Untitled Goose Game Thread

The short time you play it is fun but I'm not sure its worth 20 or even 15 really.

Where, user? I've had no luck.

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This is literally a babies game. Given, there's nothing wrong with not challenging yourself and just turning your brain off. I just felt kind of felt a little salty nobody warned me before I bought it.

What platforms is it on? PC only?

igg-games.com/untitled-goose-game-free-download.html

It's on Switch right now and it has a page on Steam, but it isn't available yet.

PC/Switch

Some puzzles are tricky and require awareness. The one thing I loved about the game is just how much of a nice break it is from everything else.
And being an asshole of a goose is cathartic.

>was looking forward to playing this
>EGS

Ah. Ok.

just pirate it steamcvck

Legit? I downloaded it but the file size is only 301 mbs.

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i dont understand the hype around this game. its just fucking goat simulator with an "art style"

>its just goat sinulator
You're a goose.

it's streamer bait

It's fun to be a goose.
That's about it really.

Was there really hype? I bought it because the trailers looked interesting.

this isn't a virus right

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cheers m8

get fucked

This seems to be more of a puzzle game where you manipulate AI to help you accomplish tasks.
Never played Goat Sim, though.

the game is actually 300mb
t. downloaded from tpb

Thanks, anons.

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Hi mr marketer, can you tell me the requirements for your game?
Sure it looks sinmple as fuck, can I run it on my toaster? It can run Dead Space 2 1080p high quality.

I'd pay max 1 dollar for a 2 hour game

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The game is four hours long, unfortunately.
Good four hours, though.

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And he just throws everything that doesn't belong in his yard into hers. Nothing about their relationship says "good neighbors."

Metroid is a 3 hour game.

NES games were incredibly short, but things have changed a lot

I was really hoping for the postgame challenge where you have to get thrown over the fence you could trick him into throwing you over by bringing over the fake one.

is the game literally called untitled?

It's funny and well made

It's called Untitled Goose Game, which was their working title. They were talking about changing it, but I guess decided not to. It's a pretty iconic name, anyway.

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Havent gotten any viruses yet from this site.

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This game smell like soi.

it's soi latte, but nobody can speak and there's no flags, so it's still moral to pirate and plau

Thanks

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based

A lot of the NPCs being brown may seem like onions at a glance but then you realize you spend most of the game torturing them so it's secretly redpilled.

now THIS is podracing

It was also fairly obtuse and moderately challenging, which meant a blind playthrough could easily twice that amount of time. Also the game came out more than 30 years ago, and a lot of games from that period are available for just a couple bucks or sold in collections with 40 other games.

dog edit pls

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Seems like one of those games where you can just watch someone else play it and get about the same value out of it.

anyone have the version where the dog has his glasses?

that fucking dog

It's a charming little stealth puzzle game where you get to fuck with people. What's not to like?

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>steamcucks so buttblasted they get mad at free legal games

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anyone know differences between the pc and switch version, might pick up the switch version just so i can bring it to friends and laugh at stupid shit with them

how many of the "to do (as well)" did you get done before they were revealed? i wanna know how evil Yea Forums is.
i got
>lock out gardener
>trip boy in puddle
>trap boy in garage
>catch an object as it's thrown over the fence
fuck off zoomer
fuck off birdbrain
fuck off underage
fuck off incel
just pirate it my dude. it's definitely worth a play if the idea of being an asshole in a small 4-level sandbox appeals to you.
literally nothing.
theres like 2 hallways that end in nothing that are obvious free dlc pathways

grabbin it now, thx user

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>mfw the tone shift of that end segment and the ending

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>light theme
Why?

That's what I'm doing if only because Epic and I can't be arsed to pirate indie games.

Geese are horrific

One dollar one hour

I'm sorry to hear about your personality disorder

You shouldn't of locked that lady in the garage, look at what happened to her.

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it's published by the creators of that yellow brick playdate that was hyped for no reason, and being sold on tim's store
work it out

people it's made by aussie leftoids

Is it better to play with mouse and keyboard or controller?

how the fuck do you get the old guy to wear his sun hat

pluck the rose you can probably figure out the rest

Did you get to the post game yet?

Did you get to the interconnected level boogaloo yet?

I used the tan crate and dropped shit next to it. Unga'd his hat by forcing my way on top of the crate and grabbing it when he stooped down.

pls respond

I played it on my switch and the controls were absolutely fine

It's an art game. Had I known its length I would have waited for a $10 price tag.

