ITT: Times you acted like the Joker in vidya

>"do not turn off the computer while saving"
>turn off computer
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Horror game recommends headphones in dark room.
>Have speakers on in bright ass room
FUCK THE POLICE! STRAIGHT UP FROM THE UNDERGROUND!

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FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

These threads make me laugh in a way Yea Forums hasn't made me laugh in years

There's a difference between being cocky and just being an annoying asshole, these threads appreciate the line between them.

>boss fight coming up, should go back and heal
>push on

SOMEBODY STOP ME

CALL 9/11 NOW

youtubemultiplier.com/58a3405f936cc-fuck-you-i-wont-do-what-you-tell-me.php

>create your character
>select default

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Even ironically regurgitated, it's still pretty good. Reminds me of the last of the good days without the cancer. It's like no one knows how to pretend to be retarded for the sake of others. Except for clowns. Maybe, we are the clowns.

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Yea Forums, this is your father. Focus on your schoolwork. These "video games" aren't going to pay the bills when you're older.

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>skip all dialogue and tutorial text
>don't know what to do when I get to play

send in... the clowns...

>should have job
>play videogames, jerk off and collect autismbux all day

WE LIVE IN A WELFARE SOCIETY

>Dark Souls Prepare To Die Edition
>don't die
TRAVELLING IN A FRIED-OUT COMBIE

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>team asks if I have a mic
>toggle my mic and say "No"
QUE SERA, SERA

>click on thread
>leave thread
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOWWNN

>queue for Dota match
>game is ready
>press Decline
>actually wanted to accept
VALVE BTFO

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>play video games instead of doing homework
AND I HEARD AS IT WERE THE NOISE OF THUNDER

>press the randomise button once
>accept whatever it makes
ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY

>wait 3 years to play a game just to save 20 bucks
>it's shit

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>"attack the objective!"
>hang around to pad my KDA instead
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>See a post with a lot of (You)s
>Mark it as mine
INSANE IN THE BRAIN

Shut the fuck up, I came to 4channel after watching pewdiepie videos. I thought you guys liked gamers.... I'm gonna become a Fortnite Pro and not you or my dad will ever stop me.

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>play melee
>get told to shower
>bathe instead
CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN

>save a guy from being pk'd
>kill him myself
OOH EEH OOH AAH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

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>play as girl
>I'm a boy

THEY DON'T MAKE PILLS STRONG ENOUGH

>"Press W to move forward"
>don't

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>maps are locked until you clear earlier ones
>copy them from campaign folder to download folder
AND THE RED QUEEN'S OFF WITH HER HEAD

The entirety of Kenshi.

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>playing cod
>don't have a mic in
>memorize a name off the lobby list
>loading screen
>quickly put mic in, yell "_____ is a faggot"
>take mic out
then I revel in the carnage

I do this except it's phone calls to my ex-girlfriend

can you explain to me how this shit is full price ?

>playing porn game
>don't jack off

THE WAYS OF GOD FORGOTTEN
ONE THOUSAND DAYS IN SODOM

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>come to thread about a game and say it’s shit
>actually loves it
HIGH VOLTAGE ROCK AND ROLL

>First time playing a game series
>"This difficulty is recommended for beginners"
>Pick the hardest difficulty
LOSING MY SIGHT LOSING MY MIND WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE

Christ He's been dead for literally two weeks
right in the feels

>pic related
>pick Yes
ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI

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How did my father come back from the dead? Also why is he a white man?

>game has micro transactions
>don't buy anything

YEARS OF HARD WORK, WASTED

It's the naunce between playful, harmless annoyances and feigned ignoranced... with whatever spiteful, bitter shitposting people parrot.

>do you want to save your game?
>press yes even though i actually didn't want to
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG THE FUTURE WAS SO BRIGHT

>Plating one of those mid tier Meet n Fuck games
>Focus on beating the minigame not to fuck her but to beat the challenge

>player asks what the hotkey is for something
>tell him the suicide button
>[Name] has died.

>game offers 6-7 different weapons
>use the default one the whole game

BROKEN HOOOOOME

Always tell players to hit Alt+F4 when they ask for key commands for anything

Unless it's the key command to close a window

>admin messages me saying "Hey, got a minute"
>reply with "no"
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHAT?

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>use wireless controller
>sit next to the TV
OOO WA AH AH AH AH

>been playing for a while, need a piss
>hold it in

CAUTION: DO NOT USE WHILE PREGNANT OR SUFFERING FROM A HEART CONDITION

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>playing N64 Super Smash Bros. with all 4 controllers plugged in
>I'm the only one playing
HEADSTRONG
I'LL TAKE ON ANYONE

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>get unique consumable item
>use it in next next random battle
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

>Game credits says: Thank you for buying our game
>I pirated

KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN

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These threads were never funny or interesting.

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>could be playing videogames
>posting on a Polynesian crab fishery hygiene maintenance forum instead

YOU SAY I'M MAD BUT PERHAPS GOOD SIR IT IS THE TWO OF US WHO HAVE BOTH LOST CONTROL OF OUR DAMN MINDS

>say ill buy gane when goty edition is out on sale
>buy it day 1 w/ season pass

>Buy Game Boy link cable
>Go around with it plugged in asking people if they want to play with me
I
HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

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>game has optional objectives
>don't complete them

I HAVE BEEN REFERRED TO AS THE UNRULY PATIENT

>call janny a nigger
>report my own post so that he has to see it

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>hey i want to buy your [item]
>offer
>[absurdly high price] *goes afk*
JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE

>Game reccommends Very High graphics for my computer
>set them to High
NO GOD
NO RULES

>play video games all day instead of getting laid
>mum's boyfriend comes in and rapes me

ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT MY LIFE IS PRETTY PLAIN

>play co-op shooter and only use one type of gun
>still pick up all the ammo for other guns
SAY IT AINT SOOOOOOOOOOOO

>get on voice comms
>say society

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>make a review on steam for a game i bought
>put "acquired this game for free" on the review
YOU MIGHT THINK IM CRAZY

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>find medkit and say I need it
>don't actually need it
CITYS BREAKING DOWN ON A CAMELS BACK

Thank you user, this got a hearty laugh out of me

Kek

>play rhythm game
>mute the music
PSYCHOSOMATIC ADDICT INSANE

>play rpg
>character hates fighting/violence
>make them kill everyone
THROW IT AWAY
THROW IT AWAY
THROW
IT
ALL
AWAY

>guy pk's me
>pm him for rematch
>when he shows ddos him
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE

>pirate a game
>don't ever open it
KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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>This name is taken, please pick something else
>name account "something else"
I DID MY TIME

>press any key to start
>still presses the power button

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kek

>press any key to start
>pressing the power button actually works and doesn't turn off the computer/console

>Are you having a difficult time? Try playing on easy mode.
>Switch to easy mode.
QUIET DOWN BIZ, YOU MUNCHIN' TOO LOUD

Will this be the second modern day kino after BR2049?

