Astral Chain

>there are people that had to suffer through the auto tune mess of the male version

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how prominently is that voluptuous booty featured in the game?

>Sept. 20th, 170 Replies
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>Sept. 19th, hit the bump limit
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>Sept 18th, hit the bump limit
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>Sept 17th, 350 replies
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>Sept 16th, hit the bump limit
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>Sept 15th, hit the bump limit
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And these are the days furthest from the release date

There's a 200 reply DMCV thread up right now, because good games get discussion.
AC is not in that club

Player character so right in your face as it were

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That's pretty pathetic, user. Not gonna lie I pity you

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150 of those posts are people saying it was trash

It was better than DMC5, but that's not really a high bar. So was Sekiro.

gacha games get fucktons of "discussion" but they're awful
if active discussion was indicative of a good game then gacha games are good

Keep moving those goalposts, I'm sure they'll get you to a winning point eventually

How so?

>this Astral Chain looks really great
>don't want to buy a switch for one game
I know Yea Forums thinks exclusives are the moat important thing in video games but I'm really getting tired of them

Trying to disprove "lol ur game sux no one talks about it" on a peruvian wood flute board is pure autism
Don't worry, one day you'll figure out what moving the goalposts means.
Hint: what you quoted was ad hominem

>Astral Chain looks great
It's not.
See

i wouldnt say get a switch for AC but don't believe anyone who says the game isnt good its easily the best game on the switch right now

It took less than 10 minutes to disprove him. It's not like I was using that time to develop a cure for cancer anyway.

I don't care about your opinion

How does it feel to get chucked by based Astral Chain?
Seems like your pathetic blunder dreams got raped to death

It must be draining, crossing your fingers and hoping every new game fails.

>taking the word of some random on this bohemian basket weaving forum about vidya

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Is this even english?

Platinum then
>stylish 60fps action games rewarding high level play

Platishit now
>30fps with drops QTEfest buttonmashes that make you FEEL like you're playing well (press A to awesome!)

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oh fuck off op, i still didn't finish mario odyssey and i also started to play smash
shit i didn't even open box with astral chain yet
i also have over 100 games on pc to play and finish, it's not that easy to find time for playing games and shitposting here everyday

Better switch games than AC:
Bayonetta
Bayonetta 2
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Mario Odyssey
Mario Tennis
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem Musou
Super Kirby Clash
Puyo Tetris
Sonic Mania
Splatoon 2
Arms
Shovel Knight
And many more

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I really don't understand the point of the sw*tch when everything needs to be played docked anyways.

Docked is not even an option for the Shitch lite so you're stuck with that cinematic 360p. Cocksucker Nintencels WILL buy it anyway

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There's literally an Astral Chain thread up right now free of OP's butthurt.

Is shitposting all day to push some narrative you don't actually care about really that fun?

Yes.

Based.

Great thread Eric. Hey, can you post that xenoblade 2 webm you love so much?

lmao is it actually the same guy? what a fucking loser

>Ctrl+F shitch
>1 of 1 matches
Yep. What a faggot.

>"Everything needs to be docked."
>Game looks better on the Switch screen than it does on a big screen due to the shit anti-aliasing and same framerate as handheld

>bloodborne is 30 fps (as well as GOW and Spiderman)
>"HOLY SHIT BASED BASED BASED BEST ACTION GAME OF THE DECADE"
>AC is 30 fps
>"WTF A 30 FPS GAME? IN 2019? I CANT BELIEVE THE PUNY SHITCH HARDWARE JAJJAJAJAJAJA REVIEWBOMB I AM SONYZILLIAN"

Remember no matter how bad your life it's right now, at least you're not Eric.

Cope.

>ACfags so delusional they've given their boogeyman a name
When will the persecution end?

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I was going to say have sex but that would be traumatic for any normal person.

Imagine inventing and forcing a boogeyman because people criticizing Nintendo hurts your feefees

sad innit. pathetic one might even say.

You haven't posted in the XC2 thread for a few minutes, stop slacking and get back to shitposting.

tortanic really was the worst thing to happen to this cocksucking cesspool wasn't it

You're never ever getting the game snoyggers, enjoy your drought and keep seething

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Magneto hates Astral Chain?

Sure thing Eric. Hey. Xenoblade 2 was a success btw.

Stop confusing criticism for hopes of financial disaster
AC is a shit game, especially by P* standards

Nier Automata was shit too but I'm glad it saved the company because it means I get Bayo 3

"It's not discussed in Yea Forums anymore so it must be bad"
What kind of bubble do you live in, faggot?

Do you really think Bayo 3 is gonna be good? It's been in dev hell for years and the director even quit mid-development. Something is rotten at Platinum

>AC is a shit game
but it obviously isn't you insufferable mongoloid

It is though

>30fps with drops to 20
>button mash combat
>QTEs everywhere
>atrocious pacing with boring ass bamham detective sections

5/10 and I'm being generous.

still mad about bayonetta 2

I just unlocked the the ability to start pumping upgrade points into my guy and my legion. Are there any skills akin to like offensive defensive from mgr? Stuff that is basically necessary and really should be part of your default kit?

But it is
The story is a retarded version of Eva that somehow manages to cram two filler arcs into a 15 hour game
The characters do nothing and disappear after file 5
The combat is ultra simplistic and yet is still on a drip feed
The enemy design and conveyance is some of the worst I've ever fucking seen
The game is full of terrible puzzles and platforming and my god those shitty stealth sections

It's an abortion

The biggest flop of 2019

Perfect call is your first real defensive option, dodge is useless
Pay attention to your plug in chips because they're way more important than mechanical skill

>button mash combat
literal kotaku tier argument, dilate

Yea Forums only talks about games that piss them off.
After the butthurt exclusive people found their rest, most threads went away.

Control thread is over there.

ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZL ZR ZR ZR ZR

Don't bring your rehashed shitposting into these threads. You're as bad as ACfag/OP.

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