>Greentext your recent gaming adventure/happenings
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Greentext your recent gaming adventure/happenings
Michael Nguyen
Isaac Phillips
> no
Andrew White
>musical dance number ending with the whole cast
Colton Rodriguez
>kingdom come
>infiltrate the monastary
>start talking to the other initiates, getting quests
>steal a bunch of vegetables and trade for a single lock pick
>devise a plan with the guy I'm supposed to arrest for us both to escape
>don't want to do a bunch of gay quests so I kill the guy in his sleep
>kill the librarian too for his key
>guy sleeping next to the librarian wakes up
>kill him
>steal all the books
>arrested for murder
>10 days in jail for killing three people
>get out of jail and fuck a bath wench
Evan Butler
Did you get to keep the books?
Ryan Kelly
yes stashed them in my horse before the cops got me
Jordan Gray
>was a console player most of my life
>console died
>made the transition to PC and K+M for the past 3 years
>friend decided to give me his console because he doesn't play it much
>realization you lost all muscle memory to use analog stick
>get owned in Call of Duty
>go negative every game now
>when im an average 2KD player across all COD games last time
>mfw
Will i ever reclaim my past glory lads?
Jordan Clark
Which one is your favorite?
If you're like me then no. I did the same thing and feel like a retard when I try to play fps with a controller
Lucas Myers
>be me
>be playing ac:odyssey
>go to Pephka, looking to kill a mighty Minotaur
>right in the port of Lato meet this little shit who claims to know all about the beast
>decide to let him give me a tour
>he says there's a Minotaur to kill at the end
>feelingheroic.glyph
>patiently trail behind him while he points at some of the fine Minoan statues of mighty Minotaur
>hear him talk shit about the great Theseus
>he says "I'm a greater hero anyway"
>leads me to a cavern where Minotaur is supposed to be
>it's just a bunch of thugs afterwards
>promptly lower their heights
>smack the little shit and take his money
>continue to the city
>at the entrance meet another guy offering a chance to fight the mighty Minotaur
>there are three pre-trials for a trial to kill the Minotaur
>seemslegit.shark
>sign up for it
>go to the first trial
>it's a diving competition
>the trial lady says I could just pay
>"fuck off, I'm a fucking demi-god"
>dive in.
>there are sharks in the water
>kill them with my bow and continue
>retrieve a trial coin
>go to next trial
>it's a brawling trial
>the brawler looks like a Herakles alright. lot's of people moaning around, seem to have been bested by him
>he generously offers that I pay him for the trial coin
>"fuck off I'm a fucking demi-god"
>continue to obliterate the fake Herakles in one punch
>he yields the coin and shits his pants
>the next trial is a man that lost his three kids and I need to find them
>tell Icarus to search for little shits
>his superhuman sight notices those shitheads right away
>retrieve them promptly
>get the coin
>go back to the faggot that set me up for this shit in the first place
>he shits his pants I actually finished all three trials
>he tries talking fighting the beast away
>"I'm a fucking demi-god, I will kill all beasts"
>he yields and tells me the location of the cavern where the beast supposedly slumbers
>go there with two other misthios
Connor Roberts
the thing is im not even godly with MnK but its really a once you go there there's no looking back type of deal.
Jaxon Turner
Ayden Hughes
saints row?
Gabriel Hernandez
Henry Green
Blake Jackson
cont
>the Minotaur seems to be very close to the human cities, just a horse's fart away
>whatever
>the entrance has this deep chasm, so out of curiosity I throw a torch inside. it's just water, nothing deep too
>continue into the cavern
>two other misthios got lost along the way
>too weak for a demi-god
>trek deeper into the cave
>start hearing weird noises
>otherworldly, almost mystical
>start to get excited
>kill several deathly snakes, and finally reach the main chamber
>at the center, a Minotaur's statue
>there underneath - a man with a bull's head - a mighty Minotaur!
>"I am a Minotaur, g-go down on y-your knees and s-surrender your coin!" he stutters
>he stutters
>"I'm a fucking demi-god what the fuck is going on here, you shithead"
>the two misthios from before appear
>"give us your coin or you're dead" they say
>repeat that I'm a fucking demi-god, have you not heard about me?
>they have not
>I promptly correct that mistake and shorten their average height
>I then turn to the "Minotaur" shitting himself on the ground
>he removes the mask and it is the trial guy from before
>I am left speechless to such a twist
>"explain yourself" I yell to the fraud
>he says something about his daughter being kept by the cultists
>I offer him his life for the information about the cultists
>he agrees and takes me there
>promptly dispose of a camp filled with bandits
>save his daughter and he gives me his Minotaur mask
>go back to Lato
>once there I stumble onto more Minotaur tours and more trials
>I promptly fuck off from that wretched tourist city
>go to king Minos' castle
>meet a kid there who claims his father succumbed to a real Minotaur who dwells underneath the castle
>be suspicious, but decide to follow the kid down the ruins
>it's a real fucking entrance with two colossus Minoan statutes
>you can even feel the stench of a fucking Minotaur
>there really was a Minotaur here
Camden Hall
the Minos castle is like half a kilometer away from Lato, why can't these touring companies just take the customers there?
Tyler Morgan
More of a "funny thing i discovered" but applicable
>playing Final Fantasy 7
>in the last arc of the game right near the end, before fighting Hojo
>the turks catch us and are ready to battle for the last time
>"Let's settle this right here right now!"
