What is Yea Forums's go to drink for long vidya sessions?

ADRENALINE
IS GASOLINE

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water

>tfw no onee san to give me energy drinks an cuddles

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With or without ice?

Water and one stick of celery please

Energy drinks are poison for your body,don't fall for the succubi's tricks.

Just a little so the condensation doesn't get my desk wet

I want to sniff a pretty young woman asshole

Wheres the boomer edit?

Water
Maybe once a month I'll have a black coffee

Busch. It's cheap.

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Bang

Water or coffee, sugar is poison.

A cappuccino to start my morning, and then water for the rest of the day. Perhaps a nice amaretto in the evening.

I forget to drink.

Cawfee

wa

She probably treats a good time in bed like a wrastling match.
Probably bucks and moos like a bull too.

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Just trying out different new drinks every now and then, preferably the healthy ones like pic related. If you are drinking unhealthy shit like monster daily you are doing it wrong, I do admit that its really fucking good and works well but just do it few times a year and you are good and the rest of the time go for the healthier alternatives.

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cacao in the morning, water rest of the day

coffee fags are the worst
> HURR I CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT MY JAVA

Just tap water. Everything else is poison.

quim

Pepsi Max and also girls with long black hair always make me feel really lonely.

She literally runs up to someone else's car
Pulls out the pump and drinks it.
Then turns into a car and drives off.

Not even a high speed chase with the cops for stealing fuel

> drank a single can of redbull mixed with alcohol at a club at like 2am one day
> couldn't sleep the entire day after going home and felt like my heart was going to burst out of my chest at any moment
this shit is dangerous yo

Water

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That's a fucking Datsun?

gamer girl piss

Cute lips!

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>not bath water

Why does she wear the mask?

anime girls in one piece swimsuits are so fucking sexy, there is nothing that looks hotter

She has a cold.

Why do people drink energy drinks?

>it doesnt give you energy
>it costs money unlike water

I just dont get it, is the marketing really that effective?

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>marketing firms now use big tiddy anime girls to collect marketing data to sell to companies like Monster

What do you mean? Her hair's covering her lower face, silly!

piss is cleaner than that gross dirt water

I usually have one when I missed coffee in the morning and it's too hot to get one.

Perfect for swimming in Water, the ultimate drink.

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Why does she wear the mask?

Sugar drinks are very addictive.

youtu.be/H6Qq3CTNqUk

quench my thist with gasoline

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QUENCH MY THIRST

but it does give energy

You are the silly, silly idiot

imagine not having literal taste

Gotcha fa.m

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yes, post more

covfefe

Based, default is the best taste.
Cringe, unironically the worst monster taste and boomer/zoomer is a reddit meme.

Why drink energy drinks when you can take caffeine pills and get the same effect for a cheaper price

Water, room temp. I'll have a Jumex on occasion, they are delicious if you freeze them.

Soda is piss.

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They are perfect only if they are puffy

Water, pomegranate Izze, or the occasional mango NOS because I like how it tastes.

Board warrior calling someone cringe lmao, go back to knowyourmeme loser

black coffee or milk tea

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I got violently ill the last two times I took gas station caffeine pills.

I wonder what mundane shit is gonna get turned into a little girl next.
We got rocks, horses, weapons... are there any train anime?

god damn it /o/

Anyone tryaking their own mkmster
Its a lot of sugar for just one can

>boomer/zoomer is a reddit meme.
actually its a guerilla marketing meme started by monster to shill their drinks

coffee, tea or water. I don't drink sugar because I'm not a fat amerilard

Where is the penis?

Monster, Redbull and all energy drinks taste like SHIT. Litterally chemical candy juice with bubbles.
There's no way to like something unless you've been feed shit your whole life (as britbongs for example)

Competition swimsuits are the best

If it's a multiplayer game
>Monster
if it's single player
>Water or Milk

Is English your first language?

fuck off, futa fag

I drink only the finest cunny juices

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based bull offering paizuri

Indeed it's not

If i took that off would she die?

Does she wear the mask to hide her rotting teeth?

They taste like shit though.

It would be very painful

Wheres my wife Dia?

