We made it to the end of are Little tournament for the ladies As always Enjoy each others "witty" conversation. Ill be Closing the Brackets two hours early 10PM EST for this one and ill Post the results at around then as quickly as i can
The Runner ups were a little strange and i am still figuring out the best way to do this for the future But basically Roll and Glados tied for 8th place. Their second highest ranking, respectively, was 7th and 5th. Peach had the highest votes for 7th, so Roll couldn't be 7th, which meant she would have to be 8th.
the King/v/alhalla is up next after the winners celebration my hopes is that i get everything ready by tomorrow but we will see by the end of today
Mor elike some just genuinely don't like Midna. I'm one. Bitch stole the whole game from Link and Zelda.
Everyone likes Samus and nobody likes Fiolina. Her name isn't Fio. Why do you call Fio? Do you even know the character you're meme:ing for?
Xavier Sullivan
I fucking told you gamers it'd be Samus. You all kept saying "Muh Minda" "Samus too normie" I told you there's no way in hell the most popular female game character wasn't going to win. Faggots
Am I the only one who had never even heard of Fio, or at least remember her? I never played Metal Slug so I'm surprised she beat Midna, who's talked about being a semen demon of Yea Forumsirgins fap sessions like twice a week
This art is all super neat. I might actually try out the metal slug games later. I voted for Samus though. Literally genetically engineered to be the best so you know she's got amazing pussy and she's tall as fuck. That's hot
William Foster
i guarantee you if gardevoir actually got in she'd be in instead of fio
Carter Young
you dont need an account to vote just do it
Hunter Morris
Samus is barely a character, I’m going with Fio
Kevin Miller
Prove it.
Eli Nguyen
Because you are a dumbass zoomer that never played the classic METARRU SUUURRRUGU series.
A classic from old Yea Forums and South Americans. Also, back when Game Center CX threads were on Yea Forums.
Isaiah Murphy
I mean that's like saying people who don't talk a lot are barely human.
Christian Sanders
Well, that`s true though... Mute people are barely human.
Andrew Anderson
>both Ms. Yea Forums and Queen Yea Forums's first year winners are metalic I hope a drawfag comes by and wipes up a trophy in the Shape of Samus like Yea Forums did. I think in her armor makes the most sense, real tasteful. Although drawfags are a rare sight on Yea Forums compared to Yea Forums where every threads filled with them.
Just be happy it's not like the Yea Forums tourney where the FOTM shill pick wins every match.
Camden Walker
This will definitely be a hard choice. Samus has been tainted by cinematic movie shit like Smash Brothers and Metroid: Other M, but Fio's games just aren't as good as Metroid games on average. Don't get me wrong, Metal Slug is fun, but even the best installment is pure shit compared to Super Metroid.
People played Marco, not this literal who. Methinks you're the zoomer.
Let me guess. Some SU character is in the top and they had to ban that-show-that-must-not-be-named because it would run away with every top spot otherwise?
Jaxson Green
>Smash >Cinematic movie shit Are you retarded?
Mason Murphy
Ayyyyyyyy shut the fuck up ACfag
Logan Thomas
>People played Marco I picked Fio because she had glasses. I had a huge crush on Velma around that time.
>Samus does >generic blonde >Fio >cute, nerdy soldier who fights entire armies and aliens by herself wut
Colton Long
This is turning into a good show Brackets.
Adam Thomas
Oh, so she doesn't meet your standard, your highness. I didn't know we had king v already here, to make the standards for the queen.
Justin Johnson
>Samus vs. Literally Who for the Finals
Us retro gamers, am I right fellas?
Luis Bailey
>The Germi family is widely known for their wealth and service in the military. The Germis were originally merchants who made their fortune in the Mediterranean region during the age of exploration, and still remain wealthy through their management of various corporations. They also have distinguished their role in the military in the past, first in the Napoleonic War in 1800s, then the Italian Unification Wars in the 1900s, and other various modern-day wars plagued with terrorism around the world. Many of the Germis who fought in the wars lost their lives, and it soon became a necessary custom for the chosen heir of the Germi family to serve in the military.
Fio comes from a long lineage of exemplary soldiers, unlike Samus that had to be spliced with bird DNA and be given the universe's strongest weapon to fight.
Fio earned each victory she got.
Lucas Adams
>Wanting quantity >over QUALITY
Daniel Anderson
If we were going just by personal preferences then yeah she would be up my alley, but this is suppose to be the most popular female character on Yea Forums.
Don't get so analblasted I'm just stating an opinion.
Colton Bell
>Boring character that nintendo activelly doesn't care about vs. Classic character that has worldwide appeal and is actually a hard worker.
Us waifu nintendofags, am I right fellas?
Carter Brown
>unlike Samus that had to be spliced with bird DNA So if Samus wins, that means furries win?
Anthony Rodriguez
>Midna lost This shit is such a fucking meme. Are 30 people voting on it to be contrarian?
Dominic Butler
I`m also stating an opinion: You are a faggot and nobody cares about your opinion.
Exactly.
