I fucking love Marina.
I fucking love Marina
Cameron Sullivan
Other urls found in this thread:
i.imgur.com
rule34.paheal.net
twitter.com
Julian Flores
I love Nonko.
Carson Lee
who?
Juan Allen
I love Pearl
Nathan Lopez
best squidlet
Christian Carter
Andrew Roberts
Adam Miller
Imagine if that drool hit your peepee instead.
Connor Taylor
lol
Alexander Edwards
I love them both, as a couple. Or even just as friends. They have a good dynamic.
Christopher Bell
is there a joke here?
Isaac Cruz
a good draw thread delivery
Julian Brown
Based nonkoanon.
Thomas Diaz
Is there any context for this image?
Jaxon Gutierrez
iirc, some guy asked in the drawthread a thicc marie doll dancing or something like that.
Ryan Garcia
i can't believe they have official art of marina post-fellatio
Grayson Jackson
Keep Rex locked, he's shit and ugly to look at. Keeping him locked prevents you from accidentally clicking on him.
Evan King
this guy's art is overrated
Ryder Allen
me too
Alexander Watson
>pearl
mah squigga
Kevin Davis
why are those plushies so fucking funny?
Jonathan Miller
Pearl and Marina were made as actual reddit/tumblr bait. It's really interesting to see how many redditards and tumblards are here on Yea Forums, who accidentally identify themselves by saying they like Pearl or Marina
Liam Campbell
SHAKE SHAKE
Carter Cook
Jaxon Perez
Would you a plushie?
Luke Morris
I fucking love you:)
Jayden Green
I need context
Brandon Kelly
...
Anthony Fisher
Imagine if you were the size of an ant and it landed right on top of you.
Adam Phillips
so, imagine if you were Pearl?
Colton Diaz
Yes exactly
Mason Reed
MINT GREEN NIPPLES
Nolan Ramirez
Jackson Cruz
i wonder what they'd taste like.
Jeremiah Powell
Parker Long
salt and whatever ink tastes like Remember, they're still fish.
Liam Russell
Justin Perry
Angel Foster
Jack Brooks
Kek.
Alexander Thompson
lol
Angel Peterson
So mad that that slutty Marie model doesn't have a Callie counterpart
Cooper Robinson
Levi Collins
Shame no one has really done anything amazing with it yet.
Michael Roberts
Cooper Perez
don't lewd the idols
Owen Bell
That's their whole purpose though
David Fisher
Jackson Gray
I want to kiss her forehead so badly.
Gavin Johnson
They're adults it's kay
Alexander Sanders
Pearls body is very delicate
Easton Young
Henry Mitchell
Kevin Hall
It's not fair for an entire race to be this fuckable
Owen Long
I love fucking Marina
Josiah Watson
Brandon Wood
Me in the middle.
Landon Williams
based
Aaron White
if you could bring 3 stages from 1 and 2 to splatoon 3, while the rest are completely new, which would you bring back?
Luis Long
I just want Flounder heights back.
please.
David Davis
anyone else thought the thumbnail was marina bending over and taking a shit and it splashing everywhere
James Young
>flounder heights
both a callieposter, and perfect taste in maps. are you me?
Logan Powell
No.
Ian Davis
what the hell i want to fuck all of them including the one on right
Sebastian Thompson
I'm just sad/mad that Moray gets the ok but flounder didn't
Are you fucking japs really that fixated on chargers
Carson Harris
>Thought it was Callie riding user's back
>It's actually a very, very tall Callie
Despair but also an erection
Kayden Ward
Well we have that too
Joshua Brooks
yay
Jaxon Nelson
>Just now learn this
God I wish that were me now.
Adrian Reed
Just imagine smooching her flops
Cooper Hernandez
Flops kissing is reserved for Marie
Brayden Rogers
There's a fist time for everything.
Juan Bell
Cameron Green
jeez, that Ms Yea Forums tournament went down in flames. At least I got the comfy Splatoon thread.
Justin Reyes
i feel you, i miss my heights. i hate moray, even if im a bamboozler main i dont like it
Logan Nguyen
what happened? i havent been following the tourney
Juan Davis
Christopher Morris
JUSTICE
Joseph Cruz
OP found there was actually evidence of rigging last night. This caused panic and finger pointing. OP asked early this morning if he should just cancel the tournament bu later changed his mind. Many people got really angry at other people and at OP. OP in the end couldn't take the heat he was getting since the beginning of the contest and decided to end it and leave. Shitposting galore afterwards and multiple people trying to end the tournament with little luck.
Xavier Smith
damn, what a shit show
Gavin Robinson
>Evidence of rigging
He should have pulled a Worst Fanboy and expose the people who did the rigging and nullify those specific results only.
Sonyfags still haven't gotten over the fact that they got exposed for cheating.
Nolan Cox
so it's like cap last year but worse
Lincoln Edwards
>like cap
Yes. At least that was near the end. Not the entire thing
Ok that's enough of that. Any ideas for Splatoon 3 or any personal headcanons
Camden Ross
Previous agents should be the new idols/newscasters
Daniel Foster
Evan Flores
ive stated my idea about a million times, but it cant be stated enough. give us customizable rooms with band, idol, and brand memorabilia, and trophies for splatfests. something else for people to spend their money on.
