You can't do this I'm your teacher!!!
You can't do this I'm your teacher!!!
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Shut the fuck kawagranny
you have to do this, I'm your teacher
I'm gonna pound that butthole
That's why I'm gonna fuck you, Kawamommy
teacher thread or p5 thread
not right now you're not!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I AM COOOOMING THAT'S A BIG ASS
That's the best part.
...
Does anyone know of any games or visual novels that explore the student-teacher relationship in a decent way (preferably with adult scenes)? The only one I played recently was Koikatu but in the early versions you couldn't even get involved with the teachers...
>you missed out on student-teacher love
>you're older than most MILFs
Not necessarily. You just need to become the teacher.
>had fit teacher with big milkers
>one day her nipples were pretty much visible through her shirt
>tfw still occasionally remember that which makes dick go 0-100 in less than half a second
youtu.be/e1aih2LcozM
Most of my teachers were old hags anyway
I don't know who's worse you or the tranny discord
brap
>had no hot female teachers in high scool
>my male biology teacher was a 9/10 that every girl who took his classes wanted to fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I prefer Usami to be honest
Got the sauce?
I love my fat teacher!
I also love your fat teacher. Maybe she could teach me a thing or two.
can you give a picture as an example?
you probably missed out on any love whatsoever with that attitude
I only just realized they spelled it like that because they're trying to make it the next boomer or zoomer. I thought they were just trying to get around the word filter for the brain meme last month.
>prostitute
>sex predator
How does she still have her job?
Artist is Hizuki Akira. That's all I could find.
>Take a frumpy teacher
>Turn her into a sex goddess
How did Atlus do it?
Why is she modeling to herself if she's going to be around her students? Hell, who even dresses like that on field trips?
figured it was underage forcing this guy seems like a nice person who just likes porn as well
This
If only she was actually THAT thick and not a fucking plank.
Students or not she is spending quite a bit of time in Hawaii with foreign men. She could still try to catch some dude.
Nigga he was at a fucking blacked convention. That shit ain't right.
but he wasnt though, do you even know the origins of the shitposts you spam?
>NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CANT HAVE SEX WITH THAT MAN!!! HE'S BLACK AND NOT THE SAME ETHNICITY AS EITHER OF US!!! ACCORDING TO STATISTICS!!! SHITTED!!! LA GOBLINAS!!!!
it wasnt a blacked convention he was just waiting near there booth while on his phone
why is it always discord trannies
I don't spam shit, it was clearly a porn convention. Regardless of whether that was actually a blacked section or not, the man clearly has huge issues. How do you think that is okay? Are you mentally ill?
Based
>Hell, who even dresses like that on field trips?
People do tend to wear swimsuits at beaches.
>proved wrong
>uh well whatever he has issues
>as he post on Yea Forums
just go back dude
Japanese awkwardness well represented on this board
>you have to be /r9k/ to post on Yea Forums
>actually going out of your way to defend some mentally ill porn addict that goes to conventions to get hugs from whores
You know how many millions browse this shithole? Just because you're a mentally ill porn addict doesn't mean everyone else. Kill yourself.
t. Coomer
>You can't do this I'm your teacher!!!
I dated and fucked the colorguard instructor of my highschool when I was a senior. She was only a year older than me though but she had huge tits and was desperate to fuck all the time. She wanted me to knock her up after only dating her for 3 months so I dumped her. I heard she ended up dating another student after I dumped her and graduated and then got fired.
Where's a Coom poster when you need one?
see
>literally only goes a few times according to his twitter
>most of his feed is about sports
>everyone has his own vices
>but somehow user thinks hes bat shit crazy and should be locked up
>didnt even say anything abotu /r9k/
just stop dude getting depressing
They latched onto it because you horny fks genuinely got triggered by coomposting.
Just americans in general.
I didn't he should be locked up lol stop defending literal addicts you dork
Why the fuck do you care so much if some dude went to a porn convention? Plenty of people go to those things. You have people on this site that can recite the names of all the actors in their favorite porno and make threads devoted to them. You probably like anime, which is just as bad. It's not as horrible as you think, and you are hardly someone that can judge anyone else.
I guess I'll let you know what it's like. You didn't miss out on much. At the end of the day it's still another annoying chick. The forbidden and secret part about it was more annoying than exciting. My friends (girls) thought it was gross and that we were both disgusting. My guy friends thought I was the shit and everyone in band that knew was jealous as fuck and told me how lucky I was.
OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
>assuming xyz about me to prove a point
Why are you defending this guy? Legitimately don't get it. It's laughable. It's like defending a heroin addict and then saying "but I'm sure something you do is bad".
The "people" that go to porn conventions need help, man.
