>"Corneo has certain tastes"
"Corneo has certain tastes"
Downie
Are those tastes Aerith's massive manfeet?
This is what top Cetra performance looks like
They are trying to hard to make you feel bad about the fact that she will die, it creates the opposite affect and you kinda go 'meh'
Manfeet?
certain patrician tastes, probably
So does Cloud.
this
replaying it again and it's the same as 22 years ago and all the times in between.
Tifa_ is the best girl from the start.
>"girl"
What are those tastes?
How did Aerith know what Corneo likes in bed?
I'm a man with small girls hands and small girl feet. A girl I dated in college pointed out how my hands and feet were the same as hers
Post feet
>that eyebrow wiggle
my heart
and my boner
Lets just say she sold him many flowers
She has sold "flowers" to half Midgar. She is a pro.
it would be funny if it was changed, and it turns out that corneo likes cloud more once he finds out he has a dick.
There isn't enough fanfiction of Cloud getting fucked by Don Corneo.
It really makes me wonder how there can be still people out there who don't get that she is supposed to be a prostitute
Does that star(?) mean she only fucks black guys?
yeah and cloud was a legit SOLDIER, right
That foot looks has the size of a transatlantic.
>Cumming on the Ironjaw
What age are all the party members in FF7? What age was Zack?
Rude
>enough
what're some good ones?
>i am going into battle and i require your strongest potions!
Aeris is peak roasti
I believe they're mostly in their early 20's. Barrett and Cid are in their mid thirties I think.
What size shoe do you think she wears? I’m thinking US Mens 12 or 11
Where did Aerith learn how to dress to sexually attract men?
Thanks. Was hoping they were a bit older.
jesus fucking christ
I wear size 8 shoes. Ask me anything.
I hope they play up the horror aspect in the Remake.
>People starting to finally put the puzzle pieces together
holy fuck those feet are fucking huge
From the wiki:
>Cloud
21
>Aerith
22
>Tifa
20
>Barret
35
>Cid
32
>Yuffie
16
>Vincent
57 (physically 27, stopped aging since getting experimented on)
>Red XIII
48
>Reeve
35
>Zack
23 at time of death
Yeah these guys hanging outside the brothel are totally talking about her flower prices, which she varies depending on how hot the dude is.
Cloud getting it for 1 gil says how much of a prettyboy he is.
The homo secret route
>Cloud enters Corneo's room
>Come with daddy!
>Sephiroth comes down through the roof, cuts Corneo in half.
>"He is mine"!
>Takes Cloud to his dungeon at the north crater
>The end
>Credits
>Scene showing Aerith at Corneo's
>"He did't pay me the last three flowers"
>Spits at his corpse and takes everything made of gold
Cuter without all the gross fake bullshit d e s u. Just looks "worse" because she's frowning and tired.
flowers are a luxury item in midgar
Why did they make them so young? I'm 30. I'd prefer to play as characters around my age. I don't think its appropriate to find Aerith and Tifa attractive of they are 10 years younger than me
>Aeris will have her Kingdom Hearts "innocence personified" personality
>Tifa won't call Barret a retard
>Cid won't be abusive to Shera
>Barret won't dress up like a Popeye sailor
>Red XIII won't dress up like a Shinra soldier
>Yuffie won't have unbuttoned short shorts
>Since the entire game is just Midgar and you'd only have four party members until Red XIII joins at the end, Jessie and Biggs will get added as temp party members
>More focus on the Turks
>Rufus won't die
>Palmer won't randomly get hit by a truck when you beat him
>Scarlet won't name the world's most powerful weapon the Sister Ray
>Don Corneo won't try to rape a 16 year-old
>Crisis Core people will show up in Cloud's flashbacks
>Hojo won't try to breed Red XIII and Aeris
>Dio won't be a muscular guy in a speedo
>No Barret date, probably no Yuffie date
>No Tifa/Scarlet girly slapfight
>No extremely time-consuming CPR minigame with an underage girl
>No gay sauna scene
>Fewer wacky enemies
>Increased emphasis on Zack, his parents are no longer missable
>Probably more about Cloud's past during Midgar since you can't have an entire game where you don't go into the protagonist's history
>Final boss of Midgar will no longer be a random tank
>They'll somehow work in "dilly-dally-shilly-shally"
>Johnny got actually paid for fucking her
OUR BOY JOHNNY DID IT AGAIN
It's always perplexing that they keep insisting that the washed-up old retired pilot with graying hair is 32 years old.