Tyler Roberts
Still hot as fuck.
Henry Harris
Marina is such a good role model! Here is a picture of her playing the Nintendo Switch™ with an inkling boy.
Easton Lopez
I fucking love Flow.
John Richardson
So glad i requested this
Nathaniel Parker
heres something for the daughterposters if they havent seen this one yet, its relatively new
Chase Gomez
I love fucking flow
Lucas Hughes
why do you people want to fuck fish
why am i wanting to fuck fish now
Joshua Cruz
I blame Blue Sub 6
Luis Moore
Gorgeous veemo
Hey joel
Eli Hughes
haha I bet you don't know where the source of that crop is from not like you could post it here or anything right
Luis Allen
Kevin Roberts
Jordan Baker
Brayden Lewis
pretty clever they gave her only one leg because it IS canon that she has on foot
Lucas Mitchell
Whoever modeled this squid specializes in fabric and feet. It's the only parts of the picture that have obvious effort placed in them.
Camden Murphy
one*
Andrew Lopez
*juan
Ian Cruz
I fucking love octodaughter, who is best daughter.
That's good stuff.
Blake Martinez
What's the appeal of Pearl if she's always accompanied by someone so exponentially hotter than her that you can't help but feel sorry, if you even somehow notice she's there at all?
Nolan Hall
Marie!
Ayden Sullivan
more good stuff
Oliver Murphy
Dylan Young
why is her butt eating her clothes?
Adrian Reyes
only the best for you fren
Aaron Rodriguez
Pearl has a lot of attitude, and is lolibait I guess, her overall design doesnt scream "sexy" in any form imo.
Ryan Parker
Zachary Nguyen
sauce me up baby
Liam Rodriguez
Marie from Splatoon.
Oliver Watson
Who's the artist?
Joshua Clark
I drew it.
Jaxson Howard
She is cute and has attitude
Evan Miller
>Short
>Kissable forehead
>Personality
Ethan Sullivan
Oh nice! How long did it take?
Joseph Rodriguez
>Sonyfags still haven't gotten over the fact that they got exposed for cheating
this sounds funny, explain further
Isaac Gray
David Garcia
The best stuff!
What a nice Callie.
Michael Murphy
to be fair, anything squid or octo related is nice
Josiah Sullivan
You're not even wrong.
Samuel Bennett
Man, I really need start posting more non-octo stuff. That's mostly what I have been saving.
Christopher Davis
That makes two of us, but I just love her so much I can't help but keep everything. It's not that I don't save squid images, octos are just overpowering everything else.
Juan Campbell
i mean it's the same with me but callie. i save other stuff as well, but i mainly save and post callie
Adam Smith
boop
David Scott
It's difficult to overcome you heart.
Josiah Watson
shes dum
it really is. especially when i find a treasure trove of an artist with more callie art
Benjamin Walker
Getting the basic stuff down wasn't too long, like three hours. Then it was just touching up on it, adding shading and details until I seemed it complete.
Ryder Johnson
how do you guys recognize each other so well because most of the time, you look like complete randos
Landon Martinez
how could i have forgotten. please look at this man
the style of posting, filenames, shit like that, once you pick up on it, it's a lot easier.
Hunter Campbell
It's a wonderful feeling.
I just reply to people, man.
Colton Martinez
You notice certain traits like filename, how they talk. Things like that. I feel like I am the most recognizable because of the filenames given on photos
Christian Powell
It doesn't hurt that we have these threads at least once a week, sometimes more
Ayden Morales
woomy
Nicholas Brooks
murder is not hot.
Hunter Johnson
that too. though there was like a month of nothing until like last week
yeah you definitely are the most recognizable for me, aside from the daughterposters. i dont think theres too much that makes me easily recognizable is there? aside from the obvious callieposting
Tyler Johnson
I don't know about anyone else but your filenames are always a dead giveaway for me.
Robert James
who drew this
Aiden Powell
>peanut in between marina's octits
It's like they know of the nuts
Grayson Harris
what the fuck
Zachary Gomez
Can I request a drawing from you if it isn't too much ask?
I can't think of anything. I can only tell by consistency of posting and if you recall something that happened in a previous thread
Austin Harris
I want to _hug Pearl
Logan Kelly
whats the best grizzco weapon and why is it the slosher?
i joined near the end of the thread last time and i cant remember shit. all i can think of myself is that i consistently post dancing nogami for obvious reasons took fucking ages to rip that from a private twitter account and talk about bamboozlers. one of the daughterposters called me crazy once iirc, but thats the best i got. ive been in like every one of these threads for months now
for 3 hours that looks great. looks great in general, in fact.
Angel Gonzalez
Every time I see this I expect her to slide a knife in my kidney
Angel Rivera
she's just excited to cuddle. wish i could read what shes saying though
Ryder Butler
I am one of the octo daughter posters, and I do remember calling someone an oddball. Never associated the nogami dance posts with you. I thought that was a different person until now.