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If he's motived to use the garden trowel(little flowerpot shovel), he gets down on his hands and knees, at which point you can sneak up on him and steal the normal hat off his head. Then, if he's bald, you can retreive the sun hat by dragging the cooler in front of it, and spam your wings/sprint to poorly climb on top off it to get the sun hat, which you can then give to him to wear.

If it will support mod levels and objects I can see this game blow up much bigger considering the dedication people that are given a chance to mod games.

The dev should certainly know that mods WILL keep this game alive much longer.

The dev can also take inspiration from mods to further expand the vanilla game for people that have yet to buy it.

Mods seem like they would be tricky for a game like this.

>What is he gonna do with that knife?

Become a hero.

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rip

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>cracking a DRM free 10 dollar game
You showed him steam drone :)

Pfft. What is it gonna do, stab me?

Noticed in the credits they reference that the game is made on some wacky trives land, and that sovereignty was never ceded. If it's australia, maximum overkek because fuck all abbos.

Also noticed in the production section Felix Kramer is mentioned. This is a FtM tranny previously known as Maya Kramer, and is an extreme corrupt and deranged individual well known for their helping and associating with one Zoe Quinn, who herself is connected to a ton of shady indie game dev shit. If you wondered why this game is being pushed, it's literally the next big thing from the Indie Game Illuminati.

Art game, fun concept and lots of little jokes. Pretty short. Only worth $20 if you're the type who likes to support indie devs with creative ideas. Otherwise, wait for a half off sale.

>quack when
Ftfy

these dudes have been shilling for three days now

Friend bought it for 15 bucks on his switch and we sat down and beat all the puzzles and then doing all the secrets.
It's unfortunately short but the game is honestly charming. Just a cute little game to dick about in. Would love to see DLC or more maps.
The sound design in this game is maximum fucking comfy though.

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Does flapping your wings actually do anything?
I'm actually keen to see if speed runners can break the game in weird ways.

>GRRRR STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES I WANNA TALK ABOUT PEPE
>NO NEW GAMES, ONLY SHITPOSTING ABOUT SMASH AND THE NEW BORDERLANDS GAME
>IM GONNA POST A WOJAK TOO BECAUSE CLEARLY YOURE SHILLING FUCKING NIGGERS AHHHH
Gotta love how people are quick to call paltry literal who games like this shilling when we have constant Borderlands 3 threads, a game made by a company that LITERALLY got caught shilling one of it's fucking prequels.

It's worth $15 if you're into these kind of indie experiences. Probably not worth $20 in any case

Is this game really 20 minutes long?

>Objective: Break the broom
>Broom didnt break when I slammed the garage door on it

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Me and my buddy cleared it the main game, went secret objective hunting, and goofed around and basically fully cleared the game in like 2-3 hours. Only thing we didnt touch is the "Speed Mode."
There are better games with way longer playtimes for 15 dollars, but we weren't disappointed.

>goose
>quack

Coooooom

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Oh shit it's out? It looked like some kinda mildly amusing vaporware shit, like Burrito Galaxy

Then you haven't used it very much. I got a Grim Dawn expansion through IGG that tried to install a rootkit on my PC.

OI! YOU GOT A LOINCESS FOR THAT KNOIFE GOOSE?

It's nothing like Goat Simulator. That game was a sandbox with no point, where Goose Game is a a game with a linear progression and objectives.

Just what is wrong with geese

its just goat simulator but with a bunch of boundaries and le epic goose HONK ahhahahahah

Making the lil kid kill himself is the best

Wait, this is a real game? I thought it was another "Yea Forums pretends to play a made-up game" thread.

>Entire thread is basically people saying "It's good but short and not worth 15-20 bucks"
>"Fucking shills"

All you had to do was reading the thread to realize how retarded you are. If anything this thread is the perfect example of why Yea Forums is the best place to get advice and thoughts on whether you should get a game or not. Also, I think pretty much everyone with a brain expected this game to be just a short, fun little experience where you get to act like an asshole. And sometimes that's all you need to just have a good time in a game.

I'm personally going to wait for a sale.

Reminder that Bubble Bobble is getting a 4th game this year in Europe.

Wait fuck wrong thread sorry

>1tb of goose porn

Thanks anyway user, didn't know that and I like Bubble Bobble.

What does flapping wings do?

nothing else to do in australia

Asserts dominance

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If you played something like Doughnut County than you know if it's worth money or not

Where's YOUR crown, Yea Forums?

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YOU CAN FUCKING WEAR THE CROWN?

I don't need that, I deleted that game after I got bell

You missed on like a good third of the game then

How do you make someone from outside the street buy their own shit?

how would you know what it smells like unless you consume it yourself?

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How do you open the shortcut gates with the locks?

