Meanwhile on 1995 Yea Forums

just another typical september

Wait a minute that post.

Man I can't wait for all the SEGA ips to go 3D on the Saturn!

MARIO IS A NIGGER

G...*disconnected. Reconnecting*...N...

>he bought a gaystation
Have fun in a year when the Ultra 64 makes it look like a 2600. Or once it's done loading 5 years later

>2 KB/s
>18126465 years remaining

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fuck I hated that. Porn was a hassle

Jesus Christ, I spent $300 on a Jaguar and not ONE good game has come out. What the fuck do I do??
God you’re lucky. Probably gonna pick up a Saturn once I get my money back. At least Sega will stick around.

Just spent several hours pirating Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES. What am I in for?

>cartridges
OH NO NO NO NO

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I'm 2 get away from me u freaks

John ([email protected]) has joined /videogames
lmao fags

>Super Mario 64
>Super Mario Kart R
>Zelda 64
>Final Fantasy 7
>64DD
>arcade perfect ports
Where were you when the N64 already won the generation before even being out?

>user get off the internet I need to use the phone
God damnit not now mom I'm playing with REAL PEOPLE online!

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See

at least you didn't lose your virginity to a prostitute like some of the sad fucks here. also if don't like being called an incel then stop acting like one

kek

wtf how did you send those images so quickly?? and why is the resolution so high?

Just pause it honey

It only took me 10 seconds.

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youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

I...

>1995
I was born!

>1995
>I was 4
>Never on the computer save for a black and white kids game on some 80's Mac
>Didn't get into vidya until N64/PS1 era
>Reading OP and expecting anyone to relate rather than pretend they're 10 years older

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>I didn't do this as a kid so nobody did.

Even in '95, Epic Games is still the champ

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I turned three in 1995 and my younger brother was born that year

The point of the thread is to larp as adults or teenagers in 1995. Not to pretend like the thread is filled with 5 year olds. You have generic Yea Forums for that.

Man it'll be another 5 years before the average modern Yea Forums user is born

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I'm being born right now, I am such a 90s kid

In that case...
>Sega Saturn fags on suicide watch

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you bitch

>M-muh disk!
How can sonyfags ever recover? Cartridges have yet to be bested

I'm seven and won't have the internet at home until 1999. Then I will make a bunch of fucking stupid Pokemon websites on Maxpages and Geocities loaded with midis and gifs.

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look at him go!

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We're all from NASA

My step dad used that shit until the day he died.

Time to boot up my fav

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I'm just saying there are people who weren't even born until after 9/11 legally posting on Yea Forums right now

I'm 11 and I still play on the Amiga 600 with a fucking HDD and extra RAM
life is good

Guys I just traveled into the future

Things can't be that bad right?

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...do you know the image you posted?

Fuck Sega and Sony won't go anywhere, Nintendo for life bros.

Guys I think I fucked up here, somebody help me out

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Yeah I'm just retarded
I know have to lash myself 50 times for bumnumba

How the fuck are you supposed to get through the third mission?
>One commando
>no support
>no base
That demo is a fucking joke.

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Reminder that someone made a throne out of old AOL CDs.

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It's been 4 years, when are we gonna get another Duke Nukem again?

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In response to all the trolls who call the Nintendo 64 the pretendo 69, I urge you to call the Sony PlayStation the phony playshitstation.

They once gave out a big frosted gingerbread cookie of the yellow AOL guy with the cd near me
I used the CD as a frisbee and played with my sister

I'll never forget you AOL

Why do you want to stoop to their level??

When it's done.

Wow, slots and bingo combined, can't wait to tell all the girls in my chat room about this

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This is literally the peak of video games. If you disagree you are objectively wrong

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I was 7 and I was AOLing like a real boy.
Fuck you nigger.

Bros I just finished Duke Nukem 3d and learned you can play online and it's fucking insane. My parent wanted me to take a trip with them to NYC and visit the WTC but fuck it I'll play online Duke. Those towers will always be there anyway

Fuck you, Psycho Pinball was the ultimate pinball game.

>phony playshitstation.
>Not phony gaystation

It was impressive showing what windows and PC's could do for video and sound but otherwise no one would play it for more than 2 minutes ever

>Parents get internet for the first time
>Try it out kid, you can look up anything!
>can't look up anything because AOL browser has parental filters
>wtf
>one day discover Inetnet Explorer
>bypassed all the parental filters

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fellow 92 bab

I'm from the future.
Nintendo is going to make a crossover fighting game that has
Mario
Sonic
Pac Man
Bayonetta
Cloud Strife
Joker
Robin
Marth
Shulk
Lucario
Toon Link
Bowser Jr
Inklings
I bet you guys are excited!

I don't know about 1995 Yea Forums, but I know in 2007 a cp thread stayed up for like three hours. Kinda changed me a little bit.

Why does the PC have no game bros?