>teammate goes stealth
>follow behind him and empty my shotgun/magnum into the air whenever an enemy gets close
WHO MADE WHO?

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>girl joins server
>spend hours trying to find out where she lives so i can drive to her home and murder her in her sleep
DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA

Already being herald as such.

>game recommends I lower the difficulty
>increase it
IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

>rdm some guy and shit talk him the whole time
>when logging off tell him it was fun and to have a nice day
OH SHIT HERE COMES PACMAN

devilish

>See a player getting ganked
>Stand there and watch
WHO MADE WHO
WHO MADE YOU

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>swtich game says press l + r
>press zl + zr instead

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

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>if three or more civilians die, the mission's over!
>kill two

IF LIFE IS A JOKE, I AM THE PUNCHLINE

He's white.
That's why he came back.

>reach Toad with 20 coins
>say no

DEGENERATE INTO SOMETHING FOOL

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do you think joker threads have a made a resurgance because of advertising for the movie, or are the threads themselves advertising for the movie? i like them either way

lel

>get infected by enemy medic
>go back to respawn to heal

CLICK CLICK BOOM

>duel someone in tf2
>get a lucky kill
>afk in spawn the rest of the match
BECAUSE I'M BREAKING THE HABIT

youtu.be/cA5TMYAqVOg?t=47

I need to start doing that, thanks for the idea user

These threads were originally made to make fun of Jared Leto's Joker, because of the damaged tattoo

MOM'S GONNA FREAK was the first one I believe

What game?

>minority or woman gamer joins the server
>treat them nicely as I would any other player
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4

>playing rock band
>friend asks, "hey, you got another guitar so I can play?"
>"nope, sorry"

I DONT THINK YOU TRUST IN MY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE

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>playing a wrpg for the very first time
>try to be an absolute asshole and basically try to do an evil route
>game tries to force into the good route and do the main quests
>do my worst on the quests (constantly get my teammate into enemy heat, leaving to fend for themselves while i slack off)

I'M SITTING WITH MY TWO BEST FRIENDS
ONE'S A BOTTLE OF PILLS AND ONE'S A BOTTLE OF GIN

>How to Complete: Collect 5 Animal Hides
>Ran away to another state to avoid pregnant girlfriend
>It's been 6 years and still havent been found
KILLA CAM KILLA KILLA CAM CAM

>playing l4d2
>doing best teamwork up until the rescue is coming
>being the only survivor

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>team kill
>say on mic “who’s team killing?”
IM A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE

Absolutely fucking based

PAINFULLY underrated post.

>play Pokemon
>box my starter
OAK'S GONNA FREAK

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Fuck, that one actually made me chuckle.

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Team Fortress Classic

>Borderlands 3
>Use Jakobs shotguns so much they send an appreciation gift in the mail
>A purple-rarity shotgun far better than mine, at my level, and it looks cooler
>Decline
>Message deleted
I DON'T NEED YOUR AU-THOR-I-TY
DOWN WITH THE MORAL MA-JOR-I-TY

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>join a turbine 24/7
>capturing the dossier is against the rules
>play a high mobility scout and capture it until I win
>say "I had to do all the work"
i WON'T BECOME THE THING I HATE i WON'T BECOME YOOOOOOOOOOUU

All of Person 5

>Person

>TK randos in L4D
>make funny compilation of best rage moments
>upload to youtube
You're the new revolution
The angst-filled adolescent
You fit the stereotype well

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Literally , what happened?

The joke is also based heavily on an interview with Leto about the role, where, according to him, in order to "get into character" as the faggy character actor he is (character actors literally try to embody the character they play every hour of the day, even off-set, to maintain the "vibe"), he would "channel his inner joker" and "play cruel pranks" on his fellow actors.
The "pranks" he described were so fucking tame, mundane, and not-Joker-like, that most people didn't even notice a prank had been played on them, like swapping out someone's chocolate-chip muffin for a blueberry muffin when they weren't looking, or saying "no" when someone asks if he can tell them what time it is, even though he isn't busy and he knows the current time perfectly well.

I gave my technological capital cities to a weak civ and then built my own and then conquered them back and now I have 3 in galciv3 eat a dick Alturians.

>create your character in a serious game
>make an abomination of sliders with a joke name
AIN'T FOUND A WAY TO KILLLLL MEEEE YEEEEET

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It just causes a bunch of fragmented data that, if left to pile up, can slow your computer down or trip it up sometimes. You can just run the stock disk defrag program every week or couple of weeks to clean up junk data and keep your PC mostly tidy.

Brainlet here. What is a stock disk defrag program?

>play a fighting game
>button mash
>win

MAH MIND IZ PLAYIN TRIX ON MEH

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It does it automatically, don't fear retard

t-then who made this post??

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>playing a Zach Barth game
>view the manual in a pdf rather than printing it off laminating

>teammates on fire from enemy pyro.
>w+m1

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINEEEEEEEEEEEE YUH

>Thank you for playing the game!
>Pirated it
OH WAH AH AH AH

>reply to thread
>

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>be me
>last one left alive, don't even attempt to do the objective
>stay alive to keep my KDR even though we lose
Send in...the clowns.

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oh FU K

>choose Drengin Empire
>diplomatic victory
I see my door is red I want to paint it black

>get kicked from server for calling someone a nigger
>add him afterwards
>call him a nigger again
LOCK ME UP

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>pc recomends me to turn down the volume if im using headphones to not damage my ears
>turn it all up
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

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>Game creator hosts an AMA on Reddit
>Ask them for a refund
I’M A SCATMAN

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> buy game
> pirate dlcs
OPEN UP YOUR HATE AND WONT YOU GIVE IT TO ME.

