Octo daughter is best daughter.
Splatoon Thread
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Colton Russell
whats your weapon main anons?
Justin Garcia
can i eat octopus takoyaki in front of her?
Logan Hernandez
Dead game.
Elijah Ward
Octo daughter- wait a minute.
Splattershot Jr. It's treated me so well across 2 games.
Charles Price
what would be a good splatoon spin off?
Colton Martinez
XCOM-like with a focus on the Ink-based movement that's a staple of the main game. Maybe it could take place around the time of the Great Turf War.
The undisputed truth
Aiden Ross
Kensa Pro
I'm a meta slave and I hate it. The two shot is too powerful a drug.
Jaxon Jenkins
Give me my rhythm game.
The greatest truth in the wor.d
Aaron Lee
Carbon Roller
I like your drawings, dude. They remind me of a child's drawing.
Hudson Lopez
and now you have a baby bottle to go with it, it's cute.
splatoon gear rising
nah but seriously aside from the obvious rhythm game, some kind of platformer that makes use of the ink mechanics
but you can two shot with a bamboozler
Alexander Johnson
I want to know nos what happened after the last Splatfest. I don't want to wait till Splatoon 3.
Jordan Turner
Bottom right isn't happy to be put into Hufflepuff.
David Gonzalez
Pearl and Marina slammed clams like it was a ranked match.
Owen Martin
Reccetear style shopkeep simulator
Zachary Smith
I would be too. It's hufflepuff
Nolan Evans
JRPG
Or a puzzle game where ou have to make ink based solutions to puzzles
Jackson Gutierrez
Like painting every side of a Rubik's cube a single color?
Adam Brown
So many things I want to draw, so little time. Working on a concept that involves the blue-ringed octopus at the moment.
Carter Scott
rip whoever is involved with that octo
James Jackson
Kelp Charger and Dual Squelcher in 1
Sorella Undercover and Vanilla Undercover in 2
Jose Taylor
You're playing with fire.
Daniel Rogers
RIP indeed.
Zachary Ross
Amie-like mode where you can interact with your ceph. Give headpats, snacks, play games with them, etc.
Juan Ross
uh oh
Charles Martin
Poor little muffin
Eli Bell
>Checked the ms Yea Forums thread to see what's going on
>some sweet home Alabama tier photo posted
fucking wut
Eli Watson
wat
Cooper Roberts
#p110224287
Joseph Carter
just saw it, what the fuck
Christopher Phillips
dum beebo
Jason Stewart
>no one knows how to use dynamo roller again
>no one supports me when I'm trying to mow over everything
It hurts.
This hurts me more than it should. I haven't played rank in months.
Joseph Thomas
im a roller main. Ever since Kensa Roller came out, I couldnt let go
Sebastian Powell
Most eventful week. I tell ya
Hop to it
Joshua Scott
Rainmaker on Triggerfish is peak Splatoon.
John Gray
Dynamo is shit
Tyler Adams
You can't make me.
>he can't one-shot most of the bosses with a one dynamo hit
Git gud.
Matthew Anderson
You will make the octos sad if you don't
Parker Stewart
>tfw ten hours of vidya today
I'm too old for this shit
David Thompson
>salmon run
lol
Samuel James
Darn squids turning all the veemos gay
Jonathan Foster
>implying the veemos weren't gay to begin with
Octavio runs a fascist society because he knows they'll gay themselves into extinction otherwise
Hudson Barnes
Finally, got some people who know how to play. One of them was even called Soft Veemo.
That's playing dirty.
Nicholas Davis
Callie date sim
Jose Bennett
Is Splatoon even worth getting anymore since they basically stopped supporting it?
Adrian Howard
>veemos were gay to begin with
I doubt it
Not before Octavio made the mistake of bringing the cutest squid on earth into the empire, at least.
Tyler Brown
>game immediately spawns 4 fly fish on a high tide round
What the actual shit
Adrian Smith
I will never understand this zoomer mentality that a game needs constant updates in order to be interesting.
Luke Carter
Sometimes the game just has to give a quick and dirty "Fuck You."
Tyler Price
No
Austin Baker
why would you think its not
Brandon Bailey
We won that game, but I was still done dirty. Piece of shit AI.
Kids these days think a game is only worthwhile if they can keep spending money on DLC packs after they already bought a full price game. I wish 2 was still getting updates but it's still fun as hell to play as it is. They can't just comprehend that a game can still be played for so many years after release just because it's really fun to play.
Brandon Ortiz
This.
i remember played CoD 2 on pc many moons back. I never would have thought of it needing any more than it had off hand out of the box, save for a couple of cool mods i ran into here and there on different servers. Are updates a bad thing in and of themselves? Hel no. Sometimes, you need a little touch up Heavy update fucking WHEN. but if your game or your experience of games is so shallow that the only thing attracting you is a fresh coat of paint and not the actual core itself, there's something wrong.
Charles Stewart
>the days when you bring your friends over and play some splitscreen games while you all eat junk food
I want to go back
Adrian Diaz
Yeah, means you have all the content now
Lucas Gray
I miss European Assault, man
Robert Long
Aaron Powell
I miss all of it. Playing Halo with that big bulky ass controller with your buddies
Dylan Hall
It would be cool if they would continue doing Splatfests.
Or, at the very least, once a month, add night stages and shifty stations to the rotation. I'm less bummed about the fact it's not getting additional content so much as I'm bummed that I can't experience the content that, for all intents and purposes, is already in the game. And I think a lot of people share that sentiment.
