What

Deep

>string up the gay cancer

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Is this tweet real? He spelt his game wrong

>tie up stacy to keep her goodness close to me
>go to jail forever
What the fuck Kojimbos?

What don't you understand dummy?

>kojimbo has now gone full spiritual guru
Top lel I thought that fad died out ten years ago

>spear against predator animals
>rope for cattle, the foundation of civilisation
nu 4ch is just brainlet central it seems

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That's the ruse, the real game name is Death Strading. It's about a whole new type of game genre called Strading. Also it's a new word that only Kojima knows the meaning to.

holy based

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200 IQ

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Listen to this old fairy tale quatrain "Fee-fi-fo-fum"
Fum is pronounced as "Thumb".
The fairy tale contains a giant who says the line.

So the first thing we know is that he's talking about a giant.

Second one is rainbow, who is the rainbow used by nowadays? Homosexuals.
Homosexuals as we all know are an enemy.
So he's talking about a giant enemy.

And if we include the last one we get Giant Enemy Crabs.

Kojima is truly a mastermind.
Q. Predicted this.

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yo, like, rope wasn't even in the first 100 things invented bruh let alone numba 2

guess what kojima is actually releasing two almost identical titles

Death Covfefe

So co-op?

>in middle eastern cultures a thumbs up is an offensive hand gesture meaning to go fornicate with one’s self
>in western cultures a rainbow is often associated with homosexuals
>in all developed cultures a crab is often associated with the star constellation cancer
...

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The baby is actually a gay crab who likes to give the thumbs up gesture, rope is a metaphor for the umbilical cord

As expected of the master.

>fuck off faggot cancer

How nice of him

>kojimbo drones trying this hard to make out Kojima is /ourguy/
L O L
O
L

well that was quick.

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What did he mean by this?

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...

ah, now I see

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It's so groundbreaking that it's a new genre and there's no words to describe such a masterpiece, Kojima has outdone himself this time.

I don't think there's a single serious poster in this thread

Pretty sure he's referring to Donkey Kong

Why does he like crabs so much?

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>day of the rope is based
>gays will be crap food soon

>if you stick thumb up your ass (because ur a gay) you'll get colorectal cancer
It's probably a secret code on how Norman Reedus character died and became the true Death Stranding™

100 on metacritic easy. Pure ludo right there.

I heard Kojima passionately french kisses a mirror in the morning and only eats dinner with A-listers who are at gunpoint forced to draw dreamy comparisons between Kojima and great thinkers of past.

>not being gay
>still wearing a fag t shirt
Cringe.

>it's a walking simulator but with some actual game mechanics like combat, management mechanics and quests
There

I'm scared bros. I don't have the quadruple digit IQ required to play this game.

gamerant.com/death-stranding-ladder-donkey-kong/

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Crabs are the only creatures that can defeat a snake

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Kek

Well if it's a good movie don't you?

snakes and ladders

>The 1st tool used in the 2D game was a ladder
WRONG, it was a motherfucking fireball.

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they didn't want to insult they guy by just saying "it's about walking around" so they just pretended to not get it

Rainbow is a classic symbol and is appropriate wear for allies. All colors together.

>Kojimbo finally committing suicide to escape the shame of Death Stranding flopping

>Based retard Kojima thinks a stick was the first tool and not a rock

humanity ravaged the Earth beyond repair due to pollution and war forcing people to move their subconsciousness onto an AI/internet grid and exist forever more as eternal beings of data while their real bodies where killed in order to reduce population.

This whole plan goes wrong when the mass consciousness of soul gathered into one place created a new plane of consciousness that they cant exactly explain. Look up the planes of reality, or fucking around created a new one.

All the negativity went with it onto that plane of existence, Beached things are just beings stuck on the shores of a new reality, never able to reach into the depths of the sea "data/internet"

The terrorist organization is just wanting to keep the world offline and are able to communicate with the other side cause the leader is what a BB grows up, and the one Mad's is talking too.

