Only those who know the deepest Elder Scrolls lore can come through here

Only those who know the deepest Elder Scrolls lore can come through here

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Stars are holes

CHIM is actually just using the command console.

gay niggers come from outer space

Argonians are naturally the best race.

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Argonians can change genders by asking the Hist trees and performing a creepy lizard ceremony. Genders are called "life stages".

It was all a dream.

Tiber Septim was an orc.

The whole game takes place on an asteroid that a mining ship was harvesting before the a.i went rogue, Pelinal is a robot from the future.

Never should've come here.

So that means none of the writers who worked on Skyrim can pass.

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Argonians have tits to hold excess Hist to feed their children post-birth to aid in their growing. Hist-less Argonians are usually motherless, and outside of Argonia (Black Marsh); as a result, these Lizardfolk are discriminated againt.

More hist in the tit? The more the argonian of Argonia? The bigger the Hist tit's?

more hist, more tit

Dragons got fucked up by cliff racers badly.

BY THE NINE DIVINES WE NEED TO EXPLOIT THIS!

Why are argonians so sexualized in the games
>Lusty argonian maid
>Hist Tits
>Gravelley, sultry voice acting

I'm not complaining, I encourage it. Fuck Khajit though.

The dream is shaped like a wheel.
May I enter?

WAIT NO WHAT

There are no extinct races, time travel exists and i'm convinced some time travelling wizard order has been carefully going through time to make sure atleast a portion of every race survives, if only so they can study its magic, culture and language

Explain their relation to the Dwemer and Yagrum Bagarn.

All the races of men descend from the nords who came to Tamriel from another continent in the distant past

Watch the sky.

simple, they read up on dwarf history, read that they dissapeared in that one year they fucked with the heart, time travelled to before that, were like ''you're all gonna vanish but some of you can come with us'' and took some of them (likely scholars, top tier mages) with them to their secret magic base, probably in another dimension or plane of existence, and they left yagrum because they knew Divayth would want to study him and the corprus

Red Guards are not their real name. The Aldmeri Dominion changed their name after conquering them to hide the fact that they are actually niggers

lusty argonian maid is an autobiography

Convince me that this order of time travelling wizards wasn't founded by the Dwemer after they were displaced in time and space for messing around with the heart.

Every dwarf dissapeared except for yagrum, it's possible others that were in another plane (like yagrum was) came back and saw what happened and started it, all i know is there's probably a magical order out there, somewhere, in another plane of existence or their own realm of oblivion that have made it their mission to preserve the races and lost magic of tamriel, i'm sure of it

Literally wrong. There were men who came earlier and were enslaved by the aylieds. Stop posting misinfo

argonians are gay little baby dragons

look at the sky

Akavir is both to the East of Tamriel and also in the future.

Redguards and Argonians were able to survive a kalpa

the nirn is actually not the main planet

the entire universe is a collective dream by gods

>marrow wind
>sky rim
>daggerrrr fall

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Are Argonians the best race in all of Tamriel? Think about it.
>extremely resistant to poison and disease, literally live in a rotten swamp
>tough scales and high regeneration
>overthrew morrowind with a bunch of sharpened sticks
>HUGE lizard tits

The Hist's dream engineering is the only hope for happiness but potentially doomed to failure
Asking the Hist for something is probably fruitless
There's absolutely zero in-universe reference to this but it is a perfectly fine explanation

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no, no and no, and it's morrow, if anything, as in the morrow's wind? you don't think anything through, do ya

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Pic related

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I want to FUCK an Argonian

>rieklings are snow elves
source for that?

Goddamn you Todd, stop making me want to play fucking Skyrim again.

>But they aren't the apex predators of that swamp nor do their Hist Tree-masters want them to be
>Scales ain't shit against steel or magic
>No the entirety of Morrowind but for sure put them on their ass
>Scalies pls go
Honestly pic related could take them out

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There are three better games in the series. Just play them.

>The origins of Rieklings are a mystery to the people of Tamriel. The local Nords believe them to be descendants of the snow elves, related to the other elven races, but this claim is not supported by scholars.

What are the apex predators? Are there big ass crocodilians or something? Black Marsh is woefully underexamined.
Hist > Daedra and Divines

Orcs are elves

I got the jist of this hist tip

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Iirc a lot of npcs in bloodmoon say they think rieklings and snow elves are the same thing but nobody knows for sure

There are imperial space stations in orbit but they cant get to them anymore because all the huge moths they used to turn into cyborg space ships died.

