Female videogame character designs in a nutshell

>saying female

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I can't tell if we should feel sorry for doormat woman or stand in awe of her fantastic judgement and amazing taste in men

don't eat ass
in the halls

Imaging fucking her while she makes you eggs.

She was raped even though she didn't say no, went on a date, and invited him to bed

....what

no

AAAAAAAAAA
ALL THAT CHOLESTEROL IS GOING TO LOWER HER LIFE EXPECTANCY!
VIDEO GAMES

>didn’t say no
>one of the lines on the very first page is “when i said no”
hmmmm

cholesterol from food barely raises blood cholesterol

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Holy fuck women suck at story composition

did he eat all the eggs

>look at me, though.
>look at my smirk -
>- my swagger -
>-my steel toed doc martens -
you can't make this up, this is funnier than any skit

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why are you doing this?
get the fuck out dieter you piece of shit, your music sucks

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but i dont complain about women on the left panel. i prefer that in video games

Who are you quoting?

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>slowly

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Better get to cooking those eggs, bitch!

This is amazing in how every page makes her look more retarded than the previous one.

She's saying she's not pretty in that part retard

So one of those Egg Council Creeps got to you too huh?!

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I must now ask my wife if I have been raping her all these years

I like fake.

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I just hate roasties period
simple as

So uh

What's the message here? Why was this made?

>fucking with wutang by inserting muh pronouns
>trying to be progressive and use the word nigger
The lack of self awareness is stifling

>germans think thats sexy

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>but non fiction doesn't care for neat narrative structure.
I like this phrase.

a good rule of thumb is to not invite a guy to sleep in your bed if you dont want to fuck him

Are you retarded?

Like you bitches can throw out anyone. The weak should fear the strong.

Do yanks eat toast as is like in the picture? No butter or toppings?

wow where can i get a shirt that changes its text automatically?

To show how the patriarchy invented breakfast to enslave women and make them vulnerable to rape

We got nothing on Brits.

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...

wtf!! rapist!!!

you are a smart one, arent you?

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>eggs

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WRONGO

>What am I even supposed to take from this?
Nothing. It's just a retarded roastie begging for attention. 90% of this probably never happend.

Bullshit faggot.

So let me get this straight, this bitch is so beta that she not only got raped by someone who did nothing but insist they have sex without even an implicit threat of violence but made him breakfast in the morning and then wrote a 6 page comic about how she got raped by some nerdlinger with glasses and made him breakfast?

>feminimity is all about looks

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

god women are so stupid

They really did, tho. When american women will learn? Those fucking losers.

i can't even comprehend precisely how retarded you're being

>have awkward night
>it was rape
I will stick to onaholes, prostitutes, and eventually fuckbots, thanks.

>female
that's Foid, faggot

>Females can't ever overpower a ma-

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kek
this guy and the ho in the comic are a match made in heaven

w-What did he posted?

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Breakfast at Tiffany's

the fuck kind of comic did I miss?

Ya snooze, ya lose!

>I got raped by some beta cuck with glasses because I was too weak to kick him in the nads
>then I made him breakfast
>also I look and act like a complete slut and cunt
>but I'm actually really deep and sensitive and not a cunt
>swear down bruv

just a nice little comic

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