You will venture to the moon, on another plane of existence.

Expect the same kind of "I predict the future" shit MGS2 had, about AI, and uploading the mind/brain as data to the net to live forever.

Sam is hinted at being a BB that survived which is why he has such a connection but Sam isn't, and men can give birth to BB's, Sam is the mother.

The major theme is transcending reality, existence, gender, etc, Strand is the rope and its utility but its a connection to the real world and the net world.

The spoiler is, that you are not in the real world, you are in the AI world rebuilding the broken neural network that links to another world deeper within.

tl'dr Sam is a internet repairmen.

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kek

What exactly does it do for the creators that you sat around like a chump watching the credits?

>Death Stranding
>flopping
Come on now son. It might and properly will be shit, but a snoy exclusive made by Kojima? Not a chance of it flopping.

is he finally loosing it Yea Forums?

>soon a rope will come after
Is he really implying that DS is going to be one of the most important innovations for vidya since fucking Donkey Kong?

how can one man seriously be this narcissistic and delusional

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I hope he gets the rope rather sooner than later

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>soon a rope will come after

Is he killing himself? I'am scared vee

What? Where did he imply it's an innovation

wasn't the first tool used in Donkey Kong a hammer?

i just hope the rope is fun. Because I dont want to hang myself with it

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moar?

would've been perfect if just left at "I'm scared bros". made me laugh

They all do that in Japan, no joke.

>one of the first and most important tools humans invented was a rope
>implies donkey kong was one of the first games to use a tool
>soon #DS will meet the milestone of having a rope
he is clearly claiming DS will be the "rope" and successor to Donkey Kong, though obviously it is symbolic.

Donkey Kong had ladders. Though wasn't the first tool basically a table tennis racket for Pong?

last one always cracks me up

I've never understood that. It's just as stupid as clapping at the end of a movie. The creators aren't there to acknowledge you, and they already got your "respect" when you paid for the ticket.

crab battle!

lole

That's a lie. Humans likely threw rocks or pebbles before using a stick.

Real life monkeys fling poop around for example.

Throwing stones >>>>>> stick

>Is he killing himself? I'am scared vee

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he sounds like some white teenager trying to be profound

explains his level of maturity found in his jokes too

and all those ashamed of words and deeds while bouncing tits in model viewer or press R1 to ogle bewbs

This guy really likes to huff his own farts, huh.

The guy is pretty active, running around the world. Game development is consuming. He probably doesn't feel healthy. 2049 is 30 years from now, he would be 89 years old then.

I do that because I dunno if there's post-credits bullshit.

With every autistic tweet I find myself disliking this pseudo-intellectual and pseudo-philosophical hack more and more

Completely possible he could live to that

Motherfucker sounds like Jack Ma. Bunch of inspirational sounding bull. Scam artists and scary ass social programming going on here too.

Possible, but unlikely. Success in life brings benefits, but just as stated, he does have exceptional risk factors as well. The quick googling tells that the average life expectancy for the japanese man is a bit under 84 years.

>Kojima don't think he'll be 86

What the fuck?

FOXDIE

Nothing wrong with this
Clapping is retarded though.

Is kojima gonna give his fanboys a noose to kill themselves with? I hope so.

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No I'm pretty sure you have to go up a ladder to get a hammer.

he has all this money but doesnt have the time to get some fucking english lessons?

Maybe he have cancer

I'm pretty sure he speaks perfect English and just pretends not to.
Dude is obsessed with American shit so it stands to reason he would learn english for it.
I know a lot of weebs don't bother to learn jap but the difference is Japanese is super fucking hard to learn because the alphabet has so many similar symbols while English is easy because they are all so distinct.

as opposed to straight rainbow?

MODS

M O D S

is he remaking donkey kong?

The day of the rope is soon near user

>not googling ahead of time to see if there is a post credits scene

That's fucking retarded.
Now clapping, that's where it's at. Even if the creators can't hear it, the people working there can hear it.