Landon Flores
>people literally defending reddit Does the Yea Forums domain redirect to Reddit now or something? This is baffling
David Smith
>this is suppose to be the most popular female character on Yea Forums. If that were true the Bowsette or Hex Maniac would've been nominated and win
>No one said otherwise. Except for when I got called a reddit faggot for implying that video games should favor gameplay over waifushit. That kinda conflicts with your claim.
Logan Green
I mean normally I'd vote for doomguy but the autism in these threads makes me want to keep doomguy off the list so Idk maybe something like terry. He's pretty chad
Angel Hall
If Ridley wins someone should make a version of this with Ridley instead of Bub and Bob.
You got called a reddit faggot for getting on a soapbox about porn.
Cooper Walker
I'm voting for Eggman.
Nathaniel Parker
>I can't have my waifu. >THIS MUST BE REDDIT'S FAULT. Holy shit have sex.
Lincoln Smith
Nah, lady. Fio is the one true gal for me.
Julian Butler
>3DPD
Charles Myers
It's either that or don't vote at all so i guess so
Camden Gomez
Metal Slug games are better so no
Jaxon Taylor
I voted against SU at every turn. Little good did that do.
Jordan Jones
But liking gameplay over tits is a reddit thing, Yea Forums told me.
Jackson Brown
You think sakurai will put doomguy in if he wins?
Aiden Cook
I never once said a thing about porn. I just want video games to be video games. It's why I like Metroid in the first place, why I think it deserves to win, and why I don't want ZSS ever coming back in the mainstream titles.
Have you even seen what ZSS waifushit has done to Metroid threads?
>I never once said a thing about porn. >Not every female needs porn of her? Hell, not every female needs to be sexy. Waifushit should be kept out of video games.
Hudson Torres
user, you can't hate samus for what she truly looks like. That's sexist
Landon Carter
Going there against samus of all characters is not a good call. There's a ton more stuff of her than fio.
I hope you guys realize a trap is going to be crowned king of/v/.
Cameron Howard
It was a reference to you absolute retard.
Isaac Reed
I LOVE Metal Slug, I just hate the waifushit. I don't even play the female characters, and I wouldn't shed a tear if every character was replaced by a generic faceless robot ala Probotector.
Point taken, I forgot about that post I made a while back. Still, I'm not advocating for censoring porn from the internet. I just don't want it in video games.
That's a hot load of bullcrap. Look at how it destroyed any semblance of Metroid discussion.
>I LOVE Metal Slug, >I don't even play the female characters
Why keep up with the lie, user
>I forgot about that post I made a while back
Nah, you are just a faggot that wants to push your shitty waifu and thinks we can't see how transparent you are. It's not even fun, you are just being a liar in an anonymous board. Fucking disguting, actually.
Luis White
Coomers keep threads alive. They're a natural part of this ecosystem. Metroid threads would unironically be dead without them
>I just don't want it in video games. It's not in video games, unless you think a girl being attractive automatically makes her porn.
Bentley Gray
I'm... I'm coooooooooooooominnnnnn
Daniel Wood
>pixel character from Metal Slug >won against Midna >won against fucking Jill >vs Samus wow Yea Forums sure has outdone itself in its contrarianism this time
Makes sense that samus would win the first contest, desu. One of the (if not the primary) go-tos in sexy game girls. I'm surprised chun-li didn't get further than she did. And (pleasantly) surprised with how far roll amde it.
You should just go to a nintendo forum if you are so worried about the sanctity and purity of gameplay discussion, user. I'm sure you'll find all the people you want to fellate your franchise and treat it as the golden cow you think it is.
What's there to discuss about metroid that hasn't been discussed to death without a new proper title being released.
That's not a natural beauty mark, that's a Chozo genetically enhanced beauty mark. Fio only has her Italian genes to hold her cuteness.
>As expected you're in those threads Actually I'm not. Otherwise there would be gameplay discussion.
I just don't get why Yea Forums has so much trouble comprehending the issue here. Metroid is NOT a good series because of the titties, and infact it makes the series worse because it brings in invalids who just want to remodel her shithole. Look ITT if you don't believe me. Do you think anyone here has even touched a Metroid game? They only even know her because of the ZSS jerk off threads. Even if Samus wins queen of Yea Forums, people will continue to shit on Metroid and say "I'm only here for the porn haha".
Bentley Bailey
>Weak pussy
user, are you sure you are fucking correctly
Adam Richardson
Based. Thanks user. You samus guys get a vote from me
Zachary Gonzalez
>two non-characters that only serve as fapbait As expected from Yea Forums
Lucas Bennett
I'm voting for Samus, but this is a blessed timeline. I like Fio a lot too and I'm still gonna be happy either way. I would not have liked Midna at all, and I don't know Maya because I've never played Phoenix Wright.
Grayson Sanchez
>threads day in day out about waifufagging for RE and Samus as mentioned by >w-we actually like her, it's not mostly contrarians back at it again
yeah sure, this character you usually don't hear from and there's nowhere near as much waifufaggotry for her, compared to Jill, and she somehow won that
>can't get off to Italian passion user are you okay? Does everything work right down there?
Elijah Sanchez
>Do you think anyone here has even touched a Metroid game?
Super metroid, Metroid Fusion, Zero Mission and the first Metroid Prime.
Metroid games are fun, but after you finish them there's not much to discuss besides maybe speedrun strats.