I really enjoy scenes like this in the same style as the game. I wish more people made them. I might see what I can do to make something like this preceding an SFM animation or something.
that’s the idea but I don’t think it’s true
>tfw trying to have sex with a vegan pothead girl with lots of tattoos who said she "wants to take someone's virginity"
Bros what do? How do I even do good sex?
>NO STOP LET ME MASTURBATE IN PEACE STOP FLOODING MY PORN THREADS WITH REBBITJAKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
user....eat your carrots
All the Persona girls are sticcs.
Bros, I just finished watching Domestic Girlfriend the other day and I've been in a state of depression ever since. I originally stopped watching at ep8 because the MC and Hina were happy, and I knew it could only go downhill from there.
Why did I keep going....
If the oersona girls had the same bodytype as
I would preorder 10 copies.
Anons have been posting the cooming brain on pol when talking about nofap and the porn industry.
It was just brought onto v to shit on waifufags and it worked so well.
coomer meme is inane as fuck
discord trannies are far worse
rpcs3 mod that makes them all thick when?
I didn't.
My teacher was a cute redhead dom.
its a ps4 game so never, unless you emulate it
Rebecca is more mentally developed than anyone on 4 chan so it's ok.
They're both the same "people". There's a reason "coomer" trannies are nowhere to be seen when there's a literal faggot/bara/trap thread.
Oh, I can. Shut Up, be quiet, Teacher. And let my penis penetrate your pussy.
usually tranny memes are a lot more obnoxious though
whats she gonna do about it to stop me?
Imagine burying your face between those cheeks
I don't have to imagine it
>usually tranny memes are a lot more obnoxious though
You know the "coomer" meme is the most obnoxious, vapid shit flooding this site? You don't get more obnoxious than that, or any other variation of low-quality variation of "-oomer" posting wojak/pepe bullshit.
I remember having a pretty cute gym teacher who kinda looked like Lara Croft. Obviously nothing ever happened. Wonder what she's up to these days.
Doubt I'll find out before I kill myself.
it's probably the least offensive shitposting i've ever seen on Yea Forums for me desu
i pretty much ignore the posts like a pavlovian response
It’s still fucking cancerous shit
take a college course with a hold hag
>tfw I could have had baby making sex with my biology teacher in 7th grade but was too autistic to understand her advances.
She was in her mid 20s, cute and thicc. I was one of her best students because I enjoyed the subject and asked questions. I'd often stay after class and sit with her for hours sometimes discussing stuff about biology. She would always direct the subject to reproduction and would sit really close next to me. I could feel her large soft bosom on my arm and it would make my little middle schooler heart race. On one occasion before easter break she went to kiss me on the cheek goodbye but accidentally kissed me on the lips. We looked into each other's eyes and it felt like it lasted an eternity. There was a moment of awkwardness for both us and she shrugged it off by messing my hair and smilling while saying " you cute little devil."
Sadly, I moved to a different state after 8th grade and never saw her again. I still think about her to this day and wonder if she was just teasing me like an older sister type or she wanted something more taboo. FML for being so goddamn dense as a kid.
it's not on the panda fuck
>Persona 3: "Having a relationship with your teacher is creepy and weird."
>Persona 4: "This teacher that's thirsty for students is creepy and weird."
>Persona 5: Your teacher keeps roleplaying as a sex worker for you (without actually putting out) even after you save her from that life.
What the fuck happened?
>My teacher was a cute redhead dom.
Liar
>"Having a relationship with your teacher is creepy and weird."
wut
>condom
what's the point
At the end she can't even ask the MC out because of the age thing.
you help your friend get with a teacher though
THAT'S THE BEST PART
>On one occasion before easter break she went to kiss me on the cheek goodbye but accidentally kissed me on the lips. We looked into each other's eyes and it felt like it lasted an eternity. There was a moment of awkwardness for both us and she shrugged it off by messing my hair and smilling while saying " you cute little devil."
Bro...
That's because you can't keep your hand off your dick.
user...
what's wrong with a lady wanting to feel sexy?
This hurts so much
oh no you didnt get molested as a kid
how horrible
Dial 8
larp
>My friends (girls) thought it was gross and that we were both disgusting.
Roasties getting toasty
I don't give a fuck about your fake-ass story post more uo denim
That's literally what he said you absolute dunce
p5 is a ps3 port
Kawamommy tired
The absolute state
Oh that lazy, no good...
What about the story where the teacher was wearing no panties and farted in the kids mouth
cope, nigger lover
Now to find the IIRAW discord and post pics.
are those thigh highs waterproof?
Why do japanese games always ignore asses but always make sure to give characters a variety of tit sizes from flat to big ol milkers.