Camden Brooks
then name a better splatoon porn artist
Ryder Martinez
Eh, I don't really like taking requests unless I'm already on the same wavelength. I hope you understand.
Jacob Mitchell
im not really surprised to be honest, i didnt expect anyone to remember me asking for help in like three different threads on if its even possible to rip a private twitter account's video. had to extract it in 3 second intervals through inspect element and mash it together. then like a week later they stopped being a private account
Alexander Sanders
I love fucking Marina.
Thomas Reed
Criminally sexy
Andrew Price
I understand
I remember giving a link to a website where you can convert videos to the webm format with various options
Cameron Young
yeah that was when the quality was super low after first mashing it.
Hunter Green
Now that the game has been out for a good amount of time and all the specials are out and have been for a while, what are your thoughts on them?
Carter Powell
i liked inkstrike more than the missiles, but with the bamboozler i can work with them. never really got into the hammer
Jayden Morris
Incorrect.
Nathaniel Reed
in fact, i liked almost all of the splatoon 1 specials more. except for the kraken, it was ripe for the taking for hackers
Robert Morales
>doors are opening on their own and I hear footsteps around me despite living alone
What the absolute fuck is going on right now?
Angel Anderson
Yes you are.
Brandon Anderson
She has arrived.
It has begun.
Levi Nguyen
it's the local thread autist. he found where you are and came to personally say his special catchphrase
Easton Sanchez
the only hope now is to welcome your newfound squid friend
Ryder Butler
Stingray was a mistake
Armor needs an activation radius
Baller needs more knockback
Most specials in general need nerfs
Michael Bailey
Cute dum squid
Jaxson Butler
well technically seaslugs are hermaphroditic so she should have a penis
Adrian Scott
Oh, also, booyah bomb should get its special power up effect axed and replaced with increased range, coupled with reduction of its base range
Zachary Baker
They only have a penis when they need a penis.
Jaxon Ward
OH NO! But in all seriousness, I am spooked right now.
Joshua Parker
Callie a shit tho
Christopher Edwards
Yeah I'd call the cops maybe.
Brandon Torres
stay safe user
Julian Moore
Just go outside or check the weather. I got freaked the fuck our by similar phenomena until I saw there was a thunderstorm coming and wind with it.
Jonathan Mitchell
Eigaka, their arts good but I'm pretty sure these are the only two Splatoon images like this that they made.
Grayson Wood
>one of the daughterposters called me crazy once iirc
That's because you're a crazy person for beating Inner Agent 3 with sticks, and I stand by it.
Adam Rivera
oh cmon user. why havent you tried it yet? it's fun giving yourself a handicap every once in a while when you git gud at the gyro controls. it wasnt THAT hard, i had more trouble beating the MGR bosses while taking no damage monsoon is a bitch for that achievement
Jack Powell
LEFT HAND RULE, CALLIE
Liam Brooks
MAGNETIC FORCE CRAIG, NATURES FORCE
Daniel Long
And just like that, I'm on board.
Chase Wilson
I checked around for a bit. I didn't see anybody, but I heard voices, and when I checked where it was coming off. There was nobody there. Nada.
Levi White
well thats not spooky at all. hope things stay ok user
Jayden Campbell
Lock your outside doors. Probably not gonna happen, but if something/someone comes up, have something to defend yourself.
Eli Scott
this, keep a bat by your side, just in case. or some other weapon to defend yourself
Jeremiah Parker
Already done. I am gonna post anything weird that happens if it does happen. For now, have this marie in bucket.
Alexander Wright
Good firefly
Josiah Brown
she should help keep you safe
out of nowhere but holy shit the new bbtag characters
Angel Torres
Do you remember?
Connor Hernandez
Sup niggers
Kayden Stewart
hey faggot, hows it goin
Camden Butler
Not too bad bitch, I finally caught a squid thread before it was 20 posts away from autosage.
Alexander Gutierrez
i feel you there, had that problem last thread
Nathaniel Torres
Parker Hughes
Who drew this? I love marina.
Hudson Reyes
update: heard some tapping on the wall next to me.
Hello, dude.
Alexander Edwards
Holy Jesus
What is that
Carson Peterson
it's a girl, incel.
Try to go out sometime
Asher Gomez
No shit Sherlock
I was asking because that thing sure as hell ain't acting like Marie.
Noah Peterson
the fuck?
Jace Davis
Yeah, keep yourself safe. Might be teen pranksters, but even then, don't hesitate to beat some ass. Your property, your life, you have utmost priority.
Dominic Lopez
> that thing sure as hell ain't acting like Marie.
oh no!
Angel Powell
Well I want her to have a penis!
Nolan Flores
Unless these kids are wearing a clock of invisibility, it has to be a ghost because I have no other explanation at this point because it happened within my home.
Michael Richardson
cloak*, fuck. A bit tired
Adam Mitchell
maybe you should do a quick once over, then take a nap user. you might just be tired and hearing things
Adrian Collins
I sleep with a bat under my bed at all times. I really need to purchase a gun in all honesty. I prefer things being in my own hands.
Heya.
Oliver Moore
same, my bat is next to my nightstand all the time. i should probably buy a gun myself when i can as well
Brayden Cox
Quick re/k/ommendations for a budget.