Unless there's a new game, porn is all the discussion that the franchise can gather. So, fuck off, you dumbass.
Colton Martin
>Otherwise there would be gameplay discussion. You mean like the gameplay discussion you're bringing now? Why try to lie about it at this point when we all know what you do?
>Do you think anyone here has even touched a Metroid game? I can guarantee I've played more than you considering you never talk about anything from the series other than ZSS being too sexy
Easton Johnson
>Just because there aren't waifu faggotry threads it means people don't like the characters.
We just aren't obnoxious about it. How many KOF waifu threads to you see usually, but it's well known that most girls in the series are waifu material.
Also, the franchise itself is a v classic and isn't nintendo only, so it has a more widespread appeal. You underestimate the amount of BRs and South Americans on v
Carter Baker
Idk user. The pussy don't like. I'm willing to change my mind if any pretty Italian women are offering though
Easton Russell
>Super metroid, Metroid Fusion, Zero Mission and the first Metroid Prime. And yet ITT you're doing nothing but spamming Zero Suit Porn, despite games like Metroid Prime not even having the zero suit. Hmmmmm......
Asher Diaz
I thought you meant is as a pussy that isn't strong. As in you fucked the girl, but her pussy collapsed
Dude, I'm not the guy whining about Metroid porn, I actually hate the guy whining about it.
In fact, I posted most of the Fio art in this thread.
Anthony Morris
>And yet ITT you're doing nothing but spamming Zero Suit Porn Don't try and push your antics on to other people. Plus we know it's not him because of the timestamp.
Brody Watson
Idk man. Italian girls have shallow pussies. I like to go balls deep so if they can't take the whole thing it kills the mood
Lincoln Rogers
The fact of the matter, going all the way back to earlier in the thread, is that it's downright stupid to call me a "reddit faggot". Liking Metroid for reasons beyond the stupid titty shit is not something to be ashamed of.
>Liking Metroid for reasons beyond the stupid titty shit is not something to be ashamed of. The problem is you don't like Metroid and have never once tried to talk about the games in any capacity. All you do is post porn and complain about the porn you're posting.
Do you even own any of the games?
Easton Phillips
Voted for Samus cause I actually played her game
Grayson Mitchell
>nintendofag The guy doesn't like Nintendo
Parker White
>All you do is post porn [citation needed]
Why would I falseflag like that, especially for a series I love and want to see better discussion for?
>you don't like Metroid Come on man. Do I have to show you my folder of 10+ Super Metroid romhacks? I love the series to death.
Connor Nguyen
I'm aware, hence why I put it in quotes.
Lincoln Sanders
>people are STILL replying to ACfag What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Alexander Scott
>Do I have to show you my folder of 10+ Super Metroid romhacks? So you haven't actually played a real game then good to know you supposedly "love" this series.
Dominic Watson
Just thread bumping.
Wyatt Allen
Wow, Midna lost?
Dominic Gonzalez
Pretty much. I mean, no one expected any serious discussion beyond the vote itself so why not use ACfag to attract attention?
>love a series enough to know that it's flawed and want to improve it as such
I certainly hope you don't advocate for a hugbox where nobody says anything negative about the game. How can you say you like a game if you're not willing to criticize it?
How is an SM romhack SM exactly? That's like saying all of those gen 3 pokemon romhack are real games. Plus in this time you could just download them making them worthless in this discussion hence why I asked if you OWNED the games.
I HAVE played the original. I wanted more of it, so I played romhacks to extend my enjoyment of it. Are you new to this or something? Why would I play a romhack of a game I never played?
I'll tell you my favorite part: how it approaches story and environmental storytelling. Aside from the cancerous 5 minute intro, everything else is pure kino. I think this explains it better though.
This is why I think Samus deserves to win queen of Yea Forums. Unlike cinematic experiences like Final Fantasy and Metal Gear, Super Metroid told a story without ever needing to hold your hand with constant cutscenes and handholding.
Bentley Morris
Power armor is cool, ZSS doesn't have any cool ice guns or rockets
Jackson Kelly
All the anti-Terryfags bandwagoned her before his reveal, cope.
Wasn't paying attention to this thing before since I'm not one for waifu wars but Fio is based so I'll support my Metal Slug bros and everyone else on Yea Forums with good taste and vote for her.
>how it approaches story and environmental storytelling. Aside from the cancerous 5 minute intro, everything else is pure kino. I think this explains it better though. I said one thing about it, not a bunch of meaningless jargon. Also the intro is about 2 minutes. 5 is a trap to catch people who shitpost about it like you.
Joshua Ortiz
Cast Samus Yea Forums I think either Elozabeth Debicki or Gwendoline Christie is good, as they share the same height as Samus (6ft 3in), and look similar to her
Anyone who posts Brie Larson loses the right to an opinion
I was also including the Ceres space station segment, not just the cutscenes. You literally can't die against Ridley in the fight, and they give you far more time than necessary to escape, so it's essentially a glorified cutscene.
Hunter Brown
>cancerous, kino, linking gamasutra without actually explaining.
Are you 18 already
You speak only in jargon. How about you just tell us which part of the gameplay is the best.
also:
>Metal Gear >Cinematic >HANDHOLDING IN MGS
MAYBE MGS4 onwards. Most of the cool stuff about MGS and the original Metal Gear series were the gameplay gimmicks, not the cutscenes themselves, which were always fun anyways.