You don't. Most gates are locked during the ending sequence, you need to go back through all the areas. They'll all reopen after you beat the game.

How do I get these people to award me a flower? I even learned how to play the harmonica for them. Who the fuck isn't impressed by a harmonica playing goose?

Finally a game for lil zoom zoom!

>he doesn't know how to play Simon says

You might have a crown, but I'm king of the garbage

HONK!

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>not on steam

Sad, I wanted to give them my money but they didn't want it. Second time this has happened lately

People are paying $60 for Link's Awakening which is a 7 hour game. I can assume that paying $10 for a 2~3 hour game is worth it.

I think it doesn't have drm

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>AAAAAHHHHH YOU NEED TO GIVE BASED GABEN A CUT OF YOUR SALES OR ELSE I'M NOT BUYING

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You would pay 15 dollars for a good movie

Suprised it took this long for wojak posters to appear in this thread, considering this game targets söyridden faggots

buy it on epicgames.com and torrent it, crybaby

Calm down vinny

I'm not a normalfag. So I wouldn't pay for them, period. also the only avengers movie I ever watched was the first one. Couldn't care less about thanos or the 9gag memes

How many games let you steal glasses from children?

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No I wouldn't

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go back

>considering this game targets söyridden faggots
Because you play as a goose?

>made by australians
Why am I not surprised.

Its indie shit for twitchfags,faggots love indie shit and Twitch.

That's why I am probably gonna get it on switch instead.

Nobody said anything about the avengers.

I'm 30 and i got a kick out of it

>what is reading comprehension for 500

if it's released on steam, and the devs wrote multiple blogs about anti epic store and anti china, definitely worth multiple copies even

but since it's on egs, just pirate it, it's cracked already

I broke all the pint glasses before I realized there was an objective tied to them, did I just brick my save?

Thank you based Tim Sweeny for paying for my copy!

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DEVILISH

Not bad for free.
Fortunately your copy has already been paid for in advance.

nah, the beermaid goes and gets new ones

Take the garden niggas trowel.

You can reset all the objects in the game.

Everyone is complaining about the pricetag
Totally fair. It really isn't worth what they're asking, but it is a great game.
If you've got $15 to burn you'll get your money's worth. Some senpai of mine do not play vidja but they liked some similar art games. Good game for to share with people who aren't into video games!

That's not how it works. You don't pirate it, you don't watch a let's play and call it a day because that is visual Piracy, you don't wait for a sale so a cheap game gets even cheaper, you buy it full price on a DRM that supports it's developers.

Tim already paid for X amount of copies, so I'm in the clear.

>Visual piracy

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audible "ohhhh" from everyone that was watching me play it

I feel like I'm too brainlet for this game. Stuck on the second "stage". Getting someone to buy something they already bought?

is that from the devs who made the donut hole game? "art" style looks the same

I have found some amusing glitches with placing the goose in the farmer's crate and then trying to grab it while still inside.
Goose is just the right size and starts to spin around like crazy.

>PREDICTABO

Okay now back to r"ddit

Why is it mostly "EGS exlusive" games that are shilled heavily nowadays? Sales not as good as expected?

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Epic doesn't advertise, so someone has to.

>chase the kid into the phone booth
>follow him inside as he shuts the door
>he panics and won't use the phone, but also won't open the door
>climb on his head and honk at him constantly

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me.

the kid's airplane

Oh fuck, of course

Makes one HMMST

Well every good game nowadays is on epic so not a suprise

Y'all need to improve your bully game.

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No, it's from someone else. It does look prety similar, I do agree

Whats the name of the game?

Untitled Goose Game
devs keep saying it doesn't have a name

That's the plan, Chink.

What a lad

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God I want to eat that ass

RULES OF NATURE

fuck that, the gardener's trowel

Will he follow you that far?

I wish I could be as autistic as you

Anyone else notice this wholesome note at the end of the credits? It's good to see them recognize that Australia is not their land and that they're just illegally occupying it by force.

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yep

They were sponsored by the Australian government, so they’ve already broke even.

based and white guilt pilled

All they did is tell the truth. Although it's yet to be seen if they'll back up their words by leaving Australia and going back to their own land.

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Nobody will remember this stupid duck in two days.

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do the chinks, poos, 'nesians lebs and sudos have to leave too

Too bad they're a dead race lmao
FOR MANDALORE

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Why would PoC need to leave? It's their land ultimately.

This.
Based Finns gave us Baba is You earlier this year and Noita in a few days.