Stay safe, anons.
Jaxon Ramirez
Doesn't explain some doors opening and closing on their down when there's nothing that should make them do it like the bathroom door. Especially when they're closed all the way
Michael Watson
cute
Adrian Ortiz
thats definitely concerning
just off of this handguns wise, which is what i'd get, the EAA Witness Pavona and the FNS-9 look nice. im not well versed in the knowledge of guns though, so my choices might be shit just off initial impressions
Parker Sanders
Is it physically painful for inklings to change their hairstyles?
Their hair is technically flesh, isn't it? Can they move it like their limbs?
Thomas Ortiz
They're shapeshifters so it's probably not as bad as you might think.
Isaiah Bennett
Most local gun shop owners are chill and can lend you lots of good advice. I don't personally abide by online deals just because shit can e sketchy and some people are dickheads who lie through their teeth. I don't think I have any issues with most of the handguns in that graphic except hi-point for its ugliness. I'm a poorfag myself, so all I have is a Springfield M1911 my grandfather willed to me (in a safe in the bank) and this Taurus model 66 (Taurus fucks up just about everything, but it's hard to fuck up a revolver - then again I bought this as a completely blithe nogunz, so I could have easily been scammed). Just call the cops for now and stay safe in a single room until they arrive.
Nope.
They move and twitch on their own sometimes (ie: callie's flops when you ink her at the cabin) but there's a good chance it's only an automatic nervous system. it can move and do things, but you can't feel it.
Justin Sanders
I don't think I've ever seen cosplay (for any inkling) that had pulled off the eye mask
Mason Powell
thanks for the advice user, i appreciate it
Noah Perez
Benjamin Morales
Gavin Martinez
Any time
Kevin Sanders
Ok, I just called the cops. I am going to sit here and talk with you guys
Angel White
Artist name?
Justin Perry
looks like ill stay up a bit longer then to chill with you until things are for sure okay
comfy
Jonathan Rogers
Oh damn user. Well we'll do our best to keep you company I suppose. We also have a very large pupper at our house who lets it be known any time someone comes to the house so I at the very least never expect to be taken by surprise.
Joseph Turner
We're here, breh
Eli Richardson
I'm not a fan of the side tentacle but damn that's an attractive wommer.
Ian Perry
If you feel like you need to sleep or anything. Just do it. It could take the cops quite some time to get here.
Jaxson Ramirez
This went from a splatoon thread to weird events at someone’s house
Henry Martin
if the time comes, i will. but for now i'll stick in here for now with ya. Stay safe
i just have 5 cats who wouldnt help for shit. love em to death though
Mason Foster
these threads are fucking weird like that. wouldnt be the first time it's completely gone off topic
Jose Sanchez
We have two cats here as well. Lazy fuckers barely do anything but they're OUR lazy fuckers.
Brody Butler
We watch out for our other squiggas out there
Isaac Brooks
this. we look out for our own
Brayden Phillips
I have myself a Bersa Thunder 380, which is deceptively accurate for being such a small gun. I carry it everywhere I go.
Jose Morales
I have a small dog who's a little shit sometimes but he's with my parents who are in Italy right now.
Robert Scott
>bersa thunder 380
just looked it up, doesnt look bad
i used to have a dog, she was a white wolf mix. loved her dearly
Brayden Harris
Where did Reisen poster go?
Justin Morris
Moved on I presume
Easton Brooks
Shit, I hear something being thrown around. I am not getting out this room.
Dylan Hill
Grab something hard and/or sharp and get ready to whip some ass.
Jason Sullivan
good, don't leave to be safe, or get ready to beat the shit out of someone
Jace Allen
How long until cops come
Brandon Davis
Not him but it can take a few minutes to an hour or more depending on what it is
Carter Rogers
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Eight should be the weapon store shopkeep.
Alexander Cruz
Mah nigga
Asher Davis
They should keep her somewhat broken Inklish from the amiibo if they do this
Sebastian Perez
maybe make it slightly less broken, to show shes learning?
Ethan Jenkins
Looks like the noise calmed down. I think they are looking for something
Hunter Johnson
probably trying to rob you user, looking for something of value
Carter Martin
why would you think this
why would ANYONE think this
Cameron White
Well in the off chance this is your last night on Earth, have a cute octo.
Then, in the morning, buy a fucking gun or SOMETHING to defend yourself with.
Also, why aren't you still on the phone with 911?
Jose Adams
He said he already called them,
Nicholas Morris
Meant to reply to But you can have it as well.
Carson Mitchell
I want to ink for marina
Grayson Watson
I would expect the operator to stay on the line with you until authorities arrive. I'm pretty sure that's how it is in the States, at least, unless you're reporting some distant happening. But a home invasion would definitely warrant a constant connection with 911.