Charles Hernandez
Red Eye > Fio > Eri > Nadia Daphne (90s-10s) > Velma > Daphne (60s-80s) This is objective truth.
>You literally can't die against Ridley in the fight, Wrong. Maybe you should play the game rather than watching let's plays when anyone asks you about it.
Elijah Russell
>How about you just tell us which part of the gameplay is the best. The best is right after you get the gravity suit, but before you get the space jump. At that point you're no longer hindered by any environmental hazards like water or lava, but you still need to perform tight maneuvers and platforming and near pixel perfect grapples. It's the height of the game. After you get the space jump, the game is still fun, but now platforming and tight jumps take a back seat to combat, since you now have infinite jumps and can recover from any fall.
>MAYBE MGS4 onwards. The whole series is guilty of it. 500+ hours of cutscenes between the series is a little much for my tastes.
William Cooper
Anyone notice that the Samus image dumps have slowed down since we kept ACfag preoccupied? Just in case anyone had doubts about his spam.
I had no idea someone could be so vague while making a post that long. Also tight and pixel perfect? Have you actually played SM? Because that doesn't describe it or any Metroidvania.
Jaxson Jenkins
So he's the Zero Suit faggot and Sybb?
Jonathan Gomez
Midna didn't even deserve to get this far. Whoever that is
Isaac Wright
And that's supposed to prove it? An image of samus at 24 instead of exactly 20?
Zachary Thomas
That's why I said near. Grapple beaming your way around Maridia is alot harder than previous challenges. Not that it's difficult, but it's a change of pace from normal. Nowadays I just do long jump and bomb hover tricks to get through the area, but for the first time around it was quite a challenge.
I'm keeping the thread ontopic and video game related. You're welcome.
Aaron Jones
Kinda blew my mind when she died and you find out she's a girl
Joshua Morris
Yeah unfortunately. He's also the same guy who does porn dumps in Xeno threads saying that the previous games had no waifus.
Benjamin Martinez
The threshold is actually at 30. The moment you go below that, Ridley INSTANTLY runs away. I managed to get an extra hit in at 29, but nothing lower. 24 might actually be the lowest. I was just spitballing 20 to be safe.
Julian Sullivan
>I'm keeping the thread ontopic and video game related You've derailed the thread with your image dumps and incessant need to shitpost about a series you don't care about.
Ayden Clark
That last one with the cosplay images was me, actually.
>You've derailed the thread with your image dumps I haven't posted a single Samus image. If you claim that I have, then please point to it. Also, post IP logs to prove that it's mine.
Jeremiah Miller
You mean to tell me this fucker is ruining Halo threads too and bringing in faggots like Vien? Wh the fuck is wrong with Canadians?
Voted Samus not just because I’m a lifelong metroidfag and she’s my favorite character, but because it makes ACfag mad.
Easton Jenkins
But ACfag wants Samus to win, ya dork.
Carson Perez
Nah it's just Yea Forums, bunch of trannies on HRT who can't keep the drama in check because their fee fees are getting hurt. Honestly the worst board on the chan.
>wanting a character he hates to win What's the logic behind that?
Colton Hill
it can be fun when there's people who can make actually funny templates and anons who can laugh at the good shit too bad he was a member of the Yea Forums hunger games community which was literally the most unfun shit since they had to make everything so orderly
Because despite hating ZSS, he wants Samus to win to "respect" the legacy of the Metroid series.
He wants Samus to win so Metroid wins, despite not liking ZSS.
Brandon Diaz
Was it autism?
Brody Thompson
no
Jayden Ortiz
Most likely.
James Adams
Nah, it was a saying
Aaron Green
>he wants Samus to win to "respect" the legacy of the Metroid series. But the guy hates Metroid. Why do you think he actively derails every Metroid thread?
Nah, it's a level of autism, you see. He only likes certain aspects of the series and despises another, so he "derails" the threads into parts of the series he likes, despite everybody else liking the parts he doesn't like, namely ZSS and cheesecake art.
Wyatt Anderson
The fact that the ms. Yea Forums OP couldn't hold out for ONE MORE FUCKING DAY proves how pathetic he was. Unironically hope he offs himself.
Adam Foster
So it IS autism. Because I don’t really like the fetishization of ZSS at the detriment of her character either but I don’t shit up every thread about it, and I beat my meat to her anyway.
Aiden Price
Yup.
Jack Adams
>He only likes certain aspects of the series and despises another, Thing is, he's never once shown that he's liked the game.
Xavier Ward
>guy who spams ZSS porn = fine >guy who talks about Metroid, his favorite parts of the games, and even his favorite romhacks for people who want new content = autism
When he whines in every single thread without more stuff to talk about, yes.
The metroid series is kind of on hiatus and the only new content about it are Smash related or porn.
Let me give another example: Fire Emblem fans don't go whine about Lyn and waifus "spoiling" the series in fire emblem waifu threads.
At least not to the extent that user has been showing.
