Headphone jack on the bottom again

>headphone jack on the bottom again
are these cu9nts fucking serious? how am i supposed to rest this against a table as i play?
same fucking issue every single 3ds had

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make a hole on the table, then put the wire through it

>how am i supposed to rest this against a table as i play?

we got a product for you, its called the nintendo switch ;^)

Just don't buy the gimped version.

>actually buying any re-release of a nintendo console
they almost always follow the rule of "1 step forward, 2 steps back"
except with the switch lite, it's 3 steps back

It is designed as handheld only. Either hold it in your hands or drop it on the floor.

You just hate nintendo

>again
The Switch's headphone jack is on the top. The fuck do you mean "again"?

i mean with the ENTIRE FUCKING DS LINE

But this is a Switch, not a DS.

its still their current handheld system

Ironic, because everyone complained when the Switch came out that they hated the headphone jack being on the top because of how the cord drapes down and has to wrap around the back. Guess you just can't please everyone.

Should be on the side

on a joycon?

>Should be on the side
Where your hands go?

hmmmm

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on top you can still use it docked

It’s on the top, dingus.
Clearly just a shitposting thread by someone who doesn’t actually own one.

i watched a teardown it was clearly on the bottom

Aren't most headphone connectors L-shaped nowadays?

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I guess they just built mine upside down then, huh

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you can see it on the top

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Just hold it fatty.

I'd hate them too if they kept monkey-pawing their console revisions. DS Lite was a fluke.

fuck no

Lose weight fatass, holy shit.

>bottom

are you holding it upside-down the toggle is on top of the lite m8

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DSi was better than DS Lite, though. Wasn't it? Been forever since I've played any kind of DS, but IIRC the only downgrade was that DSi couldn't play GBA games anymore.

the DS lite with the blue top and the black bottom was the nicest thing around. kinda bummed i gave it to my younger cousin

>OP makes false statement
>thread just blows up into mindless Nintendo hate

hmm

it really wasnt any better than the lite, it just had an eshop and and XL version if thats your thing

And a built-in internet browser, and cameras, and media player, and SD card slot, and it was way lighter with a much better battery life.

My hand is at a weird angle holding the damn thing dumbass. I’m 6’1’’ and 180 pounds

oh guess i was wrong
welp carry on then the switch lite is infact perfect

nope, charging port has no reason to be on bottom when you cant dock it

gain weight you rail looking fuck

My hand for reference for this dingus.

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god dammit you are right should have put exhaust o-n the bottom and the port on top

damn bro you dumb as fuck i feel bad for your parents

see

Who rest their consoles on a table?
Maybe it that shit has joycons but why do you want to play it resting escapes my mind.
Also has been pictures of evert angle of it since the first announcement you already know the jack was on bottom why bring it now, it's shit yeah, but if you don't like it dont bought it and live your life you little crying faggot.

why would you play like this

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see
i was mistaken

Then I was too, now let's discuss how ugly the colors are or something

how easy is data transfer and cloud saving? Was thinking about buying one but I'd want to play it on the go here and there, as well as easily play the same save file on my regular switch on a TV.

I rest it on my chest ... Same problem

Then just undock the normal one and don't overcomplicate it.

Don't like the normal in handheld mode. Too big and clunky and no d-pad.

I think the bigger problem is how the fuck does it not have bluetooth? Didn't the vita have it back in 2011?

they dont want people finding a way to sync controllers that wont break

I LOVE NINTENDO

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but why

ill probably pull the trigger on one of these when a cool special edition comes out. pokemon doesnt cut it for me, that shits gay