What would make you say pic related?

What would make you say pic related?

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It looks fun and I can afford it

Character clothes, armor and accessories. Nothing makes me more hype than getting loot and being visible. I'm a fashion fag.

It's got women with at least size 14

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-90% on steam

Day 1 Linux Support

Based, though Terraria is the only game I can think of that does that

Made in the west

1. cute
2. funny

That heel is not 3 inches. Are you fucking blind?

>Yea Forums says bad

It's anti-SJW.

game has mesukemo

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I dunno, I'm still working on my backlog.

If I saw something like "platinum X taro" drop on my desk again I would buy it. Would John Romero work with arkane. That would give me a million boners.

>hexen esque game with dishonored animations and level polish

unf

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no political pandering and messiah complex that you must push moral issues through your game

2 inch heels dont have an angle that steep

Mech combat or looking anything close to playing like ZOE also this

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non-essential companion npc's like pic related. I enjoy the challenge of carrying them as far as possible through the game and keeping them alive until the very end.

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16:10 support

>Mech combat
this but slow and in VR with like a billion buttons you actually have to press with your controllers.

game has birb girls

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>I enjoy the challenge of carrying them as far as possible through the game and keeping them alive until the very end.

too bad theres no bonus story or dialogue when you do that.

Its a Japanese game.

It has a good and varied gameplay and no open world shit

I know it's a shame but I don't hold it against the developers though. If it were up to me I'd make it so every npc you kept alive comes back for the final battle/boss, that would be pretty sweet.

>that would be pretty sweet.
yeah that would be cool

Big anime tits.

Small anime tits.

devs ignoring (((community feedback))) and making the game with "if everyone is OP no one is" in mind

absolutely pants on head retarded amounts of head to toe character/item/party/player home/player vehicle/etc. customization
a class system and differing storyline that promotes replayability
great music and atmosphere
talos principle tier graphics options
fun minigames
fluid animations

I will say those if
>There is no shilling in Yea Forums of all places a few days right before the game's release
>Those who are doing above do command the "people in power" to delete your posts for calling it out
>The game must not be named River City Girls
There, I will now buy the game.

Butt slider and butt jiggle physics not just boobs

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this

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yuri romance

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cunny

girl with a huge cock or good anime artstyle

Devolver on sale, grappling hooks+good mobility

thanks!

Gyro controls

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Necromancy and / or little girls.

I'm getting my bones one way or another.

based. im not gay but i'd let pic related fuck me

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Developed by CD Projekt RED.

i will now buy your game

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Uhhhhhh mod?

If they change things to reflect my personal values

But I still won't buy it

Not all japanese games are pedo

NOTHIN'
YARHARHARHARHAR

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fantasy mechs

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A game with characters as its focus, they have a good dynamic with at least the main character and preferably the main characters not a souless husk for the player to self insert as.

A dynamic potion crafting system

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A Man of taste and culture...!

and not undertones like pic related.

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>no DRM
>no SJW shit
>no kike marketing bullshit (microtransactions etc)
>good gameplay

That's it.

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man of culture

Dabs on trannies, jews and/or blacks

I can't tell you how many games I've bought just because they were 75%-90% off on steam or under $5. At least half my library or more.

I really miss when publishers would put their entire catalog up for 90% off, the "[publisher name] complete collection" it'd still cost like $130 but you got 50+ games out of the deal. Those were fantastic and a great way to try shit you otherwise never would have played. It's a shame they fell out of favor and no one does them anymore.

being disrespectful towards SJW without a single apology

at this point i wouldn't even care if your game's shit

rape

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Based AND redpilled.

>undertones

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So, games made with shit taste then

vampire lolis

This looks like someone that couldnt contain their rage for steam

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Like this?

Disgusting podophile.

Fat tittays and big ol' asses! Yeah! Fuck all ya'll bitch niggas who are too scared to embrace your love of the female form.

I've bought at least 5 or so games because of TNA and I have had a good to great time with all of them.