Angel Miller
Sploosh-o-matic
Bentley Richardson
E-rated GTA clone about the Great Turf War
Aaron Butler
But it only lasted a day, didn't it?
Daniel Campbell
Wyatt Edwards
UNDASTAND UNDASTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
UH
Zachary Taylor
since virtual youtubers are a thing...Where's my callie youtube chanell!?
Noah Kelly
im gonna head off early lads. see ya fucks tomorrow if this is till up
Isaiah Wood
Coming soon in Valve time.
>playing fucking Mario Kart, Timesplitters, Conker and a bunch of other shit before watching scary movies on TV
Those were the days, man.
They should have just permanently added shifty stations as a third rotation for turf wars. It would actually make me want to play turf war again.
Ryder Lopez
Good night, Callie lover.
Asher Garcia
Goodnight
Parker Sullivan
Post the rape comic
Asher Parker
>cherry ponytail veemo
FUCK, MY HEART
Charles Richardson
Since you guys like being off topic, who is your waifu?
Jack Turner
But why
Zachary Jackson
I've been saving tons of octo pics for the last month
Oliver Murphy
>not seen: a member of the blue team ready to blow their super on them all
Brayden Scott
Elijah Taylor
>work on a story about the last human waking up in splatoon world
>he meets woomies and veemos who help him disguise to not bring any attention since a corporation wants him for money
>computer dies along with my chapters
>mfw
Tyler Hill
This is why keeping multiple backups, especially online is important.
Matthew Green
Midna
Colton Myers
Nintendo would DMCA
Joseph Parker
Oh fuck I think I remember you. You talked about your story a few months back right?
Connor King
that sucks man
Jonathan Perry
i want my cum to pool up into her suction cups
Jack Green
Do you know what killed your computer? Was it difinitively the hard drive it was stored on that went kaput?
Alexander Miller
Brody Phillips
Delet
Asher Gonzalez
Joseph Perry
yeah but you know what? it's good cause not gonna lie i really didn't like the story as i read it back again and again
Anthony Hall
either way I never posted it anywhere so no one is disappointed
Hunter Gomez
>spoiler
don't hurt me like this
Wyatt Edwards
Jacob Gutierrez
I've finally come home to tell you I love you.
It's okay, I hurt myself as well.
Isaiah Morales
Chase Cook
Hydra Splatling
Callie, is far as Splatoon is related
Samuel Nelson
Daniel Turner
Jeremiah Howard
Xavier Brown
Give us a rough outline
Nicholas Hughes
Sometimes I miss the hustle and bustle of the daydwelling world. Everything's so quiet at night.
Or maybe it's just that Splatoon is an old game and these threads are inherently slow.
Robert Morales
I just wish there was stuff you could do in the plaza with other players, like 2 player arcade games or DDR cabinets, etc.
Jackson Nguyen
Like the best: All brellas. Ping is too fucking high and I'm absolutely wasted on stuff that can't carry.
Best at: Sploosh O matic, despite almost never playing it, the incredibly fluid movement and high power plays to my strengths really well.
Best combination of fun and skill: Rollers and brushes. Never run out of creative and surprising ways to pick up kills and paint brush plays with the enemy's head so hard when you use it right.
Camden Morgan
I'm still mad they axed the minigames from 1.
Joseph Powell
Colton Roberts
Oliver Cooper
Last veemo before comms blackout.
Brayden Gutierrez
*blocks callie's path*
Levi Martin
sauce? It looks like Mikeinel but sillier
Owen Butler
i want giant callie to _eat me
Jack Campbell
Grayson Ross
Metroid-like, the locale is an abandoned human city and you're after our lost technology.
Dominic Murphy
Jet Squelcher is so fun with Ninja Squid.
Noah Sanchez
They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Adam Morgan
I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking veemos gay
Grayson Cooper
Looks like she needs hugs and cuddling.
Jason Sanders
Bubble Bucket brings me joy
Asher Young
Julian Diaz
Hudson Ward
96 gal deco
Asher Sullivan
Justin Clark
what if she doesnt feel like it?
Lincoln Adams
Jace Lopez
very cute
Andrew Carter
Jace Allen
Make the story a comedy.
Landon Anderson
This is me almost every time lost outpost
Jacob Rodriguez
Nah, turnaround after inklings cut octos' wiring took a day, before that it was a long and gruelling inkling genocide.
Moral of the story, don't make tanks that run on mains power.
Mason Jenkins
i am going to climb down her throat and she cannot stop me
Elijah Adams
thinkgen about heads
Austin Howard
Charles Fisher
same but salmonid smokeyard
Owen Flores
AAAAAAAAAA I WANT CUSTOMIZABLE ROOMS NINTENDOOOOO
Elijah Lopez
it's a gacha app
Nolan Anderson
Splatoon 3 prediction:
>The Salmonids are FUCKIN PISSED after all the Grizzly business
>Tries to invade Inkopolis with a scrap metal and flesh army of mechanized, robotic and cybernetic units
>Octos and Squids have to work together to stop them.
Chase Sanders
>inb4 it turns out the salmonids youve been fighting are all from the eggs grizz has collected and he's the master of it all
Hunter Anderson
the hell is that
Eli Cooper
>Final boss, first stage, is Mr Grizz puppeteering a sanitized DJ Octavio
Cameron Mitchell
Bamboozler, Squeezer, and Mini Splatling
James Lewis
>bamboozler
my man
Lucas Allen
I hate that everyone only picked it up after MPU became a thing. All of them, talentless hacks that can only spam full charges for sweet sweet 99.9s.
Joseph Myers
has it become a more popular thing after mpu? i havent noticed it
Jaxson James
>then octos betrayed us in the direst moment
Now that's some writing that makes sense.
