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ITT describe the first scene in a game badly, and other anons have to guess what game it is
let's start with something easy:

you wake up in some wagon and the physics engine makes the wagon flip sometimes

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*backflips from a train*

it's the end of the game, it's snowing, there's helicopters and the main character is standing on the roof of a tall building and saying a bunch of metaphors

fuck off, Todd

FFXIII?

>The bad guy wins and smashes God's face in

you creep up on some weird looking kids and say you want to stay in their summer camp

it was supposed to be FF7 but i guess 13 is the same

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Teenager goes to the circus
Beats clowns to death with a wrench

Your mom wakes you up and orders you to behave yourself.

Dark Cloud 2

You go hunting with your sister-figure and then two days later your village is turned to crystal

Correct

Chrono Trigger?

you get launched in a torpedo into a secret base while a guy talks to you about foxes
yeah

You sneak out at night to take your friend's car he built for a test drive
You end up in a river and your mom has a fucking heart attack

MGS1?

You wake up and look at your corpse then a dog screams at you to do something

yes
ghost trick?

Your retarded friend wishes for robots to be real and then robots trash the town the next morning

Yep

You collect trash then you and your mentors die while training you

Ugly guy freezes a boat

Game begins with a fight against the big bad who sends himself forward in time only to get sealed away immediately

the titanic explodes
witcher 2

You wake up in a hospital and everyone dies and a flying whale eats a helicopter and you escape from a unicorn on fire

too easy.

>Mexican standoff on a train

The entire world is transformed into literal junk and gets sucked into a vortex, except for one piece.

>Chrono Trigger?
yes

you find a baby girl in the desert and eat some pills
mgsv, the whale part gave it away

You steal a bike

You’re talking to yourself about what a good boy you are, then suddenly you get sucked into a metropolitan nightmare with pissed off workers and drug addicts

Bioshock

Nice let’s try another.

You’re the god of whatever world you choose to participate in. You have an arsenal of strange and wonderful devices to choose from, your ability to create is only limited by your imagination.

you walk in the woods while holding right for 10 minutes
san andreas

Correct

You and your girl go camping, but shit goes wrong and you wake up much later in the sexiest post-apocalypse ever.

>first scene
fuck that’s gonna be hard

a gray square filled with more tiny gray squares

you jump out of a plane but it takes like 30 minutes of cutscenes before you can actually play the game

>Mexican standoff on a train
Wild ARMs 3

Portal?

A guy gets a tattoo and another guy gets shot

nope, it’s older the portal tho

>the
then*

Hmm
Fear?

Yep.

>A carny calls you over to a ball toss

You're training and an assassin targeting your master accidentally teleports you to away

nope, older. it also has a timer and some numbers next to a flag

Here's a guess that I'm just pulling out of my ass, but LittleBigPlanet?

You're screwing around on a train hanging from a snowy mountain.

wait a min, i miss remembered something, the flag wasn’t there.

bunch of people get chased by some angry animals in the woods then find shelter in some dudes house

MGS3

You're taking a shower and then someone walks in on you because someone's dropping bomb as fuck lyrics

Jak 2?

You wake up dead. Next to your corpse is a woman being held at gunpoint.

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>Hey, you. You're finally awake. Welcome to the furry convention.

You walk around doing errands and your dad is so much fucking better than you.

>Wait...so I'm doing errands and...huh?
>[Intelligence]So I walk around doing stuff but not as well as my dad?

It ain't fallout 3 if that's what you're thinking.

Kinda close but also not. It’s a sandbox game
>You're screwing around on a train hanging from a snowy mountain.
Uncharted 2, Drake’s Donuts

Nope

He teleported them to safety but not really.

Skyrim with mods

You eat a butterfly in your sleep

Ghost trick?

Yes

two autistic kids run down a path together into a building