What are the physics of this?

There is no answer, because portals don't exist and can't based on the laws of physics and nature.
Absolutely pointless discussion.

He might accelerate a bit but nothing is ensuring stability so at some speed air turbulence will knock him askew which will cause rotation which breaks the pull

It's the same as if you throw a rope through the portal and then just tie the ends together.

Kirby would stretch and start sucking his own ass.

If she was able to keep sucking then there could be a constant pull but it's not going to get much faster as she is constantly moving backwards so the distance of suction never changes, therefore the force never changes.

It's not going to be a permanent flight type deal, that amount of suction would likely make her stretch before lift

Oh fuck! Kirby No!!

Movement is energy. For Kirby to move, an outside source of energy would need to be introduced. Kirby trying to suck himself up through a portal has the suck energy and the pull energy work against eachother, cancelling itself out. Kirby stays still.

Same as this. Next question

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That's not the same. While Kirby would have no effect on himself, the force of gravity would cause him to fall, producing motion and him looping through the portals.

t. math professor

He already would in the OP wouldn't he? In the games when he sucks things he doesn't pull himself towards them he sucks them towards him.
So in the OP pic, it would make sense that he would just be pulling himself through the portal over and over again.

kirby is elastic so he'd stretch into his own mouth and eat his own ass.

You're tied to a rope that's feed through some pulleys. If you pull the other end of the rope, will you move?

Of course not. The same happens to Kirby: nothing.

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One and only correct answer. Thread over.

Needs fanart of this for comedic purpose

the cube flies upward

Wait you won’t?

Well considering Newtonian physics are thrown out the window (since Portals are able to create potential energy at whim), there is hardly a way to approach this through traditional means.

Will I ever get married?

Divide by zero.

kirby with her feet planted on the ground would give resistance (notice how big things can be that you can swallow), your way she's just falling

no you dumbshit
The energy of pulling and the energy of being pulled is the same, cancelling each other out. To move, you'd need to introduce new energy into the equation - someone pushing you, or you walking forwards/backwards.

Well, you'd yank your back backwards a bit.

>her

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Actually i think in some of the Supernova sections of triple deluxe, Kirby does a little backwards shuffle at some points, to cancel out the reverse succ.

>she

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If you don't move, how can you pull?
Checkmate, atheists.

He'd fall until reaching terminal velocity, not much to talk about here.

that's the entire point you dumbshit

Kirby stretches, kissing his own ass and sealing his mouth, once he lets go, he slams into himself, pic related

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Of course you will

Your point is that if you never pull, nothing happens? Thanks mr.science man.

Kirby is a he you dumb zoomers

You don't know that. She's small and pink, that's textbook girl.

Kirby is cute and that's all that matters.

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Wow, you must be fun at parties

however that does not dark matters

>she
>her
>She
is this bait?

Fucking hell, cheer up mate

He’s referred to as he in a shit ton of his media.
Shove those transgender fan theories up your ass.

looks like a girl, acts like a girl, no penis, it's a girl
>wheres her vagina
not 13 yet you pervert

strictly speaking, it has no gender
calling it 'he' was an invention of the US

>Transgender
It's not about politics user.

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Kirby is a gay boy, you homophobe.

It's a poor analogy since your body can stretch and the rope is slack.
A better analogy would be if the rope was taut, tied to a rigid object on the left side and then said object attempted to retract the rope from the right.

He just starts accelerating backwards.
>mnuh mnuh mnuh infinite energy???
Dude you can already put a portal on the ceiling and a portal on the ground and achieve perpetual motion.

On the Japanese Super Smash Bros. developer's site, Masahiro Sakurai once teased a player surprised to know that Samus is a female character that Kirby (and Pikachu) might actually be female as well, but jokingly left the idea as a mystery instead of outright confirming it.[8] Kirby may be attracted to women based on the hint of romance between Kirby and Ribbon in Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards where Ribbon gives Kirby a kiss on the cheek in the good ending, making both of them blush in embarrassment. In one strip of the Yonkoma manga series, Kirby announces to Ribbon that he has a girlfriend; he describes her to Ribbon and then Ribbon asks Adeleine to draw a portrait, and to Ribbon's shock, the portrait is of ChuChu.[9]
Most things hint to it being male but officially it's gender neutral. It's a Kirby. Calling it "he" might be wrong, but so is calling it "she".

Equilibrium. Kirby is floating in the air, so there is no friction to keep him from being moved forward as he sucks in air. However, he is also sucking at himself through the portal, so the forward and backward forces cancel out.

>He

Yikes shitlord. Can you not misgender her?

Kirby is named after a vacuum cleaner, and vacuums are for women.

So Kirby is a penis, since those are for women to handle. That explains why it has so much game
Kirby is a chad dick

>she

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Spaghettification

Kirby is a pink guy

Ask matpat, im sure he can come up with some bullshit answer for you

>her
Can you not misgender him please.

The air vacuum created in front of Kirby attracts in every direction at the same force, so just as Kirby is pushed forward by it he's also being pulled backwards because of the portal facing the opposite side of the vacuum and leading to its back.
So assuming no gravity it's balance.

You're the one that sounds mad because he's not entertaining your autistic "discussion"

Poyo

I think it's pretty obvious that he rips himself apart.