Absolutely based abboanon

They had these stocked in the Coops and paki stores around my house AND NOW THEY'RE ALL FUCKING GONE WHERE HAVE THEY GONE COOP START FUCKING REFILLING YOUR SHELVES YOU OVERPRICED FUCKS

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right here

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Zest Tea brand green tea brewed hot. Sip it in between online matches/respawns or in custscenes in various games.

Or I'll take a dose of pre-workout.

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Why do waterfags think they'll live forever? Do they not see the hubris? They're almost as bad as vegans.

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>sexualizing energy drinks
amazing, coomers.

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Monsters Addicted shits bad rip my teeth

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gin

2 scoops strawberry whey

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>don't drink coffee
>don't drink energy drinks
>drink almost exclusively water
I'm not even a straight edge, I just don't like the taste and I'm a cheap bastard.

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Oh and alcohol if the mood strikes me.
I used to pair drinks with certain games but now I just sip a beer, wine, or sake.

GIVE ME FUEL
GIVE ME FIRE

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>I used to pair drinks with certain games
examples?

>subhumans ITT that actually consume energy drinks

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>sake
fucking WEEB

two nikes were not enough

GIMME DABAJABADAAAAAAAA

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Now post the Raikou and Shuten one.

Uruka a shit

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BAWLS GUARANA FOR ANY TRUE GAMER

>Coop
Swissfag?

Really glad I'm not the only one who recognizes this.

Also the sudden spike in clown-related memes in the last year (clown world clown apu, etc) is viral marketing funded by Warner Bros for the Joker movie.

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Because caffeine + sugar together are a drug that neither of them are separately.

I'm gonna head off out and get an energy drink to prove you that I have not fallen for the marketing but purely a choice I made of my own discretion.

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>tfw this shit works like a charm and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
>it's only going to get worse from here as marketing graduates get more and more insight and experience.

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Alcohol is the most useless beverage.

The internet is almost fully commodified and commercialized at this point. Sadly, we're just going to have to wait for a new medium to come and replace the internet, like the internet replaced TV, until the people who killed TV and the internet come to kill that too.

OH NO
I FILLED IT WITH DIESEL

can I have a source please?

>doesn't give you energy
well if you haven't blown your fucking pancreas to shit with overabundance of sugary products in your body, sugar actually does equate to energy.

So you usually want to fit the mood or perhaps the setting or the feel of the gameplay.

So for a Devil May Cry style game you'd go with redbull+Vodka
For a Castlevania game you would go with a red wine.
For Metal Gear Solid games it could vary MGS1 is generally a Vodka game (something I imagine snake drinking as he wastes away in Alaska with his dogs before being tapped for the mission) and MGS2 and MGS5 are players choice while MGS3, MGS4, Peace Walker, Ground Zeroes are all straight scotch on ice games.

For fighters its always beer.

sneed

Instant coffee with a splash of hazelnut whitener.

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now this is some spicy autism

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people only have two feet how would they wear more

No one who drinks energy drinks scores over a B- in hygiene, tops. Prove me wrong. Everyone I know who drinks this shit is either overweight as fuck or greasy and gross. It smells like fucking poison. I can't fathom why someone would want to drink something that's ODOR has a fucking tingle to it.

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Liquid Methamphetamine

what do I drink for Donkey Kong Country?

youtu.be/CLzKgR2Vmy8
There is only one drink for this man

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Now edit it so that James is holding a Switch

>metabolism
what kind of marketing is that?

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Water usually.

Same here brother.

>tfw they came back last week

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Monster Energy has bailed me out so many times at work.

>Shamble in after 5 hours of sleep at 4AM
>Drink half a can to boost myself

Banana smoothie

Banana shake

I say we go back to telnet BBSes

Kerosene

this

It has better be filtered water

Water is free

Isn't it obvious, user?
Banana daiquiri.

I would say it's autism to expect everyone to enjoy everything like you enjoy it, user.

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Energy drinks have caffeine like almost any other fizzy drink but they also have a mix of vitamins

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gimme the artist this is cute

How about Katamari Damacy?

fpbp

Lol decapitated bird

Not a bad idea, text is normie repellent

Cum

Get a lint roller
Roll on every household object you can think of
Eat that

good to see monster upgrading its marketing campaign

I remember this pasta. Also obligatory

>5 hours sleep

imgaine doing advertisement work for monster without financial compensation

I want to fuck her.

