Shovelware

Did anyone ever actually play these terrible games they advertised in the back of Nintendo Power?

I don't know why, but Carnival Games is the one that sticks in my mind.

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yo carnival games are so cool

minigame games like that are always fun, especially when they let you throw shit at the carnies.

>terrible
kill yourself

i will admit that carnival games mini golf was fucking awful though

>game forces you to choose a specific answer to a dialog box

CLOWN GRANNIES ARE BACK

>Game features a recurring boss

>scripted ending to a boss fight

>more dementia clowns

>he beats the crap out of wailord when he thinks hes off camera

i wanna fuck that clown

>wailord that chat bought

>boss deletes your savefile

me too bro, not even meming

ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWNS.

C L U S S Y
L
U
S
S
Y

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It was based.

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>no granny clussy to snack on

MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH

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holy fuck, this is Tim and Eric as fuck, all this needs to be is 4:3

Who the fuck bought this?

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I WANT TO FUCK POLLY POLITE

What a twist!

CLOWN AND FUNNY

FUCKING BANDANAS
HOW DO THEY WORK

I like how Cuddles just talks in a female grandpa/otto voice, my fucking sides

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CUDDLES IS BEST GIRL
POLLY A SHIT

>mfw see all the clown fuckers

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I thought the clowns would be cringe
but I like them :)

>boke and tsukkomi routine in a Western stream
based Jerma

fuck this is actually funny

I DONT TRUST YOU

Cuddles is fucking PISSED

these segments are the ultimate pleb filter

This image looks like it's from Sunny in Philadelphia or something, holy shit

Polly Polite is a dirty backstabber

The wind constantly fucking up the background is great.

>hat physics

>Polly was the mastermind all along
WHAT THE FUCK

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
t. Polly

alright now we're Yea Forums relevant

WE GOT PAC MAN BOYS

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YO YO YO YO
WHAT IT IS, MOTHERFUCKERS?

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>game has another game bundled in as a secret

but wouldn't it be cheaper to just build your own cabinet?

real shit though if you like pac man try out championship edition, i don't know if 2 is good but i fucking loved 1, killer soundtrack too.

>300 fucking dollars

>$300

yeah, but it'd also take time too

>paying 300 bucks for a faulty machine

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>it came off
300 dollars

Imagine paying $300 for Pacman