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they're all such lovely girls

i will now buy your game

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Usually when I know more about the game rather than who is making it

>Slav developper

If there's a playable demo that I enjoy.

gender bender OwO

>doesn't require internet connection for singleplayer
>is fun
>is an immersive sim (not necessary but a huge green flag)
>is atmospheric
>has comfy locations
>nice aesthetic
>2007 tier graphics at most
>silent protag is a huge green flag
>has a lived in, believable world
>has something that pisses off SJWs
>preferably discusses some philosophical or political topic without picking sides
>is open world set in one big city ripe with means of transportation and diverse activities
>no quest markers, fast travel (if I travel it must be real time even if it means losing control for half an hour, you can make that fun by giving me some nice views to look at when passing by or some conversations with other passengers), no handholding
>morrowind questing (npcs give you directions or the world is built in a way that you have in-world means of finding a location by just knowing its name)
>FPP

Immersive sim with stealth gameplay that I can savescum on the first playthrough.

Oh and also has physical release. I'm not paying for anything I can't touch

Cute girls.

>game lets you pet the dog/have several special interactions with NPCs
>game is priced fairly, taking into account who developed it, how many team members, how much play and replay value there is, average campaign completion time, and other content available
>game is charming in some way or another
>game has good graphics/good artstyle
>moderate to heavy character customization
If a game fits at least three of these, chances are I'll definitely consider it.

Is Bloodborne 2.

my nigga

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based. truly based. sadly there are no games that combine great gameplay with yuri only

Oh, I almost forgot the number one most important thing:
>game is not SJW garbage/has any meaningful levels of shilling for leftist politics
I say this as someone who fits the "classical liberal" political sphere, by the way.

dishonored has shit animations
the world building is the best feature of that series

the game needs to have a spammer class
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Tranny jokes.

>Adolf Hitler
aren't you supposed to be dead

3. playable character

Now I will buy your game

that was for a joke in another thread I thought it would go away when I turned my computer off

>aren't you supposed to be dead
There is no proof that he died.

I ain't afraid of no data cap

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Why aren't kemonos and kemomimi real, fuck

Levels with a lot of verticality in them
Uncommonly used setting (19th century fantasy game as opposed to medieval fantasy the hundredth time)
Can gay romance a cute boy

>Why aren't kemonos and kemomimi real, fuck
>bringing politics into the thread

There are literally no games that do this nowadays.

If it has soul, which is a rarity nowadays. Like Bloodborne, Dark Souls, GGXrd, Tekken 5, Suikoden 2/3/5, etc

nani

Vore
Very gorey ryona
Slavery

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they got nuked during ww2

Also petrification

die

i don't think snuff is his fetish

make good game put it on platform that I use

If I had ingested onions enough throughout my life that my brain was mutated into a gross amalgamation of male and female traits that one single thing was a determining factor in whether I buy some game. Luckily I haven't and I'm not some twitter faggot that claps after every word.

Only if its a pretty girl.

>phone posters

Maybe if the japanese got nuked a couple more times we'd have real animalpeople today

>Game has a moral system
>You can play as an absolute angel and by the end game everybody acknowledges it

Thats a buy for me

i dont like you

Nazis are the bad guys. Fuck le nazis! Ebin!

this but replace slavery with cute girls being sold to other cute girls for food

You'd probably like me if you knew me.

Mature feets, and plenty of them.

nothing lol

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non-white male protagonist

Vore
Mind break induced personality death
Transformation
Body Horror
Lactation

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>Game has a morality system
>option that is a bit of a dick move for the short term but will help humanity fend of an ancient evil is the 'bad' option

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Seethe nazi

Literally the modified fev in fallout 3

i do believe you are wrong to assume that

no drm
split screen
modding support
dedicated servers
free content updates

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haha isn't it funny when female characters get hurt?

it is not, you stinky bitch

Yeah its really funny when girls suffer, lol.

no

Big fluffy milkies

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More!!

PEAR-SHAPED
ANIME
WOMEN

artist?

pic-related

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I play games literally every day and I haven't bought a game since 2009. Imagine spending money on things you don't need.

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Is this shit megane sensei demon fusion

I think it's Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth

>Game has a moral system
>The evil options actually have a bad ending that makes you feel bad instead of just making you stronger and cooler-looking
Devs keep forgetting that being nasty is easier than being nice, they need to stop rewarding people for it

oh, thanks, I'll buy the pc port

It’s affordable and looks like something I’m willing to play for more than a month.

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Fun movement mechanics
Space travel
Dominant girls.
Witches

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why did she turn into a whore, go back

why not both?

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Remove the fluffy part and we got a deal

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Left's body, right's head

Customization robots.