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I'll keep COOOOOOOOOOMING

its a japanese thing you fucking stupid american
google the stick and the rope

He already knows that he'll singlehandedly will run Sony into bankrupcy and they'll have to get rid of him.

OP is a fag for making me search for this:
twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1175703882325880833

But user that requires critical thinking and basic reading comprehension

did he just say hang the gays?

>entire game is kumbaya

>makes an attempt to be profound by comparing mankinds initial use of tools to his game.
>doesn't spell his own game's name correctly

Does a dictionary come after the rope?

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Absolute kino

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>watching capeshit in the first place

>capeshit
>not Jackie Chan

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>#DeathStrading

for the longest time I thought hideo kojima was some kinda adjective that stands for boring

He's Japanese, he love seafood.

is that the sneedmobile?

Why did nobody warn him? Are all the people around him all yes men?

>a rope to keep the goodnesses close to you

universal love emitter was invented before rope and does the same thing better. fucking Japanese education.

Whelp, I hate Kojima now

>I won't be alive in 2049 thou.

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Kojima is telling us that Jews are great people and we should all follow their orders.

2049 is a very long time away my friend.

There were coop games in the 8 bit era, is he a retard?

I don't think the rope was the second thing we ever invented. Seems too complicated. It was probably a spear or blanket made out of fur or something easy.

And the first thing wasn't a stick.
It was gangrape.

he invented those things so i am sure he knows what hes talking about.

Hes just getting annoying now

Are people finally waking up to the fact Kojima is a hack?

You mean for the end credits joke.

In fairness, he doesn't say "second" just that it came later. He could just as easily gone to say we invented sticks and then orbital satellites.

Now, do it again, but explain it like you're talking to a five year old

This makes sense kinda

i watch credits to learn the names of actors/people that i feel contributed a lot to the media or fucking shit it up so i can damn/praise them

ok, I'm gonna binge play all Hideo & Kojima games now.

Its the vidya equivalent of evangelion.

I read the names of some of the otherwise forgotten people involved in the production of the film, acknowledging their existence

is this a mario 64 moment?

what was it

B&RP

And this makes you better than him?

But do you though?

It's pretty easy if you actually listened in school and aren't completely brain dead, the only people who complain about stuff like this are people who can barely read (most people online)

Cant understand the 'Strand

'pretentious' or 'duuuh me no understand'

fucking third world brain

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME me me me me ME me me me me me ME HIDEO KOJIMA ME ME MAKE EVERYTHING ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

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I bet this schizo now thinks he invented ropes and ladders.

What a fucking jackass

He sounds pissed.

>I cant comprehend or even conceptualize doing something, because of my shithead third world brain, therefore everyone else is merely lying about doing it

>stick to push the evil away
no kojimbles im relatively sure the stick was "invented" to throw at things faster than us

No, I mean. Do you really acknowledge someone's existence by reading a name on the screen? If so, how? Imagine if you will that there was a name of someone who never existed thrown in there in error and you "acknowledged" them, how would that work?

>projecting your anger onto a tweet with zero indication of emotion or tone

autism

This Tweet only gets good halfway through.

that or stick into things to bring them closer (like some birds do), which is the total opposite of what he thinks

Imagine if DS is lambasted for being a slow boring nonsensical piece of shit. Kojima would retire from the industry because he would he know it's all his fault.

In other words push the evil away

Why do you react so negatively to this tweet? He is telling you what it means. He is being paid tons of money to spearhead this project, and deserves acknowledgement for the hard work he's done.

Watch as he spins the narrative when the game gets shit. It'll all be about how the team couldn't deliver his vision. He's a fucking scumbag narcissist, I say that as somebody that loved his games up until MGS4, and hell I still enjoy MGS4 and MGSV to some extent, but those reasons are largely removed from the story, and more to do with the game design.