There is third dark moon than only the Khajjits can see

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Honestly the literal Vermintide. Read the Argonian Account. Shit is crazy.

There is only 8 gods

Water is memory, all water flows to Black Marsh.
The Hist need water (Memory) and light from aetherius (Magic) to grow. Which means they probably know and recall most events that's ever happened on Tamriel.

Also Hist-tree = History.

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Wrong. Talos mantled even if it was three people initially. Further the Redguard progenitors bought their inter-dimensional God with them.

Reminder that the Hist predicted the Oblivion Crisis, and called the Argonians back in time telepathically to successfully drive back the Daedra.

>nigger god is literally named HoonDing
Why is Bethesda so based, bros?

>much of the lore was community driven
>the game was about dungeon crawling and RL-esque procedural rather than some gay as themepark cinematic shit
How didn't it go wrong sooner is a better question. I unironically blame Todd and morrowind

They also "climed" to the moon in a massive collective moon sugar high

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Not sure about that. I definitely think the Hist-masters knew something bad was coming their way but no clue as to the specifics.
Or they simply saw the signs. Remember that there had been unrest in Cyrodiil and in the provinces for a long while. Legions were called back to the capital before the Crisis and the Hist-masters called their native troops back as the auxiliaries left.

Is the Mane it's own form? And what form does it look most like?

The Redoran control gravity

I think it can be any form but in order to obtain the mane they need to complete the travel to the moon, touch the god and come back in one piece

>Are there big ass crocodilians or something?
Also yes. They're called Swamp Leviathans. Honestly the Argonian Account is a fucking great insight into Argonia and a look into how the Empire completely failed in anything related to Argonia.

It's exactly what happened though. They also ingested more hist sap in order to become more resilliant and ready for combat. Pic related.

>In the Third Era, the Hist used their influence to call Argonians from across the Empire back to Black Marsh. Having foreseen the Oblivion Crisis, the Hist (through the An-Xileel) ordered the Argonians to assault the invading Daedra. The Argonians poured into the Oblivion Gates with such ferocity that Dagon's lieutenants had to close them.

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What the fuck is a Hist anyway?

But it's also what moon you're born under that determines your form and the Mane is born under a rare lunar alignment so he must have his own form right?

>khajiit get so fucking high that their physical bodies change
How good of a drug is Skooma and Moon Sugar by extension?

The mane is a special and unique form of khajiit but is only born during a very specific lunar event when a third moon appears and there can only be on mane at any given time. Other khajiit often shave off their own manes in deference and brade them into locks that are fastened onto the manes mane resulting in something like pic related.

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I want to be fucked by cathey rhat and senche rhat

Alien trees that collect memory and magic and acts as beacons. They do not share any ancestry with any other living thing on Nirn except Argonians whom they communicate telepathically with.

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I didn't know they directly foresaw the Oblivion Crisis. I just thought they knew some bad shit was going to happen so decided to get ready to rock n roll on some smoothskins.

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It's so fucking good that humans, elfs, argonians and orcs get addicted really fast and the Khajjits control the biggest drug market in Skyrim they are so fucking rich that any other noble in the continent

Hist know a lot of shit simply because when the whole world is getting rebooted Hist stays the same as it is not affected by the rebirth process.

The entire universe is just a dream, its time for the godhead to wake up.

Their physical bodies do not change because of Moon sugar or drugs though. Their bodies are different from when their born depending on which lunar event they're born during. pic related.

Khajiit are also resistant to some degree to moon sugar. Much more than the other races and they use it in different rituals and put it on sweet cakes and the likes.

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>Fuck khajit
I wish I had a qt khajit gf to fuck

The entire universe is just a dream and Lorkhan gave up his divine heart and tricked the other Aedra into creating Mundus so that someone else could achieve Amaranth and continue the dream.

Mundus is a prison constructed with limits in order for us to overcome them and continue existance.

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CHIM should honestly be entry tier. It's the go to hurrr TES lore so deep lmao

>House cats actually Khajiit spies
so this is why none of the games have had domestic cats yet
truly the deepest lore

There is no deep lore, it is just neckbeards who have CHIM'd themselves into believing that the lore is deep to create depth where none had actually or ever will exist, as they leave the hold of their power weakens and it is revealed more for the shallowness it truly is, this is the root cause of lore discrepancies in recent entires.

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>anus self-insert
hot

So Hist is basically pic related but vegetarian?

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