>Bayonetta
>Cloud Strife
>Marth
>Shulk
>Lucario
>Inklings
Who?
>Joker
>Robin
Where's Batman? Furthermore, why are comic book characters in at all?
>Toon Link
The one from the shitty cartoon?
>Bowser Jr
You mean the Koopalings?
>Sonic
So you're trolling, no fucking way Sonic would ever be in a Nintendo game.

I call bullshit, also what the fuck is a bayonetta?

I fucking love this game. See this Microsoft? That's how you make a casual desktop game. Hopefully they can learn from it for the next Windows iteration.

G...

it was posted in general a lot more
people would use it to derail a thread. i wonder if maybe all those people are in jail lmao

Take the Tekken pill already, Toshinden shitters.

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Moot was like 6 or 7 years old in 1995

Street Fighter is old and busted, Darkstalkers is the new hotness.

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He was 16 when he made Yea Forums in 03 so he would have been 7/8 in 95

>was 10 during AOL days
>remember people in their 20s trying to talk to me and ask me to send them pictures
>had no idea why but always responded that I didn't have any
>would try to push for my phone number and straight out ask what I was wearing
internet was the wild wild west back in those days. pedos had no fuckin' fear. spent a lot of my time playing quake team fortress, so didn't care.

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Listen fellas, hear me out on this one, I think L is real.

P

Can a kindly 3Kingdoms Necro run me through the newbie quests please?

2 hours for a 2 min video in QuickTime. Didn’t matter if it sucked you were fapping to it

Why aren't you guys playing this kino game right now?

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>Parents told me to come over and get anything of mine I left before they sell the house.
>Find a folder full of chat logs from my "online girlfriend" circa 2000.
>Holy shit that's a blast from the past.
>Start reading.
>haha when does your mom work
>what did you said your name was ;)
>do you ever touch your privates
>It dawn's on me this was some old dude trying to get into NintendoMaster14s bootyhole.

Dodged that bullet (and penis).

Never use your real name online.

Where do I get warez?

>1995
I'm three years old and what is this?

NEW TIMES ROMAN SUCKS
COMIC SANS IS LAME

JOKEWOOD ROOLZ

[wingdings]

>can't access shit (no NG or anything)
>find a way to log keystrokes
>get parents passwords
>keep changing parental filters off on my AOL account
>parents keep asking how and why
>"AOL must be buggy. I don't know."
>keep changing their passwords and I keep logging in and resetting the parental controls
>they eventually give up and don't change my settings again

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Serious: If Yea Forums existed in the 90s, would Michael Jackson have his own seperate board like Pokemon does?

What's a good punter that doesn't have any viruses?

Yes, remember Pokemon go mania when it first came out? That's what every day was like when MJ was alive

Guys, look out for this amazing game that's coming out next year, the next game in the Elder Scrolls series. I was hired last year and I'm voicing the skeletons in the game, and this is definitely the best game you'll ever play. There will be infinite quests and you can explore a land that is literally as big as the US, and you can play forever! It's true. Keep an eye for Daggerfall next year. Buy a copy for your friends too.

there were some screens of Todd shilling Redguard on some early Google forums, does anyone have it?

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Move out of your parents home already.

>does framerate matter over 30? YES!
Was he right, Yea Forums?

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So when the fuck did everything go so wrong?

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What's internet?

youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

Dark Camelot is going to be fucking ama-
>started development in '96
I give up.

how the fuck do i use this

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How the fuck did you get that picture?

>become neet incel
You're parents were trying to protect you from a fate worse than death.

It's a floppy disk user. Insert into the drive.

>not using MS DOS on PC for games

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lol. I am a virgin (25) as well but you're technically not a virgin if you are in a relationship with your hand.
there's no such thing. also, you can just fuck a prostitute and call it a day.

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Ultra 64 will kick every other system in the butt. Saturn, Play Station, you name it. Those losers just can't keep up with the bits and polygons of the 64. This is Nintendo nation, so just deal with it and get lost!

with my phone
what's a "drive"?

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SEGA IS SUPERIOR
x30

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RP and rolling dice in Rydin was the fucking best. Looking back i'm sure all the fe(males) are ERPed was balding middle age fat men but whatever.

I used a USB Line.

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yo guys i find this search engine thing, the fuck should i look for?

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How the fuck did you take that picture with a flip phone?

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You mean RP.

every computer comes with a hole for you to insert the floppy disk into

There was chess game I used to play back in the 90s/00s that would just have random shit happen during the game. Like a shark would eat your pieces and things like that.

Anyone remember the game?

>1998

fake as hell

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turn it around on him. Call him captain cock block. Tell his friends that any time he is near any girl your dad rushes in to cringe it all up.

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im from the future the ultra 64 becomes a massive financial failure and the saturn and the upcoming sega pluto will win the console wars

why would you flip a phone? Are you drunk?

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Playing Doom.
For my SNES we only have ff4. Why are games so expensive???

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just rent games

I remember this one most of all.

To the person posting animated stick figures copulating: How old are you?
-Jeff

>just rent ff6
Yeah I'm sure my save will still be there when I re rent it.
I'll just wait till Matt from down the road gets bored of it and trade him Madden for it. I don't even like football that much.