>Watch almost entire credits roll after beating game
>"And most importantly, thank y-"
>Skip credits
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP

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>save game
>computer crashes during save
BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE

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>play coop game
>alt tab near the end of the mission

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>Later post on Yea Forums how horror game was not scary
CRAWWWWLLING IN MY SKIN!

>we reccomend reading the tutorial for this game
>dont
>die because i understand nothing
>give the game a negative rewiew and shit on it on Yea Forums
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

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>play RTS campaign
>[character] must survive
>get them killed
GIMME FOO GIMME FAI GIMME JABAZABAZA

God damnit

NO

>Legally purchase a game
>Never even install it
OOOO YES, I'M THE GREAT PRETENDER

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>”This game contains flashing lights; don’t play if you have epilepsy”
>Have epilepsy
>Play anyway
BAWITDABA DA BANG A DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGY SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGY

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>do a 360 turn
>press S

>boss at 1 hp
>lay back and enjoy his moveset
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>host game on newly launched content
>match making servers a shit
>connect to other players
>how long you guys been waiting in the queue?
>ohhh about 3 hours
>kick them from the group

>start a multiplayer game
>replace all the other players with bots
OUT FOR A BIG ONE, SNIFFIN' ON THE MIAOW MIAOW

>friends playing tf2
>server is full
>as a friend to type in chat: "alt + f4 gives a free hat"
>*joining server*

BACK OFF I'LL TAKE YOU ON

My "schoolwork" was just a bunch of memory regurgitation shit that didn't payed the bills either.
I wish they had a fucking HS course that teaches you to file your fucking taxes.

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BRETTY GUD

based

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>friend asks if game is good
>say no
>it's actually good
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>Play virtual pet for a week straight
>real dog dies of starvation
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY....

>I wish they had a fucking HS course that teaches you to file your fucking taxes
You mean you didn't have to take "Five Seconds on Google 101?" What a fucking ripoff.

that never works
true chads make them do something that is game specific that will fuck em up, a bad example being "unbindall" into console for valve games.
I tricked a guy in tf2 to make it so his D key spun him around in a circle instead of strafing to the right

>Cornered by overpowering enemy
>Offers to spare me if I help him
>Ask what he needs me to do
>Attack him while he's explaining
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

>new online game
>make numerous accounts with popular names
>don't play the game

MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI COLA

>do not remove memory card while this icon is showing
>pull out memory card
I DID MY TIME, AND I WANT OUT

>quest is to save said person
>save him
>kill him after he thanked you
>quest failed

I'M TIRED OF BEING WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE

The amount of times this actually happens is probably really high

that is oddly specific user, are you ok?

>Playing fighting game
>At character selection
>Hover over my character and let the time limit run out to select him

HAIL TO THE KING

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>escort mission
>get to the end
>kill the character I'm escorting
GOMEN NE SUNAO JA NAKUTE
YUME NO NAKA NARA IERU
SHIKOU KAIRO WA SHOTTO SUNZEN
IMA SUGU AITAI YO

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best one so far

link

>Other player asks "can you hear me"
>Respond "no"
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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kek

>play game with acclaimed OST
>mute it and play my own music
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

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>pick healer class
>play them as DPS and outdamage the entire team
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, I WON'T BE IGNORED

>Objective: Survive
>Die
BE MORE LIKE ME, BE LESS LIKE YOU

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>watch credits
>skip post-credit cutscene

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Did a drugged out raider RP on Fallout NV. Didn't know you could actually become friendly with the Fiends if you have a high enough speech skill and can sell them drugs.

It was pretty fun actually. I wish there were more available negative karma companions

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>don't say word or we will steal your money
>say word
>money stolen
I BLESS THE RAINS
DOWN IN AFRICAAAA

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>Porn game says you will cum in 5 minutes

>Don't jerk off

>Never cum

ONE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

save corruptions
not very fun

>Play MARIO Kart
>Pick Donkey Kong
I AM AN APE MAN

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i have a faggot friend that always burps into the mic, one day im gonna scream into the mic until his ears bleed

>small minecraft server
>say good night
>ignite my own house
>log off
>log on the following day
>some kid got banned for it
TAKE NO PRISONERS
TAKE NO SHIT

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>post on Yea Forums
>hates video games
SENDING OUT AN S.O.S.

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>queue as tank
>find game instantly
>decline ready up
>dps players that waited for 10 minutes now have to wait more time
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE

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>eat, drink, breathe, burp, and cough directly into mic for all friends to hear
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEYYYYYEESSSSS

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>Arkham Knight
>game lets me play as Joker
>gives me a gun
>expects me to start killing everyone
>spare Penguin's life

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>Ban from posting on Yea Forums
>Post Yea Forums thread on Yea Forums
>Use the first post to tell mods it was a "mistake" and to please move it to Yea Forums
>They actually do it and reach 500 replies

All I have... Are negative thoughts...

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You deserve a you for that obscure megadeth reference.

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

what was it?

>claim I left the thread
>still here
I WANNA HEAR AN ENCORE DO YOU WANT MORE

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Red or Blue pill
I TAKE THE BLUE ONE AND A NAP
BIG TRUCK BIG TRUCK TOO SMALL TOO SMALL TO COMPROMISE

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That user posted this :) hope you find it funny!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>devs say hard difficulty is how the game is meant to be played
>choose very easy instead

THOSE WHO DIED UNJUSTIFIED

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>pirate game
Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND

>gain the ability to walk/run faster
>don't use it
CIGARETTES ICE CREAM FIGURINES OF THE VIRGIN MARY

>know it's a rick roll by the thumbnail
>still click on it
WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN
INAN NUDEAR OUN
AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN'
ILL BE YOUR NUMBAWAN WITHAULLET
AOADED GOH COMLE COCKITANDOOOLIT

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OOOOOOOOH-AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH

>ping a fungus for engi
>grab it right before he does
BAD COMPANY.. I CAN'T DENY

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>play easy mode
>don't get to see the true ending
>look it up on youtube
YOU SHIFT SIXTEEN TONS AND WHAT DO YOU GET?