It’s actually working. Those boomer OPs are absolutely repulsive but I’ve found myself in this thread. I’m not retarded though so I’ll never spend money to drink anything

Hatsukoi zombie

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you should also include a few houses too.
and lamp posts, trees too.

Pits and tits is the fucking best!

Although the King of All Cosmos destroys the universe in a drunken binge he never struck me as someone to drink high quality liquors or wines.
He strikes me as the type to do the japanese salaryman thing and just go have a bunch of cheap beer after a day of work.
So I'd suggest a Japanese beer import if you can get it or maybe pic related.

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GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS

only the best

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>Eve didn't win
Worst MC and ending in recent memory

please, someone, anyone? I need a fucking source asap.

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She was literally the only good thing about that shitty anime.

JAPvs on twitter, he draws a lot of cute shit

>took me literally 10 seconds to find
Sauce beggars are the worst.

bless you

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I quit caffeine last year and it was among the best decisions I've ever made.

Beer mostly.

Rum and coke

>MGS2 and MGS5 are players choice
I hate you

WHY IS THIS PIC SO TRUE

Actually, Juiced is the best flavor.

No but you do have this earworm youtu.be/ZdrQEOuuEeA
If I recall correctly these girls represent different train stations and are plastered around them.

hot
thot

based

>want some water nerd?

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GAS GAS GAS
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>eyebrows

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Yeah thanks

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I'd rather drink the sweat from her pits desu

anyone else drink maybe 2-5 (no idea) water bottles a day, and piss constantly?

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I drink 75cl a day

Whatever for?
Oh I guess I missed MGR:R.
For that I'd say the same as DMC games (tequila for DmC), redbull and vodka or you can switch for Rum and Coke.
Although I usually reserve Rum for things that take place in tropical areas or anything with pirates.

oh, Dark Souls games you'll either want to go with dry wines or maybe a port unless you're going to make a drinking meta game out of it then you'll want to take a swig of a screwdriver every time you have to drink an Estus. Screwdriver chosen because they're both orange.

That should cover it.

tea

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Cock

Lost.

>Energy drink shills

looks bad m8

>All that word drawing and shading the body
>Copy paste some flat anime features on a completely flat face and call it a day

I don't understand

>don't drink coffee
>don't drink energy drinks
>just chug caffeine pills

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wtf is this caption

It's astonishing how drinking your 6-8 cups daily justs makes you healthier automatically and caffeine not work anymore

Yea Forums making me want to drink Monster and stroke my dick again.

Gimme foo gimme faah gimme dabajabazaaa, ooh!

Drink five hour energy
It's not a drink
More like a drink

>Joker trailer comes out
>Guys, it's LITERALLY Joker living in a society xD
>clown memes start exploding
I cannot believe that shit flew under people's radar

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You're better off drinking water after a physical effort

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now this is cringe

I drink water

this whole thread is an ad
only fucking retarded football fans drank this shit as far as i remember
mountain dew i can understand but energy drink are a big fucking doubt, really makes me think this is all just poorly disguised ads/shilling

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>implying it was the Joker trailer that started it

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Does coconut water count

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Water, tea, coffee or some type of alcohol.

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Icy cold Dr. Pepper AKA The Nectar of the God's.

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these fucking bleached fetishes are so bizarre they work as comedy like those arthur/tomoko pics

For real, who wants a skinny black girl?

It wasn't started BY the trailer. It was planted by grassroots marketers months ahead of time. Also
>responding with a Bors comic
kys

based

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The only acceptable soda

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What is this reddit garbage?

Ultra red a best

Kurisu's ass probably taste like dr. pepper.

Don't ask me, all I did was change the can it was holding.

feels and tastes pretty good to a sugar & caffeine addict

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Sauce?

>Be me.
>Hanging out with QT from college in the morning before class.
>Need some caffeine so start walking to vending machines.
>"Hey QT, want some DP?"
>"Nooo, it's too early for DP."
>"I was talking about the drink you fucking slut."

