What's your favorite Pokémon and what would you accomplish if you were a trainer?

What's your favorite Pokémon and what would you accomplish if you were a trainer?

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charizard and being charizard's personal cum dump

I'd worship my Pokemon's paws.

I would achieve a wholesome, loving marriage

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charizard is shit tier.

Serperior
He was my first

>master1200

>that red and charizard set where they look like they realize what they just did and look a bit ashamed

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Whatever you're trying to say here but too stunted to actually speak like a normal human being, I don't care

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Rhydon. Not a whole lot.

Nothing probably. I just want to explore the world with my favorite dog.
Please don't lewd midnight

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It's ok if you're married

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Is that... C-C-Charizard? From... from...

KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please don't marry a dog. Shit's weird. It's only for hugs and pets platonically.

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>He

>What's your favorite Pokémon
Cyndaquil
>what would you accomplish if you were a trainer?
Nothing, just like now

How intelligent are humanoid Pokemon as compared to other types? If you lived with, say, a Gardevoir, would she wander around and basically do nothing, like a dog or cat? Or would she be intelligent enough to act like as a person would?

But would either scenario stop you from fucking one?

didnt ingame lore say pokemon and humans used to marry, there is clearly at least potential for some of them to be intellectually equal, or at least generally comparable to humans

Darkrai, and establish the first official Dark-type gym.

If Ash's mom's Mr Mime is anything to go by, the humanoid ones are at least capable of assisting in your daily life with the chores. Not to say the more animal ones are less intelligent but they would find it harder to do the things the humanoids can due to the physical differences.

Please kill yourselves barafags

I just want a peaceful life. Maybe work for the Pokemon Center or something.

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Probably, I'd be super put off if the Gardevoir I just mating pressed started eating food off a bowl on the floor and sleeping on the ground.

That's true, I'd forgotten about that.

Ash's mom also made him eat like an animal though, that was fucking weird.

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Your post and replies are all talking about psychic pokemon which I do believe are on equal footing as humans, other types are above regular animals

>peaceful life
>working at a Pokémon Center

It's like being a vet, only your patients can breath fire or fart electricity or some other crazy shit.

I would accomplish nothing, but we'd be pretty comfy

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Its disturbing to see a rather humanoid creature eating out of a dog bowl. I mean if he can do all the things a person can do then he can and should be able to eat at the table with a set of utensils too.

What the Pokédex doesn't tell you: Mr. Mimes get off on being treated like pets.

Have some comfy adventures

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Now I'm even more disturbed.

I wouldn't be a vet or one of the nurses. I imagine the Pokemon Center would be responsible for more than just taking care of trainer's pokemon.

I love Zangoose!

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I like him fat

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When Ash isn't around, Mimey wears a ballgag. And Delia doesn't own a ballgag. Think about it.

Clefable.
I would lead a very comfy life.

Why the fuck is there even a zangoose day

Why not?

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I'm just wondering how it came to be

Incineroar, become a dark type gym leader/elite 4

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>What's your favorite Pokémon
Gardevoir
>what would you accomplish if you were a trainer
Nakadashi

Goodra, I would accomplish jack and shit because I'm apathetic. Might wander around at most until I find somewhere comfy enough to make a living. Real time pokemon battles seem like a pain in the ass when I have to plan ahead for everything.

This dog is fictional and is aware enough to be consent for anything

I'd just backpack around the regions with my bros

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Reminder that Pokémon who are feral, quadruple, or more animal-like still attracts horny people who want to fuck them. Eevee and the eevolutions are a good example of that

On the scale of insect to western white female, how much free will and thinking do you want your pokemon fuck buddy?

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You know a Pokémon being attracted to their trainer is funny and all but depending on the species it can go downhill real fast.

Western white male

>consent to anything

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works

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Blaziken and Gardevoir I'd be a double battler. I've got a real knack with animals and I still practice fighting moves in my room to music when no one's watching so I could totally be a decent trainer.