William Harris
thanks friend, i appreciate it
i'd have thought so too honestly
Elijah Edwards
>tfw science will never engineer chocolate girls with mint green nipples you can suckle on for that fresh Andes taste
bros why do I even go on with living
Parker Ramirez
I am. I really shoudnt on here right now honestly Police said they are arriving soon
Jace Richardson
oh fuck user don't die get naked and get ready to fight
Luis Rivera
well, thats all from me. i gotta get up early for a morning shift tomorrow. see you amazing fucks next time
stay safe user
Owen Harris
Robert Martinez
Cameron Baker
I'm envious of that rack too
Hudson Johnson
She looks like she only fucks white guys
Ryder Flores
Shut up
Landon Peterson
Cope nigger
Blake Barnes
You mean she only fucks Inklings
Jordan James
Humans and Pearl
Josiah Butler
Do you think Callie still does dramas?
Zachary Nguyen
She literally does look like one of those nerdy black girls that joins your D&D group to try fuck you.
Ethan Evans
>Me not wanting to hear your shit suddenly makes me no longer white
Meme elsewhere child.
Kayden Reed
Responding to raceplay faggots is a exercise in futility. r&i
goodnight
Josiah Howard
Who cares it makes my pp hard, if it's done right & doesn't have forced pandering or whatever so be it, i'm not replying to any responses after this in hopes the thread doesn't derail to Twitter screencap bullshit
Hudson Williams
Just don't reply to faggotrons like that period. When an user talks that much and still says nothing you know they're in it only for (you)s.
Ryder Lee
I wanna have sexual intercourse with Marie
Right in her B U T T H O L E
Noah Jackson
Adam Edwards
but she inks from there!
Landon Campbell
We post our wants that will likely never come to be for Splatoon 3
A proper training room that is customizable and gives useful information
>You get to use Sheldon's special clothing when in training
>This clothing is fully customizable and you're able to put on whatever chunks and abilities you want. Obviously this clothing is only limited to the training room. But it would help us understand abilities better and help us decide what kind of gear we want to make
>Keep the training room as we currently have, but add rooms
>One room has an Octoling in it that has a weapon of your choice
>You choose their weapon and they'll fire/throw at a spot on the floor. This would let you test out various aspects of gameplay
>One room puts you up against the CPU and you can choose how many you are against
>Have the ability to progress the game frame by frame
>Another room has an obstacle course like thing. This would let you practice your movement and shooting accuracy
Isaac Mitchell
me too Marina, me too
Caleb Miller
That's kind of hot.
Julian Bailey
Not tonight she ain't
Nathaniel Morales
A story campaign revolving around saving the city you spend the game's entirety in. Mixing the base gameplay with Mirrors Edge parkour and Sonic physics sensibilities in an open world Mega City.
Sebastian Phillips
but what if she inks on you while you're fucking her
Levi Nguyen
You're getting weird user
Cooper Reyes
Why does Marina always looks like she's being held at gunpoint?
Joseph Morris
>haha..
Nathan Davis
Jeremiah Sanders
Angel Bennett
Update: Police arrived and did some snooping around. Some broken stuff like the tv, window, and the lock to the back door of the house. They are shit everywhere like books and paper to clothes strewn about.
Eli Moore
Jesus christ
well at least you're okay. do they have any idea what happened or why?
James Bell
god i love this pic
Cooper Barnes
Robbery and vandalism? They took my deceased grandfather's watch for instance. Thrown the vase across the hallway for another.
Charles Bell
where the fuck do you live for something like this to happen?
Eli Robinson
I won't say exactly but it's a pretty quiet area far from any city
Connor Barnes
Good to see you're unharmed.
Now buy a gun and defend yourself. Especially if you're in bumfuck nowhere, which certainly sounds like it's the case judging the police response time.
Noah Sanders
HUA?
Ethan Stewart
Really stupid of me to talk to you guys while my life was on the line
Anthony Hill
fucking fagots commuting crime at least you're okay
Dominic Rodriguez
Wow yeah good guess. I commissioned him to draw this.
Adrian Myers
While I wasn't in the thread, I suspect this is some dollstuffing memes.
If you don't know what that is, don't google it.
Jaxson Collins
Heh, very nice. I've been a patron of his for a long time now, so I can notice his style even in rough sketches.
Charles Anderson
Ah then you would know me. I'm the guy who commissioned all that Constanze art from hua
Jayden Hernandez
Oh yeah, I recognize you. I tend to get certain characters from him too.
Henry Adams
This is heading for a 404
Mason Adams
are you who did the klott stuff too? i loved those
by the way feel free to dm me on discord if you wanna chat sometime. about anything really. especially lewds. i dont bite. if you're in huas server you should know who i am. the one with the male constanze as my profile picture.
Lucas Martinez
yes
Chase Lewis
Jace Richardson
Let's rephrase: I love fucking Marina.
Xavier Jones
I'm around but this didn't seem like a general waifu thread!
Jeremiah Scott
Noice, though you got the wrong leg.
Oliver Parker
With enough determination they probably can
It probably hurts to change but they kill each other on a daily basis so they are used to being in pain
Hudson Bailey
Thank goodness, it's still here. Now for cute daughter and salmon run!
Connor Myers
I could be talking out of my ass, but I believe it's canon that Inklings have a freakishly high pain tolerance.
Dominic Jackson
I'll do it Yea Forums
Grayson Morris
I love Agent 3!
