Nintendo is 130 years old today

Nintendo is 130 years old today.

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>Nintendo is now older than the majority of posters here

>Nintendo is a boomer

Or their grandparents

Speak for yourself, i'm 300 years old and still kicking.
The only downside is that my dick and balls fell off 100 something years ago but what can you do.

Are you a skeleton

The original HQ

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>Or their great gandparents

FTFY

Lol, he thinks I didn't fight in the American Revolution.

Getting there!

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Actually we dont have names for generations that old

Also
Its not Nintendos birthday in relevant timezones

Uhhh... fuck I got nothing.

>he thinks anyone uses "boomer" and "zoomer" correctly in the first place
What a zoomer.

>Founded on 23 September 1889 by Fusajiro Yamauchi, the company has operated for decades in the card games industry producing Hanafuda decks. The company’s first expansive phase coincided with the close partnership in 1959 with The Walt Disney Company for the production of cards depicting the Disney characters most loved by Western and Eastern audiences.

Neat.

Reminder than Nintendo is alive thanks to the Yakuza that used their cards in the casinos

I remember that you could still order those cards through like a my rewards program or something way back when

Most old japanese companies have ties to the Yakuza, user.
In fact, the idea of the "street yakuza" isn't a thing anymore.
The new Yakuza is composed by white collar CEOs and people that manipulate the market and make gigantic amounts of money disappear.

It really is the same in the US too, you know.
There is no difference between a sophisticated criminal and the succesful owner of a secular multinational company.
They're one and the same.
Endgame capitalism is inherently tied to criminal organizations taking over worldwide.

Praise the Yakuza

video games didn't exist 130 years ago tho
checkmate atheists

>Forgets that God made Battletoads a free download for everyone's dick
Nice try user

Doomed since 1889

Did you know that Nintendo was created during the same year Adolf Hitler was born?

Did you know Nintendo used to have ties to the Yakuza?

What?
Are you saying the real Yakuza isn't Kiryu running around beating people up in the street?

Oh wait, somebody already mentioned it

Name a Japanese company with more than 5 employees who didnt have connections to the yakuza.

No.
There's no such thing as "noble" Yakuza either, it's always been a lie.

You mean they dont help people like Robin Hood?

>the Yakuza series is actually a massive psyop to entrench the idea of street yakuzas in the mind of the public

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Or their great great-grandparents.

remember youre here forever

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13OTH?