Play a hard platformer

I want to eat Flan's flan, if you know what I mean

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I don't understand, user, can you be a little more specific?

Eat
the flan
that belongs
to Flandre Scarlet

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Fucking when

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that looks fucking sick

it's like kissing a cold fish tho

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cute flan
but her sister is better

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No user, I don't understand.
Are you telling me you want to eat Flandre Scarlet's "flan"? That sweet, delicious, and irresistible part of her? You want to make her moan in ways that she's never moaned before? You want to taste every inch of her, and make sure that she becomes as addicted to you as you are to her? You want to nibble and suck on the private areas that she doesn't even show to her own sister? Is that what you're trying to say here, user? Just to be clear, of course.

Erabe!

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improvement can be slow at times with shumps
but you probably just need to properly route the stages and bomb more on bosses

why is touhouposting like this tho, this is how it always starts

Saki wants the prince to ride her again.

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Reflect on your mistakes and try not to redo it
Most of the time though it's just bombing instead of trying your luck

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Start with easy mode, don't push yourself too hard and eventually you'll get that Hard 1cc
Improvement gradually comes from playing just a few times each day

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my biggest issue is dodging a pattern thinking "this looks reasonable I can do this" and getting smoked before realizing my mistake and losing the goddamn bombs

some stage specific patterns are friggin' cruel though
>stage 5
>a couple of reasonable spreads you can dodge by tapping, you can kill the fairies before they pepper additional bullets
>that fucking megaspread with green bullets fucks me up
>sakuya comes to say hi, sometimes get cocky with the knives and lose a life
>mega knife autism, tap tap tap, mind the bigger ones, if I dont get in position before the next wave dodging the rain is night impossible so 9/10 its bomb or die
>after sakuya is done the screen gets megafilled with bullshit its hard to see
>more fat spreads, a tad more reasonable but exhausting after fine dodgind everything else
>oh hi sakuya

the last stage feels so chaotic in places, honestly remilia herself is not as hard to dodge for me but the road there is tough

>>play hard shmup
>nigga I'm getting filtered hard by EoSD
Only videogame journalists could call EoSD a "hard shmup". Are you by any chance memorizing routes from other players? It's better to learn why they do X thing instead of copymonkeying. Also try to keep yourself chill and if you are not getting anything done by restarting over time, try it later if you can't force [the zone]. Sleep 8 hours

Sakuya's midboss card is far easier if you camp below either of her two spots instead of following her around

videos from other players have them doing some crazy grazing for score like camping in a pixel perfect spot while the boss is thorwing bullets in all directions, dont think I can pull off most of it

though I did take a couple of strats from them

Yes
The flan

new to smhus, started playing this 2 days ago, made it to Stage 6 without continue. Definitely still trash at the game but better than day 1. Dunno if i can 1cc anytime soon tho, stage 6 kinda scary

at the start of s5 you can hang out at the top and just tap-dodge the aimed shots (otherwise yeah you might need to bomb). the next brief sequence is aimed, and after that you can kill middle and right fairies before they get many shots off, and you can play it safe and kill the center fairy quickly too so you only really have the leftmost fairy's spam to dodge. post-midboss is random, but the end of s5 is also aimed. s6 is easier if you stay at one side.
give another watch to pick up more, then. most of the stuff you're having trouble with has simple solutions.

git gud.

this but unironically

based

C AND F

Cirno and Flandre

wtf these chords suck together

Cunt and Fatass

This, ZUN is like an all-merciful god. He is too drunk to give two shits about your dumb fetishes.

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As long people keep making mamizou stuff he will be happy.

truly a malt powered engine of chad energy

your hitbox is literally one (1) uno pixel wide
step it up