Lucas Martin
I can see this happening
Logan Scott
OR
>The Salmonoids ACTUALLY cause an apocalypse
THIS
Eli Cruz
Good morning. I'm sure I don't have to point out who best daughter is.
Gavin Garcia
It's a lot more common now. The only reason it's not literally everywhere is because KPro is even easier and has a better kit than all three Boozlers combined.
Evan Baker
Thomas Harris
octo gf
Jace Martinez
good morning daughterposter
i dont really use MPU so i havent experienced what it's like, i like my loadout so im probably not gonna change it anyways
Parker Adams
Did you even read the OP, Oscar?
Cooper Cooper
Absolutely perfect for raspberries
Good morning, Callie lover.
Oscar is my boss, bro.
Joshua Jenkins
>OR
>The Salmonoids ACTUALLY cause an apocalypse
Actually yeah, with Chaos winning the final Splatfest I can see this happening in 3.
Besides, the Salmonoids already got that 90's post-apoc neon aesthetic going.
Bentley Peterson
it's a fetish, isn't it obvious?
Kayden Ward
and rubs
Nathaniel Jackson
John Foster
I guess if her feet are hurting after a long day.
What a comfy little girl.
Joshua Reyes
>Nintendo "nerfed" MPU
>didn't fucking change anything, splattershot pro is still broken OP and is on almost every enemy team in every game mode
fuck
Christopher Evans
James Long
Cold weather's a comin'.
Luis Kelly
I just disabled plaza posts a long time ago since every single time I checked them it was just "gay" posts and "furry" posts and "gay furry" posts.
Brayden Adams
yeah we dont get good posts anymore. once miiverse died, the good posts went with it
Jacob Howard
Blake Robinson
yes
Juan Gray
I'm looking forward to that comfy autumn weather, though I am going to miss the summer breezes.
I haven't actually seen one of those posts in a really long time. I don't know if they've fallen out of fashion, or if the game just isn't showing them to me anymore since I kept reporting them. Still wish people would shut up with the stupid "you're special" or "you're worth it" or whatever dumb Hallmark bullshit they wanna put in a video game.
Zachary Carter
the best kind of weather is when its super cloudy and its right before or after it rains, and you can still smell the rain in the air. That and waking up to the sound of rain on the rooftop. autumn weather is cozy
Liam Mitchell
well, fuck I fell asleep
Henry Brooks
I prefer heat but crisp coolness is just so damn comfy.
Good morning. Or afternoon, depending on where you live.
Thomas Hughes
after living for a decade and a half in arizona ive had enough of the serious heat
Kevin Foster
also good afternoon user
Easton Nelson
If it was Splatoon, Marie. if it wasn't, pic related
The slow activity last night made my brain go "time to sleep now"
Julian Price
callie of course
Christopher Lopez
Ryder Richardson
why was octo expansion one of the best dlc we've ever gotten, and will we ever get anything as good again? if not in splatoon, then any game
Thomas Miller
Dry heat ain't shit, or at least I prefer it to the cold. Heat I can take all day.
Wake up time now.
Owen Stewart
Asher Jackson
>Maw travels on land, takes one bomb, lazily tossed to kill
>Flyfish hover around, face a random target, vulnerable only whe already firing a volley, and take 2 bombs, placed correctly, to kill
Literally the only barrier I have with enjoying Salmon Run as a gametype are Flyfish and their bullshit
Joshua Lee
when it gets to 120 degrees and they crank up the AC prices during that time, it gets a bit annoying. Though going for a run at 4:30am right after it rains and its still cool out was great. Arizona had no in between of hot and cold, and i preferred when it was cold
flyfish are definitely my least favorite of the bosses. followed by 3-4 stingers on the shore while no one goes for them
Jaxon Stewart
I went to Arizona for a road trip. I don't know if it was the timing or anything but I met a lot of Canadian families there
Jaxson Reed
Reminder that work at Grizzco is not guranteed nor supposed to be fun, fair or frustration-free.
Brayden Flores
only played 1 but i liked the brush
Evan Howard
Jace Lopez
Kayden Wright
Dylan Long
CUTE
Matthew Collins
bepis
Isaiah Smith
They can be simple enough when you know how to deal with them. The problem is when you can't get to that or you're preoccupied with 3 other bosses and no one else fucking bothers to kill them.
I guess we're just polar opposites, then. No matter how hot it gets, I'm usually comfortable and would rather it be hot than cold. Not that I can't enjoy a cool, fresh evening or comfy sweater winters.
Tyler Diaz
I was born in New York (not the city). I love the cold weather, hate the hot weather, but I despise that chilly October weather that makes your bones shiver and ache.
Dominic Diaz
i guess so. 50-75 degrees is optimal for me. im ok with a few hot days here and there like if i go to the beach, but id prefer them to not be a constant thing
Joseph Hernandez
How wet and well lubricated is Octocunny?
Jeremiah Sanchez
Jack Butler
>freezeframe
>"yep, that's me"
Jaxson King
Why is Splatoon the only popular game with great gyro? The switch could be the shit for shooter but instead the devs always forget about the fucking gyro. There's still no gyro for risk of rain 2 and I bet my ass that overwatch will be gyroless
Brandon Watson
Doesn't DOOM have gyro?
Jace Jones
Never experienced that, I've only seen nice chill Octobers. That sucks, man.
Hot is my bread and butter. I've become immune to sweating in any weather under 100 fahrenheit.
Wyatt Ross
Never tried, I got Splatoon for 40$ and doom is still 60 and running at 30fps so I never bought it.