Somewhere on the line before wwf. Pokemon are super smart after all. Their a version of retard is still pretty smart compared to average people. Pokemon make the best wives

Legalize human on Pokemon marriage

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My favorite Pokémon is Yoshi
Joking aside, it’s either Lugia, Torchic, or Pikachu
Probably nothing. I don’t think I’ll accomplish anything

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So feet or belly/vore? I'm thinking the later cause of Yoshi.

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>moobs
Yikes

>zangoose day
Let me guess. Is it like some sort of unofficial holiday that furries made like they did with Bowser Day? If it is, what day and why that day specifically?

>Blaziken and Gardevoir I'd be a double battler.

Do I get a prize for correctly guessing what your favorite region is?

That depends

>ywn be Gardevoir's plaything

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None. I just find them cute, is all.

I had bigger stronger species in mind. The kind that could effortlessly pin a ten year old to the ground, and with dicks so large their trainer will require reconstructive surgery.

I don't remember what day it is, just google it it's pretty popular apparently.

I have no idea why hoenn gets so much shit.

Yeah the ocean sucks but use Repels. Aside from that the games are the great. The mystery behind getting the regis were some of the best adventuring I'd ever had in a videogame. I actually found an old braile book and translated the text to unlock them. The map was huge and there was an actual story to the games. Don't even get me started on the battle frontier.

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Fuck yeah clefable

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Most pokemon in general seem far more intelligent than animals, intelligent enough to legitimately communicate with humans.

i want to own a pichu as a pokemon and fuck it (male or female, doesn't matter to me) and assert dominance over it in the bed as well as the fact it's my pokemon

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*also I don’t have a fetish for Yoshi since I don’t find them “attractive”. Just cute and probably benefit for me, like transportation. Same with the other Pokémon I’ve mentioned.

I will cuddle Lugia, though.

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I like Ampharos and I'd give him a hug

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>psychic pokemon
>being less smart than a human
Their thinking has to be higher, free will may be questionable based on their lust though.

Depends on the Pokémon? Aren't there tons of anime episodes showing how different Pokémon act like that one time a zorua disguised itself as nurse Joy for years and was able to talk and everything? Plus that one lucario from the movie that I think had telepathy or something and spoke to ash

Since Gen I, it's the best.

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3/9 for the normal one, and 9/3 for the porn one

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Are these American dates?

yes

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I honestly have no idea what'd I'd do since I'd probably be absolute shit at battles and it looks like that's all sceptile is made for

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Bit late, but time to dig pixiv

For me it's Charizard aswell. You can use him to fly, he's pretty powerful and looks the best out of the three Kanto starters (The only region that matters). Dare I say it the only patrician choice, with Blastoise being a secondary and Plant not even worth considering.

Jap pokemon fans and kemono artists made up days for different popular pokemon as an excuse to draw fanart. All eeeves have one, as do Zangoose, Lycanroc and a bunch more.

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Too bad cuz I’ll fuck it if given the chance

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>Sceptile
>Made for anything but footrubs
U wot m8?

unexpected kek

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>Nurse Joys are such huge bitches they made Jessie eat lunch with the Chansys

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I've only ever heard of zangoose day though, maybe it's the most popular.

There's dozens of Pokemon that have their own days, they're just something artists make as an excuse to put out more Pokemon fanart. The date usually corresponds with the Pokemon's dex number or it's wordplay with the Pokemon's name and the various pronunciations of numbers in Japanese. For Zangoose, the "zan" and "gu" in its name can be represented by 3 (san) and 9 (kyu)

Reminder that pokemon nurses get to perform semen collection and artificial insemination.

I want to RAVAGE a Gardevoir's fuckhole!

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>male

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Be the best Water type trainer ever.

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Hardly. It's just that for some reason there's a logo for it and it's featured in like 3/4 of Zangoose jap fanart, so you're more likely to hear about it than for any of the eevee's days, which just get a hundred pics posted in a day with nothing that sets them apart from fanart drawn any other day.

user you don't understand, I NEED to fuck a Machoke of either gender. Preferably female.

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starmie is more psychic than water

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I can't wait for sharia law to purge you homosexuals

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What the hell are you on about?

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What? Lucario wasn't enough?

