Here's your controller bro
Here's your controller bro
Leo Ramirez
Oliver Martinez
Too many buttons my dude. And by buttons I mean legs.
Camden Hill
Things with more than 4 limbs should be eradicated
Jason Sanchez
There was a time when I used to see spiders, silverfish, crane flies etc in my house. Now I just see these fucks scurry by at warp speed every once in a while. I’m basically stuck in here with them, not the other way around.
Henry Anderson
Cute!
Jacob Morales
Sebastian Perez
fucking madcatz
Levi Lee
Your friendly neighborhood house centipedes probably devoured all of the other bugs. No need to worry!
Jonathan Miller
They're predators that eat other bugs, so they probably ate all those other things.
Brody Jenkins
if you have predators in your house it means you need to be more clean
stop leaving crumbs everywhere and clean your sink
Oliver Evans
Those leggy niggas hunt other bugs so they got rid of em for you, which honestly I'd trade a few giant leg monsters for the impossible to slaughter silverfish being eradicated
Gavin Anderson
How do these little fucks manage to catch these pests while it takes a 2 hour ordeal to smack a fly zooming around the room?
Gavin Sanchez
It was cool until the close-up of the face. It looks like a normie bug.
Andrew Gonzalez
they're fast as shit
Samuel Hernandez
No joke, House centipedes are natures fucking killing machines. You let some lose in a cockroach filled apartment, within a few days all cockroaches and any other living bug are dead.
also nice trips
Easton Anderson
Jacob Foster
I'm 100% sure I can outrun a centipede, also they don't even fly.
Michael Parker
Brandon Watson
Humans evolved to not be trifled by tiny bugs because we're way higher on the food chain, so we suck at getting rid of them. House centipedes evolved to be fucking murder monsters of every other insect within a 5 mile radius of them
Liam Hall
carbon based life was a mistake
Christian Cook
I hate bugs and I'm convined bugs would try to fuck with you if you sleep with the lights off and your house is infested with them.
Evan James
who has snakes in their house and thinks of them as just vermin? what kind of third world shit hole do you have to be in for that to be an everyday house nuisance
Luis Davis
post more cute bugs
Xavier Ramirez
This. Silverfish genocide best day of my life.
Angel Hill
Anyone else like watching these fuckers move? It's like watching a little piece of TV static manifest itself and scurry around across the floor, it feels trippy watching them go.
Carson White
Grayson Diaz
repulsive
Ethan Jones
Evan Rogers
>working on weed whacker in garage
>see a cockroach come running in through open garage door
>about to get up and stomp it
>see one of those fuckers come shooting out from under a shelf, jump on its back and bites the roaches head off
He just scurried back under the shelf and left the decapitated body lying there. Those things are metal as fuck.
Kevin Parker
Okay, then where are we going to get tentacle hentai from then?
Jeremiah Evans
i still find them freaky sometimes but then i watched one stuck in one of my basement sinks trying to climb out. it kept circling the perimeter occasionally trying to climb up with no avail. honestly it was almost hypnotizing
Zachary Harris
Carson Cooper
bees are so rad
Alexander Wilson
>late_stage_capitalism.webm
Aaron Ross
Remember though that if the hornet gets too ballsy and tries to invade the beehive they'll mob it and literally roast it alive with their body heat.
Colton Flores
but why?
Luis Lewis
>that bee in the beginning that just fucking headbutts the hornet
kickass
Luis Walker
is there video of that? i need to watch these nature documentaries, they kill each other in badass ways
Isaac Ward
Chad move by that Bee that headbutts the hornet to assert dominance
Levi Rivera
Okay so the left bumper of my xbox one controller just got broken. Is it better to fix it and continue using the controller or should I change to a new one? I've been only used it for like a year or so. Also do those knock off xbox one controllers work well? Looking at this one atm:
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Brayden Hughes
Luke Murphy
>S. coleoptrata showed the ability to distinguish between possible prey, avoiding dangerous insects. They also adapted their feeding pattern to the type of hazard the prey might pose to them. For wasps, they retreat after applying the venom to give it time to take effect. When the centipede is in danger of becoming prey itself, it can detach any legs that have become trapped.
Kevin Brown
Mason Butler
Even bees will rush in to help each other out when one is being attacked
human beings don't what does that say about humanity??
