AAAHHHH ELDEN RING

I mean you have 6 games to base an opinion off of whether you like fromsoftware's style or not. You can formulate your own opinion right?

>5 vowels
where are the other 3?

It's "URGH, ELDEN RING"

MUUUAAAHHH THE ELDEN RING

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I E U.

have you not heard of 'a e i o u'?
fucking mutt education I swear

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK SPICS FUCK KIKES AND MOST OF ALL FUCK JANNIES, THE ELDEN RING

I've loved literally every fromsoft game so far, but the trailer reeks of everything I hate about rpgs.

>goofy looking armor
>stupid sounding name
>cliched story

So I'm concerned about it

EEEEEEEH THE ELDEN RING.

ECH THE ELDEN RING.

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I don't think you've ever played Eternal Ring have you?

ARA ARA THE ELDEN RING

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aaaaahh ooooooohh AAAAAAH IM IM I AAAM COOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ELDEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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everything after ds1 except bloodborne shouldn't have happened. fight me

Sounds like you've already made up your mind. This is why you hate everything

elden ring? ooooOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>It's "OOOOOH" you god damn retard. There's only 5 vowels and you still manage to fuck it up.

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I honestly have no idea how you even come to that conclusion. We know literally nothing about the story in any form, how the fuck can you even pretend to know it's cliched or what it's even about. Sekiro is their only recent game that had any kind of actual story to it so there's not much to base the theory on either.
I'm also not sure how you can claim the game has goofy looking armor when we've seen very limited footage and the name isn't anything special.

How is the name or any armor you've seen any more ridiculous than dark souls which you claim to love?

AAAAH THE ELDEN

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What's wrong with the name?

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you're thinking of syllables you mong

"Elden Ring" sounds like the name a fifth grader would give an an RPG, has a goofy made up word "elden" and ring, a pretty (lotr)

Armor looks too jrpg for my taste, dark souls was sometimes goofy but was more dark fantasy

Again, these are just first impressions.

this game isn't going to actually release

"why"

>Armor looks too jrpg for my taste
You know they're a Japanese company, right? Fucking normalfags.

Hardest I've laughed all week user thank you I needed it

I doubt you could even imagine it Yea Forums

It's gonna be episodic and we'll never get passed episode 5 :^)

shut the fuck up faggot

Awww~ Aladdin Ring

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!? ERUDEN RINGU DESU-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!?!?!??!?!?!??????????

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"Elden Ring" sounds like the name a fifth grader would give an an RPG
And 'Dark Souls' doesn't?

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YOU PICKED THE WRONG RING, FOO

Best girl
after Xenovia

>goofy looking armor
I don't see how it's goofy in any way, but okay
>stupid sounding name
Nigger what? Elden Ring sounds fucking cool and mysterious. Like, what does elden mean, is it a name, an adjective? Is it an actual ring you can wear, or some structure like the ringed city, or the name of a faction?
>cliched story
Ah yes, all those stories about a smith cumming over a ring while his body turns into stone and crumbles

youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELDEN RING

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Man I haven't heard that in years.

*huff*
*huff*
ELDEN
*huff*
RING

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OOOOOOHHHHH ELDEN RING~

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>after ds1
>not Demon souls
kill yourself normalfag

I agree with you sir!

Ellen Ring is sure to be a riveting success to blow my coom socks right off! I think it would be really fucking epic if there was a dragon or two and maybe a hobgoblin!

Anyway I just wanted to congratulate you on your post.

Bravo sir, bravo!

>not King's Field
end yourself cumstain

Kek

If it's Sekiro level good I'll be satisfied, chances of From ever topping Bloodborne are pretty much non-existent

How would they top Kino: The Video Game?

Amputee-chan is my waifu

GAAAAAMEPLAAAAAAY

"Uh-huh-huh KIMOCHEEEEEEEE~NO! Onee-samaaa~ ahhuh ha ha, gomenasai oneesama...ha ha..." Elden Ring.

youtube.com/watch?v=qSggtXbusdE

classic

>it's going to be shit, isn't it?

Mayhaps it will be a mummer's farce.

generic

And Dark/Demon Souls isnt?

I kinda like the more high-fantasy art direction, at least it's not DaS4 or BB2
leave ripping off the dark fantasy style of Souls to indie "soulslikes"

>another multiplatform title
Sony should just buy fromsoft, a game has much more worth when it's exclusive

The mere possibility of this post being written unironically hurts my soul

im seriously fucking worried this game is gonna go full anime and I won't be able to enjoy it due to shitty artstyle. the souls games were mostly semi-realistic with some anime tint because of it's berserk inspiration, sekiro managed to be attractive hapa saves japan despite being a fake period piece.

the reveal trailer for oooh elden ring though, it's really hard to tell with the mostly covered faces and I'm scared bros

if anything, it will go full LotR instead of anime

>Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.
why would you ever get this fat fuck to write your game for you?