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Whoops wrong link already copied user! I meant to post this one:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs

I haven't heard Pantera in a long ass time, thanks user

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>playing Gen 1 Pokemon game
>Name myself BLUE

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SOMEBODY STOP ME IM GOIN INSANE

>RPG create a class
>Spend 5 minutes researching the best race/class combo and a good name
>When im done I hit randomise instead
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>indie game
>devs struggle with money and put tons of effort in the game
>pirate and delete after I'm done
>dont even seed the torrent

WOE TO THE VANQUISHED

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>get told to adjust the brightness settings so the icon is barely visible
>turn brightness to the max so it's completely visible
IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY

>Insert disc 2 to continue
>Insert disc 4 instead

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>play on the easiest difficulty
>complain that the game is too easy

BICYCLE BICYCLE BICYCLE

>someone asks for proof
>just respond with "PROOF"
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOR

>get told to adjust the brightness settings so the icon is barely visible
>doesn't matter what setting I chose, the baked-in bloom makes it unnecessary to use a flashlight or similar tool ingame

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>user claims character as his waifu
>play the game and romance her cucking him in the process

THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

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>Don't turn off the system while saving data
>turn off system

I'M BLUE DABU DEE DABU DAA

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>Remake adds new stuff
>Play through the whole game actively avoiding it
LO QUE PASO PASO

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>play pokemon
>game asks if I want to nickname my pokemon
>name them their species name
YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU

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I almost never recognize the songs in these threads, I am retarded?

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>Login Bonus: triangle
>logs out without pressing it

>Objective: Survive
>kill myself

ES LA GUITARRA DE LOLO

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holy shit

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I don't even know what the lyrics are to most songs because I find it hard to understand them.

Probably a zoomer or not American

just google them

Probably too young

Didn't he mail his co-stars bullets and condoms?

>SCP Secret Lab
>3/4 of the server is in the refinery (SCP-914)
>they put the cards together
>I switch the machine to "rough" while no one is looking
>The cards break, and they start blaming someone else they think did this.

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>bait players into getting angry with me
>report them for "toxic behaviour"
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

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>Advertise the items im looking to sell
>Someone asks how much one of them is
>"Offer"

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE!

>connecting a new controller to my Switch
>says I need to press both triggers
>I do
IM DEMON SPEEEDING

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>some dude is being obnoxious
>loudly exclaim that I'm reported him
>don't even know how to open up the report feature in any game
EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH-NIII-EE-IIINE

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>pirate game
>don't seed
JUMP BOUNCE UP DOWN

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memes aside pavarotti is incredible and that opera rules

>asks for my parents' email
>use my own email instead
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

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I JUST REPORTED YOU SIX TIMES IN A ROW

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>pick a hard song
>clear it first try
DON'T STOP ME NOW

On a separate but related note, one of my best friends literally did this for every game, from WoW to Dark Souls to an online poker game we used to play. It started when a Blizzard GM told him he needed to change his name that contained the word rape, and when he didnt they gave him a randomized ridiculous name, something like Jildadpern. He found it so fucking hilarious he never stopped naming EVERYTHING something retarded and making his characters absurd looking whenever possible. He still joined us in our WoW roleplay and table top games, but he never ONCE played anything other than the chaotic neutral unhinged/man scientist type character with a fucking stupid name. Its one of the most annoying things ive ever experienced.

>Friend gives me his PlayStation
>I give him an STD

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

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>Game says that you should pick Nornal for your first playthrough
>Pick Easy

BLESSED VISIONARY CUT ME WITH YOUR SUN

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>actually wanted to accept
your an impostor and a faggot

I'm impressed this artist remembered Maxie Zeus exists.

>game prompts me to get out of the water, telling me that I am drowning
>don't
SLIIIIIIDE TO THE LEFT

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>Game is freeware
>Send money to the developer through the mail

PSYCHO KILLER
QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST

>say gg
>actually meant git gud
I TRIED TO TALK WITH GOD TO NO AVAIL

>be waiting in lobby to start a red dead online story mission
>2 of the other 3 players voted to kick me
>wait patiently through the hard graft
Of the mission, before getting killed twice on purpose to fail the mission

I’VE BECOME SO NUMB

>game recommends that I take regular breaks
>sit in frony of computer 8 hours straight

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

What is this Peter Zeihan meme?

jesus christ this is actual evil

>store page says game offers 30+ hours of content
>only play it for 2 and then uninstall it

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

>red dead online story
You what now?

>Get asked to put my 3DS away during class
>Keep playing it on my lap under my desk, glancing down at it every so often when the teacher’s looking away from me
WE’RE THE RENEGADES OF FUNK
WE’RE THE RENEGADES OF FUNK

>“Do you want to change the color scheme to improve performance?”
>yes
VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS KNEEL

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>name your character
>input "name"

PAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN

>turn up the brightness until you can't see the left image any more
>turn it all the way up so it's clearly visible

I WANT TO SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND

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>join streamers games in left 4 dead
>start a vote to kick the streamer
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>Press any button to start
>Put down controller

AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

HS use to have classes for basic skills, now they're getting rid of shop and home ec because goys don't need to know how to take care of themselves and schools are only ran for youth indoctrination and embezzling tax money.

>Are you a boy or a girl?
>Pick girl even though i'm a boy
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

>games asks me to enter my name
>Enter "my name"

How is the ne joker movie?