Caleb Gomez
Jacob Roberts
Cursed, but also cute.
Jaxson Smith
Motion controls have unfortunately become a bit of a boogeyman after the Wii's massive success and the shitty attempts to copy by M$ and Sony just amplified all the wagglan memes. Gyro control is actually really fucking good and the next best thing to M+KB but almost no companies want to implement it because of the stigma surrounding it. id did smart by putting it in Doom, and Blizzard are retarded but at least embraced it. Hell, the DualShock 4 has gyro capabilities but as far as I know no games use it.
Robert Cook
It sucks but you make you do with what you have. Also left my house for something important so I cannot post pics since Ip wide range ban but I will occasionally reply
Landon Diaz
Stay strong.
Evan Garcia
Jack Perez
Heya squiddos
Nathan White
heya friend
Tyler Miller
My cousin is having a baby! I’m so happy for her
Hudson Cox
Unrelated to what I left for but I got a message from her
Joseph Sanchez
well shit congrats to her
Angel Williams
Hi.
Jackson Anderson
We need more pics of octo-Callie being her sweetheart self.
Aiden Hernandez
It's a cute idea that even brainwashed, she couldn't help but be a sweetie pie.
Nicholas Rivera
Luke Martin
Charles Martin
w-whats she gonna do to him?
Gabriel Rodriguez
Splat him
Ryder White
i was gonna say unbirth but that works too
Aaron Campbell
Such a girl.
Ryder Kelly
I think it was just Nogami's team apologizing for rushing splatoon onto the new platform without proper planning.In my opinion, the campaign was the foremost casualty of the rush to get splatoon off the Wii U ASAP.
Cameron Adams
Considering who I got out of the whole deal, it's easy to forgive them.
Jordan Brown
while i enjoyed the campaign enough, i agree it was lackluster due to the fact they had to get the game on the switch quickly
Charles Ross
Migliore Calamaro
Blake Allen
Ok got a new pc and now I have some determination time to start writing that splatoon human story again
Wyatt James
nice, go for it user
Easton Ortiz
Give us a quick outline. Maybe we can help.
Gavin Cox
Do it user, fulfill all your weird desires.
Juan Butler
fufill your dreams user
have some human idols to help you along
Brayden Wright
Human Pearl should be shorter
Evan Ward
Squids and octos interacting with their human selves is a weird concept that I'm sure offend some, but I personally think it's cute.
Plus it gives me insanely lewd thoughts.
Levi Kelly
have another part then user
the artist had this as the description
Human!Pearl: ‘I don’t recall being this short!’ Pearl: ’!? And I don’t recall being such a jerk!’
Zachary Turner
help
i think my woomy is broken
Liam Johnson
well they dont have bones so
Mason Bennett
Human pearl should be 5’2 if we compare average inkling height to the average height of a human woman
Daniel Rivera
Still really lewd thoughts.
Brandon Cox
basically humanity knows that it's going to die and they decide to start a project where they put a chosen group of humans in cryosleep to keep the race going. Protagonist human wakes up in a museum and goes into the world of splatoon where he meets up with a team of inklings and octos. I'm thinking for a corporation to be the one hunting the human down for profits but that's just an idea for now I haven't really chosen a conflict yet.
Tyler Stewart
Pearl and Human Pearl would end up hatefucking
Marie and Human Marie would end up spending their time together sharing stories about their Callie counterparts. Expect lots of sighs and shaking heads.
The Marinas would cuddle on a couch for hours talking about how great their Pearls are
Callie and Human Callie would be up all night sperging out from an endless sugar rush due to a colossal ice cream binge
Joshua Campbell
i love them no matter what species they are!
Nathan Turner
Good thread
Post more humans
Owen Morales
No
Daniel Martin
>Plus it gives me insanely lewd thoughts.
Octo Marina playing with human Pearl's hair while Squid Pearl watches angrily in the background.
>it's so fluffy!
Jonathan Butler
Jackson Scott
Tyler Sullivan
my two favorite idols
Jace Powell
Correct!
Michael Price
At this rate I'm going to come up with my own stories in my head.
Jackson Green
Octos are dumb and ugly!
Alexander Cook
how do you think i came up with the concept of the story user
Caleb Stewart
Dick
Tyler Garcia
Anthony Wright
It's okay, I know you really just want people to post more octos.
Easton Johnson
Josiah Collins
The Veemo should take care to cover her posterior
Caleb Richardson
Bentley Allen
Witch octos are cute
Adrian Perry
You're a horrible person.
Alexander Edwards
I’m not done
Isaiah Evans
They're the cutest.
Brandon Butler
what the fuck is wrong with you
Chase Sanders
Yamerooooo
Camden Reyes
What
Eli Anderson
Forge Splattershot Pro. I fucking love bubbles.
Adrian Morgan
they're magical
Cooper Brown
Magically adorable.
William Russell
Jace Watson
Stop that.
Zachary Campbell
Dabbing would be perfectly in character for Woomy though since they're all basically trend chasing zoomers,
Hudson Gray
De blob
Ryan Lewis
Oliver Wood
.52 gal deco
Robert Bennett
Oh god, you're right. Filthy little war children.
Aaron Bennett
those horns are so fucking cute
I'm still wearing them a year later
Connor Kelly
They're positively precious. I just wish there was gear that went with them. Having just hats instead of full body costumes kind of blows.
Hudson Reyes
Christopher Garcia
I usually just go with something kinda punk, or sometimes the witch outfit. Both go well with it.
