E3... home...
E3... home
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>"Imagine an NBA Champion global superstar participating in E3"
This shit is so depressing. What happened to the E3 of my youth? It was basically a video game festival of happy times, booth babes and big reveals. Now it's about ... basketball? And hugs? And censoring negative reviews? What is this shit?
>booth babes
no objectifying women user, this is a safe space for everyone
>Imagine a NBA champion or global movie star participating in E3
Wellll get ready everyone here's some kid who plays Fortnite that no one over 17 has heard of!!
>game has pit girls in 2018
>barely avoids REEEEEEE because it's a low-key hit and not mainstream
whew.
Which is genuinely an interesting point. The people that spend the most money on games have no idea what the fuck Fortnite is, don't care about celebrity culture at all, and absolutely hate these people destroying and censoring the best parts of gaming. Who is this shit actually for? Because it's certainly not going to make them any money. If you think about it, it's only logical that major developers back out of E3 at this point because the entire show is alienating their most spend-happy consumers.
That's pretty fucking tame
>storing positive chits
When did America start using the chink social credit system?
That's the point.
I have no idea what a 'chit' is. Can someone under the age of 7 please enlighten us on your lingo?
It's absurd how out of touch this text is with reality.
Video games are pretty much the opposite of 'social good', especially in combination with 'advancing industry brands'.
Every industry peddles the same buzzwords and bleaching everything into the same mindless pop culture experience.
>E3... home...
e3 hasn't been home for literally ages. its a hype culture cancer fest that should be dissolved and forgotten.
the guys at E3 were wondering why were they only targeting gamers, thats why they had the simpsons this year to try and get some normies to come
E3 hasnt been good in like 10 years.
this shit is dead for good lol
Boomers will remember this.
what's the point of any game show now where you can just put your announcements and demos on any of a billion video sites at 4k??? spoilers: there isn't a point. this is a desperate attempt by the esa to stay relevant and make money for doing nothing.
i used to sit in xbox live parties with my friends during e3 and we would watch it all together and talk about the games. Now when we do it we just cringe at everything. E3 will never be home again...
People still watch the Simpsons?
>big ol' watermark over the background picture
>plain white text over a complicated background
>myriad pro
where'd you get your pirated copy of photoshop btw
>We should bring in more youtubers talking about trannies and equality.
How about having good old game booths and letting actual consumers in again? Imagine a beer convention where beer itself is only shown in couple of big screen trailers and the rest of the convention is talking about how gays feel uncomfortable around white men drinking beer.
So what E3 applies to music, videos, and fucking ebooks now?
it's actually real
electronic entertainment so yes
yes. remember when comic-con was actually about comics and not any tv show, movie, or game? neither do i.
>Social Good
Oh fuck off, you’re a glorified toy advert.
>Imagine a NBA champion or global movie star participating in E3
Who is this for? Do the blacks even get excited when a basketball player appears at E3?
Any blacks on Yea Forums have any input?
Sounds like complete bullshit. Fuck marketers. Fuck marketing, fuck companies, and most important, fuck EA..
Fuck E3 too.. Just for good measure.
No, it's not.
Honest question: What do marketers even look like? For a subset of people who have done so much damage to videogames, I haven't had a clear idea of who these people are. What does a marketer look like and talk like so I know how to detect them?
I don't mean stock photos.
Boomers who love watching black men play with a ball, that's who. Everyone else must be baffled by this shit, I know am. Who else could it possibly appeal to?
>Any blacks on Yea Forums have any input?
i hate seeing celebs or sports players i like at events like this. Sure they might just like games and are doing it for fun but i hate seeing things mix that dont go together
black people that play vidya are either the normiest of nomal tier or go full degenerate weeb barely any inbetween in my experience.
i am the inbetween
>"Imagine an NBA Champion global superstar participating in E3"
It's like they forgot that year they had Drake come out to plug the new FIFA one year and nobody clapped. Why don't they understand that the less you make this about video games, the worse it gets?
>lets hire more celebrities who will phone in some shit
great idea E3
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