You told me Dante would NEVER say a curse word, unlike Donte did. But explain this:
>"I can smell that piece of shit from up here. He needs to be flushed."
>"You've been chasing this for an eternity... and its nothing but useless shit."
You lied. Dante clearly curses in DMC 5, so now what?
Oh no, DMC is over! Cancel it all! He said the s-word!
Kill yourself
wow dude......
Dante is too old for this shit
I wanna grind my nostrils on Lady's asshole.
You said Donte was bad because he said curse words, well the real Dante does too, so doesn't that make him just as bad? You guys said and I quote:
"MY Dante would NEVER curse!"
i never said that though, retard
Lady and Trish have manfaces, Malpha and Artemis were unironically the most feminine women in the game
>"You're the one who looks delicious you pudgy fuck."
-Dante Danteson
Well a bunch of dmc fans did say that shit. So now what? Dante said no no words. Do we hate him now?
Interestingly enough, Vergil has never said a curse word ever. Sounds to me like he truly is the better brother.
who cares what people say you nigger, just play the fucking video games instead of caring what a bunch of random nobodies say
holy shit he's dumb
Trash has a shitty face in 5 (And always has been worst girl tbf)
Lady is absolute mommy tho
Lucia's cute too
Trish was hot in 1 and 4.
trish looked like a tranny in 4
>Lucia's cute too
Uh... you do know that Lucia is Black, right?
Yea Forums isn't one person
Bullshit, she and Gloria have the same face, and Gloria didn't look like a tranny.
gloria is ugly as fuck so i guess you're agreeing with me
Gloria isn't ugly, you're fucking gay
How do I select short hair Dante? I press all the shoulder buttons when I select him but I still get hobo Dante
you're shitposting right? i dont want to beleieve gloria fags even exist
cmon son get some actual standards, this isnt healthy you know
Not gonna lie to you senpai, I wanna colonize every black girl I see and leave them alone to raise our mudblood children, this applies to everyone that isn't white.
Is barry working overtime on the bait threads?
>"Hey Dante what's your last name anyway?"
>"oh! It's Dante... Dante... er... son...
>"Danterson?"
>"Yeah that's what I said isn't it?"
>he said shit
how old are you op
que te jodan
Gloria looked like a nigger.
Dante Danteson Redgrave of Sparda
Dante Espárdez brother of Vergil Espárdez father of Nero Eleison-Espárdez
Wait since when is shit a swear word?