Noah Harris
im more of a fan of my veemo wearing the jason mask, myself
Easton Bell
I've just never been able to find something completely satisfactory. At least she's still super cute.
You fucking psychopath. I love it.
Brody Collins
I'm back
Elijah Cook
Hello.
Austin King
Justin Baker
Got me a burger and shake on my way home. My cousin told me she's going to name her baby Emma.
Josiah Barnes
Oh hey, one of my nieces is named Emma. She's a sweet little girl.
Thomas Perry
Is Agent 4 the weakest of the Agents?
Daniel Nelson
I don't think so, but she's certainly the goofiest.
Isaac Lewis
What an interesting coincidence.
Kayden Ross
Caleb Davis
Those flops are insane
Juan Morales
It's a relatively common name, though it does make me smile.
Joshua Myers
Here have an upgrade.
Carter Collins
Now we need a webm of those close ups to demoman drinking.
Dylan Baker
my veemo wearing the mask and a biker outfit just felt so right for the halloween fest
welcome back
cute name!
i swear ages ago i saw a picture of some kind that was a power level ranking of the agents, but i cant find it again
Jackson Williams
tell me your splatfest ideas
Jaxon Brooks
It's a shame there's no open jackets or coats as gear. Not just for great Jason cosplay, it'd go great with a lot of shoes and hats.
Joshua Gomez
yeah, that wouldve been nice. maybe next time.
>STR. vs DEX to settle the score once and for all.
Jokes aside, something like brains vs brawn could be a good one maybe?
Logan Perez
also agent 4 deserves more love
Evan Brown
There's probably plenty of love at home.
Zachary Ross
very cute
also what games did you play?
William Harris
That's basically already been done with perfect body vs perfect mind.
David White
oh shit a jap only splatfest, didnt realize that happened
Angel Adams
Who won?
Hunter Moore
Potatos vs Sweet Potatos
Noah Bell
That face on the right means bad things.
Jonathan Wood
perfect body won
Gavin Gomez
I guess perfect CHA stat just can't be beat.
Robert King
The ultimate decision to determine the best accessory to complete any man cave:
Table Tennis vs Air Hockey.
Bentley Rodriguez
It's just the logical choice. Think about it, perfect body means perfect brain.
Liam Clark
CHA beats INT easily, but now they gotta do STR vs DEX, then put the winner against CHA to see the truly best stat besides luck of course
Asher Sullivan
Air hockey, without a fucking doubt. Complemented by a foosball table.
Christopher Reyes
STR is a shoe-in
Josiah Price
>air hockey and foosball
daughterposter, youre a man after my own heart. you have excellent taste
Lincoln Powell
There doesn't exist a single good-hearted, decent man that doesn't love both. Hell, a decent amount of women, too. I've never in my life been refused when asking someone if they wanna play some foosball or air hockey, outside of legitimate reasons to not slack off.
Landon James
I've met people who dont like it and call it dumb, so theres definitely some out there that hate them. i cant understand where theyre coming from though
Benjamin Howard
They're clearly not from this world.
Gabriel Miller
that must be it
Christopher Williams
It is evident they are not good-hearted, decent folk.
Luke Peterson
Joseph Bailey
I can't believe Kotaku is still a thing. They've long since lost any sense of professionalism, sensibility, and they just plain suck ass.
Leo Myers
When have they ever had professionalism?
Henry Price
Wasn't Hulk Hogan supposed to destroy them in court?
Wyatt Perry
you're thinking gawker
Michael Morales
He helped kill the overarching media conglomerate, but kotaku itself, like a severed starfish limb or piece of worm, survived.
Xavier Perry
no shocker a journalist is the type to start squid parties. pathetic
Xavier Phillips
What is this expression meant to convey?
Anthony Rogers
>God, I want to fuck my fans so bad
Blake Harris
As far as mancave stuff goes, I'm most partial to Billiards and Pinball machines. In the case of pinball machines, they're very expensive, and billiards, while two players can play, is turn based. I'm pretty evenly split between air hockey and ping pong, but in a pinch, you can add more paddles, a bucket of ping-pong balls and play Projectile Dodgeball with your inebriated friends.
Ian Thomas
the aesthetic of these games is amazing
in every little thing you can tell how inspired they were in creating it
it's something I just feel completely absorbed in
Cameron Morales
both of those sound great too.
this. a big part of what made me fall in love with the games
Mason Sanders
Julian Foster
Why is Callie dressed as Negan
Liam Edwards
because she likes cosplaying
Sebastian James
I don't actually know much about billiards or pool, I've never hung around long enough in bars. Fucking love me some pinball, though.
Aaron Reed
all ive learned from pool is randomly playing once or twice irl, and playing a ton in yakuza 0 to plat it. if those types of rules they had in the game are real, then theres quite a few ways to play
Camden Evans
losing five ranked matches in a row
Owen Jones
It's not terribly difficult. Essentially, you're either solids or stripes and you have to sink all balls of your pattern into the holes before the other players does. Once you do that, you call a hole and try to sink the 8-ball into that hole.
More or less, at least.
Jason Taylor
thats 8 ball rules, right? i know theres others like 9 ball rules and such
Brody Brown
Guys lemme tell you spending twelve hours slamming your head against the same boss fight over the course of two days is not a good time
James Clark
Huh, that's pretty cool. It's always fun to learn a new thing from a game. Vidya is how I learned to play poker, or at least a variation or two. I'm still clueless about things like baccarat.
Enjoying Inner Agent 8, user?
