What would Dark Souls be like if it was A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME?

What would Dark Souls be like if it was A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME?

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there would be very easy mode

more cutscenes, pee poo jokes and more fanservice

pretentious garbage

Probably very similar except the bosses would be obvious metaphors and have directly translated names that sound dumb.

Remember that ladder in Ariandel from the bottom of the trench to the top?
Every one is now like this and twice as long.

good

It would probably be better.

>Menus and controls would be polished to a T
>Last half of the game wouldn't suck
>There's be more humanoid bosses that all work under a single organization or common purpose
>Would probably reference Ladyhawk in some way
>More cutscenes

>Last half of the game wouldn't suck
Did you play MGSV?

>More cutscenes
You'd like that, wouldn't you snoy?

>switch version

can shitchfags stop parading their garbage ports around like they’re the “definitive version”

It would be Sekiro but with actually functioning stealth and a anime-tier storyline. In other words, it would be better.

Cutscenes, pretentious nonsense, fundamental misunderstandings of lore from various movies adapted badly and no more combat

All the story would be stated explicitly to the player by voiced NPCs and then you’d do two seconds of combat followed by more exposition

MGSV wasn't unfinished by Kojima's choice. Regardless if you agree with their decision or not, Konami were the ones who pulled the plug on that before the game was finished.

This isn't a list of things I like, user. Reread the OP and try again.

Shit
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Have you hear of Smough the cannibal? Yeah, she's a war orphan from the fued between two Lord's outside of Lothran. she was born in small village, but one day it was invaded by soldiers. Foreign soldiers.

There would be a second disc to take advantage of the gameplay in a lot of mini missions

More tits and ass

Character classes would have more linear progression, but more gameplay mechanics to flesh them out (actual stealth for Thieves, ect).

tits and ass cutscene

Ornstein would be your evil twin brother and Gwyn your dad