>went to an all boys school
>one of my teachers was a cute young 20-something who'd sit on top of my desk (at the front of the class) next to me during class
There's a reason I have this fetish and Persona 5 will forever be based for letting me live it out.
don't care
exact same thing happened to me bro, i feel your pain
I'll take "shit that never happened" for $500
I tried and failed.
>go to Catholic school where all the teachers are priests and nuns
>math class had this really cute nun who was maybe 25
>kind, smart, gave life advice and counseling too
>dedicated myself to being a math genius to get her attention
>doesn't really work, but get great grades anyway
>eventually work up the balls to ask her out
>she just smiles and says she's already taken by God
>get some talk about finding "the right one" eventually and how God will bring her
>go home totally bummed out
>dad asks what happened
>tell him
>he just laughs and asks what else did I expect
FUCK
that was an absolutely disgusting landwhale tho
Royale you'll be able to get with an even older granny
Can this be a general booty thread?
Nuns basically husbando God, there was no way you were gonna win that one. At least you tried and she porbably felt flattered.
>My friends (girls) thought it was gross and that we were both disgusting
Lmao angry thots
Women absolutely hate the notion of other women cradlerobbing
Not with butts that obese.
Be the change you want to see
Imagine
The irony lol
>he just laughs and asks what else did I expect
Based dad
Well, he did post an image....so.....
Back to the potato fields
Post more of this bitch. Damn.
As you wish.
I love Anne.
>have spanking fetish
>School I went to had sexy teachers
>used paddling
>parents didn't sign the permission slip
Fuck off with your obese ass fetish fatfag.
Dating cakes is like buying a meal which will expire tomorrow.
They may look fine in late 20s to early 30s but their transition from early 30s to late 30s is a literal nightmare.
A 5 years can turn a girl into a granny.
Filling them up and showing off
thats because theres rarely any hot female teachers in real life
made for black cock only
Stop dating spic goblins
Every adult in my school system was a lardass. God I hate being american.
big foreheads man ass and worst girl confirmed.
Bros how do I hit up a girl from highschool that I haven't spoken to in 3 years. Shes cute but I don't wanna seem like a fucked weirdo.
>dating
Here's your issue.
old hags are for taking out&fucking.
If you want to settle pick the youngest girl you can find.
The closest of this I've ever been was when my geography teacher told me I was cute like a puppy, and kissed me in the cheeks. My school pal was beside me, when she went away he laughed and spoke "devil's darling!".
I tolk him to fuck off, and laughed.
She wasn't pretty, and was a bit petty.
After some years, she calling me cute like a dog dawned on me that, maybe, she saw me as a true animal.
Why?
Let's just say I'm a goy for her, eh?
>not a single one above 6' 0''
This is a 39 year old.
>Event has a 1% chance of happening only while you're in school
that's bullshit
Dude it's not even close, Anne is the tallest and she's not even 5'6"
Asians are a special case, they stop aging at 20 and then go full grandma as soon as they reach 45.
CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOMING
Fuck, all of them are shortstacks.
imagine
every fucking time
forced discord meme
by being Innocent
Don't do that.
Discord coomer wojack posters are pathetic in their attempt to force their shitty meme
Softcore porn has always been part of blue boards
that's not what the imagine meme is about you retard
keep the asses coming
Was Persona 5 a battle of midget?
>porn has "MILF" in the title
>actress is only 25
love this Irish meme
fuck fat people
and fuck fat lovers
fuck baboon asses
and fuck sagging giant breasts
going to peel a potato in honour of my heritage
this. i need to coom
>damage
Assmad roastie mom getting absolutely assblasted that her son scored a hot piece of ass detected.
If i was the parent i'd buy him a happy meal and maybe ask for a slice of the action.
>fks genuinely got triggered by coomposting.
I don't really see that many replies that indicate such.
A FEMALE teacher, hnng.
tanya my wife
unf
A kid at my old high school fell for the student-teacher love meme and he ended up killing his teacher gf and their four year old son. No joke.
Stupid bitch tried to make it work up until he choked her out with a cable.
nytimes.com
incredibly bluepill. Have fun dying off of the gene pool
Why do the japanese have such a perfect image of the female body?
Yikes
What the fuck?
Coom on me, when you're not hard
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you coomy on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to coom on
They're not very ass oriented Orientals.
To then a big ass is a porky girl who they stick a fish eye lense on and make her point her stomach away from the camera, it's embarrassing.
Javs are shit in general, fucking licking each others noses and punching a girl who is much uglier than on the cover with a blurred out Hitachi for 2 hours and 54 minutes
because the learned to abandon the reaostie
>try to ridiculize pornposters
>overall porn influx increases
>nytimes.com
>reads the news
>rolls until the end of the page
>"meat is murder, but you already knew that"
>the fuck is this site?