Aiden Wood
You don't have the fucking balls.
Josiah Anderson
Not a patreon, (or the guy you're talking to) but I remember his art from when I found out about Bunnicula lmao
Samuel Miller
no u dont
Mason Baker
>$40 bux minimum to replace
Okay so I won't do it.
Luke Thomas
Age gap yuri when?
Ian Myers
David James
It's called /ll/, you philistine.
Robert Parker
no u
Adam Gomez
Damn right.
Joshua Collins
Did you want to see her hurt?
Bentley Jenkins
John Thomas
Shake?
Anthony Ortiz
You're the new pony fags. Let that sink in.
Zachary Miller
We have dignity to not spam squids in places they don't belong in.
Brandon Jones
>replying to bait
Thomas Barnes
wtf I haven't even eaten those and I can taste them
William White
Isaiah King
These random weapons are being really unkind to me. Please stop giving rapid blaster and goo tuber.
Luke Turner
I would absolutely love to play sploon right now but my apartment's AC is broke and it's so hot I'm seeing squiggly bismuth lines in my vision. Been a while since I've played Salmon Run, I really need to relearn but I don't wanna ruin peoples games.
Levi Nelson
You're not gonna get any better if you don't practice. Jump in there unless it's too hot.
Colton Scott
Holy shit, having goo tuber actually helped me for once. Still only got 60 eggs, but I won!
Matthew Thomas
Still too damn hot. Don't wanna do anything that involves moving from the veritable wind tunnel I've set up to try to stay cool.
At least the bismuth squiggle is gone. Disappeared outside the edge of my peripheral vision. But while it was there it made it difficult to read, and it felt like everything inside the Curve was melting together.
Wyatt Wood
Don't you die on me, man.
Owen Price
Why are brown vidya girls god tier?
Caleb Clark
I certainly don't plan on it. Besides, we've already used up our sole allotted Thread Crisis on that one guy who had his house broken into in the middle of the night. And I've had these weird visual phenomena before; it's the same pattern each time, and it usually ends with a very mild headache, if that.
Juan Collins
Man, thank god you’re ok user, people are assholes
Austin Thompson
Fuck you callie hating shit
Xavier Howard
Because video games aren't realistic.
Oliver Long
Damn, I didn't know so much shit was going on while I was out. At least it worked out, moderately. No one was hurt, which is usually the best you can hope for in these kinds of situations.
Elijah Bailey
And there he is. Wouldn’t be a splatoon thread without the little autist
Yeah that’s definitely a plus. horrible something like their grandfathers watch was stolen and shit like that really sucks, but his life’s is #1 priority and I’m glad he’s ok
Jonathan Gomez
just stop pretending to like callie
Nolan Robinson
Josiah Ward
It's more than a lot of people get away with.
Daniel Ramirez
Some returning map choices were questionable, but I think chargers really got neutered in Spl2n. No partial charge splats, no Damage Up, and the map design has less safe sniping perches this time, especially on new Splatoon 2 maps.
Ryan Sullivan
They shouldn't have nerfed their undercharged damage, Eliter should top out at 99.9 and not 80 undercharged like before so that partial charges are not completely useless.
Elijah Brooks
Yeah, that’s why I’m glad he’s safe at least, when he mentioned voices and shit moving/banging I got real worried for him
Chargers definitely got the shaft in 2 I feel. Didn’t affect me too much but some definitely noticed it.
Angel Price
The only thing that probably needed a nerf was E-liter's damage up, though I mostly say this as someone considering others' complaints. I slaughtered them on the regular in 1. It sucks I can't do anything with chargers in 2.
Justin Sanchez
this dudes art sucks and he hates callie. fuck off
Kevin Cox
Lads I need Splatoon 3
I need more splatfests
I need more hilarious shit flinging over menial topics with Yea Forums
aaaaaaaaaa
Nicholas Robinson
fuck off
Carson Thompson
I need squibs in-game. I bet they're cute.
Lucas Lopez
I bet they’re ugly! UGLY!
Jaxson Sanders
Why is she squeezing that poor kid against her crotch?
Isaiah Carter
Because she loves agent 3 and needs to show it
Luke Phillips
Joshua Scott
Thought it said show testicle.
Angel Russell
Joshua Brooks
>clash blaster twice in one run
>octobrush twice in one run
>rapid blaster twice in one run
>goo tuber twice in one run
Someone out there is laughing at me.
Wow, rude.
Why not?
Grayson Green
I knew the nice rotations and luck of the draw would end eventually.
Kevin Flores
The funny part is I've only lost 2 or 3 times so far. I just keep getting weapons I'd rather not get, but it's working so I guess I can go fuck myself.
William Baker
Well then good job user. I admittedly haven’t touched splatoon in weeks. I’ve been either working on MGR achievements to plat it, or work in my backlog. So I’d Ben real rusty once I try getting back into the swing of things
Oliver Bennett
no but I saw naked marina doing some weird vag vore on pearl
Aiden Murphy
You mean unbirthing
Caleb Martin
By the time you're done, you'll be FUCKING INVINCIBLE.