bugman detected
them working in dilly-dally-shilly-shally at least once in each part is my only dream for this remake
Looks like Wedge took the bogpill
How is it not appropriate? I'm 26 and I was dating a girl 5 years younger than me. As long as their 18 or over, it's fine dude.
>Tifa's actress is hotter than she it
Ouch.
Why does old jrpg backgrounds have so much soul?
Do you need a boat license?
Young? They're ancients for usual JRPG standarts
>>Palmer won't randomly get hit by a truck when you beat him
You mean Truck-kun is sitting this one out?
Why is she so beautiful boys?
Whos that guy doing wedge? He looks familiar
Well they were older than you when the PS1 version came out
>FF7R will usher in a whole new generation of weebs
badger from breaking bad
I don't get it
he like trannies like Cloud.
You could self-insert in Cid, Barret and Vincent just fine
>aerith VA never played FFVII
based
As someone who was around for the original, no absolutely not.
People who weren't there can't really comprehend what a culture shock this game was and nowadays animo is mainstream and easily available everywhere.
But Cloud bought the flower and didn't have sex with her. So this theory is bullshit, like every stupid game theory.
AFAIK only Barret's VA played it
The other one. I get biggs and wedge mixed up.
>she
Based Black Bastard
He didn't want those nasty STDs
Gideon Emery
>Balthier from XII
>Poseidon from God of War III
>Deucalion from Teen Wolf
Cloud is pure, he only fuck if there are emotions
>Yea Forums still doesn't realise its just going to be lightning at corneo mansion
Is that the guy from Teen Wolf as Sephiroth?
>tfw "cloud is trans" will trend on twitter
>tfw discord trannies will try to push this narrative and ruin the character
Ah yes. Thanks.
Tyler Hoechlin, yes.
looks pretty normal for an adult to me
pedo footfags need to fuck off
>No voiced "This guy are sick" or any other silly translation mistakes
I keep warning you not to let them take things that aren't theirs. First they take Wooloo, then the bee, now they're coming for Cloud.
you're right it's a fit cute girl
How does Reeve still control cath sith when hes arrested?
>noodle feet are normal
wat
>still can't compare after all these years
I wear size 9 and a half get on my level
obsessed memelord
Hopefully there are no crazy high anime jumps like from crisis core and advent children.
I guess the dress exaggerates them a bit, but her tits aren't half bad
How many years later was Advent children and could they make it into a video game sequel to 7 instead?
>dub
No its a kingdom Hearts reference
So is casting magic just something that everyone in the world of FF7 can do if they have the materia?
I wish Heidegger still had his viking Brain Blessed beard.
Is Vincent an edgelord?
I want to pat her crotch
Yeah Chrono Cross works the same way
i cannot say no to this face
I still refuse to believe that Cid is younger than Barret. I always read him as being mid-40's to early 50's.
how many games until I can mufasa him
I hate that she has nail polish. It's really unfitting for her
>Yuffie won't have unbuttoned short shorts
I don't care about the rest but this shit right here will be the true tragedy
Did anyone actually use Cait Sith?
Stop hating your own language.
BUY MY GAME
I have no idea who these people are.
Is it the same cast as Advent Children?
my wife!
>>Dio won't be a muscular guy in a speedo
Why not? FFXIV's Gold Saucer owner is a muscular old man who frequently strips down to his subligar to fight and do poses. And he's one of the most loved and memed characters in the game.
Why would they not make the OG Gold Saucer owner a buff man in a speedo? There would literally be no reason to change Dio.
post more i dont have enough briana
its literally a pasta user, calm down
this was posted during 2015 to doom the remake
but now it has been debunked almost entirely
>Most of the VA's are attractive
Holy shit.
godfucking dammit