>profile picture can't have porn
>crop porn instead

YESTERDAY ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

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>RED Spy
>disguise as a RED Spy
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO THAT YOU TELL ME

>someone makes post I disagree with
>slide my cock over their post on the screen, leaking precum on their dumb opinions

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FIVE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
SIX
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
SEVEN
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
EIGHT
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>join server
>admin says "hello :)"
>call him a NIGGER
I CAN SEE YOU STARTING TO BREAK

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>buy game
>pirate it later anyway
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

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>Reduce the brightness until you can barely see the symbol in the left.
>Increase brightness to max.
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND

>opponent says "gg"
>I don't reply
WE ARE THE SULTANS OF SWING

Kek

>final boss says I will never defeat him
>lose to him
>turn off the console and never try again
NOTHING'S ALRIGHT
NOTHING IS FINE

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>win game
>say gg first

PUTTIN ON THE RITZ

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>FPS game
>Controls
>From right trigger change fire to A button

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>name red xiii nanaki
>at rocket town
>I am nanaki, otherwise known as nanaki

THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL

>opponent SD's in Smash
>"That was rough." and leave

SEPTEMBER

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>game has tutorial
>refuse to play it then get frustrated and drop the game cause i dont know how to do anything
UPSIDE INSIDE OUT
LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA

Based

>ring out opponent in soul caliber
>don't jump after them

FEAR NOT, JUMP IN THE FIRE

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?

>Learn to play southpaw just to fuck with people when they want to try out my games
THE RED FLAG WAVING NEVER MENT THE SAME

I prefer "You're pretty good"

THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

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"Congrats!" is also excellent

>press any key to continue
>press car key
>car gets stolen
ITS A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE

>game inverts controls
>flip tv upside-down and play normally
I'M JUST HERE TO HOLD YOUR HAND WHEN YOU DIE

>Playing undertale
>In the first area it tells you to take one jelly bean
>I take them all
IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING!
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT!

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SENT TO DRA-EE-A-EE-AIN

BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP

> Someone commends me for playing a decent support
> Report them

CUT MY WRIST
AND
BLACK MY EYES!

>win match
>type "bg"
>press enter
OH BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKIES

>be 4 years old
>play pacman as the ghosts
>sheeple say I'm playing wrong
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU BEND AND BREAK

>CKII
>Sicily, change to Greek culture
>Intermarry into the Byzantine Empire
>Son is Byzantine Emperor
>Pick Electoral Succession
>Son comes of age
>Imprison and Castrate my son, the now former emperor of the Byzantine Empire

WHO WILL STOP ALL THIS MADNESS, THAT HAS CONSEQUENCES

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>save up all my consumables for the boss fight
>don't use them
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE DON'T LEAVE ME BY MYSELF

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>Go on Yea Forums
>Don't actual play video games

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>Make thread about a game I like
>But also pretend I hate the game in the replies

>want to post porn
>check the available boards
>/gif/
>nope
>/s/
>nope
>/d/
>nope
>/ao/
>nope
>/soc/
>nope
>Yea Forums
>nope
>Yea Forums
>perfect
GROWING FAT ON THE THRONE OF AN EMPIRE
TYRANT RULES WITH THE THREAT OF A GREAT FIRE

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>100% undertale
>Learn the the characters are suffering and endless cycle of repetition until I finally stop playing
>start another playthrough anyways
NOW THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

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>game gives me a item needed to finish the quest line
>sell it to a merchant
IT TAKES MY PAIN AWAY

>Go to /h/
>Post Ecchi
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
I'M THE SCATMAN

>Mom tells me to take a shit
>"Not yet"
IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN?

>look up, please
>look down
>play with unwanted inverted Y axis for the whole game
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

>filename says screenshot
>it's a gif
AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL

>pirate game 30,000 times
>company goes bankrupt
>don't even seed afterwards

GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>buy new game for full price on steam
>never install it
>play 5 year old f2p game
HALLS OF JUSTICE PAINTED GREEN, MONEY TALKING

>>pirate game
>never play it
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>"Press the circle button to submit. There are no continues, my friend"
>Hammer the circle button
WICKY WIL'
WICKY WICKY WIL' WIL'

>go on Yea Forums
>don't shitpost on every thread
I WANT TO SEE IT PAINT
PAINTED BLACK
BLACK AS NIGHT BLACK AS COAL

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>playing an online game
>mom asks me to pause it
>tell her ok and go afk mid match
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE
TWO WORDS COMBINE THAT CAN'T MAKE SENSE

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>game tells me to use headphones for best experience
>use speakers
YES IM TURNIN TO STONE CAUSE YOU AINT COMING HOME
WHY AINT YOU COMIN HOME IF IM TURNING TO STONE
YOUVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG AND I CANT CARRY ON
YES IM TURNIN IM TURNIN
IM TURNIN TO STONE

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>BUY game on steam
>at full price
>never play it
CUT LOOSE FOOTLOOSE
KICK OFF YOUR SUNDAY SHOES

>buy Link's Awakening for Switch
>play Link's Awakening for Gameboy
SO GRIM, SO TRUE, SO REAL

>objectie: survive
>kill myself irl
BUUUUUUUUUUUURNING OOOOOON
JUST LIKE THE MATCH YOU STRIKE TO INCINERATE

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>Buy a multiplayer game
>Never join a lobby or play online

SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

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>game is freeware
>pirate it anyway

>game deletes your save file
>upload deleted save to the cloud
DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME

>Player asks for everybody to play honorably 1v1
>Gank in every 2v1 scenario
CRAWLS LIKE A WORM FROM A BIRD

>install mmo
>only play on a private, solo server
IN RESTLESS DREAMS I WALKED ALONE
NARROW STREETS OF COBBLESTONE

>buy every current gen console and PC
>play gachas on phone all day instead
THE SUN GOES DOWN
I FEEL THE LIGHT BETRAY ME

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I don't even read Batman but I love the joker meme.

>playing team game
>deliberately perform terribly and drag my team down
>type "gg ez" into the chat when my team manages to win in spite of my actions
HERE'S THE MAN WITH THE TEETH LIKE GOD'S SHOESHINE

>Buy Fallout IP
>Release FO3, FO4 and FO76
COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME

youtube.com/watch?v=TYHTr2Z82Ao

Broke my friend's copy of Samurai Warriors in half. Glued it back together, gave it back to him and never talked to him again.

CALL ON MEEEEEE!
CALL ME

>be omniscient about a certain niche game that is not well known but extremely good because I have played it more than anyone else
>Never see any threads on it on Yea Forums so I decide to create one
>Instead of recommending the game however, I shit on it with points so elaborate and well thought out even the few people who have played it start to agree with me because they have too little knowledge of the game to refute my ultimately porous points
>game is now unanimously hated by Yea Forums and no one will even pirate it to try it and see it's incredibly good
>put the game in and play it for the umpteenth time and have a great time while it fades into obscurity in the mind of everyone else
AND NOW WE'RE ALL TOO BLAME
WE'VE GONE TOO FAR
FROM PRIDE TO SHAME
WE'RE HOPEFULLY BLISSFUL AND BLIND

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ONE IS A TRAGEDY
A MILLION IS A STATISTIC

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FUUUCK ARE YOU OKAY JANNY???