Fucking thots, I swear.

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it's in the webm title you silly goose

>drinking just milk by itself
while i consume like 4 liters a week thats fucking disgusting

Woah, I'm gonna drink MONSTER™ Energy Drink because I'm influenced by completely legitimate memes on Yea Forums

Gotta chug it all bros

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water guy myself

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Unironically, G Fuel. Watermelon flavor. No sugar, it's mostly water, it has caffeine, and the flavor is light and not overly sweet.

I want to fuck... an anime girl

That doesn't look like water...

Out of what?

>be me
>spend my nights watching cuck porn

What the fuck is that bitch doing with my Bombay Sapphire?

Breast milk from my waifu

What an absolute waste

This is fucking retarded and i usually like bard bots stuff. Also lmao that face

coconut milk counts.

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Ice water, but considering it's VR, I don't have any choice.

Never had coconut milk. Is it yummy?

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water chads report in

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Fuck no.

Is that a a pasta?
Gave me a genuine chuckle

*gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*

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A good brand is sweet with a bit of herbal character. I like it, but it will give you that sickly aftertaste in the back of your throat if you drink too much of it.

Isn't it great that Yea Forums made this totally natural meme?

*cracks delicious Monster* yup, fellow gamers, we sure came up with this one all on our own!

Terremoto

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>everyone posting about water is an animefag c*mbrain
Like pottery

milk
pocari sweat
water

>Be me.
>Offer a nerdy college kid a blowjob from my girlfriend for $50.
>Pick him up in our car.
>He sits in back seat with my girlfriend while I drive around.
>She starts sucking him off.
>He blows his load in sixty seconds.

Cucking was meh but getting $50 was sweet.

The armpit is the most sexually inviting part of an anime girl

Artist is into thicc. He doesn't give a fuck about the face, it could be a ugly hag for all he cares -- just the body.

Do you have evidences to back that up?

faces are hard

Viral marketing threads please go

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HAHA WTF SHES THE MONSTER ENERGY DRINK? THATS THE EPIC MEME!!!! THATS THE EPIC VIRAL MARKETING MEME I SAW ON TWITTER!!! HAHAHAHA HOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

I agree

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imagine being mad about harmless marketing

Martha has the best pits

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They're annoyed because they're weak willed and can't help but buy products if presented with them. They're helpless, almost like children.

BENZIIIIINNNNE

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video games

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Nigger cum

Most underrated post ITT

Mr. Marcinko what are you doing here?

Iced tea, no sugar.

I don't know, I just take caffeine pills washed down with WATER. Keeps me from falling asleep when I smoke too much weed during gaming sessions.

Reverse trap>>>>>>>>>eyebrows
(She's hot tho, not gonna lie)

Water and maybe coffee if it's not too late in the day. Weekends usually beer.

What about it?

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Good taste.

Kurisu's ass is for enthusiastic groping and fucking.

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water and a half stalk of celery

Used to be soda, but then I became diabetic.

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>drink 8 beers
>perfect parries on Sekiro
>drink 10 beers
>kill me God

Enjoy your heart exploding at 50 retards, energy drinks are fucking terrible for you

>living past 50
what is there to do in life except for bitching at kids being on your lawn?

>wanting live past 50 after you can't even remotely enjoy anything anymore and bored of everything
heck, I'm already there at 35

You can still drink diet soda, don't be a drama queen.

play games and watch anime

no good games or anime will come out in that time, pretty sure by the time everyone here is 50 moot would have died

Don't post my wife like this faggot.

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>used to be soda
how do you become soda

>moot
who?

water without any ice

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the first transgender person on Yea Forums, rumor has it he has been taking HRT all his life to become the little girl he always dreamed of.

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Based and Hydropilled

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That not the problem, everything else is the problem. Can't even go upstairs like a normal person.

bubbly personality and brown

Water, Coke Zero, hot or iced latte, pineapple juice.

That's a messy torso

Then the problem is that you're fat as fuck. Diabetes don't make it hard for you to fucking go upstairs.

Cold brew with some flavor syrup and heavy cream.