That tweet was around the time people and soiboys questioned him on twitter about "a hideo kojima game" thing
>"what about your team"
>"you didn't do everything sweetie"

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He makes this exact tweet about once every couple of months, it's like he's justifying his narcissism every time he does it. Anything to not give credit to the other 80 people that are working very fucking hard on his game.

How many times have kojima even brought up Shinkawa when talking about DS? Has it even happened once? like a single time talking about the design has he said "Shinkawa did an amazing job with this character!" no, all I can recall is "Wow, Norman Reedus is so cool! and Mads was so cool he smoked and originally he wasn't going to but my dick started leaking so much precum when I saw him with a cig in his mouth that I just had to put it in the game!!!"

just like george lucas!!!!

Based Kojimbles, preparing for the day of the rope.

>First result is a massive spoiler
No thanks.

God look at all these angry little teens that desperately feel like they need to one up a successful rich video game developer that doesnt know they exist
How fucking pathetic are you people
Not to mention that your ignorance makes you look like a fucking buffoon when you take literally the stick and rope meraphor

Serves you right for watching children movies, m8.

What's wrong with pointing out blatant ugly fucking narcissism, user? a lot of people have been fans for Kojima for 15-20 years, they've seen his rise into a "Rockstar" video game developer, and it's changed him, he's legitimately got a fucking god complex and it's unbearable to watch.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

This is why you don't teach nips English

calm down, bro

Who the fuck is he talking to?

his own consciousness, trying to justify his narcissism.

kojima was and always is a brand name, no different than slapping "FROM THE MAKERS OF X" onto the boxart to push more copies onto goyim

Pretty sure it was rock
nationalgeographic.com/science/2018/07/news-china-human-tools-africa-shangchen-hominin-paleoanthropology/

He's been working with Shinkawa for 20 years and always credits his name second and tweets his art, I don't see why he needs to bring him up more than that.

I thought their only purpose was for verification and job opportunities and shit.

He actually did all those things though so it's not empty bragging

This decade is about to end in two months, so perhaps not really.

Is that after or before you smell your own farts?

lmao

I actually agree with him.

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That's how you know you're wrong.

The jew is just complaining that Kojimbo's not thanking the HR people and janitors and other unimportant staff.

when are you retards going to learn that this dude just says weird shit so that you'll post his twitter screencaps and he can stay relevant? the guy is a genius, just not the one you think he is.

Meanwhile you and he will both rail against corporate designed by committee AAA junk I'm sure

press D to dab on the haters

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And people wonder why this asshat got fired by Konami. I'm 100% sure that everyone that works at Konami just saw him being fired as a blessing.

eeh thanks lenovo...? can we get a PC release now?

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batshit insane

where does the neck end and the man begin?

Ever stopped for a minute and thought that maybe people critique him and his games because they care in the first place? Clearly he's one of the most interesting game designers period, his games are interesting even when they fail, I'll play Death Stranding for 500 hours before I touch a fucking ubishit game, but that doesn't mean Kojima is infallible.
Kojima never thanks anybody on his team, he never brings up the team, he always makes it about himself.

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>500 hours of walking
this alone is enough to invalidate any opinion you hold

Stick = unga bunga, me use violence to solve problems, me crush enemies

Rope = Let's be friends, let make connections, solve problems through making STRANDS™

Kojima makes it sound weird because he's an ESL, but the idea is very simple.

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I hate kojima so much. I tried to play his games but the intricate and complex plot made my head hurt. That's why he's a fucking hack

It requires neither of those you pseud.

>that pic
kek

Can I tie Sam up and beat his ass with a stick?

Kojimas writing is literally on the same level as the rng AI story maker. The idea that any of his recent stuff is actually well thought out is the biggest joke.

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Atleast he doesnt clap

Pinatas.