>no save data detected would you like to create new save data?
>no

THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WOAAAAAAH

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everyone rants on about how Yea Forums is just politics and not video games but even though ive been here for only two years there are lots of little things i find on here that can only come from Yea Forums; there's a little kernel of what it's all about still there underneath all the shitslinging and sometimes it's able to come out

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>Play a video game because I'm depressed and want to have fun
>don't have any fun and actually feel worse and turn the game off 20 min later

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>need to download update to start game
>cancel update and start anyway

THEY CALL ME STACY, THAT'S NOT MY NAME

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jesus FUCK thats great

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>playing single player game
>mom ask me to take out trash
>say it’s online and I can’t pause it
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

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>but even though ive been here for only two years
poor newfag
you're right but the ratio used to be a lot better

>ellis is hanging on a ledge
>i let him fall
RULES OF NATURE

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>I made a party of only gruff old men in Etrian Odyssey

Wake me up
Before you go go

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>Make an avatar resembling myself in the character maker to the best of my abilities
>finish it up
>Game asks me if this character is okay?
>"NO"
LOVE MY WAY, IT'S A NEW ROAD
I FOLLOW WHERE MY MIND GOES

saved

>Fighting king bob-omb
>Throw him off the mountain repeatedly

TAKEN MY ARMS
TAKEN MY LEGS
TAKEN MY SOUL
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

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perfect

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This is art

kek

>tutorial level
>die
FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM

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>Spend 2 hours in character creation
>Play the whole game in first person
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU BOY BUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME

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>blow my savings on top of the line PC
>Play on lowest settings to easily see enemies

I AM NOT THE SUNSHINE
I AM NOT THE MOON AT NIGHT

>Please don't turn off your system when the game is autosaving
>Turn off the system
WAKE ME UP BEFORE I CHANGE AGAIN

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>play Sonic
>go slow in every level
>play Mario
>speedrun as fast as i can
WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

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>underwater stealth scrolling escort mission on a timer
>make it to the end and got all the collectibles that won't be available later
>turn off game without saving
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

>sniper section
>use my shotgun

NURSE GET THE RESTRAINTS

>"Tenno, you must kill all enemies to proceed."
>kill all enemies
>"Excellent Tenno, get to extraction."
>close the game

RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE

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>Random person posts youtube link in game chat
>stop playing and actually type it into web browser
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION

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>RPG with party members
>Never Heal them and horde all the items to my self

SO HERE I AM HERE I AM HERE I AM
I'M BACK AT THE CROSSROADS AGAIN

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>interested in a game
>don't actually buy the game

NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

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>blow my savings on top of the line PC
>Only use it to post on Yea Forums
ABRACADABRA BOOM SHACKA DAY
I'M VIOLENT J AND I'M BACK LIKE A VERTEBRAE

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>micspamming
>other guy also starts micspamming
>vote to kick him
>it passes
DESCEND INTO DARKNESS
303 DAYS BELOW THE SUN

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>See anons discussing a game
>Quickly jump between the conversation and make retarded arguments on both sides while posting wojacks
>Then complain about wojack posting on the same thread

HEY YOU, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL OR SOMETHING FREE?

I am looking forward to seeing this movie, despite all the "incel" memes surrounding it.
Will it birth a new kind of posting like blade runner did with gossling posting?

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good post

I mean it revived Gosling posting and made it its own thing, Drive was more about Drive than him. Phoenix didn't have it, even though Her had meme potential

Don't see it opening week mate. It's better that you're safe and can enjoy it without any crazies. See it a couple weeks after it releases.

this is super impressive

Her is one of my favourite movies of all time but I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, meme potential.

In fact the movie is so great that it's been up on YouTube free for over a year, lel. Definitely worth a rewatch. In fact, I just might.

>Some of you are alright. Don't come to Joker tomorrow

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youtube.com/watch?v=z9eLyKZUtK4

>It's better that you're safe and can enjoy it without any crazies. See it a couple weeks after it releases
What gave you the impression I am not part of the crazies too?

But really It can't be that bad right?

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Didn't mean to use the infamous reddit spacing

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>But really It can't be that bad right?

Don't forget some crazy dude dyed his hair orange and shot.up The Dark Knight Rises, and that movie was shit

lefties are seething over it's existence because of "incel drive" and "mass shootings", that alone makes me wanna watch it.

All memes aside, I'm tired of the same capeshit cgi jerk-off show they've been pumping out the last few years, so a movie like this that seems more human is appealing to me. Kind of how Logan is one of my favorite comic book movies, despite it being about mutants and superpowers because it wasn't your typical epic spectacle with heroes flying around.

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How can one individual be so based?

>refuse to play the time and money sink that is gacha games
>buy $150+ figures of girls from gacha games instead
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL

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>send friend invite to someone on Steam
>never once speak to him and ignore his messages
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

>complain about white guys with guns
>blacks commit more gun crime than an international arms dealer

SOCIETY, HYPOCRISY, ALL I SEE IS LIES AND MISERY

Dumb Uzi poster

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YO PACMAN, WHAT'S UP?

You don't have shit taste.

Pretty old but still kino
youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

>stealth game
>run straight to the objective with no attempt at subterfuge
>make it

MADNESS, LIKE A CANCER... UH, WAIT, WHAT?

I get you man.
Even as an absolute normalfag pleb shitter who likes the MCU flicks, I am really down and looking forward to Joker just, because how different is.
I kinda hope DC will keep doing this where they make just selfcontained stories with DC characters we already know by now like the animated DC movies(god and monsters, all-star superman, batman the dark knight returns, under the redhood and etc)
Kinda like an actual comic book run.

>Go to /pol/
>Never talk about politics and instead discuss movies and games
I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE

Wait, are there yandere guns?

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>What is Negev?