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Combos
Cancelling tech

fpbp /thread

Tits &&/|| Ass

Im huge sucker for Mods and Character/NPC editor, too bad most games go for either only main character editor make the NPC one is extremely limited and doesnt allow to exchange them with other people.

>A plot that isn't shit
>No 'always online' DRM (no DRM in general)
>A UI and server browser that isn't fucking garbage
>Full game experience that actually feels complete and polished
>Singleplayer campaign that provides at least three days worth of entertainment from beginning to end
>Co-op capable
>Full mod support, dev tools available
>Decent graphics
>Good melee combat (see Dark Messiah of Might & Magic as an example)
>Features butterfly knives and switchblades
>Realistic, customizable firearms/loadouts (preferably licensed, also bows/crossbows are cool too)
>Realistic armor and damage systems
>AI that doesn't suck; will act independently but also follow commands when given, aren't immortal bullet sponges but also aren't oblivious until they randomly knee jerk, spin 180 degrees and headshot a guy 500+ meters away behind dense vegetation
>If it's a tacticool game then it should require teamwork, and said AI should stack up on doors and constantly communicate amongst each other and with the player(s)
>Actually spoopy and/or awesome if it's a horror game; doesn't have a bunch of stupid bullshit jumpscares (Cry of Fear / Silent Hill / STALKER)
>At least 200 licensed vehicles if it's a driving game, preferably realistic prices, handling, damage, and actually requires fuel (also detailed customization would be great)
>Is basically The Sims + GTA, owning and customizing homes, needing to eat, having an open world to explore with a full day/night cycle and weather, etc.
>Modern day Silent Hunter with nuclear submarines, or some kind of modern naval simulator
>Linux support
>VR support
>If it's somehow all of the above

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This was an improvement until the Peg Bundy face reveal

Never played RPGs? And no, faggot shit jrpgs don't count.

nothing because i'm not an ESL

...but the grammar's perfectly fine

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I'm afraid that unless you know 2+ languages yourself, you're too dumb to call others ESL.

gottem

>I was only pretending to be retarded

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There was no reason to pretend anything, there's no joke
You just look more dumb now you're trying to claim this

It's 60 minutes long and costs 20 dollars?

Based.

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I only buy multiplayer games, just pirate everything else.

>iPhone
>Absurd cellular data usage
Checks out

Combat reminiscent of Dragon's Dogma
Character customisation allows making tall muscular women
Gore\Dismemberment the closer to Jedi Outcast\MGR- the better
Tomboy characters (romanceable)

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Is this the Nights of Azure game that was posted earlier?

That's Nights of Azure 2

>is 2D with a nice art direction
>no SJW/political agenda faggotry
>isn't a roguelike/-lite
>gameplay vid looks appealing
>actually playing it looks promising
>has a physical release

It is amazing how fucking difficult it is to find games that meet this criteria.

>All proceeds from the sale of this product will go to : secure.actblue.com/donate/reddit-for-bernie #feelthebern

characters aren't intentionally uglier than what they could be

>Can be pirated
I will now consider buying your game after playing through it in full and seeing if it is worth my HARD EARNED money.

I this for factorio and bought it twice since I forgot it was on steam

based

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God I wish more devs would understand this. Fun gameplay > boring realism too.

Thanks

Like Fable 3 if you dont pay for everything via your rent incomee and grinding the music minigame for an hour or so

Source?

It's stale bait newfaggots

kidz sacrifice

I'm a women and have size 12 feet. I got teased for it growing up, at my prom my date tripped over his own feet and my entire school started making fun of me and yelling how I have hobbit feet. Main reason why i'm pretty much asexual now.

>asexual
No, you are just fat

Anime titties

>I'm a women

My BMI says otherwise, fat people disgust me more than anything else.

omorashi content

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No "diversity"

A game that offers 50+ hours of gameplay.

GOTY Edition on sale for less than 20 bucks

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Skilltrees or some level up system where I can get everything but not all at once.

Devil may cry but the Puzzles, platforming and level design are all good.

but they are still RPGs and some of them have really good customization

National Dex gets added back. That's literally the minimum to expect from a Pokémon game and yet Gamefreak has stooped to a new low.

Black Mesa does that, but you get few lines about how they should stay and wait for rescue team or try to communicate with other facilities