Tastes amazing.

he probably lost a foot to diabetes

I drink nothing else.

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I just use them for a caffeine boost if I don't feel like making a pot of coffee. pills are ineffective to me.

dumb ass that's a cereal bowl

Carbonated mate-based drinks. Although they're mostly reserved for long programming sessions.

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You mug-fags disgust me you know.

Then the problem is that he's a fucking idiot. You know how long does it take for that to happen? You don't just get sick and suddenly you lose a finger or two, what harms you is having abnormally high quantities of sugar in your blood vessels, scratching and damaging them from the inside little by little. It'd take you years of not going to the fucking doctor, even though you'd feel really tired all the time.

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fpbp

>needing energy to sit on your ass to play video games

Jesus, just how morbidly obese are you fucks?

>shakes uncontrollably
I need my sips man, MOM GET ME A MONSTER FROM THE STORE I'M HAVING WITHDRAWALS

meanwhile water chads just go grab some water from the comfort of their own home.

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what about pibbs

why is this so obviously a try hard rip off of that one incels style?

>Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?

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Yerba Mate
Bulletproof coffee
Or nitro cold brew

With seltzer for night time

That's the point

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This, I'm pissing like a race horse because of it. Feels good man

>seltzer
All I had to read to know you were based.

Based roododo poster

This is officially the best energy drink EU

Correct

>are there any train anime?
There's that VN where trains are represented by girls.

Some of them are very effective. Red Bull is pretty weak but drink a Bang sometime and you'll see what the appeal is. They're awful for you and I wish I didn't need them but sometimes the kick is necessary.

so wait, is this specific panel crop from a parody hentai or some shit? or is this just some trash fanservice ecchi thing? i want to coom, not read some bug people softcore comic

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I LOVE THAT BLUSH ON THE BOOMER KID. Can somebody make an edit of the original boomer with the blush?

That fucking series. Jesus Christ, poor Ebino, losing to a literal boy.

You should just google the name and figure out for yourself you lazy faggot it will take like 15 seconds.

But no, its not a hentai.

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Don't drink energy drinks, you're weakening your heart and risking heart attacks.

but those are a good thing

that's the joke dummy

these things are a dollar where I live and are hopefully killing me faster

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>implying I want to keep living
Lmao at your life bruh

hanime.tv/videos/hentai/kimi-omou-koi-2

If I only drink carbonated water, can I fit in with water Chads too?
I moved into the inner city from my 20k population rural town for a job and the city slicker water tastes weird, but I went to a liquidator and got 62 Liters of Club Soda for $5 and it's all I drink now.

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If I was an actual Tranny I would be seething at people like that. Like that is so low energy and so low effort I'd think these people are mocking me and not serious.
How long before we see some tranny version of TERFs that bully these "gender fluid" (gross name for gross people) fucks out?

I used to work in Denver. The water there tasted slimy somehow.

Useless party trick goddess

it has many applications, for your information

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I had the opposite reaction
The water in the city wasn't that bad, but when I went to a more rural area the well water was gross even before I got a report saying that the well had ran low and there was risk of contaminants
Haven't drank anything but bottled water ever since

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I need a woman like this. I can't stand young girls.

It helps me focus for some reason

Name one

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>tfw your pump in rural area used to have absolutely amazing water but it slowly got worse over the past 2 decades
it's not toxic or anything and perfectly drinkable but I don't "enjoy" drinking it anymore and just go bottled now

squirting on your gay crotch so it looks like you peed yourself.

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why google it when i have retarded simps like you to tell me?

I love the mango ones! But the dont sell them here anymore

>Mr. Pibb

I'm a high class broad, I only fuck with doctors.

A fellow man of taste

Literally my ideal woman.

Romantic non-porn captions are the best captions

What brand? Everything I've drank gives me severe diarrhea.

>drinking water that tastes like plastic

>started reading this manga because main girl absolutely brutalizes my dick
>it's fucking awful and goes absolutely nowhere
Why is it always like this

Because you think with your dick. It is only when your brain catches up that you're filled with disappointment.

What choice do I have if my well water is also dangerous?

Truly is the dilemma of a coomer like myself

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I never drink the stuff, fish fuck in it.