Meanwhile, in the Yea Forums hospital

*Sips bile*
Yep, good ooooooooool days

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MEDIC

>Seiryokuzai de Seiyoku

Found it, thank you.

youtube.com/watch?v=3LxjTOlGbzg

will an MRI wipe the CP off my HDD? asking for a friend

Your daily dose, sir

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Thanks, doc.

thanks doc

I'm gonna throw stool samples into the cancer ward

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So someone just left a big pink teddy bear on a table in the waiting area and walked off a while ago, do you guys think maybe it could be a bomb? I think someone should call the police.

Ok, who unplugged all the minority life supports?

Lmao ain't paying.

MEXICANS ON THE WALLS
NIGGERS ON THE FLOORS

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Yes, but it will also become a permanent feature of the MRI machine until someone quenches the magnet.

Help I have been turned into a cupcake is there a cure

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so excited when I finally reached the hospital as the past the 3 levels where an entire showcase of meh annnnnnnnnnnnnd
>it's only four fucking floors filled with zombies and an apocalypse as apparently burger elevators are noisy as fuck

what the fuck did you think you were going to do? spend the entire level circling up a stair case??

Does anybody know where I can get some decent food in here? By the way, where's Dr Mario, he said he'll get me some shrooms.

>Activates intercom
Cough cough

Why are all the healers in here so gay?

No Mercy was the only good campaign in Left 4 Dead 1 and 2. Prove me wrong.

>implying you happened to fall naked, ass-first onto this dragon dildo

I– I have video evidence...

Who the hell puts an evac center over thirty flights of goddamn stairs?

VEEEERGIL
VERGIL
VERGIL
VERGIL WHAT'S UP BROTHER?!

Yeah lets put the helipad in the basement instead, good thinking user

>zombies in the hospital
Yeah, next you're going to tell me about vampires.

[Death rattle]
[Death rattle]
[Death rattle]
[Death rattle]

>activates intercom
>I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE

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maybe the helicopter...

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CLEAN IT UP NURSEY

>patient in B wing died tonight
>turns out he was merely pretending

thanks doc

I'M COOMING!!!!!!!!!

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
You know guys...
*cough*
...I'm really glad I spent all those years playing video games and...
*hravy coughing*
...and shitposting on the mexican pod racing forum.
Thanks for spending time with me again lads and remember...
*beep* *beep*
FUCK NIGGERS
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

I have lumbago, it's a serious condition!

Where dem slutty nurses at!? Porn wouldn't lie to me, right?

OH SHIT!!! CLOOOOOAAAAAAAAKERRRRRR!!!

Sir, your creatinine level is 8.8
>8.8
As you may know, that's not good and may indicate-
>nice score, IGN
-that you're going into renal failure we need to act quickl-
>what, is renal too hard for you?
-aitlisted for a transpla-
>maybe you should go into children's hospice, it would be perfect for a braindead child such as yourself
-nly hope is that the dialysis keeps you going until then.

They weren't slutty but last time I went to the hospital all my nurses were cute as fuck. I was embarrassed cause I was getting stinky so I kept asking for a shower but they said I had to wait longer because of the surgery.

Here your nurse tonight, user.

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rip user, he was based until the bitter end

I saw a nigger in a labcoat

choke on my dick like you choked on your kfc jamal

Attention all staff, we have an outright of small little ghost girls again in the second ward who are terrorizing the patients with unholy smugness. Please deal with this issue before it gets out of hand.

Why was L4D so good? Even playing with the AI I enjoy it.

thanks doc

thanks doc

ehh, will do
*zip*

Rip in peace user, here's your final (you)
*dabs*

We're running out of bandwidth in the air! PLEASE CONSERVE THE BANDWIDTH

wtf i think i saw a little kid noclipping through the elevator

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I can't see, doc. tell me what is going on here.

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okay

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*makes poopie in bed*
clean it up janny

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STOP SHITTING IN THE HALL WAY!

>WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE AMOUNT OF LITTER

The euthanization of user is scheduled for this evening. Refreshments will be served.

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Guys I have a plan. I found out where they keep the drugs. We steal all the drugs and sell them to junkies. In return, the junkies bring us vidya consoles and PC upgrade parts. Whatya say?

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Of course a nigger would come up with that plan.

>boy am I glad he's locked in there and we're out here and that he's the peanut and we're locked out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the keycard?

art looks alright
does this artist do things that aren't super gay?

shut up user, im in the psych-ward and they took away our games. i've already convinced 4 other anons

thanks doc

yeah, four other niggers

It's easier if you convince them you're the messiah
Stab your palms and feet

hell yea brother

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thats what the drugs are for. c'mon i talk to this meth head through the window that says he can get me RDR2 for PC early.

eat more fibers Yea Forums
or you will always see blood when you wipe

Hey is your guy's doctor drinking and about complain about "fukkin casuals with babby tier illnesses"?
I'm getting scared I just came in for bronchitis

just give me some benzos user

source

Luckily i'm on floor 69

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My PENIS is SOFT LOCKED

okay meet us by the AIDS ward in like twenty minutes

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>He doesn't just shoot up some propofol directly
Weak

did you try reloading?

I'm more concerned about the dude made out of fire burning the place down currently

Nah don't worry there's a helicopter coming i'm sure that they'll help us o-

Yeah uh theres is a fucking madlad on steroids and he in rage, like, he fucking broke all of the doors and punched a child into the next room.
Are we gonna do anything about that?

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on second thought, I think I will do without it

thanks doc

Okay WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY ADDERALL PILLS?

As if running across the bridge with bombs and shit blasting around you wasn't cool

...Just a moment...
"Dr. user paging Mr. Advertisers, please cancel our appointment."

thanks doc

source on both of these please

>co-
>ming
>co-
>ming
why are translation typesetters still allowed to get away with all caps and terrible hyphenation in the year of our lord 2019 also coo-ming lmao

gonna need a bigger dosage doc

Is this fucking retarded stopping for .00001 seconds to take a screenshot?
Votekick

Gracias Doctor

SOMEONE JUST SPAWN SOME HEROINE PLEASE I BEG YOU

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WHO SHIT IN MY IV BAG

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"cough cough"

OH SHIT IT'S PYRAMID HEAD

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Damn that was a good fap everytime.

GETTHEFUCKUP

please get in an orderly line, im here to administer your "shots"

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