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I hope they do a twist 1/3 into the game and the whole thing is sci-fi

>>goofy looking armor
Present in souls games
>>stupid sounding name
King’s Field
Shadow Tower
Dark Souls
Bloodborne
>>cliched story
Oh come on we barely know anything. Go watch the DS2 trailer, that had cliches up the ass.

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>Sekiro is literally a filler game
>still pretty great
Elden Ring will probably be good

that's actually fairly likely, one of GRRM's books is about a weird medieval society and one of the big twists ends up being that the society takes place on earth in the far future when the planet has been thrown out of orbit and has become a rogue planet

then it's actually less likely, he wouldn't do the same thing twice

Who's Sunset?

the warrior slut has a detachable mechanical arm so you're probably not far off.

kek

There are people that have said the same shit about every from game, you faggot.

AHHWAH Elden Ring

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Sekiro not having dlc frustrated me until I realized that it meant elden ring is out of this world

>Elden
>Made up word

BRUH

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wut gaem is this

anyone noticed how the music in trailer is essentially just demon's souls theme remix?

>elden ring

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holy shit

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Yo check out that hand.
Crazy long thumb and lizard skin.

>From ever topping Bloodborne

The souls game released prior to Bloodborne are better than Bloodborne.

AUGH ELDENRING HUGH HUUUHHH

Mortal Kombat II. It goes AHHWAH when you perform the stage fatality and hold down.

you're actually retarded, use your damn ears

A E I O U Y Ä Ö Å

what?

>fromsoft "gameplay"
>george r martin "writing"
is this the video game equivalent of fucking black men

she's literally a Valkyrie you actual degen

This is really stupid considering the content you get in ds1,2,3

she's a Berserk reference

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even better

AAAHHHH KOS...

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>user’s “reply”
Is this the Yea Forums equivalent of being a soiboycuck?

Like Dark Souls 2?

Go look at promotional material for das1 retard.
And Elden Ring is actually a lot less retarded than "Dark Souls" which is just a 5th grader trying to sound edgy.

You sound like an asshole that hates things before they come out

dark souls isn't anime retard, it's flat out western medieval fantasy with an injection of berserk.

Some people faint from needles

uuuuuuuuuuh Elden Ring?

every miyazaki game ever made is a berserk reference

>with an injection of anime
Good job.
Now go watch a trailer and relize how stupid you are.
>aniome has never been based on western culture before
Extra retarded to think theres never been anime about knights before.

Heres the thing. Western medieval knights dont parry giant demons

takes a weeb to think everything made in fucking japan is anime.

Takes a retard to think dark souls isnt weebshit when its literally a jrpg

Even their shittiest games were good so no probably not

>dark souls isn't anime retard, it's flat out western medieval fantasy with an injection of berserk
The daughters of izalith are based on western medieval fantasy?
The TONS of other non-western cultures that have entire areas based on them are western medieval fantasy?
The overall mythos and fact that its still apeing Kings Field lore is western medieval fantasy?
You sure the DLC featuring the flippy swordsman himself isnt anime?

Yes we all know that SOuls is presented with a basis in medival style worlds but it honestly stops there. Nearly all their content is either straight out of past from games (which are even more jrpg than souls) or berserk (which is literally weebshit)

Honestly everything by Myazaki is either

>Berserk reference
>Demon's souls reference
>or bith

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP
JUST MAKE BLOODBORNE 2 YOU FUCKS
THIS SOUNDS AND LOOKS SOOOOO FUCKING STUPID GODFUCKINGDAMN JUST MAKE A BLOODBORNE 2 ALREADY
YOU TALENTLESS HACKS. MAKES SENSE WHY YOU WOULD TEAM UP WITH THAT LAZY FAT FUCKING SHIT WRITER TO MAKE THIS GAY ASS SHIT

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>berserk (which is literally weebshit)
Berseker is western fantasy.

Imagine thinking that the setting alone is what determines the content of a work of art like a book/manga.

AAAHHH ELDEN BING

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Rehab.

We know a little place in the american far west, where Charlie Briggs creates the finest rings

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Can I get uuuuuuuhhhhhh Elden Ring

something something book covers

Even the PS2 games user?
Be honest

You're literally just actively searching for reasons to hate it.