>instead of just going into a battle it gives you an option to say no
>try it for shits and giggles
>they basically just say "o-oh, okay" and leave
Hunter Perry
>play Morrowind because i loved Skyrim/Oblivion and literally everyone tells me it's better
>start playing it
>know somewhat how classes work from oblivion
>make all kinds of things, none end up working out for me
>get bored of pretty much every playstyle, light armor fighter, heavy tank knight, axe barbarian, mage
>feel like giving up
>think Morrowind isn't for me or that i'm just dumb
>suddenly see that spear and medium armor both level with endurance
>make speedy spear character
>its the most fun i've had with an elder scrolls game
>50 hours later and im still finding new things
I'm glad i stuck around and gave it another shot, thanks for the recommendation Yea Forums
Dylan Stewart
>Roam aimessly in a stale Heavy Metal based world trying to dig its secrets after beating the game.
>God hand
I love it!
Christopher Price
> Total War Warhammer 2
> Be supreme Skaven Lord Ikit Claw
> Be trying to recruit many Skavens into Army
> Man man things marching towards Skavenblight city
> Not worried Skaven superior
> Mfw they raid me
> Mfw another army shows up
> Mfw they siege glorious Skaven city
> 3k man things with pointy spears , stick cannons and other just waiting for me to make a move
> Break siege like a Skaven chad
> IfwinIgettoeatmybabies.exe
> CPU is sweating
> Battle begins
> Battle ends
> Skaven win
> Man man thing try to run back to their city
> MFW when green peasants show up
> MFW when sea skeletons are there with them
> RIP man things
> I attack now now
> Nuke peasant green things
> Raze city after green things all die
> Go back to chad city to eat my babies and recruit more Skaven
> Mfw Bretonnia nig nogs declare war
>Herewego'gain'gain.jpeg
End of story .
Liam Ramirez
>greentexts like a retard
>plays the reddit rats
Everything checks out.
Christian Moore
Fuck off ya leftist cuck
Colton Lopez
Nice buzzword buffet. Does your wife's boyfriend let you have seconds?
Asher Gomez
>be me flying a Space Strasserist battleship
>do nothing but explore the unknown systems
Jaxson Allen
>[literal space] Stars with a Captial word
>capitalizes random words
>doesn't know how to greentext
>doesn't know how to run a story
>posts a boring story
hello circlejerkers, how is it to be a fucking cuck?
Juan Cox
>Shadowrun: Hong Kong
>Play as a regular goon with Charisma for conversations
>Is0Bel's companion quest
>She wants me to find and beat a nerd to get a super program or other shit
>Don't really get it since I'm just a goon, but fuck it. I take my bro Duncan and head out to a convention
>Inside, there are interferences in our communications because of all the dorks around. Dorf hacker tells us to connect to an arcade machine or sth.
>We also must find a waiter suit for her
>One guy wants to sell it for 500nyuen, can lower it to 250 with my charisma
>Fuck it, try to get it for free
>Dorf waiter can give me one, but she wants me to beat a douchebag who tripped her
>ok, no prob
>We walk up to this guy, decide to hear his version of the story. Who knows, maybe the waiter dorf is fucking with me
>The guy's actually a douchebag.
>Tell him I don't want to hurt him, so I will """pretend""" to hit him.
>Relly didn't want to hurt him, but wanted to make the hit look legit
>Break his nose
>Come back to the waiter, get the suit, give it to our dorf hacker, she changes.
>Notice she actually looks pretty cute without those cyberderp markings and makeup
>wtf? I want my own brown, shortstack, dorf waifu?
>She goes to connect to a main computer to give us VIP access
>in the meantime, we must try to blend in
>Us, two musclechads, trying to be nerds
>Kinda feel like it's a chapter of "all guardsmen party"
>We talked shit to a troll who shills brain surgeries
>Forced our way into a VR stand and steal money from VRcucks
>Spot a mage who stared at a static and thought this is how computers are supposed to work.
>Talked to a guy with visible chrome on his palms about the noodle machine.
>Actually enjoying my time here, but the dorf hacker wants us to be near the VIP entrance.
>We walk up, us the arcade machine and she fixes our comm links and everything goes to shit.
Brody Garcia
cont
>Security caught her, and she's too much of an autist to talk her way out.
>tell her what to say, it actually works and they let her go. However, without that computer she can't give VIP status to us so she has to open those door manually.
>She enters an elevator with an elf inside
>She recognizes this guy, apparently he unintentionally killed a bunch of cyberhobos in ultraslums district
>She snaps and almost blows our cover, had to threat this guy that we're from Hong Kong mafia to shut him up.
>after that, security goons are trying to tackle a drunk troll
>"good luck guyz"
>Fuckers asks what is she doing here.
>The conversation requires 4INT to pass
>Too much of a brainlet
>Fuck it and start shooting
>Look up the turn queue
>the fight will involve EVERYONE, including the catering staff from before and nerds.
>Get flashbacks from Fallout's Battle of Adytum
>reload, slap 4 int points and speedrun to that moment
>Pass the check
>They leave her free
>She only has to pass a corridor to open the door
>from now on she drops her free will and will repeat everything I tell her
>What can possibly go wrong?
>A corporatecuck stands in her way, and humanoid onion starts to fuck with me
>Somehow managed to talk them down at the same time
>She finally opens the door and we can finally go beat that nerd with a program
>We find him
>don't like beating innocent people so start asking questions
>Apparently this guy was dorf's friend, and this super program is just a CD-key to unlock her memories
>He could give it to her if she just asked
>Well fuck, mission successful
>Realize we could kill a bunch of people because our autistic dorf hacker