James Phillips
>The metroid series is kind of on hiatus and the only new content about it are Smash related or porn. Blatant lie. There's tons of new game stuff to look forward to, like the new content update for AM2R, or new romhacks hitting the scene all the time, or my favorite, the progress being made to the dolphin emulation for Metroid Prime Trilogy that makes it compatible with KBM. Yet the "loving fandom" just wants to whack it to porn.
Austin Phillips
>Fan stuff >New stuff
Nah user, you talk about that in emulation threads on in threads specifically about that. Make a rom hack thread and you'll get your discussion.
Until Nintendo actually releases Metroid content, most people won't care about it and will keep posting porn.
Hudson Flores
>it only counts if it's officially licensed by Nintendo™
For most nintendo fans, yes. I'm not a nintendo fan, but nintendo fans always seem to only care about official new stuff or things Nintendo approves.
It's like saying that people that used to make those mario hacks where you made J-pops songs with mario levels were on the same level as your average mario fan.
Most nintendo fans don't care about non-nintendo released stuff, save for stuff like Mother 3 fan translations.
As someone that actually enjoyed AM2R, I can say that it ISN'T new franchise content, in the same way Brutal Doom wasn't new franchise content and only warranted BRUTAL doom threads to talk about it.
Jeremiah Walker
>hates Metroid >wants Metroid to win What?
Ryder Bailey
someone make the virgin "ms Yea Forums (spinel)" vs the chad QUEEN OF Yea Forums
Levi Garcia
Sorry romhacks are cool and all but if you judge them as if they were a new entry in the series they're all trash.
Isaac Fisher
Hates ZSS, not Metroid.
Blake Clark
it won’t last long
Adam Perry
>zoomers believe this unironically God, these retards ruined this sitme
Owen Torres
I would agree with ACfag if he wasn't so autistic and ruin threads because I don't like ZSSfags either.
Henry Cruz
I thought the Mr. Yea Forums host from last year was a hunger games host while the Ms. Yea Forums guy was someone else.
Levi Richardson
I can understand that, just you know, don't be a whiny bitch about it, sure. You have the right idea, user.
Evan Sanders
What's up ACfag, how you doing?
Nolan Collins
ZSS isn't the problem, the Smash version of ZSS and the fanbase that spawned from it are.
Alexander Morgan
>but nintendo fans always seem to only care about official new stuff or things Nintendo approves. That's not it. There's no such thing as a Nintendo fan as much as groups of fans for their various series, that said while they're open to romhacks and such they know that no new discussion can come out of fan works that are derived from what Nintendo does.
Evan Reed
He hates Metroid period. Why do you think he starts ZSS spam in Metroid threads?
Aiden Perez
This is the case for all fanbases, I only care about official Halo games, not fan projects.
David Kelly
Exactly. Thanks for being more concise.
Wyatt Lopez
The first 28 + winners round of hunger gamed here in Yea Forums were pretty fun
Honestly the tourneyfag from Toons of the Tens was better than this guy. He may have added an anime to that list but you know what, that mistake was minor and he did apologize for it.
Jose Wood
refugee from ms Yea Forums. what game is fio from? she looks cute
Joseph Powell
So there is zero problem spamming ZSS porn and talking about remodeling your waifu's shithole, even if this goes on again and again with zero discussion about the actual games? Yet I'm not allowed to talk about fan content that relates to Metroid?
>you're just so annoying Ah yes, and the daily threads where people worship Samus' feet, those are so much better.
Gabriel Stewart
Hey now.... how did we not nominate him?
Owen Walker
Metal Slug. Or as we know it: METARRRUU SUUURRRUUUGUU, ABUNAI!
Robert Young
Metal Slug it's the same retard
Owen Cox
rawket lawnchair
Dominic Bell
>Samus vs. Fio
I-I'm so proud of Yea Forums. Regardless of who wins. I never expected this good taste of you fucking wojackposting newfags.
No, there is a problem. The issue is: There isn't enough content to talk about anymore. v has played those games a lot and we talked about them ad nauseum.
Maybe you should talk about other stuff that is relevant now or go to vr and talk about it there.
What topic about Metroid is so urgent or interesting that require us, people that played it during its own run, to talk again now
Porn is new and porn will always win over stale content.
Cameron Nguyen
You give him too much credit. I blew him the fuck out a few months ago when I showed him that Return of Samus was a 3DS title from the very beginning of development (he though it was deliberately not in the switch so it bombed intentionally). He has moved on to Hollow Knight and I hope he leaves Metroid alone
I personally think whoever tries to dissociate Smaus from Zero Suit is a complete manchild throwing a tantrum.
Parker Collins
The problem with romhacks are, what is there to talk about? It's like a fan game.
Lincoln Cox
>Yet I'm not allowed to talk about fan content that relates to Metroid? What is there to talk about when it comes to fan content exactly? More often than not its just gushing about the creator rather than anything of importance.
Henry Peterson
cute feet
Anthony Martin
>and I hope he leaves Metroid alone He won't. Unless we get a range ban on Canada and the proxies he uses he'll be here until the site dies.
Michael Walker
Really. I thought they were different.... fuck.... Tourney felt more like a friend than fucking OP. Kinda like Brackets.
I hope Stats can fix this whole entire mess.
