Fix the Wolfenstein franchise in 5 words or less

Fix the Wolfenstein franchise in 5 words or less.

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Play as the national socialists

You kill niggers not Nazis

stop inserting politics into game

bring back mecha hitler, nigga

Protagonist is Nazi

Return to Castle Wolfenstein 2

make anons happy

fuck niggers lol

You don't kill anyone, they all decide to cohabit and everyone lives happily ever after

Reboot it with time travelling nazis and 1/4 of the cutscenes.

this

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give it to Id

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Doom crossover with nazi demons

Make nazi's capable villains again.

Reboot with occult stuff instead.

Play as a nazi

stop trying to be woke

just keep rtcw occult level.

you kill both nazis and communists
Reddit :D:D:D

Enemy territory on new engine

Make The New Colossus noncanon

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Enemy Territory : Remastered

based

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Sassy black obese female protagonist

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/thread

Less wokeness, more nazi occultism.
Get to it, marketer-kun

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Make a Monster Mash!
Make it a Graveyard Smash!

Hideo Kojima

It's one word actually; "Nationalsocialist".

Characters can't talk anymore

Make *clap* it *clap* a *clap* looter *clap* shooter *clap*

>in 5 words or less.

Nazis defeated, Soviets are next

More game less story

remove cinematics and side characters

Elderblood
>Play as old Man BJ
>like Old Blood, heavy emphasis on gameplay but not to the point of looter shooter "go here and do mission shit," basically just takes New Colossus's shooting mechanics, game speed and quality-of-life adjustments and makes a bunch of levels organized around optional stealth interspersed with setpieces that demand BJ goes loud, like how Old Blood had rooms designed for stealth but would also just dump BJ in a room and expect him to slaughter his way out
>Nazi Empire being reduced all the way back to Europe(as seen in Youngblood) forces them to get desperate and go back to trying occult shit to stop the American-led alliance of free nations
>BJ fighting Cthulhu or hell demons or something I dunno tie it into Quake like the Doom references in New Colossus
>one of his daughters lesbian-seduces a sexy nazi lady officer I don't care which one
>bring back the New Order jacket

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Pretty much this

That's actually a good idea. Would make me at least slightly interested if they shifted the scene to Soviets (or even empire of the rising sun).

But I honestly don't think it would be fly today to portray such comic-book level vilifying of either communism or Japan. It's kinda sad actually.

five words or less you dumb shit.
but that does sound cool.

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More camp, less shit characters

Reducing how to solve complex issues to five words or less just invites retardation.

Get your TNO crew back

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Alright anons:

>What was the first Wolfenstein game you played?
>What is your favorite game of the series?
>Favorite weapon from that game?
>Favorite map/level?

Never make other one

>What was the first Wolfenstein game you played?
Wolfenstein 3D
>What is your favorite game of the series?
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
>Favorite weapon from that game?
FG-42
>Favorite map/level?
Bramburg Dam

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-Wolfenstein 3D
-RTCW
-Venom
-Asaault Airbase

It doesn't have a plot.

You fucking kill everyone in sight
Including the commie-pinko faggots who call themselves "resistance"

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Reboot with more occult stuff.

More occult shit, less propaganda and cinematics.

I hate that that won't happen, despite communist regimes bringing about more suffering and death than the WWII ever did, because retarded sheltered "activists" idolize them.

Remove niggers and make commies the bad guys too like they were in WW2.

Put it on hold, Before you kill the series entirely

Silent Protagonist Murders Everyone

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Fire the amazingly talentless writers.

Kill Commies

No dialogue only gameplay

TNC and Youngblood are crazy dreams/nightmares BJ was having while in a coma

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lol

if the team for the next wolfenstein had any balls they should so something like this, where 'the resistance' gets too powerhungry, so roughly mid-game BJ has to kill some allies too, no remourse. Kill kill kill kill.

Just fucking copy Doom (Eternal)

No more todd howard please

Fpbp

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More waifus and coom stuff

Kills nazis and commies alike.

RTCW2. Ignores Bethesda Wolfenstein Games.

3D
RTCW
Sten
Paderborn or the Dam