>nytimes
Fuck you, man.
They're missing the stack part. Womanlet =/= shortstack
I'd rather BE the teacher
Jap girls don't have butts. They got cute faces and nicely shaped boobs regardless of size but they're lacking behind.
>a public school in the Bronx
No surprises there
surgery and makeup.
>all the teachers only banged chads
That's not what happens, the guy deludes himself into thinking he got with a teacher but she transfers out and marries her actual fiance.
Ass is so much better than tits
Remove the vagina, tack on some balls and a penis to that girl too and it's perfect
ahem
>old and busted
>prostitution
>ugly hair
What's her appeal again?
>willingly having children
Don't be a dumb dumb
Being bent over does not an ass make.
AAAAAAAAAAAH IMMM FUCKING GONNNA CRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGE
Nope.
It didn't last too long but it was something. Really reinforced my giantess/amazon fetish.
why do you want to cause my ban user?
>forced meme
>it’s another fucking wojack
i’m so tired
This is the future we chose, and the one we deserve.
So this is what peak performance looks like
I don't know man, I'm still not convinced. If I were to see it without any clothes and bent over I might change my mind. Right now, I'm unconvinced.
>this is the counter anime posters create
They truly are reddit incarnate
i don't want to reset my router
youare wife is a middle aged salaryman
I guess I will never truly be convinced user
Some fates are better left untouched
>his wife isn't a middle aged salaryman
more
name
sauce
The penis is hardened.
godawful taste my guy
you've awakened I take it, my brother?
How can i get a middle aged salaryman as my waifu?
Just giving the dick doesnt work.
Yes I want to slam this piggu
Some faggot tried to rape me when I was six years old. Hot woman wouldn't be so bad in comparison.
Kawakami is the patrician choice. It’s as if the story of the game is written for her to be the main female.
Gotta bait him with some nice benefits, like a good insurance plan and maybe some profit participation
Asian women aren't usually this stacked. This is clearly an exception to the rule.
Can you go back to posting the actual coomer?
It was funnier
>asian women don't have asses
do you guys not like the maguro/abnomal JAV series or something
>all these literal pedo apologists itt
and some anons get uppity from 2d lolis
Real life isn't porn.
Your average asian girl is flat like cardboard.
Anyone over the age of 16 will realize this.
bruh
I like the personal connection I feel with anons for asking sauce. It's like the underground demo tape trading scene of the 90s
>Real life
who cares
real life is for cucks and normalfags
which one are you
>you will NEVER experience /ss/ with your teacher
ITS FUCKING OVER
Nice broken spine.
Go thicker.
I don't feel it when retards can't even use the embedded reverse image search.
is that Joe Rogan?
You're completely fucking wrong, though. It's cool if you can name every single X-man and categorize them by graduating class. If you've been to comiccon you don't belong on this website.
This is why VR was invented
No it didn't no one replied until you kept trying to start threads with the coom meme. Then people laughed at you fucks.
Move Tae to A tier and then it's accurate.
>vomits externally
The perfect reaction pic for this.
Dios mio...
This is my deal woman.
fake as fuck
>niggers
WOW
>the unhealthy shut in has the biggest ass
Still makes me laugh. All that squatting around paid off
source?
my biology teacher was kind of attractive but __he was married and even brought kids to class a few times
they were the wrestling and track coach too
NUN'D
Black Incels like you honestly are some of the most pathetic posters on here next to /pol/ fags and cropped porn posters.
I fucked one of my TAs in college. It was pretty embarrassing having her teach class in a skirt with small bruises all over her legs from where I was grabbing her. I dropped the class after we started banging on the reg
gamer
i like em big
i like em chuncky
That reminds me
>first year of high school
>english teacher is uber hot
>26yr old
>dances so she has a nice slim body
>final exams
>everyone is finished
>just chill until bell rings
>three kids in the back laughing
>teacher goes to see what's up
>hear "oh my god" from teach
>asks them to step outside
>she is clearly disgusted
>look over in curiosity
>it's badly drawn porn
>of the teacher and them
>dumbasses put names and arrows too
>all three get suspension
incels will respond angrily to this
Underrated
kawamommy
>HS
>senior year English
>teacher is young, maybe late 20s
>decently attractive but not amazing, 6/10
>occasionally talks about how she goes out at parties at times
>doing something in class
>faces the front board
>drops a pen or something, bends over to pick it up
>jeans slip down
>zebra-print, possibly silk or satin panties
Why the fuck does animal print get me so diamonds?