Daniel Adams
inner agent 8? where is that boss and how can i fight it with stick controls
Caleb Lee
Not Splatoon related. Final boss of the latest FFXIV raid tier. Thing is I'm on a team of 8 people so I can play perfect and still lose because of other people fucking up.
Ryan Powell
>Inner Agent 8
you fucking from the future!? Also setting a hunger games simulator event with Splatoon characters because I am bored
William Gonzalez
oh fuck i wanna see this, watch out though, hunger games shit gets very quickly /trash/ed on here because the mods hate it
Justin Gomez
I know that. It's just for my own amusement. Though I might share anything that looks funny enough
Jordan Harris
gotcha, just making sure, since ive seen that shit get booted within minutes. let us know any highlights at least
Jeremiah Hall
I bet you could make a fun mode out of this in Splatoon. All the mechanics are there
Joshua Mitchell
it's a little tedious though since the site is rather picky on what links count for pictures
Hunter Gray
...
Parker Jenkins
if you dont want to you dont need to of course if its annoying, its not like im on my knees begging you to do it
Zachary Bailey
?
Ian Diaz
There were datamined files for an 8 ball modes actually. Each team had a platform for the 8 ball to get pushed to. if your team pushed the 8 ball all the way onto the enemy team's platform it was a knockout. Never got actually added though.
Caleb Morales
I said I am doing for my own amusement
Matthew Moore
right, disregard what i said last
William Parker
>Never got actually added though.
But why though? That sounds like It would've been fun. Funner than clam shitz at least.
Jordan Morgan
I hate callie
Austin Baker
Maybe they had trouble coming up with a workable path to push the ball on each stage.
Grayson Cox
Damn, I didn't know about that. That sounds fun, I wish it made it in. I'm not surprised it was a concept, the gameplay is all there in single player.
But maybe it would have ended up like Anarchy Reign's Deathball mode which was too gimmicky and different from normal game modes to be popular.
Jaxson Morales
He says with a pic of her saved to his hard drive
Gavin Cooper
>inb4 it's literally just hightower.
Cooper Murphy
I don't hate Callie specifically but I highly dislike the character archetype she portrays, or more accurately, the one the fandom projects onto her. The "loveable goofball."
Carter Turner
elaborate on that
Adrian Kelly
What's wrong with lovable goofballs?
Luke James
Clear all Test Chambers.
Make sure you buy some Prep H before the fight because she goes in with a cactus riddled with Cow Killer wasps.
Blake Carter
Jeez, this took longer than it should also I ran out of characters I cared for so a good chunk is just memes.
Bentley Adams
Brayden Richardson
Actually it's called Inner Agent 3.
Xavier Barnes
oh shit im in there
i know, they accidentally said agent 8, so i was making a joke asking where they were
Justin Scott
octoling tummy
Ryder Martin
Speaking of you
Brody Taylor
holy shit
Tyler Parker
>log in after months of hiatus
>rank S
>goes to ranked mode immediately
>5 win streak in a row
>gets bored and turns off the game
My God, they really should release Splatoon 3 ASAP. The game is so boring now.
Jason Thompson
salmon run is still a bunch of fun
Benjamin Long
What a jerk
Nolan Baker
Blessed
Hudson King
Sheldon would be better suited as "just some guy" who is actually orchestrating the entire event for the purpose of profiteering off of it.
Tyler Taylor
She's still mad she got styled on in the last Splatfest
Hunter Williams
Say what, I come back and suddenly there's hunger games?
I hope I'm secretly a prophet or something. I'd be so proud of her if she ended up being a super hard story boss in 3.
Andrew Cruz
For shippers
Sebastian Foster
ew
would be cool
Angel James
Oh shit, I'm in it.
Noah Watson
Name a More Iconic Duo, I'll Wait
Lincoln Brown
chaos incarnate
John Butler
Uh hey, I think your Octotrooper is a bootleg.
Cameron Wright
>accidentally
Sure, let's go with that.
Carter Jackson
Poor sap, I knew her well.
Evan Reyes
Jesus
Brandon Stewart
well thats depressing
Jack Sanders
hah i get it
Chase Taylor
Kinda poetic that the octo daughter dies the same death next round
Dominic Sanchez
Yeah, best daughter wife.
Henry Evans
Pearl Doll is taking no fucking prisoners
Carson Baker
why do you think they didnt implement the 8ball mode? did they think it would be too complicated for the fanbase? the matches would take too long? i cant think of why myself
damn that sucks to hear, poetic though
Liam Taylor
Thanks, I hate her forever now.
I would expect no less from a doll, the bitch.
Julian Johnson
whoops posted the wrong pic
Owen Walker
Thomas Scott
I like where this is going.
Christopher Cox
Results from two different rounds
Carter Thomas
Hot
Dylan Ward
I can't believe Octo Daughter's fucking dead.
Matthew Taylor
holy shit sheldon
William Perez
It's always the one you least expect.
Brandon Cook
NEVER TRUST THE CRABMEN
THEY CONTROL THE BANKS
Jeremiah Murphy
This will be the last one (at least for now). If I eat a ban, so be it.
Justin Phillips
Actually one more thing, looking back, Sheldon seems to have a fucking grudge.
Nolan Perez
sheldon was out for pearl doll's blood good lord
Andrew Sanders
For those wondering why some of the results aren't from the regular hunger games, it's because it's from a Custom danganropa thing
John Turner
Based Sheldon
Elijah Green
Back to regular splatoon posting for me
Kevin Carter
That was some jolly good fun.
Jose King
that was fun, definitely saved that callie one
Michael Reed
bump
Andrew Allen
This is the second time I've sniped one of these threads from the final slot in the catalog.