Asher Scott
Sometimes I lose my boner while fapping to squids because of the "squid beak-like" teeth and I can't help to picture the lower tooth stabbing right into the corpus spongiosum.
Aiden Lopez
Jaxson Fisher
They also have sandpaper-like tongues to grind food down, even if you go past the beak there's nothing pleasant awaiting you.
Sebastian Thompson
Isaac Miller
STOP KILLING EVERY BOSS DOWN AT THE BOTTOM AT THE SHORE LINE, YOU INBRED MONKEYS
Mason Edwards
He’s got my second favorite music in the game, but his no damage was really easy. It’s the revengeance mode all S rank achievement that I dread coming up
But they need to. They see a boss in the distance and must kill it IMMEDIATELY
Jacob Butler
>wiped without a single egg
I can't remember this ever happening. What the fuck.
Enjoy yourself.
Daniel Parker
Ryder Gomez
Reminder that canonically Pearl posting is all Marina’s doing
Joshua Robinson
>2 deadweight assholes infesting my games
>one guy comes out of nowhere and helps to pick up their slack
>both of us end up getting almost 100 eggs while they constantly die
And nothing of value was lost.
Brody Morgan
You know I love myself a challenge, so I ultimately will
Tyler Ortiz
Reminder that flow is probably the only mature female
Carson Fisher
give me the sauce
please
Christopher Hall
Adrian Brooks
Went to sleep, back again
Other than the thousands of dollars of property damage, I'm fine
Jordan Phillips
I’m glad to hear it user, happy you’re safe aside from the damages, which sucks
Lincoln Morales
Glad you're alright, although I'm sorry about your stuff.
Adam Nelson
Aaron Wright
It's morning so I will spend some time with you guys but head off to complete some repairs. First and foremost though. Get. A. Fucking. Gun.
nice find
Adam Barnes
Hunter Lee
Sweet little octo curls.
Liam Ward
I’m definitely gonna, don’t want the same to happen to me. If I can defend myself, I will.
Joseph Flores
William Rivera
what new modes do you want in splatoon 3 besides regular multiplayer and salmon run?
Julian Nelson
Because Marina is already sexualized by design, while pearl is ripe for exploitation, making her more fun target of focus.
Especially with the attitude that you just want to break down until she's begging for cock.
Dylan Price
I want to fuck Erica.
Henry Morales
thot vs cute and funny. its not rocket science senpai
Owen Powell
Jace Bennett
Some kind of splatfest mode outside of private battles when splatfest ends
Henry Gray
cute nonko poster!
Joseph Hall
I never understood, why were they like this and not squibs? Was that explained somewhere?
Ethan Scott
If you could hypnotize callie into doing whatever you wanted, would you?
Lucas Sanders
They have unique eyes compared to other inklings. Maybe some subset squid species that's different from the general population.
Dominic Garcia
Cameron Perez
If I did I’d just want her to hug me and tell me it’ll be alright
Jace Johnson
i would make her verbally belittle and tease me with her feet, butt and her huge floppers
Landon Peterson
Kevin Morales
nice
Joseph Clark
>butt and huge floppers
Nice. Excellent taste there
James Clark
kiss
Benjamin Brooks
Connor Young
16-ceph free-for-all
Jackson Sanders
Yea this guy's art isn't that good
Jacob Williams
Chase Robinson
scary & sexy
Ryan Lee
Kevin Nelson
Yeah... defiantly a not a race to have a blowjob with.
Anthony Taylor
Mollusk radulas are a force to be reckoned with, especially in cephalopods. Shit puts cat tongues to shame.
Jason Fisher
Cooper Robinson
God I wish that Inkling boy was me.
Kevin Bell
Jack Morgan
why is this brown/green combination so insanely hot
Mason Adams
Mint chocolate angel
Grayson Taylor
complimentary colors
Joshua Moore
>complimentary colors
I'm having ragebacks to presentations I held in school where I used Orange and Blue mainly since they are complimentary colors aswell, only for the teacher to tell me the colors look like shit and the design is awful
these shitty ass powerpoint animations where a jpg would 360 into the screen made him moist though
what a fucking faggot, I hope he died
Alexander Clark
Sorry to hear hat, user
Jaxson Russell
Thomas Lopez
Wait about four or five years.
Splat 3's most likely not coming out until the next console.
Logan Myers
I think we might get it near the end of the switch's life cycle.
Aaron Ramirez
fucking delicious
Ethan Thompson
Angel Adams
Julian Foster
Big ol’ eyes
Aiden James
We have to at least get some sort of spinoff during the switch’s life cycle
Jace Cook
Joseph Brooks
I'm back, did I miss anything
Joshua Perry
Not really, things have slowed down a lot
Liam Roberts
It is Sunday. Bought some things like another tv and cameras to keep a look out.
Mason Reyes
You the break-in guy?
Sebastian Richardson
yes
Wyatt Mitchell
How much was taken?
Evan Gonzalez
I am not gonna list everything but I'll list some. They took my laptop, a bunch of games, some electronics, any cash I had hidden, and a watch. Also food apparently. They were definitely rummaging through my fridge
Julian Green
How much GBs of woomies were on your laptop drive, user?