Honesty, 5 has some of the more disappointing choices. I'll stick with FeMC.
>having to bring out slampigs
Jap girls just don't have big asses man. No need to bring whales to try and prove otherwise.
Well nobody can really compare to FeMC.
She a ho, but at least she's working out.
Why is watching girls apply makeup so comfy?
Good choice. I prefer Naoto myself.
these retards are absolutely pathetic
Based.
You're not my teacher, you're my Kawamommy
People were annoyed because it was obviously being forced not because they're self conscious about their masturbation.
Chihaya is so perfect
You mean 2D girls right?
How? Was she huge or something?
Kawakami? More like Kawa-MOMMY
She was 6'2, I was shorter then. I'm a 5'11 manlet king now. I had the fetish before but she reinforced it a lot. We used to talk about it sometimes.
Shame she has so little art.
>We used to talk about it sometimes.
Did she tease you about shrinking you or growing herself giant because if so you've managed to make me even more jealous.
Who is this goddess
A bit of both but mostly the former. It was something unusual and interesting to her, so she would sometimes indulge me and talk about it. It's difficult having these kinds of impossible fantasies, we obviously couldn't live it out. Fucking physics.
Best fetish
underrated hick
I'm still jealous but you're right about the laws of physics being a motherfucker.
Cute underrated hick
I kno rite?
Maybe there's a waifu out there who will indulge you, user. I really wish I could have kept her but it wasn't possible. I still think about her all the time, it's hard.
For sure.
>porn has "Teen" in the title
>actress is a 32 year old with braids and a cheerleader outfit
Spotted the coom poster
Cute small doctor.
yes
>those edits
Many guilty boners were had that day.
For her student-husband
ffs all too tall
Just get a stool, short king.
Post the webm
Japanese really have absolutely no sense of scale do they?
but is it my kid?
Marry your teacher
No, they are just short.
Oh not as in I'm too short, as in I'd prefer someone shorter. I'm prince-of-all-manlets(5 11) but my ideal woman is 4 2 to 4 4(maybe with hair that puts her up to 4 6ish)
user, girls that short are literally midgets
>There's a reason "coomer" trannies are nowhere to be seen when there's a literal faggot/bara/trap thread.
there is though
>Tranny=trap/faggot
ok retard
scratch that, redid the scaling. ideal is actually 3 10 to 4 2, MAYBE with hair pushing it to 4 4
>tallest girl barely reaches 5'5"
>too tall
Dont tell me there are actually guys in the world shorter than 6'0"
nice
Yes
having kids probably sucks
>tfw can't be FemC and be in /ll/ lesbians with Kawamommy
You want kids user, not a woman.
that's the idea
like i said, it's their heights that should be lower
Anything is "least offensive" if you ignore it. It remains that it is factually a tranny meme and only exists to derail threads with the same mindless wojak/pepe spam that's ruined the rest of the website.
i just finished my ban from /tg/ for posting it, don't think i wont do it again
But George was 5'6", there's a whole episode dedicated to him using lifts to impress his gf.
fuck time to work 60 hours a week
it'd be worth it, if only to have someone in my life who loved me
I suddenly have the fantasy of getting my wife pregnant and then having her dress up like a french maid and roleplay a fantasy of her being a knocked up concubine of mine. I wish there were girls as autistic as me that want to do that.
What if i dont let her scare me?
She gets all pouty and throws a pretend tantrum, accidentally crushing a car in the process.
Oh girls like that absolutely exist, you just have to be yourself and marry one :)
You're jumping to a lot of conclusions, user
:^}
bless Yaoto
Totally believable story that totally 100% happened
I'd rather bang Futaba
4D chess
WHERE IS MY MILFY BIG TIDDY TEACHER WIFE I WANT HER RIGHT NOW AHHH
>25
>TOO YOUNG
>you will never have a teacher mommy gf
>you will never have a mommy gf
>you will never have a gf
SO TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW
WELL THERE'S JUST AN EMPTY SPACE
AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFT HERE TO REMIND ME
JUST THE MEMORY OF YOUR FACE
Sadayo is not quite yet old enough to be a MILF.
Though Joker will make her one.
please respect sensei
Teachers deserve respect!
Sister and mother are teachers, and no, they really don't, they're lazy idiots
It is sad. I requested that art piece, funny enough.
Lovely country gal. I want to marry her
I guess it depends upon the teacher. Some of them sure can be bad.
Others are great.
It's so hard to find chihaya art. Ive never seen this one, so i appreciate it.
cringe
based
do it faggot
>was user's story true?
>I like to think it was
It hurts user.
I want her back.
Never say never user.
I believe if you work hard enough you can find an older woman to bring joy to.
