Now that the dust has settled, where are the River City Girls Parsec rooms?

Damn, Adam Sessler has really let himself go.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

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Coom on, you crazy diamond.

Very few people played it, even less paid for it.

You must be pretty retarded.

you think the dischord trannies that spam that shit are religious? Or younger than 30?

Just play Co-op with your irl buddies.

>You don't get to hang out with any of the side characters
I would love if at least each of the side characters gave you a side mission, specially for things like more tomboy Yoko being lovely, and seeing Misako at the verge of death with Mihoko.
also Kaori a cute, but if i remember she beat up a couple of guys in her initial appearance.. I wonder if she's a double personality kind of girl.

>That guy also made art of Yoko
>twitter.com/slime_eer/status/1175603200050679808
Ohhhh, weeee MOMA

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based pedo priest, what else did he tell you?

this

In an atheist and I call out cumbraıns wherever I see them. I want to discuss videogames, but every single thread here quickly devolves into a softcore porn dump.

Kill yourself, cut-dick American. You will never abolish the orgasm. You cannot control others. You are powerless. Drink your coca-cola and pop your opiates and shut the fuck up, obese pig.

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He's just trying to hold you back from your true potential.

You seem mad my dude, do you have more than 10 minutes without cooming already?

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nice

>abolish the orgasm
>this fucking 14 y/o larper believes he's in 1984 or something

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What a completely meaningless post. Kill yourself as well, won't you?

Game's /fine/ in most regards. It has great graphix, nice animations and designs for characters. Enemies look unique and fun, like you have schoolboys and girls, cheerleaders, buff girls with whips, cops that lob gas bombs, and so on and on.
Music is... fine I guess? It's bit all over the place. Bosses use chiptune 8-bit tracks. Some locations use something modern and regular fitting a brawler. And some stages slow music down and do vocals for some reason. Quality is good, but some choices are weird, and overall, I find it weird to mix so many styles together while visually game is consistient.
Gameplay starts way too slow and only accelerates once you get new moves via "RPG SYSTEM", because yes, it is necessary for a game about girls beating teeth out. I guess it drip-feeds you new moves so you keep on constantly updating entourage of your attacks, but result is that first stages (those that are very important as they make or break game!) are sluggish and slow because you have one combo for everything, and enemies in this game are a) pretty beefy and take at average at least three separate times falling on floor before they finally decide they don't want to get up, and b) take so damn long to actually get up, especially in light of weapons (like bats, chains, even balls) being very available and able to knock down things in one hit.

And finally, writing is god damn plain awful. Without it, you could probably be fooled and say it's japanese game because of artstyle and locations, but when people start talking, it becomes clear as summer day that game was made by westerners. Large ugly muscle girl tells that men actually want meaty women like her. Guy interested in comics makes a fuss over standard cover vs limited one and "only reads it three times". Loner, outcast guy receives a torrent of abuse from player characters because abusing social outcast is dictated to us by our tribal memory. It's cliche over cliche over cliche, it's overdone (Kyoko often acts like a patient with brain cancer, because people being stupid is funny, and if game is not seriously pretending to be work of art, it has to be a machine gun of jokes), and it's tiring. Good voice acting could probably make it better, but voice acting in this game is godawful. I say this because for the first time in 20 years of playing videogames, I went in options and turned one of sound sliders ("Voice") down to the ground. Speaking of grounds, I didn't do this before even when playing Megaman X7.

Also fuck 2K character limit, it's basically twitter.

The porn game with only three attacks, four sex animations, and four screens is superior to the actual game.

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I hope if River City Girls ever gets a sequel they could try to make it feel more 'Japanese'. Less American High School tropes and more Japanese High School tropes like bosozoku (Japanese motorcycle gangs) and sukeban (female high school delinquents)

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Based

>implying im going to read any of this
Nice blog tranny

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>noooooo stopppppp shillling fo rhtis game
>btw you should play this games nobody but me know about, it's totally legit better lmao
You spent weeks to astroturf for THIS? Get raped, little shitstain.

>y, writing is god damn plain awful. Without it, you could probably be fooled and say it's japanese game because of artstyle and locations, but when people start talking, it becomes clear as summer day that game was made by westerners.

The writing is so bad in fact, I wonder what will happen if they make a sequel. What would the writers even come up with? Where do they even go from that ending?

i was too used to Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari and stuff.

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Oh right, one more thing.
WayForward can just fuck off with their save system and this diablo-like bullshit where you lose money with each defeat instead of respawning back at last save point.
I'm taking limited life supply over this any day of week, thank you.

is it made by the same devs as river city underground? because that game was cringe from start to finish

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Can you juggle off wall bounces? I got Axe Kick which launches but can’t seem to combo on the way down

Yes.

Lmao look at this retard.

Underground was trash. This is great.

>btw you should play this games nobody but me know about, it's totally legit better lmao

There was an entire thread dedicated to the porn game when someone posted it yesterday, but you can keep on being a retard because it suits you.

And I guess my final gripe so far is transitions between locations, picking up weapons, and basically everything being tied on button I'll be mashing withing vicinity of enemies. LB that is used rarely would be much better alternative, but hey, remapping controls is for incels.

One of the Underground guys worked on RCG.

this could have fixed most f teh issues whit the ending... or teh dudes stating that they eatch have 2 girls

Why not both?
My perfect world would be for RCG to turn into a franchise that has the most iconic desgin elements of both Western and Eastern media.

Why sleep with Kunio and Riki when retarded chicks are so much better?

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It's the most basic beat em up you can imagine. It's barely more complex then it's 30 year old precessor. (Yes, 30)

It can be done, maybe something like the girls try to prove themselves to be worthy girlfriends, but with the writing shown in this game, I doubt they'd be able to walk that tightrope. Not to mention such a plot would probably get swarmed down by the liberal Gestapo.

I'd rather they release a sequel album desu.

The sequel's ending should be the girls getting in a relationship with Hasebe and Mami much to the confusion of Kunio and Riki

>the girls getting in a relationship with Hasebe and Mami
>After they just beat the shit out of them
As is the Law of The Tokyo Jungle

You have no idea how much I want a good sukeban game. I'll even take a typical JRPG as long as it nails a good atmosphere (writing, music, etc.) and designs.

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