Elijah Watson
I'd have her hypnotize me.
Owen Rogers
all of them but I always make backups of everything I have saved online
Ethan Powell
If they had time to think about transporting food, it was probably one of your neighbors.
Christopher Rivera
which is more than 2 gb at this point
Alexander Peterson
That's a lot of woomies
Benjamin Lee
oh damn. I didn't put two and two together but everything was fine for a few years where I have been living. I have never gotten the impression my neighbors would do such a thing or maybe have some grudge against me
Xavier Watson
I LOVE PARUKO!!!
Kayden Lopez
Holy shit user, sorry to hear that, that’s a lot
Asher Walker
Well think about it, have you done or said anything that might've pissed them off to that extend?
Josiah Wright
Gabriel White
Camden Anderson
Other than crashing into person's car one night. No. But that's two year ago. No one can be mad at that for that long, especially once we talked it over. I usually try to keep to myself.
Kayden Cox
Maybe it's just hoodlums. Stay tuned to see if there's been a string of robberies or if any come up.
Justin Wood
It’s not unreasonable for people to hate someone based on who they are like how they look.
Cameron Hughes
yeah but to the point of breaking in their home to rob their woomies, that's some serious hate man.
Joshua Gonzalez
William Nelson
Maybe they saw him as an easy target.
Brandon Mitchell
Love this artist
Carson Barnes
Gavin Cox
Isaac Brown
asserting dominance by demonstrating who the boss around there is
Adrian Morales
>Thrown the vase across the hallway
What pricks, what do they even gain from that?
Alexander Edwards
probably a drifter or something that broke into his house
Mason Phillips
you wish you were about to be bifurcated by a penis as long as your torso?
thats pretty hot
Lincoln Hill
Hudson James
did marina take a fucking bite out of that guy's tentacles?
that's pretty hot
Liam Nelson
for fun I am guessing.
Charles Murphy
Why does she have two fucking pants on
Eli Adams
the midriff section isn't a pair of pants user
Jace Green
Andrew Sanders
Elijah Garcia
They must have big flops to compete with Callie
Jaxson Diaz
Noah Lewis
very
Kayden Gomez
beeg flobs
Parker Hall
You all up one for one more thread for the night?
Colton Russell
Sweet, it's still up. Was afraid it would die while I was sleeping.
Hudson Harris
maybe, i dunno. just got off work so i have free time now
Aaron Richardson
Just wondering
Samuel Brooks
if someone makes a thread ill join, but im not gonna actively push for one. if you wanna do it, go for it
Aiden Wright
Damn man, that sucks. Fucking burglars.
Brandon Carter
There's no point crying about it at this point. What's done is done. Just need to be more prepared if it happens again. Also I would have likely been killed if I tried doing anything to stop them.
Liam Wilson
yeah, make sure you have a gun in hand next time. fuck em up real good
Kayden Rivera
As long as you're safe, then. Just make sure you're ready to pop a cap in someone's ass if they ever come back.
Jason Turner
Already in the works. Told my parents, and they freaked out, They were telling me to move out to a different area
Sebastian Davis
>over 24 hour thread
You guys are insane
Evan Hernandez
understandable that theyd be really worried
Luis Rivera
weve had double that before
Gavin Harris
Oh, parents. When won't they freak out?
You ain't seen nothing.
Mason Bell
They initially thought I messed with a gang.
It was two or three days
Thomas Turner
it mightve hit three days, i forget. but yeah if i was a parent and heard something like that i'd be worried, but going straight to gang related stuff seems a bit much
Christian Martin
I wish this place was slower. Having it take 12 minutes to reach archives during the day is hella dumb.
Wyatt Lewis
That's just how Yea Forums rolls, man.
Eli Gutierrez
thats just how the most populated(?) board is, i dont like it either but thats how it is. if threads like these cease to be, i'll need to find somewhere else
Jonathan Green
at least it is night, so it will take a lot longer
Christian Roberts
>at least it is night
not here in burgerland
Benjamin Ortiz
I am in burger land. I should have worded it better. Almost night.
Cameron Williams
oh you're east coast, gotcha
Liam Rodriguez
Well it would be evening for east coast.
David Jenkins
When did you fucks start playing splatoon?
Jonathan Robinson
In about 15 minutes when salmon run is back up.
Hunter Robinson
When it came out?
Liam Edwards
splatoon 1's global testfire
Andrew Lee
When this thread gets low enough, I will make a new on.
Asher Jenkins
In seriousness, I did actually start with the first testfire. I got hooked.
Lincoln Barnes
test
Tyler Butler
>bump limit
Great thread lads. Home invasion user, hope everything turns out okay and they catch the crook. Buy a gun, etc.
Benjamin Scott
Hold on, making a new thread
Evan Sanders
Always remember: octo daughter best daughter.
William White
this. hope things get better for ya after what happened. good thread lads
Luke Miller
...
Brandon Torres
thanks
Robert Jenkins
I remember talking to friends about it and they were so fucking upset by the game for some reason while I thought the music was catchy. I suck major dick in shootan but turf shenanigans and good gyro made the game a blast to play. Wouldn't have touched it without the global testfire.