I remember when I was about to fuck my gym teacher in the storage room when I was 15, but I bitched out
I really hate myself
>if you work hard enough
That sounds like effort
I kinda of like this new shitposting. Yea Forums users are genuinely shit people that all deserve the worst death possible. I mean straight up deserve to die slowly infront all the loved ones you haven't alienated out of your lives yet. So anything fucking ANYTHING at all to set you shitskin parasites off is fine by me.
GOD
DAMMIT
seething
cringe and bluepilled
dial 8
also check this 5
Remember that no matter how you are. You never have to be that way.
Let Joker and Kawakami and their story inspire you to put effort into improving yourself.
Take that 5 to your death bed subhuman trash. More worthless and freakish than the tranny subhumans you hate.
>he unironically defends Yea Forums
yikers
this
i had sex with condom once. it was so shit my gf wasnt enjoying it and my dick went flacid. never use a condom again
Unironically how is this thread still up?
>Fuck, all of them are shortstacks.
theres no stacks there
maybe jannies have good taste
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
>you will never have a cute RenRen to snuggle and do heists with
It hurts, bros.
I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with titties and it's strange
It's not even related to the topic, it's adorable
Well, it's nice to see that anons never change
Open your fly, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's The Coomer, breathe it in (sniiiifff)
I know it's a lot: the shaft, the balls
When you're fapping with a demigod
What can I say except "you're welCOOM"?
For the hentai, the sheboons and traps
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welCOOM
I'm not here to contribute, just fap!
Hey, what has two thumbs pushed far up his butt
Shootin fat ropes all day? This mutt!
When regular porn got old, who pirated you doujins from gelburo?
You're looking at him, yo
Oh, also I deepfaked your mum, you're welCOOM
To stretch your cock and make you cum
Also, I posted lolis, you're welCOOM
To cream your pants and shake your knees
So, what can I say except "you're welCOOM"?
For the beads I pulled from your hole
There's no need to pray, it's gay, you're welCOOM
I only want the goys to stroke their pole!
You're welCOOM, you're welCOOM
Well, CUM to think of it
Kids, honestly, I coom on and on
I can invoke every unatural fetish, user
In the OP, the ass so round
Oh, that was The Coomer shitposting around
I killed an eel, I buried it in my guts
Sprouted a tree, now I shit coconuts
What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with The Coomer when he's on the breakaway
And the tapestry in my foreskin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look in the catalog, I make everything happen
Look at that ass I'm just fucking fapping
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Well anyway, let me say "you're welCOOM"
For ruining the boards you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welCOOM
Well, come to think of it, I'm gonna blow
Hey, it's your day to say "you're welCOOM"
'Cause I'm gonna need that sauce
Traps aren't gay, not gay, you're welCOOM
'Cause The Coomer is here to coom without a pause
You're welCOOM, you're welCOOM
I'M COOMING!!!
I dont think Kawakami would do heists with Ren but still, to an extent I feel ya user.
Witnessed. Banished to the shadow realm
i think this is fake. but if its not, godspeed user
I'm black, I'll never know any kind of love.
I haven't heard that song in like 30 years, Christ
my 7th grade math teacher was thick like this and caught me looking at her ass one day
then she started sitting on my desk to conduct classes
>those little ass weights on her belt
huh?
>ywn spend class safely wedged in your busty teacher's cleavage
games with this feel?
doujins with this feel?
visual novels with this feel?
Anything with that feel, please...
>Kawacummies thread
>full to the brim with anons that totally fucked all their teachers in highschool
erry time
You just know some autist drew this. Why the fuck wouldn't she do her hair on her fucking wedding?
>Ywn be pulled out of a teacher's cleavage after she gets her break being covered in her sweat
Because its the most identifying characteristic of this fictional character.
What did you change?
It's a fanny pack dawg
They need to be short and thicc to be shortstacks dumbass.
>ywn hear her mutter something about being free next period before she bites her lip and lowers you down her body while pulling open her skirt
>Fanny Pack
how the hell is she going to fit all that fucking fanny in that little ass pack bro?
>porn actress is in the teen category
>she is 27
Gives me an error.
Chuckled lightly
Of course, kraut tranny
>title says something about it being her first time doing anal
>you could fit a canonball in there once they show it
>dedicated myself to being a math genius to get her attention
I feel you so much user
>All womanlets
Looks like mainline wins AGAIN.
lmao retarded christclucks literally NTRing themselves out of pussy
>be me
>10 years old
>riding my bike down the street
>cute neighbor girl and her cute friend out in their yard
>friend yells to me as a ride by
>WE WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK
>i'm 10 and what's this?.jpeg
>spaghetti spilled
>pedal home
>missed my chance at irl SS
You say that but as a guy that was nearly /ss/'d in elementary school it's not as glamorous as you may think.