>that filename

Pretty good stuff

>spells hashtag wrong
Kojima is like the Lynch of video games
Both think they're provocative geniuses but really only output confusing and meaningless garbage

>soon a rope will come after
kojimbronies on suicide watch

I hope DS is a gigantic piece of shit that leave him so embarrassing he will never make another HIDEOUS KOJIMA GAME again

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>The creators aren't there to acknowledge you
nobody even said anything this ridiculous

>and they already got your "respect" when you paid for the ticket.
spoken like a true normie. Actual creators don't give a damn about money, but want to earn the actual respect by captivating the audience.

so twitter is basically giving normie incel fags a platform to bitch about random internet things that triggers their small ego?

>The absolute state of this seethe

Love how DS has you Xcucks on 24/7 screech

Any source on what you're saying?

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Will Death Stranding finally make people realize that Kojima is just a sperg without someone to keep Kojima's delusions in check and direct his creative muscles towards something useful?

who hits enter after every sentence

No. It's a Sony exclusive, so there are many people who have built their entire identity around it being one of the greatest games of all time.

Well I alone am buying four copies

Kojima didnt make the game....
The game made itself....
Bros...the AI singularity is here

>Still seething

>Platinum Games Twitter
vs
>Kojima's personal Twitter

in case you needed additional evidence that Kojimo went full Schizo years ago..

i watch the credits to see if there is a funny name i can silently laugh to myself about

Pretty sure that's from MGR and not written by Kojima

>Creative Director - Mike Hawk
>hehehe

>He goes to the Kinoplex alone
>He doesn't play the "See who has the funniest name in the credits" game with his friends.

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>Kojima doesn't do any wor-

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He must be on some crazy drugs that make you write a lot

Those nerd shelves are great, he really does want to a revolutionary film producer doesn't he. I'm glad he didn't though, I wouldnt want to see an internet world without metal gear and solid "erect dick" snake

>so do I
See, now I'm starting to question my convictions.

those pcs are turned off.

I can see the ps logo on the laptop screen

What a narcissist.
Was gonna buy but now I'm just gonna rent from some Redbox

based. I never watch the credits or look up names and I hide my eyes during the opening credits too. I don't care if I miss the movie, in fact I hope I miss the movie cause these fucking cunts should be paying ME to sit on my fat ass, wank myself raw and limp wristedly bitch about it on the internet. I just shove stimulus into my face all day long, I'm that much of a waste of skin.

>#DeathStrading
This retarded nip doesn't even know the name to his own """game"""

Shut up Kojima, you're a hack

You're a fucking faggot.

he's dayblogging about the last restaurant he ate at at the expense of whoever the hell is bankrolling this

You're just a retard who doesn't get that it's a hint about Chapter 3.

should've written #DeathRefund then, amirite?

Based Kojima

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What letter is missing?

I mean, that's the job of a game director.
Considering the amount of MGS fags in Yea Forums that go
>HURR WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO
I think the tweet is useful.

You'll be sorry. When Kojima releases the real MGSV you'll rue the day you shitposted at me!

The first letter of the word nigger

N

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The bold bit is from MGR.

>*exists*
>Yea Forums boils with anger

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That's based.

it's a reflection.

Crabs > Beach > Things that are stranded on the beach. Notably, there were many crabs in the first trailer of the game. Samereason why he uses whale emojis
With how prevalent timefall rain appears to be in this game, it's possible that rainbows will also have some gameplay or thematic relevance.

Hideki Kamiya, Suda, Takahashi, Mikami, and Nomura all do the same thing and don't plaster their name all over their fucking games because they actually have respect for the people working in their studios. Suda and Takahashi continue to also write things far more compelling than anything that Kojima has written since MGS3.

He's a narcissistic hack that wants to be the center of everyone's attention

Writing in videogames is pointless, only idiots play videogames for them.
No talented writer will ever bother with an industry that thinks things like Planetscape Torment or MGS2 are the highest forms of writing in it.

Nor do videogames need it.
In fact, MGSV would improve if it had less cutscenes.
Not sure why there's cutscenes in videogames anyway.

literally a senile old man rambling at this point

You complete missed the point of the post you blabbering retard

Even then wasnt pacman using pellets before donkey kong was a things

This is a arthouse game sweatie. If you want copy pasted old content go play gears5, borderlands 3.