Ryder Foster
You must be obnoxious as hell in real life
Hunter Garcia
>Samus VS LITERALLY WHO No one remembers the characters of metal slug, they only remember the robots and shit
I just said that there is new content on the way for the fan games and romhacks. At the very least you could acknowledge it, instead of saying it doesn't exist. The new devs behind AM2R, for instance, even acknowledged the complaints about how the game's graphics feel ripped off from other games, so they're performing a complete overhaul of the graphical assets, but for people who don't want the graphics, they're implementing all final gameplay-related changes in a smaller update beforehand. I'd say that's enough to warrant SOME discussion.
At the least, at the very least, you guys would understand why someone would hate ZSS and all fanservice, and why they would want it removed from video games forever. It has nothing to do with sexism, but rather the effect it has any series and how it brings in the wrong crowd. Not to mention it leads to games like Other M, where the waifu character now needs a deep tragic backstory for "relatability".
You don't see this shit happening in Kirby or Mario. That's all I'm saying.
Eli Morgan
proof of what I just said
this is as painful as seeing smash nintentoddlers not recognizing terry
>. At the very least you could acknowledge it, instead of saying it doesn't exist And what exactly is there to talk about? At its core it's still Metroid 2 and a fan remake that has existed for years now. The little discussion to be had is dead.
Cooper Baker
When Metroid 5 is announced and Metroid Prime 4 is shown off, then we'll start talking, no one is going to talk about fan projects.
Yeah, and why whine about people don't giving a fuck about it and preffering to just post porn.
If you don't like it, get the fuck out. GO TO A METROID SPECIFIC FORUM ANYWHERE ELSE AND TALK ABOUT IT THERE.
Go find people who care about it.
>You don't see this shit happening in Kirby or Mario. That's all I'm saying.
Because, you know, Mario and Kirby aren't nowhere nears as hot as samus. You must be really autistic or just a plain troll to not get that.
Also, I don't see lots of kirby and mario threads outside big releases for their games.
Maybe, you know, people don't give a fuck besides when a new official game is released and when that doesn't happen they just post porn.
Ryder Barnes
@478837634 lol keep seething you reddit spacing fag
Wyatt Foster
Well yes, there are porn dumps on Yea Forums since 2005. Fucking big news. Here's a realty check for you: those weren't Metroid threads it didn't even had to be Samus. The intention was never to talk about the games, it was just to share and accquire smut. It's like complaining you can't talk about Blaster Masters in a Kanma porn dump or about Zelda games in a Link gay thread. They're not mutually exclusive, but they're far from the same thing.
That's one of the things I like about Yea Forums the most: discussion about games is willing, organic, honest and visceral. If your can't find or your thread gets derailed then that means no one wants to talk about the game. And if people want to talk about the game they'll do it amidst the sickest most disgusting fetish dumps. Period.
Cooper Cox
He doesn't care about Metroid that's why, he's just in it to piss people off.
Jacob Diaz
Just don't go calling it shit because it's not officially licensed by Nintendo™.
You're still missing the issue. You don't know why I dislike ZSS. You keep assuming that it's for some shallow reason like "it's sexist" or some other tumblr mannerism. I love Metroid and I love Power Suit Samus. I just dislike ZSS because it's taken the spotlight from the actual games. That's as simple as I could put it.
Adrian Garcia
The smut wouldn't be a problem at all if two things were remembered:
>there are 50+ boards for smut, you can use them if you need your fix >porn shouldn't derail every single Metroid thread
And then you're surprised when I show a distaste for the smut being spammed everywhere, like the bronies who were shocked that GR15 was put in place after they spammed their show everywhere non-stop.
Isaiah Lee
>Midna, the short seman demon who regularly has image dumps weekly and inspired a wave of the best body shape porn that has consecutive threads on both /aco/ and /trash/ and remains one of the most lewded vidya girls behind peach and various pokemon >lost to fio, from a game no one ever discusses outside the rare sprite artwork threads which occur maybe bi-yearly and whos game only gained current relevance because people meme'd it being a potential smash roster pick I am unbelievably salty about this.
You understand how old and, by now, niche Metal Slug is, right? Fio is not even the poster character of Metal Slug, she's the waifubait.
John Cox
>I just dislike ZSS because it's taken the spotlight from the actual games That's the most non answer you could possibly give since no one gives a shit about the Zero Suit. I mean it's been like what, about 14 maybe 15 years since it was introduced and only in the last two years you've been getting pissed about it? Not to mention Samus has been wearing similar clothing day one with her leotard and booty shorts.
Brandon Nelson
I'm more of a Shantaefag but I got to admit this is a great final pair. No matter which character is chosen, Yea Forums wins at the end. Still wish we got Fio as a fighter in Heroines.
>I just dislike ZSS because it's taken the spotlight from the actual games You do realise that Metroid initially became so well known because she was a woman, right?
No, it became well known because of the good fun gameplay. It might not have been super popular, but it didn't need to sell as well as Call of Duty. When it started pandering to people who just want porn, that's when things went downhill.
Justin Martinez
>Yea Forums final 8 - Spinel, Pearl, Peridot, Shego, Frankie, Velma, Raven, and Azula >Yea Forums final 8 - Midna, GLaDOS, Fio, Shantae, Samus, Maya, and Roll Yea Forums wins yet again. Hopefully we can BTFO their mr. Yea Forums with our king of Yea Forums.
