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9gag huh.

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Bottom middle looks something that would fall out of faggots arse after years of cum build up

MARBLECAKE ALSO THE GAME

Wtf is that a severed dog head in the bottom middle?? SICK BASTARD!

I'm 30 and never drink alcohol, never smoke, never take drugs, never eat surger based snacks, never had sex or gf, never exercise, only drink water and coffee with no sugar.

Claiming top right donut, thanks.

Do you eat literal shit as a coping mechanism for wasting money on two consoles with only 4 or 5 games worth a shit to show for it after 6 entire years?

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Too bad alcohol is the easiest way to get sex without paying

Damn have you been sealed in a wall and forgotten about or something?

Can you redditors just off yourselves?

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I can't do that either. After like one donut I feel overloaded on sugar. I don't get the people that can eat a ton of those and then drink one of those DD or Starbucks sugarbombs without feeling really gross.

no. there's no way even a fatass could eat all that

I don't get it

>Finally get a night of peace and quiet.

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is there anything more reddit then having your two favourite games be botw and bloodborne

Don’t make me post it again.
You donut know who your messing with.

LOL he said donut! And the OP's pic is donuts! So clever!

I just work and play games.

Fucking Fatass

FUCK doughnuts and FUCK YOU!

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>I just exist
cool life bro

How do I have life? I tried getting two degrees but while getting them all I did was study and play games. I didn't do any social activities

the image that destroyed Yea Forums

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zorb

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Imagine being this user.
Or you know what, don't imagine it becasue you'd probably kill yourself.

I'm 28 never drank alcohol, never smoked, never took drugs, don't eat a lot of sugar snacks, never drink juice/coffee/energy drink only water but I had sex and gf

What's difference between you and me? I assume all you do is play games

How do I get gf?

Who let their bird shit on my bagel

based im 20 and the same, never tasted alcohol or drugs or sex even though I’m not religious

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I'm 34, never drink alcohol, never smoke, never take drugs, sometimes eat sugar based snacks, had sex and a gf but its been a while, exercise a couple times a week, and drink water and coffee

if you're at school talk to girls in class. Otherwise co-workers or online dating

I'm 31 and I sometimes drink alcohol and do drugs, I never eat sugar based snacks. I have sex almost daily and I exercise almost daily, I mostly drink water and coffee with no milk or sugar

I'm 25 and I drink alcohol, never smoke, never take drugs, eat sugar based snacks, never had sex or gf, never exercise, also drink water and coffee with no sugar

I haven't eaten a donut is a couple years desu

I do that almost every time I get a dozen, which is multiple times a year and I always eat them all myself. I'm still thin too.

how many calories is that you fat fuck

You’re just smelling yourself

youtu.be/3fcbL72sgMk

too much
just give me the slightly sweet bread donuts are made from
literally the perfect donut is a completely plain one without anything on top or inside

I’ve done everything at 21 and still hate myself because I’m poor and waste my time playing game instead of developing skills to gain money

I'm coffee and never drink smoke, never water, never take sex, never eat gf, never had alcohol or exercise, never sugar, only drink drugs and sugar based snacks with no sugar.

>I'm coffee

you ok bro?

Yes only Americans can afford 6 donuts at once

You're going to regret it. Your appetite won't naturally go down as you age because high quantities of sugar and fat damage the satiety signaling nerve cells in your colon. So you'll be spending the last half of your life hungry asf just to stay at a normal weight. Gj

Kill yourself

Now this is based. Everyone is lucky to be in this coffee smoker’s presence.

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Shame it didn't last very long.

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Retard

Donut aren't even that good. Give me cake or pie over that shit any day.

ew
that shit is too sweet usually
a plain donut is the best

lmao holy fuck get a life incel

>Do Americans really do x?
Believe it or not there are these things called
"Statistical outliers

>no black hand
This image ain't Yea Forums

Ok

You mean like no icing and shit? Why not just eat a piece of bread?

>Otherwise co-workers
>dating women in the workplace
That's a horrible idea. Unless you're ready to leave your current job, that should be avoided.

Without console wars Yea Forums is nothing this will kill Yea Forums. This man is a traitor of his brand and shall be executed

U fat fuck

28, no drugs or alcohol ever (seethe more fags), have sex a few times a year, exercise regularly and avoid carbs/sugary foods except an indulgence a week every year when I go on vacation with my close friends.

because donuts arent just bread
the dough is special

He doesn’t have any Xbox or pc stuff

He could just be one of those guys allied with two brands to attack the others

special bread is sill just bread

>never take drugs
>drink [...] coffee
Caffeine is a drug.

im going to rub my cock on your asshole

What even is that thing in the middle bottom row
That's not a donut

Post pic first

It's a different consistency/mix of ingredients, but yes, at the end of the day donuts are just expensive sweet bread

>27 year old turbo nerd perma virgin
>first and only gf was 10 years ago
>no drank, drug or smoke
>no sick day from job in three years
>crippling addiction to furry tits

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At least I don't repost garbage "I MADE COOKIES SHAPED LIKE SKYRIMAN" from reddit to post again on Yea Forums FOR FREE.
Dilate nigger

try drinking, drugging, or smoking

I wish I could get Donuts like that where I live.
All I get are crappy factory made ones.

Imagine being this upset that Reddit exists

based

kek. fpbp.

This is like getting an entire big cake in a box.
It's meant for multiple people. 1 Serving: 1 Donut

It's because of how we're raised with food. At least it is where i'm from in north carolina. We do huge meals there, two or three a day, plus snacks throughout. One of our big gas station chains do 64 ounce drinks for a $1.50. Since I left the states I can't eat nearly as much, but back down there we eat everything like it's gonna be our last meal and we gorge ourselves. One person eating a large pizza or a dozen doughnuts isn't a strange sight at all there.

t. /r/Yea Forums content creator

Where is that on the list?

im 26 i drink, i smoke, i do some drugs, eat sugar snacks, have sex everyday, lift about 1hr everyday, and drink all sorts of coffee

>used to eat and drink sugar on the daily
>my shit was like nasty paste most of the time, a mess to wipe
>friend tells me to stop eating sugar
>i do
>mfw my shit turn into solid chunks that barely needs wiping

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I'm 16 and I've already fucked tons of chicks, drink alcohol, smoke weed all day every day, eat sugar based snacks, I'm swole as fuck, and never drink water, only soda and coffee with sugar.

good job user

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

just had one donut and one coffee. thats right, im a fat fuck. fuck off

the (thing people enjoy) brain
can only enjoy thing, brain doesnt work, are inferior to me who does not enjoy thing

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yes

god I wish that were me

>No fat bong spliff green weed ganja plant

kek

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Kek sneeed

the "do americans really do this" meme is the best because it always manage to trigger americans who takes it way to serious and personal and that's a good thing

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ironic since you can't look lean like 9S if you eat sugar

why are you so obsessed

but marge i wanna play bloodborne!

Am I supposed to get turned on by this? Because it's working, got anymore?

>lit

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cute bulge!

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