I'm saying that praising writing is pointless.
Only brain damaged morons play videogames for their story, or pay attention to them at all.

He's sayinh Death Stranding will be as big of a phenomenon as Donkey Kong was

>plaster their name all over their fucking games
Aside from the "A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME" thing, only time he put it more times was in MGSV, and there he credited everyone who worked on it, not just himself.

Wait, animals are evil now? When we ran them to exhaustion and then clubbed their skulls in to harvest their flesh for food we were "pushing away evil"? Also rope was far from the next invention.

>video gaming is about to get its first real KINO
>Yea Forums hates it
just when you think this place can't get any worse

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Or because he has more responsibilities than any of them

>first real KINO
That was MGS

>doesn't explain shit, so players will fill it the gaps the way they want the story to be
It's a tactic to make your game seem deep without having to have good writing.

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Walking? More like walkino.

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So, in other words, micromanaging everything his employees do?

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Okay acfag whatever. I don't give a shit about your autism, you missed the point

>On the box
>In the opening credits
>In every game's credits like 10 times
Nah he's a fucking narcissist. Kamiya for sure is far more involved in his directorial games for example, wherein he had the final say on any designs in the game, any music, level designs etc

Lol no you tard

Monkeys are dumb. Great apes are smart. Chimpanzees make a variety of tools to eat and drink with and sometimes as weapons.

He's just senile and retarded now

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Man Learns to Suck His Own Peanus Weenus

more radiation is needed.

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What a fucking joke. I remember playing MGSV and every mission was "by kojima" etc etc

Kojima is the biggest fucking leech on this planet

>Asian man creates stick and noose
>Asian man goes to white mans cave
>White man comes out with fire
>Asian mans dick small to this very day.

based

>World has been struck with some sort of calamity that left behind only a fraction of humanity
>Otherworldly beings roam the earth that drag people into literal hell if they catch them

Sounds pretty biblical to me.

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He still credited every developer that worked on each mission.

>Is he really implying that DS is going to be one of the most important innovations for vidya since fucking Donkey Kong?
Death stranding will be to the movie game what Super Mario World was to the platformer.

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AFTER himself.
He wants you to be constantly reminded that he is the bestest most cool person ever.
Fucking imagine if every side quest in Xenoblade 2 or X started with a "a side mission by Takahashi", or every level in wonderful 101 had a scroll by with "a Hideki Kamiya mission".

Does that period align with 9 months after Kojima made a visit to Hawaii?

>rope to goodness close to you
Keep your frens close and your enemies to rape and lynch closer?

>that guy who fucked his sister out of fear of north korean nukes
What a legend.

>wherein he had the final say on any designs in the game, any music, level designs etc
So, like Kojima?

what
Biological incest or just step sis?

Lol fuck no.
Here we are 4 years after MGSV and stealth games are exactly the same. Open world games? They've adopted some BotW stuff, but nothing from MGSV has carried over. The last game Kojima made that had an impact on stealth was MGS3, and one could argue that impact wasn't as great as splinter cell conviction, so then MGS1 would be the actual last game he made with an impact

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>Conviction
Meant chaos theory obviously

not out of "respect" per se, but to learn the name of an actor or the d.o.p. usually

MGSV was not intended to revolutionize a genre. Remember Kojima had not wanted to make MGS games since 2 but was forced into it by Konami due to how well MGS sold for them. Then finally he went too far for them with the budget and they forced the game out and him as well shortly after. Now after 10,000 years, Kojima is free. He can finally make a game he wants to make.

AHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I LAUGH SO HARD HAHAHAA
faggot

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Isn't this basically just a reference to a trilogy of plays written by Kobo Abe?

>>/rtd/

Calm down m8.

