Untitled Goose Game

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HONK

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viral marketing thread

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Did it bite his cock?

How much is it on the microshit store?

why dont you tell us, viral marketer?

Yea Forums is a bavi approved board please fuck off

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Why does it have teeth on it's tongue?

>He doesn't know

I fucking hate Canada geese.

t. Denver

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that's a duck

is this shit worth 15 bucks? or is it cracked yet

It probably doesn't even have DRM since most indie EGS games are DRM-free. Though I don't know if it has been uploaded to pirate sites yet.

that tape looks photoshopped in

*hits pipe* HONK HONK

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Yea get em!

HONKHONKHHONK honk
HONK HONK HOOONK

pirate it, game's good but extremely short

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whats the most assholeish thing you do in this game?

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For me, it's Geese Howard

Haven't played it personally yet but I've seen others force a kid to buy back his own toy three times in a row after replacing his glasses with another pair and also chasing him into a phonebooth.

Fun ones off the top of my head
>Make a nerd kid trip, steal his glasses and give him a pair that aren't his
>Trap people in a garage
>Steal someone's expensive vase and make their neighbor break it when they throw it over the fence back to them
>Make the first neighbor accidentally prune the second neighbor's rose
>Drop a bucket onto a guy's head making him fall into a bunch of tomatoes

Would you pay 15 bucks for a 2 hour movie?

Yes because ticket prices are overpriced where I live

hi vinny

Steal old mans hat, chair, musical instrument, darts board and all rings, don't think he gets that much upset but i think bullying elders is pretty bad

Nah, it looks like garbage like Goat Simulator but it's actually a cute little puzzle game with decent humor albeit far too short.

For me, it's Mort.

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>have wings and can fly
>cornered on the ground using a shitty plastic barrier no taller than 1m
>"guess I better walk around aimlessly until something happens! :)"
for an animal with balls of steel they sure are retarded

fuckin based

They are rather cumbersome on the ground and need a bit of a takeoff run to get into the air. This is the waterfowl equivalent of the allies bombing the shit out of germany's runways to keep them from sending up fighters during WW2.

They need room to take off

But I'm not poor

Hey, I liked exploring Goat simulator, it is worth a pirate.

So buy it then, just don't be surprised when it's over in 2 hours and you finish the extra challenges by 3

is it windy or something

Hello fellow 4channel™ gamers! I too am having fun with Untitled Goose Game™, sponsored by Epic Games™,by the way they made Fortnite™, the best game of all time ;). It's pretty popular on Reddit™ (narhwal bacon lol xD), so you know it's good ;)

Rock on, gamers ;D

goose in gamestop

this made me cringe, but not in the way I think you intended it for me to