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Hideki Naganuma is that you-a?

Ultra based

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No, that's the job of Pokémon Breeders at the Daycare.

>Aftermath of the accident

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he's spoken for anyway

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>not wanting a strong wife to wrestle with
Who's really the gay one here user?

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I like Ivysaur, Blastoise, Gengar and Alakazam.
They're all my favorites and I would train the fuck out of them

>stated either gender
>stated homosexuals
Read deeper

I'd have a big gay pokemon harem.

Having Mewtwo in it would be an accomplishment

Build a team probably, Try to become the best trainer, Fuck.

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we'd just beat the shit out of weak trainers and their bug-type fodder
maybe some /out/ shit like hiking and camping too

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I would take the knot

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based

I'm sorry about your autism user

It's not gay if it's a Pokemon user, everyone knows that.

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@478845904
t. kyle, 17, never been to church, has no friends

go eat some foreskins, jew boy.

>Not liking dick
jfc off yourself already

Why the flip am I included in this?

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IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Pokemon don't have those. Stop lewding this dog.

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>kyle
Based
youtube.com/watch?v=Dhx5zDZev90

All canines have knots.

nah I don't want to

fuck off retard, im gonna fuck lycanroc, dusk dawn or midnight im fucking the dog pokemon, and hes fucking me, and were gonna love it

Here you go anons

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I'm going to marry Lopunny and raise a big happy family with her!

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yes they do and no

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this picture is dangerous for the mind

Get back to drawing this, Shadman

without the tits preferably

Perfection

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While you guys fuck smart animals I'll be impregnating my wife

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>he

I'm down for either way desu

>hey guys im straight look at me guys look at meeeeeeeeeeee

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What's the point of /vp/ again?

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Homosexuality is wrong.

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Disgusting

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>look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lmfao, fuck off retard

Idk I'd just let him do cool bug shit

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And I'll be impregnating a pile of sentient goo that looks exactly like your wife, her daughter, and any other girl I want

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You have day and dusk. don't lewd them either actually

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The presence of a dedicated board for something does not mean that subject is barred from other boards where it is also relevant. The same thing applies to /vg/.
And before you bring up /mlp/, that's a special case because there's a rule for it

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shut up

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You okay, AIDSboy? You having a stroke or something?

Only for hugs

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source?

Pokémon is a multimedia franchise with multiple spin-offs in various mediums. Giving it a board of its own allows all those topics to co-exist in one place without having a general on every other board. One particular topic was the trading thread, which was almost constantly up all on its own separate from any other discussion. There's nothing wrong with the occasional thread about the games on Yea Forums or the anime on Yea Forums.

>guyyssss look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This hot chick

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Wait I forgot. Jessie was originally a Miss Joy before she became part of Team Rocket. This pic makes it more depressing

I STILL WANT TO FUCK GARDEVOIR
IM GONNA JACK IT NOW TO JAPANESE GARDEVOIR PORN

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She wasn't naturally skilled at it like the other nurse Joys so she dropped out. She really did try just the Joys were really mean to her


It's always the dreamers that fall to the darkness

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>this and that nurse joy that chews out a child for talking to her on her break
why are nurse joys such cunts?

>rogue predatory male gardevoir that hides in the countryside and uses attract on innocent straight male youngsters going town to town
>route eventually closed off and removed from the map of becomes such a problem
>the plants are turning the friggin kids gay!
>gets nicknamed the "misty mile" after another well known predatory incident in the regions history


YES

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That's a guy, a very slutty gay bird

digital adventure

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Oh fuck off, fag. What I said isn’t even remotely sexual.

Nice, i thought Carrot was the only furry waifu in One Piece

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Post extrabig bokemons

Thirsty men see them as the highest tier of women.

He’s one of my top 5

carrot is for head pats only

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BASADO

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this is me being shocked

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Indeed

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>sunnibee

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>when you come across any female trainer with a dog Pokemon

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w-what happened to Sunibee?

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Dilate PLEASE for the love of god.

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Those are some meaty arms. Imagine the handjobs.

giga based

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only white women fuck dogs, not japanese