Julian Hall
Maybe executive orders? Nintendo wanted them to save future game modes for a sequel or future DLC?
Levi Nguyen
was it? i didnt even notice. going to the bottom within a minute and a half is pretty fast for this time of day
oh yeah thats always possible, though i doubt we'll get more dlc, as much as i want it
Dominic Flores
It was. I'll try doing again next thread which should be this weekened.
That and bloodthirsty sheldon should be drawings.
Xavier Ross
There will be another game set in the Splatoon world announced within a year, screencap this post
Alexander Sanders
done and done.
ooh boy i cant wait, also yeah bloodthirsty sheldon and that are too good
Nicholas Martin
I sure hope so. This game's lore is like a drug.
Aiden Price
I'm sure I'll forget about this post within a week at most and then get blindsided and rightly ridiculed when it turns out I'm wrong
Blake Butler
i wont ridicule you user, ive certainly made many wrong guesses and predictions in the past so i cant judge
Jonathan Gomez
Just take comfort in the fact that no matter who you are, no matter what predictions you make, at least you will never be this guy.
Bentley Nguyen
thats definitely true
Ethan Scott
We'll see. At any rate, thanks for the entertainment.
Don't give me hope, asshole.
Jason Wood
I'll try to find another custom version. I've seen the regular one used so often that it's meh to me.
or the people who thought Splatoon wouldn't be that successful
Owen Morgan
and as much as i dont like rosterfagging, the steveposters who got btfo at e3
Jackson Ortiz
Still waiting on the guy to eat his bag of dicks and crows.
Andrew Morgan
Ho yeah
Discord/IRC raid fags are legitimately subhuman. Imagining making up a cult for a video game character - hell not even that - a default skin for an in-game avatar.
Jack Scott
Yeah I can’t wrap my head around devoting your time into something like that. Autism is one hell of a drug
Julian Stewart
I mean I have autism but this seems like a case of the mentally insane to me
Ryder Ramirez
Some of the shit I do makes me feel like I have autism, but it’s never been to the extent of those kinds of retards. They stunk up the board for more than half a year with their shit
Elijah Thomas
It's less autism and merely throwing yourself into insanity just for the hope of a single molecule of dopamine to even so much as partially quench the drought. Some people lead such boring, cushy, uneventful, lonely, and unremarkable lives that the only way they feel they can spice it up is to force themselves to do ridiculous shit. When the days become indistinguishable, the mind desperately scrambles for landmarks, and when there is none, it makes some of its own, even if it has to make them out of its own viscera and gore. These people devote themselves to something this idiotic, ludicrous, and inconsequential, all while knowing how idiotic, ludicrous , and inconsequential it is because, God help them, there;s nothing else. Oh man, I'm spamming this grotesque model for 8-12 hours straight! look how ridiculous and funny it is! My life is totally fulfilling!
We talk and tease about autism a lot here, but to tell God's honest truth, there's a lot more to it than that. I remember a few years back on Yea Forums when we discovered a literal cult in Russia over Gadget from Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers. We all laughed at how insane it was and sighed with relief that such retardation would never come to our shores.
This isn't Yea Forums, but I'm still having flashbacks. If Yea Forums is so devoid of substance that it's just as liable to drive people insane with banality as the frozen wastelands of Vladivostok, then maybe it's time to start thinking about raising more state funds for mental health penitentiaries.
These people need to be, and deserve to be, in a loony bin forever.
Jordan Smith
And to make it worse, the new announcement of more dlc, and Steve not being a costume just brought them back for more
Jose Young
Well that’s all from me, I have to be up for work in 4 hours. Have a good one friends
Easton Phillips
goodnight
Jose Russell
What the hell, man. If I'm that bored I just play some video games, masturbate, or go out into town to do something.
Good night, Callie lover.
Austin Fisher
sleep tight
Brody Price
To be honest, the only character I want in Smash is Shantae. Not because I am big shantae fan but because I see a lot of fans of hers really want her in and like seeing people happy.
Anonymity is a helluva of a drug
Logan Morgan
Hunter Peterson
I love that there's even more Smash fighters coming but I hate that we have to endure even more shitty Smash threads. I haven't been in one in probably a year, at the most. It's just been so fucking overbearing and annoying.
I could see her happening, especially if they keep vying for more third-party characters. I enjoy her games but I was absolutely astonished to see her in the game at all, even as just a spirit. She's not the specific character that would make me happiest to see in the game, though.
Jaxson Lewis
I actually think Steve ought to get in. Of all the recent video game characters, he's the one who holds the most contemporary star power, representing a game that's pretty much solidified itself in the cultural zeitgeist, even now, nearly a decade after it's official launch. But walling off a tenth of this board with the same threads and shrieking like a bludgeoned fawn every single day is indeed tiring.
Adam Morales
See, even though I staunchly disagree with you on him, I'm cool with you because at least your rationale isn't based solely and only on acting as much of a deranged faggot as possible. It seems the shtick and fulfillment found therefrom is rooted in how ungodly obnoxious one is about the whole thing, spouting walls of text laced with irony and sincerity alike only because it someone gets one rocks off to be an inexcusably stupid, flamboyant, personality void cunt.
For the most part, I don't care who you want. More power to you. Long as you haven't sacrificed every aspect of your personality for one dumb, repetitive, ironic joke that through self-cultivated insanity becomes tragically sincere.
Cameron Rogers
Jacob Wilson
Pickles are great on burgers as long as they're not processed shit, but hey, what are you gonna do at a fast food chain?
My rule is, if the pickle flesh isn't pale, it's not a real pickle at all.