We used to ponder about stuff like that. Being trapped between her tits, or stuck in her stockings and pinned to her thigh, all that good stuff. I think she is the source of my clothing entrapment aspect of the fetish.
>born the oldest of 7 kids
>all i wanted was a big tiddy onee-sama
My dude give me that link
>cute high school age neighbor girl
fuck me, forgot that bit
>Surrender threads
Oh man, if this board isn't gay, we're some real good actors.
My dude they were probably just fucking with you as a joke
Goddammit. Lucky bastard.
>can't be a mom at 25
?
Sinners, the whole lot, including you.
Fucking repent and get punished.
Why do you hold so much impotent rage son?
Based Coomer.
Great thread.
why did she poke a hole in the condom?
It isn't fair bros, I want it so badly
youtube.com
After you finish that entire playlist, go here:
oxygen.com
And scrolldown forever, there is an unlimited amount of teachers. And remember, these are only the ones getting caught.
similar story
>7th grade, English teacher is brand new, mid 20s, super pretty
>fast forward to the end of the year, taking a math final in her class room
>she's walking around the room packing stuff up while we work
>tight, white pants
>every time she bends over in front of us, we can see her ass and her bright red thong through her pants
>next thing I know, I have 20 minutes left and I'm only half way through the final, have to finish up with one of the hardest boners of my life
I will remember those panties until I die
Let´s hope the japs are trying their hardest to develop a fully immersing VR experience so that we can live out the fantasies
now, if this sorta effort was on display more often, then coom might have a leg to stand on.
please stop the shitty wojacks.
I missed out on experiencing any kind of love, not like I was ever given any opportunities in my life and now I'm 26 and still a kissless virgin.
shut up pedo
Yeah this wtf, this is a thread for loser virgins like me who missed their chance, not for chads who fucked their teachers.
that has nothing at all to do with being a milf
retard faggot
inb4 "hurr then what does milf stand for"
To create this
>Yea Forums - off-topic threads reaching bump limit
I don't remember this...
Boys today have it easy
>She and the 13-year-old student began chatting on an online instruction app called Class Craft.
Apps didn't exist in my time to help me get laid, this is why I'm virgin at 29 years old.
dios mio....
this kawacriminal is going to jail
Never go full retard
>VR simulation of you getting dropped into a skin tight suit and being able to feel the heat and heartbeat of a girl working out
Good, she deserves it
It's good to see justice being served where it's needed.
I'm not chad and yet I managed.
I daydreamed about this every day to every hot teacher I had, it's not fair bros.
this just makes me harder
Same, except I was smaller and sometimes in her nylons, other times she was aware and I had to rub her feet.
>she just smiles and says she's already taken by God
This made me laugh more then it should have.
>poking holes
Might as well do it raw
why is this thread allowed?
Because Kawakami is great!
I just daydreamed about this regarding classmates instead
if they ever wore sandals it was a troubling day for me
because the rules don't really matter on Yea Forums so much as the fickle whims of mods determine what's allowed
Mods are fags who can't do anything right.
I used to hard stare at my English teachers feet every day to the point where I'm pretty sure everyone in the class knew what I was doing. One time she was playing with her feet at her desk and I look up and see her staring at me with a smile. I was so fucking embarrassed but I was too clueless and beta at the time to make a move.
lol I guarantee you this is what happened:
>five minutes before you ask her out God speaks to her
>"In about five minutes user is going to walk up to you and ask you out."
>"He is a nice boy and will go on to do good things, so be gentle."
>"Tell him this: 'I am already taken by God.'"
the life advice was her own idea. she was just being nice
you fucking FAGGOT
Good taste.
Haha you dumb dork
>user thought he could compete with GOD
Hes the omnipotent gigachad, you had no chance, God mogs us all.
Me on the right
Based
Redpilled
which uo denim doujin is this from?
>tfw thread is long enough to fap twice
coomsnakes rule
Soooooo fucking fake.
Asian women are fucking twigs, the average man can snap then in two with their bare hands.
One chick with photoshop and possible implants dont count
Holy shit, you're the master of spot-the-difference pictures. I was completely stumped.
why are female teachers so pathetic?
HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
OPHELIA
No, my lord.
HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.
HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
I really wish that were me on the right. I wonder if there's some alternate universe out there were that kind of size difference is possible. Maybe in that reality she kept me around as a plaything without anyone ever finding out
Thanks user.
>tfw you'll never be teachers pet ;-;
If you ever have trouble just put them in different tabs and switch between them
That sounds nice.