>buying into capeshit to own the libtards
nu-Yea Forums is a fucking curse

We aren't the clowns, we are the entire circus.

A Jew.

Please tell me game name, this sounds way too devilish to be fake

>someone messages "GG" after destroying me online
>unironically message him back "Thank you, you too good game!"
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

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>putting mines in enemy main spawn
>admin tells me to stop doing it
>i do it again

Any Meet n Fuck game on Newgrounds, especially the ones with ripped off eroge cgs

>go to thread
>mkae a post
>thread dies
I TAKE A BREATH FROM THAT TOXIC MASK OF LIFE

>/vg/ general is infested by discord fags
>get link to discord
>destroy the discord from the inside out by playing mind games with the trannies
>general is saved
>no one remembers me
UHH NO WAIT YOURE KIDDING, HE DIDNT REALLY SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID DID HE?

>have armour with superior stars
>use inferior armour because it looks better

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH EE EE AHA OH EE AH AHA

>Lose game
>still say ez
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>go to thread about acting as the joker
>dont post about being like the joker, just google the music Yea Forums refferences
I CANNOT TAKE THIS ON MY OWN
THERES NO EXCITEMENT

Thank you. thank you thank you thank you

>Dark Souls Prepare To Die Edition
>die unprepared
CANT WAKE UP

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>something that doesnt need my email asks for my email
>enter someones email that i dont like
SAY IT AIN'T SO, I WILL NOT GO

the first trailer for the joker movie was better than the second one in my opinion, second one made it look more generic and not as much WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY as the first one

I know right? [email protected] must have billions of emails

I'd kill to have [email protected]'s account

Smash does this with the HOME button before going into Home

>doing the tutorial for a game
>tutorial consists of an npc telling you what to do
>do the tutorial
>"congratulations you're all se-"
>kill the npc

DEADLY SINNERS, DEADLY SIIIIINNNEEEERRRSSSS

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>game box has message stating basic reading ability is needed to fully enjoy game
>don't know how to read but proceed to play game anyways
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE ROCKS THAT I GOT, I'M STILL I'M STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK

>TF2
>pick medic
>don't heal anyone
CAUSE EVERYBODY'S LIVING IN A MATERIAL WORLD, AND I AM A MATERIAL GIRL

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>thirsty
>put FEV in the water purifier anyway

DANGEROUSLY CHEESY

>Game is at 90% discount
>Buy it later at full price

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

>Spoken language settings can only be changed in the main menu
>quit to title
>don't change the language settings

OOOH, GOODBYE TUESDAY TRAIN

>play fighting game
>never hit anyone, just block
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

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>survival game with hunger and thirst mechanics
>play so long long, forget to eat in real life
>die

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

>say GG
>but it was actually a bad game
I'M COUNTING ALL THE KILLEEEEEEEEEERSSSS

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>no catwoman gf

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Jesus this is gold

>game tells me to do something
>do the opposite

NU-METAL LYRICS

>gg ez get carried
>i was the lowest score on the losing team
I AM JUST A LITTLE BOY

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I made it because I'm a Zeihanist shill.

Unironically did this with GTA SA like 4 days ago. It's only like 5 bucks anyways

>user, what's the shortcut to closing a window?
>Alt+F4

>boot up Koikatsu
>spend hours hand-crafting my perfect waifu
>play through the game, romancing her every step of the way
>she's finally ready to offer up her virginity to me
>pick no
I THINK I NEED HEEEEEEELP
I'M DROWNING IN MYSEEEEEELF

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That HERE WE GOOOOO is just the cherry on top

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>worst player on my team
>lose match
>"bad team"
PON PON WAY WAY WAY PON PON WAY PON WAY PON PON

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>playing Mario Kart with brother
>he wins
>award ceremony video starts
>hit the reset button on the console
>I'M AN AGENT OF CHAOS, BABY

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Bloodborne?

holy fuck

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>Game tells you that you have to fight
>Just recruit people and mercenaries to my team with my 100 Charisma
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GOES ROUND AND ROUND

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>get full gear of BiS that unfortunately set multiple raid members of the same class back a few weeks in terms of progression
>wear a mixture of mid level and end game gear because it looks more visually appealing

I'M THE TYPE OF GUY THAT LIKES TO ROAM AROUND
I'M NEVER IN ONE PLACE, I ROAM FROM TOWN TO TOWN

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>roll a gnome rogue
>kill tauren, orcs, undead

THIS DOG WILL TURN AROUND AND BITE YOU

Actual fucking kino

>game ad tells me to try not to cum
>cum anyway
>send pictures of my load to game developers
I'M JUST A KID WHO'S FOUR, EACH DAY I GROW SOME MORE

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what game

Donkey Kong Country 3

>I play videogames.

THIS IS A STORY

holy shit
now you have to say the name

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It’s more complicated when you actually make money user.

>“Your health is low... Do you have any potions, or food?”
>heal with magic

IT'S A VIOLENT TOXICITY

post your videos if you're above society.

I kek'd. Thanks.

>join Capture mission in MHW
>bomb the shit out of the monster before the others can capture it

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>Start up multiplayer match
>Immediately leave the room to go wash dishes

YOU WERE MY STRENGTH WHEN I WAS WEAK YOU WERE MY VOICE WHEN I COULDN'T SPEAK

>pay full price to preorder game at gamestop
>never return to pick up game

THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD

He's fun to watch because It's comforting to imagine the world burning in global war.

>Game tells me to make an important choice
>I choose to turn the game off
WITH A REBEL YELL, SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE

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>friend ask for my help getting the best ending for Hanako.
>lie to him.

SMOKE OOONN WATER

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>never played River City Girls
>go into RCG threads and accuse OP of being a shill for a shit game
CREEPIN' AROUND LIKE NO ONE KNOWS

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>uses a soundboard
>constantly spams the skeleton doot
>”YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?”

wow tjat
's rireally bad dude.

Fucking BASED.