Anthony Perry
In the beginning I was indifferent, but endless amounts of bullshit and no end in sight has resulted in me preferring the game dies abruptly than seeing him in any way, shape or form. It doesn't help that I have something of a distaste for the game itself. It's a perfectly okay title but the fanbase and how it's invaded practically every aspect of video games makes me absolutely livid. I pine for the days when youtube wasn't recommending me endless amounts of worthless Minecraft videos. Yes, it's very impressive people have done amazingly autistic feats of engineering in this game but I don't give a fuck.
Joseph Powell
I just liked the game because it reminded me the same feeling I had when I played with legos as a kid. I know way back then, it was the Fornite of its time, with a bunch people having let's plays of it, minecraft parody songs, minecraft youtubers that use that dumb ass goofy way of speaking to appeal to kids, etc... And now it's gotten a resurgence of popularity. I understand why you are angry
Nathaniel Johnson
I've always been plain Jane when it comes to my burgers. Meat, cheese, ketchup, buns.
To each their own. Some of my fondest memories were from playing modded Minecraft with strangers and making a bunch of friends, some of whom I still talk to and play with regularly. It was similar to Runescape (and in some ways, these Splatoon threads, especially the Splatfest threads when they were still going on) in that regard; much of my enjoyment came from the communial aspect of those games.
Jacob Adams
Made for rubs and kisses
Camden Green
It's not like I have anything against the game itself. I got it and regret doing so, but that was more because I felt I wasted my money on something I wasn't going to get much enjoyment out of. I've never been the type to just make random shit, I'm always on the look for something to do. It's not really my strong suit, and the only reason I bought it was because a bunch of guys I knew said I should join them and have fun. I miss them.
I haven't really been part of an online community in a long time. That feels like so long ago.
Ian Fisher
>Everyone
Dude I love the bamboo but I can't get mad at people for picking up again after MPU came out. We lived in a damage up society in splatoon 1
Parker Cruz
>We lived in a damage up society in splatoon 1
And they decided to bring it back
>but user! it doesn't increase damage for every weapon
Yeah well
>pic
Boom
That's all that matters. I don;t think that even S1 damage up eilters got me this livid.
Benjamin Wood
Pro is nothing compared to damage up eliters and their burst bombs of death in splaatoon 1. I still have mental scars man.
Hudson Anderson
you're in one right now
Kayden Brown
Octo daughter may be best daughter
but Squid dooter is best dooter
Tyler Ramirez
The thought is nice, but it really isn't tthe same.
Hudson Clark
No dooting, please
Leo Richardson
Eli Morales
>be me in mahi-mahi
>go up against japs, three e-litres and a splatterscope
>literally impossible to do anything because I just get sniped the moment I step out of the base
Liam Harris
>yesterday was the first day of autumn
Good bye to all my cute summer octos, I guess. I'm going to miss sundress veemo the most.
Jayden Adams
Get ready for some Halloween themed veemo. I bet Agent 8 really loves those gummy worm candies
Charles Scott
>yesterday was the first day of autumn
And boy howdy can the cold not come soon enough. I'm tired of sweating buckets in my apartment with its broken AC. Can't play sploon (or most Vidya for that matter) when my room is warm.
Owen Lewis
John Nguyen
She's my favorite veemo, but sundress veemo is just too precious for me to handle. I want to peck her forehead, buy her some ice cream and hold her hand as we go down the boardwalk. Down by the sea.
Sorry buddy, I can't hear you from my incredibly well-ventilated house.
Carson Jones
You wouldn't be able to hear be from five feet away from me since I have about 20 fans running full blast just to attempt to wick away my body heat.
Chase Jackson
Oh god, my heart. Her adorable face, that blouse, and her big hat. It's not fair.
Take solace, user. Soon the sun will go away and we'll all freeze to death.
Mason Bell
God I know. I can't stand southern summer humidity. Give me my nice cool fall and winter days.
Ethan Campbell
I wonder how I missed this. Little bit funny.
Landon Stewart
Does that mean Pearl's gonna cut-a-fish now? Or is she still too busy getting seduced by the haunted doll?
Xavier Jones
>getting seduced by the haunted doll?
Sounds like a bad romance novel.
Oliver Baker
It gets even worse when you realize it's a haunted doll of herself.
Josiah Gray
I'd still watch them fuck.
Matthew Baker
Jason Bailey
Tenta brella. Second is either brushes or rollers.
Brody Wilson
I wonder if Marie doll would let you fuck her.
Lincoln Morales
She would probably pull your pants down in the middle of the night and snap a pic of your junk to blackmail you with unless you feed her Pepsi.
Eli Myers
Sounds hot.
Benjamin Perry
Tyler Lewis
Carter Price
I'm simultaneously horrified and delighted this exists.
Asher Foster
Ayden Foster
Not yet, you don't.
Parker Anderson
Eliter was more fair. It was strong but still had glaring flaws. KPro's only flaw is that it can't ink.
Brandon Lee
One more for Callie before work. Fuck it’s early
Gavin Rodriguez
Good luck today.
Brandon Lee
Thanks friend
Asher Morales
Squid butts
Isaac Adams
Octo struts
Carter Jones
Hips don't lie
Austin Barnes
Christopher Cox
Sebastian Murphy
Jace Clark
Gabriel Brooks
Camden Thompson
looks mischievous
Levi Cox
>image limit
>15 away from bump limit
Fantastic thread filled with adorable cephs, anons. I wish the rest of Yea Forums could be this peaceful. For now, time I got some sleep.
Charles Lopez
See you next time user.
Robert Baker
dafuq are those