>No, it became well known because of the good fun gameplay Yeah no, it was literally because of the bait and switch Nintendo pulled because everyone assumed Samus was a man until they finished the game.
Isaiah Gutierrez
i hate him but he's the only tales who has a chance
Not everyone is a pedo, sweaty. As a non-white trans woman I should remind you that love is a complicated emotion.
James Hall
>When it started pandering to people who just want porn So
Alexander Taylor
>>Yea Forums final 8 - Spinel, Pearl, Peridot, Shego, Frankie, Velma, Raven, and Azula not to mention Yea Forums OP having a mental breakdown closer to the end
Grayson Richardson
>final two are the worst picks pyrrhic victory
Gabriel Russell
So all that good, memorable gameplay just goes right in the garbage.
John Young
>porn dumps in Yea Forums >anime threads in Yea Forums >video game threads in /tg/ Hell I had a heated argument about Strange Journey over in a Taimanin Asagi thread in /h/. You're complaining that Yea Forums is Yea Forums. To which I must say are you sure this place in the internet is where you want to hang around? An echochamber like Reddit, Discord, or Amino is more up your alley.
Jordan Campbell
>Fio >Bad I'm a Midnafag but even I admit that she's based.
Angel Price
I shouldn't be called a reddit tranny faggot just because I don't think porn is vital for a game to be good. That's all I'm saying. I don't even care about the name calling itself. I've heard names like faggot and nigger and all that, so it's not offensive. What I DO find offensive is people thinking that games HAVE to have these things.
Blake Sanders
>numaleanime poster falls for obvious bait Holy shit, 2000's-and beyone anime & the incel fanbase it created was a mistake
Ayden Cook
who's winning? I'm not making a fucking Jewgle account
Aaron Lewis
Results only after the round ends.
Levi Ward
>Yea Forums final 8 - Spinel, Pearl, Peridot, Shego, Frankie, Velma, Raven, and Azula They have thousand of characters. How do you even fuck that up?
Liam Foster
Yes? Metroid 1 was a very, very niche game compared to the other games on the NES. Without the bait and switch it would have gone the way of Startropics but because having a woman protagonist was nigh unheard of back then it was a big talking point.
Landon Wilson
Twilight Princess is one of the worst Zelda games so it deserved to lose
Ayden Price
Yea Forumsmblr has a ton of people who browse it just for su discussion the other, non-su girls always were popular there though
Colton Foster
>What I DO find offensive is people thinking that games HAVE to have these things. Yeah no one thinks that but like you've been told 50 times before there's a lull in Metroid discussion. Not to mention the fact that skimpy outfits are an intrinsic part of Metroid given samus would wear less clothes the better you did and that's been a running trend in every game.
So if you actually cared for the franchise you would actually know that.
Hudson Wright
>yes? And you call yourself a Metroid fan.
Bentley Watson
king of Yea Forums's looking great already >Rando >Eggman >Battler >Armstrong >Wario >Ridley >Doomguy >Kiryu Kazuma >Sundowner >Mike Tyson (maybe) >Groose >Godot >Walter >King Dedede >Dracula this is gonna be infinitely more based than whatever Yea Forums will whip up
Aiden Moore
>Yeah no one thinks that Come on user. I've seen enough porn dumps to know that's a lie.
>Not to mention the fact that skimpy outfits are an intrinsic part of Metroid Metroid Prime blocks your path.
Benjamin Price
Because I actually know why it took off? Are you trying to say that knowing less makes you a bigger fan?
Cameron Gomez
You're saying that the games are terrible and that nobody would like them without titties.
Adam Hughes
No, he's saying that boners = sales. Just look at fire emblem. It didn't really take off in the west until they added the romance aspect.
Josiah White
Gross, that's not a pear.
Owen Morris
I said worst, not necessarily bad.
Joseph Gomez
sorry for the stupid question but did the nominations for king of Yea Forums already happen or are they happening after queen of Yea Forums ends?
>Shego >Velma >Raven >bad SUshit and obligatory "I want a girl to beat me up" pick in Azula drag it way down though. Weakest pick in Yea Forums's is Shantae but she's not that bad.
Juan Torres
>Come on user. I've seen enough porn dumps to know that's a lie. That's because you dump the porn.
>Metroid Prime blocks your path. You mean the only game that doesn't? well of the ones I played which only leaves out fed force, other m and pinball[spoiler/] What about Metroid 1? 2? Super? Fusion? Zero Mission? Echoes? Hunters? Corruption? Samus Returns? All of those games have Samus removing her suit and whether you like it or not that's a part of the series.
Adam Nguyen
That's not even remotely close to what I said.
Lincoln Moore
Well shit, that's what I get for manually editing my spoiler instead of using ctrl+s. Either way the point still stands.
Andrew Thomas
Nominations were already made. Sorry Friend.
Although Bracket user might want to redo from what I heard last thread.
Easton Barnes
>Metroid Prime blocks your path Let me introduce you to the best ending for Metroid 1.
Metroid Prime sold well enough. Why wasn't that good enough?
>That's because you dump the porn. No, I don't. If you think I do, then prove it.