Jonathan Roberts
Jordan Hill
Centipedes are up there with house spiders as bro tier insects. They kill all the annoying shits and all the ask for is a corner to live in.
Grayson Robinson
Jose Hall
It's pretty badass, they start vibrating their wings at super speed and go above 30°c. Literally cut their lifespan in half to do it too, kamikaze fuckers, and studies showed that bees that take part in the first defense become warrior chads that continue to roast hornets alive until they die
Austin Ward
nice, bees are so cool
Luis Thompson
Henry Sanders
Centipedes evolved to be at the top of the housepest food chain while managing to be one of the least damaging or intrusive. They're scary fuckers but they are far from the worse thing to have living in your house
Jackson Johnson
You say that, until you're sleeping in a cabin in a Japanese forest, and one of these fucks airdrops itself onto your chest with a *thunk*. That'll make you grab your knife something fast.
Ryan Flores
>wtf it took all of you to kill me
Brayden Russell
/r/ing a drawfag to draw a house centipede with an accordion and a beret
Jordan Torres
IMMORTALITY SEVERED
Hudson King
If you see a bunch of them it means you have an infestation which is supplying them a food source.
Colton Collins
thank god im not a weeb o
Zachary Hill
don't centipedes get inside your ear while you sleep to lay eggs or is it just one of these latin grandma rumors?
Cooper Moore
Weebs stay in Akihabara, they don't go innawoods.
William Hernandez
>it's another le kill it with fire thread
Jacob Gonzalez
That's earwigs.
Robert Evans
Anyone have that webm of the giant beetle growing up?
Jayden Myers
After that camping anime, some of them might go innawoods.
David Miller
probably a rumor, but I have had a small roach get into my ear before. not pleasant, he fucking banged on my ear drum for dear life until i pulled him out of my ear. the sound of it all was really weird
Bentley Campbell
earwigs lay eggs in soil dipshit
Leo Roberts
this is true, there's that screen cap
Isaiah Jenkins
Nah. Spiders, however
Bentley Miller
what the fuck is whooping?
David Baker
abortions
Asher Ross
>hurr durr old wive's tales aren't real
Clever boy.
Easton Edwards
>zerg vs protoss.webm
Aiden Young
Home centipedes are based af. They kill spiders and other insect scum and are smart enough not to get in your line of sight very often
Owen Nguyen
>bees
Those be wasps, user.
Andrew Peterson
I would still shit myself if I saw one on the wall
Kayden Moore
underrated
Julian Price
>Absolutely fucking all insects outside of lady bugs, fireflys, moths/butterflies, and beetles
>My first instinct is to kill one of these things when I see one in the house, but I know they eat other insects so I have to tolerate their presence to decrease the overall number of bugs in my general vicinity
Caleb Long
Yeah, but they don't go innawoods in Japan, that's for sure. Gaijin don't, at least.
Jeremiah Flores
you just have to realize that its literally proves no threat to you. Its only defense against a human is its appearance. You can end his entire world with a simple stomp. Once youre no longer scared of them, you can start loving them
Blake Sanchez
Based bugfucker
Nolan Rodriguez
>tfw no centibros
We get mini millipedes here. They're kinda lame.
Daniel Thomas
Do these things bite people?
Ian Hill
*Absolutely fucking hate all insects
Goddamnit
Michael Brown
What's the most bro-tier bug?
Zachary Cooper
look at this minmaxing FAGGOT
10 legs what a fucking scrub
GIT GUD nigger playing on easy mode like a bitch based spiders ll show him his place
Levi Howard
moth
Jacob Perez
You do know there is a species of ladybug that eat animal flesh, like if you left i on your arm it would leave you with a red bloody line on your arm as it scurries along eating your skin
Angel Green
No, they're smart enough to stay the fuck away from people. They'd only bite you if you picked it up like OPs pic and startled it, they're never going to randomly attack a human
Andrew Morgan
A dead one
Tyler Reyes
The queens become a waste of resources.
Carter Smith
Gotta be house spiders.
>non intimidating
>stays the fuck out of your way
>kills flies, moths, and gnats faster than any insect trap could hope for
Wyatt Myers
Spider so long as they aren't in your bedroom, then they become an all encompassing nightmare because you know humans swallow 10+ spiders in their sleep per year
Alexander Mitchell
>retards that exist purely to bump into your screen, cast annoying shadows around, and spread dust everywhere
>bro-tier
yeah alright dude