I don't get why everyone calls Bayonetta mommy, she's obviously in a same-sex relationship with Jeanne

I though Bayonetta uses hair as her cloth, why is her hair cut short?
>unless...

You don't have to be a mom to be a mommy

Writing exercise. What do you think life is like being their kid? Do you think Bayo is nosy? Or does Jeanne help with homework?

>not wanting to be a little girl and get molested by your two mommies

T W O MOMMIES

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I've got two moms and they were just dysfunctional enough to make me funny.

Tfw shell never be in a same sex relationship with my benis

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magic, I ain't gotta explain shit

Man what a goofy scenario "Oh I didn't know it was bad" Nigga you were a teacher

Hot as fuck

yurifags are mentally ill.

What? It's just very obvious they're both homosexuals. There's nothing wrong with that.

Yurihaters are mentally ill.

I masturbate to lesbians as much as any other guy (and I'm convinced that at least Bayonetta is bisexual), but I never got the vibe that Bayonetta and Jeanne would be anything else than sisterly friends. There's no sexual tension between them at all.

It wasn't the first time he did it either. How the guy was able to become a teacher, let alone a prime minister, is goofy

>thinking that Kamiya gives a shit about your yurifaggot delusions

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What do you mean? Bayo is the mommy and Jeanne is the aunty. :)

I can see that, but I think that sisterly friendship goes further than that. I think their in that "You're the most important person to me" relationship. The kind that's just so solid, they don't need to have any tension.
Simple, he's a charismatic guy and he was everything Canada wanted in a prime minister, not a conservative. It doesn't colour my opinion that he did it, of course he did have you seen how he dresses now? I'm far more pissed that he just dropped election reform as soon as he won
>Thinking Kamiya gives a shit at all

>You need to be at least 20cm to ride this.
Your reaction?

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Pre ~2013 or so was a different time though. I was in university in 2011, and went to couple of parties wearing a gray military style coat with swastikas drawn all over it, and shouted angry pseudo-german at people while throwing Roman salutes as I got drunk. People considered it either hilarious or obnoxious, including the lefties present, absolutely nobody took offense.

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your minimum length is too low miss

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nigga who the fuck is that short? are you fucking midgets?

I don't know Bayo seems like to type to take anyone, mainly for the fun of it.

Jeanne is a teacher. That's her dayjob.

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>tfw no Bayo 3

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Friendly reminder that Bayo is mostly just a tease and keeps her sexual endeavors mostly to herself. She's certainly had Luka a handful of times, but she strikes me more as someone who just loves to masturbate alone more than anything. She's also very dutiful, as according to canon she gets up early and does all the household chores, and gets frustrated with Jeanne who stays out late getting drunk and sleeps in late because of her hangovers.

Jeanne fucks her students, btw. That's just how it is.

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No no, now that Astral Chain is over and done with the Bayo 3 news will begin to come :)

Well durr but she seems the type to not want to do work when she's not actually working
I think she likes sex, but she doesn't put a ton of emphasis on it. If she can get some she gets it, but otherwise yeah she can take care of herself.

I just want a slice of life anime of them man

>ywn be brought back to Jeannes apartment to improve your grades

Yeah they both have the same sex, with me, their son.

It's canon that Jeanne has more of an act to clean up than Bayo. There's concept art of Bayo forcing a hungover Jeanne who didn't bother removing her makeup out of bed last night at 10AM to help her clean the house.

There's been absolutely no announcements about the game since it got announced in 2017, I think it's fair to say it's in development hell, probably related to DMC 5.

Both Bayonetta and Jeanne inexplicably grow long hair during their boss fights. It's magic.

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I fit your conditions, but you don't exist.

I remember seeing some official art that showed their relationship outside the games
basically they live in the same apartment, but Jeanne goes partying at night fucking however many guys and then comes back at 4 am drunk
then Bayonetta has to clean up whatever mess she made and kick out whatever guy is passed out on the floor

Bayo is Kamiya's ideal woman. I don't think he made her so... coquette with men just to suddenly turn her gayer than a seagull.

Jeanne's a virgin, dude. Canonically so.

The hair in 2 doesn’t come from her head.

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No, Jeanne is Kamiya’s ideal woman. Bayonets is based on what he thought people’s fetishes were and what he thought would make an interesting character.

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I never found those two chicks in OPs pics attractive.

I'll ride it illegally.

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>No, Jeanne is Kamiya’s ideal woman.

Proof?

Fucking this. Bayo is the best feminist gaming icon in existence and no """feminist""" realizes it because it makes femininity both powerful and stylishly attractive instead of boring or pitiful.

How about literally every interview he's given involving Jeanne in any way? The dude even made the dev team make her even flatter when porting the original to the Wii U to make her even more ideal to him.