Hey guys I was just born how's it going

Don't you mean FF3?

>Not making a sailor moon shrine on angelfire

photocopier

hey newfag, you'll hate everyting in 15 years, trust me

you have to go back

And half of them are your D&D characters? Dream on, nerd.

It's hilarious how you graphics whores shill those awful games. You'll change your tune when Street Fighter comes out on the PS.

>also, you can just fuck a prostitute and call it a day.
disgusting

Can I get some parmesan with that pasta?

spend your all pocket money on bitcoin when you first hear of it

>what is this cartoon-sex site?
>"Pokemon porn?"

Now here I am today.

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i remember there was a site with parody of aol icons, they even had faces, it was a set of gifs

>QuickTime
God what a shit video player

women are basically prostitutes in their pure element.
there's no pure woman out there. either you get to be the first to defile her which is not the case obviously or you enjoy getting scraps like a cuckboy.
just experience sex for the first time and move on. it's nothing special.

What's a Pokemon?

time to start mining Bitcoin

owo

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I'm 31 okay, I don't have everything memorized.

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this.

anything from 95 to 2001 just feels it happened in the same year to me.

To be fair I've ALWAYS been terrible with connecting dates with points in my life. I'm not even sure how old I was in high school, not many people are THAT bad.

Stop caring what other people think about you. They dont matter. Seriously fucking just stop and realize

MOM SAID SHE'LL BUY ME A SEGA SATURN ON MY BIRTHDAY THANKS YOU SO MUCH MOM I LOVE YOU

You're adopted.

>Pokémon
>1995

nice pasta, now fuck off.

Yahoo > google.

what a n00b
altavista is the hot shit

Just to think that at one point Yahoo could have bought Google and refused to.

I wish they had. Maybe they wouldn't be the overbearing giant they are now if they had be bought by that garbage company.

The future is now, old man.
Enjoy your inferior Earthworm Jim PC experience!

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i love your dad now

>Epic Pinball and Oregon Trail 2 on my pentium computer
>Sonic 3 on my Genesis
>new hockey team just moved into my state
could anything fuck this up?
>mom says we're moving to Kentucky
fug.

if you cant get sex it is really your parents fault cause theyre ugly and couldnt pass on attractive genes to you so just call your dad ugly and fight him

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lycos >>>> all

>PC gaming
>1995
All computers will stop working in the year 2000 anyway, why bother.

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I miss anonib. Fuck pedofags for ruining a once in a lifetime thing.

GOD TIER
Yahoo

HIGH TIER
Lycos

MID TIER
Excite

LOW TIER
Alta Vista

SHIT TIER
Ask Jeeves

u believe that garbage? at worst calendar will be bugged but who uses that shit anyway

>Ask Jeeves
Oh, man.

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Why am I hearing news of there being an FF7 coming out? On a Sony machine? Also where the fuck is FF4 through 6?

Better have your bunker ready for when the satellites come crashing back to earth.

Balls of Steel is better/more tables

Quit spamming your gay shit in every thread, faggot. Your 15 minutes are up.

Your behavior doesn't really matter, most idiots just use the word as their go to insult, like cuck, beta, autist before, it will get replaced by some new demeaning buzzword in time.

BUBSY is coming to the fucking PLAYSTATION next year. Are you hype?

All I found in the chat room are "girls."
Have you updated your AOL Profile yet, user?

I won't be born for another 40 years!

PSX.

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Bitch I will slap the FUCK out of you

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>Ask Jeeves is still ranked in the top 200 websites

the wonders of being here from the start.

Wont forget Duke!

I bet in a decade from now it'll be part of the top 2000 websites. The internet going to be fucking huge.

And half of it will be facebook profile pages.

Facebook? What's that? It's all about maintaining our GeoCities and MySpace profiles.

sister picked up the phone while downloading 100mb unreal map pack overnight.

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mods?

Damn, can’t believe OJ Simpson killed his wife

Man did you see that car chase? event of the fucking millenium!!

How are you here now seeing that 40 years after 1995 is 2035?

Neooooooooooooo
(screeching noises)
(dial tone)
>5 minutes later
"hello"
"hello"
"goodbye"
(disconnects)
>MFW

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The game

You just lost it

That screen always made me sad when I realized the guy running wasn't in the group pic of friends because different colored heads and thus the guy never makes it to the group of friends.

like everyone else that used aol

I miss AIM lads.

>keyword: games

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>tfw your mom still has her AOL email from 20 years ago

That she does. And nothing I say will change that.

i used to take turns playing this shit with my brother and father

I miss AIM and Yahoo! Chat.

God do I miss Yahoo! Chat. Too bad it got run over with bots and they killed the User Rooms a long time ago.

>search for pictures of cats
>instead find a bunch of pictures of a guy cutting up his own penis
wtf

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It's fucking stick people, user. Who gives a shit?

Do you call the mods every time someone posts "look how hard I can pee?"

I don't want a new Duke unless Randy had no handy (in it).

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