> a 50 years old teacher forced a kiss on me at the end of my 8th grade
>tell my parents
>parents make a complaint
>"you have a trouble child with a record and she's one of our best teachers! that could never happen!"
Art teachers are a mistake.
>you will never be given so much private tutoring in biology that you get a perfect score on the test that just so happens to be full of questions about female anatomy
It's not all its cracked up to be. Some lonely older chick has a moment if weakness and spends the rest of the year trying to guarantee you don't ruin her career by saying something. She couldn't stand to look at me for the remaining two years and basically pretended I don't exist.
It's depressing. The time I spent with Mrs Kellermeyer clearly meant more to me than it did to her. Soon as it got to that point she went from crying on my shoulder to wanting nothing to do with me.
same. i used to sit at a table with these 10/10 qt arabic and spanish girls in one of my classes that wore nothing but flats and then sandals when it got warmer. the one that sat across from me was the cutest of the three and almost always had her feet out of her flats and playing with her other foot if she were wearing them instead of sandals. i used to take my handheld to class and would pretend to play it, needless to say i got tons of time staring at her feet, occasionally glanced at the other two's feet and would daydream about being tiny around them later
Alternate universe you is probably chilling in her bra right this minute.
foids are retarded. I'm glad it didn't work out, because involving oneself with foids will lead to ruin.
>no subtitles
persona fucking sucks
older pure women are cute
fuck persona
luv older women
simple as
that reminds me, shrink high gaiden has a pretty good teacher dom.
Shame there's not many good scenes and it's mostly just fapping to the 3 or so still images they got.
I feel ya.
I have a good collection of candid sandals videos built up, Youtube doesn't like them being around but they keep on flowing in anyway, just a matter of getting them saved.
So now I don't have to stare irl so much and that's good.
I wish I was in that reality desu
>had only 1 hot teacher
>one time she was bending over to fix something beneath the board
>her thong was sticking out in an obscenely gratuitous fashion
I honestly couldn't have asked for anything better.
I don't give a shit about these women I just want to shoot lightning from my fingertips at horribleterrible monsters and delve into eldritch locations to find briefcases filled with cash
If a girl wants to come along then that's on them
An otherwise piece of good art ruined by a fucking condom. Delete this shit.
>tfw I was teaching students at my phd studies for 5 years
>many profs on my faculty married their former students
>other phd students teased me frequently if I have any cute girls in my classes
I would never abuse my position like that. It's disgusting.
>mommy thread
Oda Non is the greatest mommy artist to ever grace this earth. His detailing on the lips is one of a kind..
Remember the ancient greeks believed fucking your teacher was good and natural and helped build up he relationship
i think i'm just lucky to have a really good somewhat photographic memory. its been 10 years since i graduated and i can still clearly remember exactly what they looked like then as well as a handful of other girls i was classmates with a few years prior to them that i also fantasized about
eh, I never had a hot teacher.
Am I the only one who's more into Kawakami for whore purification (because she's a prostitute) than the teacher student shit?
Whore purification is so rare
The ancient greeks are also dead
it's okay to be gay bro
Fucking faggot
She's not really a whore desu
certainly saving her from going into that life is a big appeal.
That hospital scene...
It mighte sound strange but Kawakami sort of reminds me of Sonya Marmeladova from Crime and Punishment if anybody here reads their Russian literature
You're a retard because she isn't even a prostitute. She's strictly a maid housecleaner and her agency keeps adult activities to a separate agency. She considers having to join that sister agency to make enough money for her ransom demands, but Joker puts a stop to that before she can do it.
This was one of my biggest fantasies. I wanted to be like a quarter inch tall and pinned to her nipple by the form-fitting tight yoga bra she used to wear under her shirts.
My scenario wasn't totally different user. She was worried about us getting discovered which caused a lot of stress.
Yeah, I'd literally kill for it.
LET´S REJOICE WITH THE VOICE IN THE GAY WAY
HOORAY FOR THE KIND OF MAN THAT YOU WOULD FIND IN THE GAY WAY
Just got to T H I C C Ann.
Why you think its okay for ~28 teacher to even move on 18-19 students?
She's a big girl.
Underappreciated fetish. You'd think the fetishes of Jesus himself would be better represented in media.
Did she know about that fantasy too? What did she think about you wanting to be that tiny?
>made cleaning service
>prostitute
what
All maids are whores prove me wrong
Personally I see it as long as the personal relationship and professional relationship remains largely separate and both are consenting to it with mature minds. I do not see why a relationship could not come into being.
Of course that is easier said then done to maintain the divide, as such maturity upon both ends is absolutely imperative.
this is hot. What's the source?
You're good to go at 16. Literally all science backs this. Only Commiefornia thinks otherwise.