>How did you die?
>I held my wee for a Wii for too long
How did you die?
Samuel Price
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Juan Anderson
>Why is your name Dhovakin?
>My parents wanted a free copy of Fallout 76
Cooper Evans
why he's so fucking red?
Lucas Reed
Embarrassment.
Jason Myers
He's mad about being the child of a g*mer
Josiah Roberts
player rolled redguard, skintone 255,0,0
Adrian Edwards
thu'um
Elijah Roberts
it wasnt from a ruptured bladder. drinking that much water dilutes your system and everything goes to shit.
Noah Kelly
Is that better or worse than the child named Reimu or that other child named Sephiroth?
Jose Hill
At least Reimu is a real name in a real language.
Andrew Reed
He's preparing to do a shout
Blake Gonzalez
>How did you die?
I was american but didn't have the freedom to play with my wii.
Ryan Johnson
Janny
Eli Martinez
Dominic Green
What a shitty way to die.
Gavin Evans
Water claims another victim
Jonathan Morgan
The woman who's died because of water was a rather sad death, despite being a very silly one too.
Didn't she want the wii for her kid?
Imagine your mom goes out to compete in a contest to get a gift for you, and she fucking dies trying not to disappoint you.
Josiah Bailey
You’d think they would have done research before green lighting the stunt.
Jayden Foster
>Female officer
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Jaxon Sullivan
Let's be real here- who in normal life had ever heard of water poisoning? Before this happened, at least.
Aaron Smith
imagine wanting your sub 3-year old to interact with any type of screen at all
Ian Gray
Your mom didn't love you, user?
Angel Green
Eh havent americans heard of what happens when you drink too much water?
Your brain cells explode.
Matthew Young
Poor kid. I hope they're doing okay.
Ian King
Reimu is actually kind of cute
Wyatt Lopez
>Pokémonreview.jpg
Carson Sanchez
Nothing strange here. Cops these days are trained to shoot first and ask questions later if they feel even remotely threatened by anything around them. The DA will just sweep it under the rug saying the officer's actions were justified since they 'perceived a threat', whether that threat was real or not.
Around american cops these days, literally don't do anything. Don't gesture, don't hold anything in your hands, don't move in any way, and don't say anything you don't have to, or you might be another justified homicide.
Isaiah Evans
I remember learning about it in PE.I would think it's the sort of thing that sticks in your head, that you can die by drinking too much water.
Matthew Cruz
alcoholic
Parker Wright
>Reimu
nobody would question him if he named her Marisa
Aaron Phillips
>overweight
>wii
>dreamed of being a muh "please fuck my wife while i get shot at overseas" reen
Eh, the cop saved everyone a couple headaches
John Watson
>fatass
There is no way he would have been able to join the marines.
Isaiah Bailey
>Around american cops these days, literally don't do anything. Don't gesture, don't hold anything in your hands, don't move in any way, and don't say anything you don't have to, or you might be another justified homicide.
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Luis Watson
I heard about that in school. Having too much of one thing is never good.
Dominic Gray
black too
Andrew Nguyen
He’s charging up his lazer