>he has no style he has no grace
>this user has such bad taste

t. not even that user using light theme

Ok that's cringe as fuck desu
Not buying it now

based and completely ignorant of history-pilled

imagine making a 3 hour game, making it epic exclusive, then putting that stupid shit at the end lmao.

I mean, do you think it belongs to white people? Because that'd be true ignorance of history.

This is charming. But not $15 for 3 hours charming.

Good thing it went to Epic, saves me a buy until Steam sales.

>IGG

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Really? That's enough to not make you buy a game you otherwise wanted to?

It's a tiny note at the end of the credits. One that's just stating a literal fact and shouldn't even be controversial. Get the fuck over yourself dude.

it doesn't belong to chang either, son

>look at trailer on steam
>release early 2019
How has this been in purgatory for 9 months?
It does not strike me as a complex game that needs this long to iron out shit.

money talks, bullshit walks. will these white boys leave the land the stole, or will they continue to cash out on the graves of the people they stole from?

Its Victorians so it’s expected , although it’s customary to acknowledge the indigenous nation your in at functions and events.

because they probably did the same exact thing we did, just on a lesser and on a more ancient scale. Their were likely people that existed before the PoC came, and before they came and blah blah you get my point.
Sure, they lost. It's a shame and all but they're lucky we live in age of tolerance. Back in the good old days we would of just enslaved them or something as equally horrific.

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You've never met an abo have you?

Well, no, considering I live in Wales. Let's just say it's not exactly the most diverse place there is.

>house house
another fuckin faggy hipster dev like telltale. i despise the kind of people who work there.

Who does it belong to then? PoC or white people?

Pottery.

Making a Chink exclusive deal.

It belongs to the aborigines. Stop amalgamating all non-Europeans as "PoC" you disingenuous faggot.

That's what they want to be grouped as. It's not my place as a white man to decide otherwise for them.

Noita is such a Finnish name.

So how replayable is it? It looks fun but from what I've heard about it's short length I'm not sure if it's worth the price.

Great taste

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>more brown NPCs than white
>white guilt text At the end unrelated to video games entirely

No thanks

Lol it’s not like any shade of brown is good or better than white in any faculty

THE TIME HAS COME
TO PIRATE THIS GAME

They lost it by right of conquest, and instead of being proud of your forefathers deeds you're brainwashed into resenting them. Good little NPC

Thank you based Tim for paying for my copy!

I have been 1000% out of the loop on epic store bullshit, what's this meme about already paid copies?

GARFIELD!

Tim gives devs a cash bonus to go epin eggclusive so they've actually already made the money they would have off of you, ergo Tim bought all your games for you already so dont feel bad when you pirate it

Pozzed Auzzies, figures.

I sure am proud that my ancestors raped and killed so many people.

Ya'll should stop arguing about PC platform bullshit if any of you own a Switch. Shit is wildly comfy as a portable game.

wow that's awfully nice of him

>this white guilt
lmao

isnt tim just a great guy

who
cares

why
do
you
care

This is why I pirate games. Fuck developers who send their games early for streamers/youtubers.

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The sovereignty never ceded line is baffling. They got conquered, what, centuries ago? What nonsense. The Kukomolis don't rule the country.

>mfw they'll never make any money off me
>mfw this is their shill thread

Epic exclusive.

It's not guilt and it's silly to feel anything in general for the actions of others.

LOL A GOOSE
SO FUNNY AND RANDOM

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it's how you tell if an ozzie is brainwashed or not, in this case they most certainly are

you are a faggot

>Yea Forums suddenly supports Epic Store Games

What the hell happened? Please tell me this is a shill thread

It’d be pretty kino if a trailer started off with the goose running away with someones invite letter, and then get caught, but then gets revealed to be an assist trophy during the real characters reveal.

thank you Tim

people are probably just buying it on the switch, it's not like it's a performance-intensive game.

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>trip boy in puddle against car
>gets stuck in the car
>game explodes
>i bullied the game too hard

based Tim happened. fuck Gabe "salad dodger" Newell

I WANNA FUCK THE GOOSE

PORN
WHEN?

user, camwhoring is against the rules.

I'm already going over the limit man! Back off!

I finished the todo list and my game isn’t doing anything now.

What do I do?

Don't forget Environmental Station Alpha. It's a little rougher than Baba but once you hit the post-game it has much of the same charm. There are no good endings.

If something that small is enough to make you pirate a game then you must be pretty damn fragile. Do you need a safe space so that your fee fees won't be hurt by words?

>haha let's astrotuf on a site we hate
>using the same picture every time so dischord friends know it's us all the time
what a disaster of a raid attempt holy shit.

Fuck off back to plebbit, enjoy your bad shovelware even the good one is now on epic