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>friend coming over to play melee
>tell him not to bring a controller because i have two
>give him a madcatz mini wireless controller with the sticks chewed off

SO NOW IM ROLLIN DOWN RODEO WITH A SHOTGUN

>someone brings their kid over to a house meeting
>ask me if they have anything they can occupy themself with
>sit them down infront of my PC and boot up Spyro
>parent leaves the room, doesn't see all the fat mods I have installed

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMMIIIIIIING

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>game tells me to save before making an important choice in the plot
>save after making the choice and delete every other one
IT'S IN OUR NATURE TO DESTROY OURSELVES

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based

>teammate says "mic check"
>cough then say nothing the entire match

RULES OF NATUUUUURE

>friend is trash at game
>"alright man I'm gonna get off now"
>keep playing in offline mode
OH NO
THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED!
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

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your friend sounds based

>shit on gacha games
>actually play 4 and spend thousands per year
SO TELL ME WHY BABY
THEY MIGHT CALL ME CRAZY

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>Be watching the new rambo
>Brutal gory shit starts happening
>everyone in the audience is silent or going "oh" "ouch"
>I'm literally laughing at the violence and gore. I love it.
>The guy sitting next to me leaves

true story.

that guy is actually handsome. i have a feeling the guy who made this one was personally upset at him or something

Yeah, I'm thinking he's based

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MY LIFE BE LIKE

>play a 80 hours long jeyarpeegee
>keep playing until there's only the final level left
>drop it

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>pirate free game
>game company gains money
I'VE FELT THE HATE RISE UP IN ME
KNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVES
I WANDER OUT WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE
INSIDE MY SHELL I WAIT AND BLEED

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It simply means you're not an american and you're not getting shitty american references, you should be happy

NOW THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN

WORLDS

C
O
L
L
I
D
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I can't believe I lost to that fucking pic holy shit, I have never in my life seen so much cancer in the form of one jpeg

>Game tells me to enter my name
>Enter a fake name instead
OH HERE IT COMES AGAIN
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART

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FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>finish creating character
>"is this your true self?"
>select no
YOU'VE RAPED
I FEEL DIRTY
IT HURT
AS A CHILD

>Assault on Zanzibar
> Defense
> Open the gate
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

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>Play Fortnite
>tell people that I'm doin really important protein folding
OOO WOP SMOP DOO AYYEE DOOO OP

>Pirate game
>Don't even play it
LIFE'S ALRIGHT IN DEVIL TOWN

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>on third install disc
>click cancel at 99%

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
THE LEADER OF LOST SOULS
YOU CAN'T KILL ME
I'M IMMORTAL

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trailer watching is degenerate and zoomer. fuck off.

>SCP SL
>D class with a gun
>we lock ourselves with the dog, and another D and a scientist
>tell the dog that i am the only one that can save him
>kill the other D and scientist
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>rocket league
>score on my own team
>user WTF ARE YOU DOING
>celebrate every goal by spamming the preset chat phrases
I'LL TELL YOU NOW I'M THE ONE TO SURVIVE
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK MY FATE OR MY STRIDE
I'LL HAVE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN DEMISE
I MAKE THE ANGELS SCREAM AND THE DEVILS CRY

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>Host game in Borderlands 3
>Kill the boss together with the other players on the hardest difficulty, so we're guaranteed to get some legendary items
>Before the boss's death animation finishes and the loot spawns, I leave the game, which ends it for all players and nobody gets anything
REACH FOR ME BUT I'M NOT THERE
I ALWAYS WONDER WHY I'M HERE
IT'S FINE
IT'S OKAY
I'LL DIE ANYWAY

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lmfaoo, this is a good one

>pre-order a game at game stop
>never go pick it up
BLACK ME OUT
I WANNA PISS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR HOUSE

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jokes on you, my dad's dead

>notice there are two really tryhard jetfags on my team
>grab jet before one can get it
>immediately crash it into the other friendly jet
>jetfags start crying in chat
WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)

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>These "video games" aren't going to pay the bills when you're older.
but im making 4k dollaros while playing videogames!

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING streamable.com/h1ws3

>make a joker thread on Yea Forums
>after 20 replies it dies and gets archived
>someone else makes a joker thread
>it hits bump limit
THIS SOCIETY HAS NO PLACE FOR US

worlds most oppressed gamer

CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY

CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY

WELL YOU SHOVED IT IN MY FACE

HOLY FUCKING KINO

>see thread
>add to the shitposting by posting multiple baits and responding to myself
>catch a whole lot of Yous
SHUT THE FUCK UP MUM THIS IS WHY DAD LEFT YOU, YOU BITCH

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>mom says have to turn off my console and go to bed in 10 minutes
>purposefully only do it 11 minutes after she told me instead
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

absolute sledgehead user

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>almost 500 replies
can't believe I missed this thread

>carry asks why we don't have any wards
>buy some
>drop them in the fountain next to them
>ping them
SOMETHING YOU DO JUST TO SEE HOW BAD THEY'LL MAKE YOU FEEL

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Kek

>teammate kills an enemy sneaking up on me and saves my life
>throw a grenade at my feet and blow myself up
ITS TIME TO BOUNCE THAT BOOTY LIKE A BASKETBALL

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Will this be the one film to surpass Bane's kino levels?

Jesus Christ this. I wish there was a way to skip to porn parts of Sengoku Rance, because they drag on, I'm not gonna get off to them anyways, and I just wanna play anime Risk.

>Play Final Fantasy VIII remastered
>Play it with 3x speed

IS THIS REAL LIFE

>encourage teamwork
>actually only care about myself
I AM THIS GREAT UNSTABLE MASS OF BLOOD AND FOAM
AND NO EMOTION THAT'S WORTH HAVING
WOULD MAKE MY HEART IT'S HOME

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>play monster hunter
>behemoth
>finaleclipticmeteor.jpg
>teammates hide behind comet
>launch teammates away from comet
>disconnect internet
>still beat the quest

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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If you’ve only been here for two years you don’t know what it’s all about, dumb newfag

>friend pirates a game because he wants to play it but doesn't like the company
>buy the game just to spite him
>haven't played it

MY SHADOW
CHANGE IS COMING THROUGH MY SHADOW

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pure evil

>playing JRPG
>new character joins my party
>"Please let me assist you, user!"
>never use them in a fight
YOU JUST STOOD THERE SCREAMING

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put me in the screencap

lel youtube.com/watch?v=LfEVcZ3anG0