentless attacking.
>Uses half-staff, half-khopesh weapon.
>Spawns golems called "Minions of Set".
Hi-Rez really likes that one Samurai Jack episode.
Arthur's pretty rad, and Royal Anhur is dope AF.
pretty sad how great these smite waifus are
in /palg/ we have to deal with literal pedos and their loli champions maeve and io
god I wish I could make videogames
Something stopping you from learning?
I don't want to program videogames, I want to design videogames while someone pays programmers and advertisers millions of dollars to make my ideas a success. If I was to learn how to program, I would either be executing other peoples' dogshit ideas (such as making a loli cat girl), or laboriously and poorly executing my own ideas that no one would buy because you need millions of dollars of advertising to get people to buy your game in 2019.
Something stopping you from pitching your designs to someone?
look at this dumb cat
SMITE has two lolis too.
worthless coomer
No! No. No. no.
Hi-rez has decent character designers if nothing else.
Problem with chibi skins in SMITE is that you can't see their facial expressions yourself because the camera is always locked behind you.
Thanks for the kind introduction.
Introducing you to your grandchildren is the least I can do in return.
>god I wish I could make videogames
I plan on doing so
Even weirder there aren't any "loli" champions in Paladins but a lot of these freakshows love drawing certain characters like children
maeve, evie, skye, and io are all cartoonishly short with huge heads as if they were children
...?
Know what?
Io has huge tits
artist name?
Her voice pack is also great. Love the dorky snorting laugh.
I wish Paladins had a developer team worth two rusty buckets full of elephant cum. Their character modellers are kinda the only team not fucking up consistently with every patch
t. been playing since closed beta
>switch got banned
REEEEEE
The fuck you did there to get banned
Hacked my switch
Eh, I'm more surprised if you thought that you won't get banned for doing that
>this whole thread
Sometimes mods are all right. Nice to see that.
Is this game still in early access? I played for a whole month, but got bored cause it was very shallow and lacked gameplay flexibility where skill could matter, it was very very slow as well. Not to mention buggy as hell.
Not with that rack she isn't, SJWs demand a certain body type for their "diverse" media, and this ain't it.
>Their character modellers are kinda the only team not fucking up consistently with every patch
Thats because their models come from SMITE, they just change them a bit. Most Obvious Grover who is canonically the same character as he was in SMITE, but then theres heroes like Cassie who is just Nu Wa model with more clothes put on and slight changes to the face.
Goddamit I love videogames
Me too, user!
base meshes are a thing commonly shared in game companies. You best bet the game worlds mix though.
What makes you think that?
Yeah but Paladins is much more blatant about it. Baron Samedi gets released in SMITE, few weeks later Paladins gets a new character that looks like Baron Samedi with a pirate hat and beard. The bulk of the modelling work in Hi-Rez is done by the "A-team" that does it in SMITE, then the "B-team" in Paladins repurpose those assets and change them a little bit.
I personally like it. Each game is different and I am guilty of playing grover in both smite and paladins. He is just fun although playing him in paladins is a lot faster.
>with more clothes put on
where are the ass freckles?
This thread going strong for like 8 hours makes me think the coomposters kinda have a point.
fact: cassie doesn't deserve to be in a game as poorly executed as p*ladins
Better a Hi-Rez thread with lewds, than Hi-Rez thread bitching about T.R.I.B.E.S once again.
Dont worry, she's already in another game.
smite's a m*ba do not speak of this dogshit "genre" in this thread
this
How do I get into Smite? Is the gameplay anything like an FPS? The only multiplayer games I played were Palading and Overwatch but that was months/years ago and I was so godamn bad at it. I mostly ever played turn-based strategies and cRPGs and my reflexes are flow as fuck. Should I even bother? I admit the only reason I want to play is this NuWa pic.
>that thigh gap
AWOOOGAA
>I admit the only reason I want to play is this NuWa pic.
Not worth it. Stick to Heroes of Might and Magic.
Standard WASD-controls, a MOBA 3rd persion action hybrid. Its more fast-paced than all other MOBAs or even Overwatch so yeah, the slow reflexes might hurt. Otherwise its mostly about the map control and most of all learning how to aim projectiles since every single basic attack in the game is a skillshot, theres no hitscan abilities in the game, save for global ults that hit everyone. A player who knows how to farm and has good map awareness tends to win more Conquest games than mechanically good but clueless player who just chases kills.
It got crossplay on PS4 2 weeks back so now it has crossplay with all consoles if you don't feel like trying it on PC. Nu Wa is a bit on the weird side when it comes to glass cannon mages, very defensive since her mobility is limited, might take some learning.
Forgot to mention if you don't care about the MOBA-aspect and just want to chase kills in teamfights, theres Arena game mode which is also the most popular one: youtu.be
my wife, cassia the dragonslayer
Is that Pip costume like a new character?
fact: this character is the ONLY good thing hirez has ever accomplished
Should I go
Yeah she even had a different icon at first but they broke it and never fixed it.
Come on, lad
Paladins has a dozen perfect waifus