And it'll be mediocre as fuck with zero impact on the industry.
You don't make an impact by trying to make an impact, you make an impact by just trying to make a great game. No game in history that has ever made that impact, SMW, SM64, OoT, FF7, Chrono trigger, Doom, BotW etc ever set out to redefine the industry, they just set out with the goal of being a great game, and it was the combined thinking of many people working on the games trying to solve issues that were holding them back that made them revolutionary.

That's what you get for living on Spam Island

>tfw in Japan everyone bows at the end of a movie

Yeah he's talked about Death Stranding and how Kobo Abe influenced him.

Which is stronger, some kind of Cave Demon or Homo Demons?

Death stranding is all about how we are tethered to death with a strand from our birth which leads to our death. I applaud Kojima for this amazing revelation. If we can isolate and cut the strand we will live FOREVER.

Theres literally nothing inherently wrong about being prideful

>t. Icarus

7
deadly
sins

>t. Stan

FPBP. Hang all kikes when?

kys christian cuck

I watched every credit scene of every game I've beaten too, though
with the soundtrack blasting while various scenes from the game play feels like a victory lap and final farewell until you replay the game for collectibles

that was hideo posting, he slipped up. dunno why he and kojima share a twitter account, it leads to a lot of confusion

Beware Christians, boy, we have eerie powers.

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>average dick
>4 inches

lmao

Based.

Where were you when you realized DSP was right?

Will Hideoposting come to be like Sheevposting and Toddposting?

Hideo is always looking to make Kojima look bad ever since Kojimbo stopped letting him go to events.

SMT5 looking good.

Which dark souls game is this from?

pure magic. why was she next to Sam in the muddpuddle 'onsen'??

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So there will be a grappling hook dlc?

Nothing on Yea Forums will ever be as good as Sheevposting.

It's a hologram like Amelie in the Briefing trailer

Imagine being a mere 120 IQ pleb and trying to understand Kojima's work

> >spear against predator animals
Given how brutal our social selection is, I'd say that the first stick was used to kill local monkey Chad.

Donkey Kong?

True but it can at least see a pale imitation

grug invents wheel
berrypicker telling lies

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I hope his game will be at least okay.

>go to rockstop
>already have stick
>ask for rope
>berries fall out of loincloth
>OOGABOOGA ROCKSTOP

wtf I feel shame for my words and deeds

So homo demons are the good guys?

Rockposting is unironically based as fuck

fucking ket

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This.

>death stranding letter emphasis
>J AME
Kojima is revolutionizing games so much, DS is Gaming evolved into Jaming

Jamers rise up!

Stick win every time

Sugoi des~!

Reposting from other thread:

gamereactor.dk/artikler/768403/Vi taler med Hideo Kojima om Death Stranding/
Q:

You have stated several times that Death Stranding belongs to a new genre called "Social Strand System". During the show, you went into a little more detail, but how does it differ, for example, from a game like Dark Souls, where you leave messages to other players who can then jump into your dimension and help.

A: Kojima

"It might be a bit misunderstood then. I don't actually play that many other games. I'm simply too busy. But I don't want to create any new genre. Everyone says it's an" open world ", it's a" stealth game " ", and what's so different? There I allow myself to answer," no, that's not the case. "I don't think you need to define a genre that way. That's exactly why I allowed myself to create this temporary genre by the name "social strand" because it's more fair to the game than just answering the two questions above. "

That makes zero sense.

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He's transfarring to another dimension on hard drugs when he comes up with this horse shit.

So basically the game is going to make us choose between a archeo futurism vs a full Neuralink electron field new humanity. That is the incoming debate. If this is true, HK and Kojipro nailed it.

What a fucking weasel

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I'll never understand why people like this hack.

Compare to Sakurai who's also incredibly busy but plays every kind of game.

Sakurai's out there with a fucking IV bag and he still has the time to play 100 hour JRPGs.

Sakuari likes to think he's busy, but really he's a fucking loser with like 0 hollywood friends, unlike Kojima, who has like at least 5.

If he was a bit more humble and honestly presented and approached game development as an indie dev he wouldn't have people shitting on Death Stranding and his artsy-fartsy thoughts on what the game is supposed to be. Kojima has a creative mind but often times it feels like he's just a humongous hipster trying to be deep.

If he presented DS as a wacky game where you're a delivery man and have to fight dimensional ghosts and just be honest in general he wouldn't be shit on. He kind of deserves all the shit people throw at him right now.

why would you want someone who's friends with you because of your popularity instead of what kind of person you are

Imagine thinking actors are good people

imagine reading that reply and not seeing through the irony.
God I fucking hate what this site has become, literal retards have taken over.

>2019
>making friends based on who they are

>with like 0 hollywood friends
Absolutely based Sakurai

I just can't tell anymore, user.

Imagine there's no heaven

don't worry user i noticed ur facetiousness

He’s unironically too smart 4u

If none of these high IQ cultured hollywood celebrities understand Kojima's game, how will any common pleb in a fly over state understand it?

I don't think American hicks are the target audience for Death Stranding

>soon a rope will come after
I see he's working with Raimi this time, then.

Hearty kek

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>not watching the credits to see who's responsible for cool shit or completely fucking it up

If it's a triple A game and its on consoles, hicks are the target audience

this man has never made a bad game and i loved all of the mgs games yet i still cant get hyped for this death stranding trash

God he is so full of himself

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I bet Yea Forums will understand it immediately. Most people here are high enough IQ to quickly grasp concepts that are confusing to the common man. Naturally, Kojima himself understands the game but can't say as much without spoiling the hype. How can you explain something you don't understand? Average people will have missed that step.

My 104 IQ mind has already understood the game.
It's a smear campaign against Trump and it ends with Joe Biden reuniting America.
Afterwards he re-integrates the homo demons into society by outlawing heterosexuality.

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What does sakurai even fucking do? They release 2 smash characters a year (entirely of his department). meanwhile kojima handles all the responsibilities of a studio+ has to direct the game and write story and all that shit.

Based and Lynch-pilled

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>appropriate wear for allies

no, you raging homosexual, it's just a rainbow. It was used before the gays.

It's not hard to figure out what he's talking about, it's just pretentious garbage that has no place in video games. He should go make a movie or something. It's cute how you think that you are smart for figuring out something other anons are "confused" by though.

>he doesnt watch the credits of games just in case he gets an achievement for it

The trend of calling anything remotely deeper than surface level 'pretentious' is cancer.

You daft, obtuse cunt.
Fuck you and your rope.

The game is actually called Death Stranding, but Kojima doesnt hear the difference and think Dead and Death are the same word. Nor can he read western letters. Its all a big misunderstanding that will never be cleared up.

What will be Yea Forums doing on the DAY of the ROPE? I will use the rope to auto-erotic asphyxiation myself to the images of Stefanie Joosten.

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No one makes Yea Forums seeth as much as this guy. Not even for political reasons like most shit here but purely for his personality. I fucking love it. Whether its amazing or shit this games gonna be pure kino, because of the shitstorm that will erupt here. Pure spectacle. Whether its good or bad, whether i even play it or not, i win as a consumer.

my pp

Renting out my oak tree's branches for $5 a head. It's old, strong, and in a good place for displaying trophies.

The response to this game will be polarised as fuck

I can't wait to read paragraphs of people attacking/defending it

T.faggot who played 200 hours of Botw

I can't wait to play the video game and move on with my life

THE PROMISED DAY IS UPON US. REJOICE!

>"why yes, I have indeed preordered the evangelion of video games"

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Stick to kill another being.
A rope to tie up a female, the spoils of the victor.

Dumb fucks.

It's incredible how much outrage from the West can be sparked by a simple mistranslation. Not a whimper on Japanese Twitter however. Kojima's proving his game's message true that the world is too polarised.

Kojima is the Jaden Smith of the game industry.

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He's gonna hang himself? WTF

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