>All of those games have Samus removing her suit and whether you like it or not that's a part of the series. The point is that Prime proved that you don't need disgusing sex fanservice to make a good Metroid. Other M proved that it is infact detrimental to the series.
Cameron Sanchez
oh well, there's always next year i hope thanks man
Aiden Thomas
Blazing Sword and Sacred Stones also sold well enough. Companies want more money.
Wyatt Nguyen
>Other M proved that it is infact detrimental to the series. So are you trying to say that Prime 1 was the only good game in the series? Not much of a fan are you.
Brody Thompson
yeah no this shit is completely retarded I'm not voting anymore
And why should I care if companies want more money? If they're not making games for the sake of passion, then what good are they?
It's the best game in the series, for sure.
Caleb Thompson
>If they're not making games for the sake of passion, then what good are they
To make money.
Levi Reyes
>If you think I do, then prove it Fine, leave the board for a month starting from October.
>The point is that Prime proved that you don't need disgusing sex fanservice to make a good Metroid. Other M proved that it is infact detrimental to the series. So what, is the implication that games with it are somehow worse? Despite the fact that they're some of the best like Super? Also Other M's proves that there's no correlation given that every game I listed was good.
>It's the best game in the series Hold the phone, because you were gushing over Super Metroid not too long ago and in almost every other thread you're in you call that the best.
Henry King
>fio Who? Is this some epic meme I'm not in on?
Camden Thomas
>Not knowing about Metal Slug
Zoomer detected.
Christopher Myers
I've played metal slug back in arcades 20 years ago but I literally have no idea who this character is
She first appeared in Metal Slug 2 and has been around ever since, you boomer.
Asher Butler
samus is the most reddit choice ever congratulations
David Hughes
I'm not a stockholder, so I couldn't care less if they made money. I don't play Metroid to jerk off how popular it is or how high a metacritic score it gets.
It's in hot competition with Prime, with flaws holding it back.
>Fine, leave the board for a month starting from October. And how will I be sure that posts won't be called me during my absence?
>So what, is the implication that games with it are somehow worse? Yes, and you can see this with Zero Mission and Fusion. The more they tried making Samus "human" and "relatable" and "fuckable" the worse the games got, unless you enjoy linear corridors with mandatory, unskippable cutscenes.
Xavier Young
Sorry you can't like all of those things at once or you aren't a fan of anything.
Luke Cruz
I don't ever remember playing as a female character but alright zoomer
I've been away and just saw this thread today, right at the end of the competition. Reading the past few threads, I must say I'm really fucking surprised my waif made it this far. I'm actually proud of you, Yea Forums.
>And how will I be sure that posts won't be called me during my absence? No worries there, if you don't spam porn and complain about it then no one will call you out.
>The more they tried making Samus "human" and "relatable" and "fuckable" the worse the games got Which doesn't really describe what you got in those games. Especially not fusion given seeing her outside of the suit is still an end game reward. Not to mention the fact they started putting more clothes on her around that time as it is. In other words using your logic and views of the games they got worse the more clothes you put on her.
Ryan Nelson
Samus acting and speaking as if she just took 30mg of ambien I think was far more damaging then the gratuitous ass shots and zero suit. Not that those weren't cringey, but they're really the least of M:OM's problems.
>Other M proved that it is infact detrimental to the series. Other M's problems came from her characterization and gameplay not fitting the rest of the series. Not the skimpy outfit.
Christopher Thomas
>No worries there, if you don't spam porn and complain about it then no one will call you out. The problem is that I never spammed porn. It'll happen even if I'm gone.
>Which doesn't really describe what you got in those games. Ignoring the entire section in Zero Mission where she's in nothing but her underwear?
Thats why Metroid should be purged of EVERYTHING that went wrong with Other M. Getting rid of the skimpy outfits is just the start.
Cameron Lewis
stupid newfag ▲ ▲ ▲
Samuel Lewis
Why do you keep coming back even though the entire board fucking hates you? Are you a cuck?
Bentley Sanchez
Except, you know, ZSS has been around since Zero Mission,
Dumbass.
William Garcia
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Jordan Carter
. ▲ really? ▲▲
Caleb Miller
. ▲ newfags can't triforce ▲▲
Gavin Robinson
>It'll happen even if I'm gone. Then prove it and leave.
>Ignoring the entire section in Zero Mission where she's in nothing but her underwear? You mean the part that never happened? I remember the Zero Suit segment but nothing about her being in underwear. I think the only time she ever did take off that much were the Metroid 1 and 2 endings.
Hudson Jackson
Yes, and it should be taken out regardless of appeals to nostalgia. I love Metroid, but it's not a perfect series. For it to improve, we obviously need to remove the tumors plaguing its health.
Jose Miller
newfags can't this and this . ▲ ▲ ▲
Jeremiah Ramirez
So how is everyone.
Especially you Hard Working Brackets. How are you holding up with the stress?
Adrian Scott
>Thats why Metroid should be purged of EVERYTHING that went wrong with Other M. You mean like they have? >Getting rid of the skimpy outfits is just the start Sorry kiddo but that's not why Other M was bad but it's good to know that you think every game that isn't prime 1 is bad.
Austin Thompson
>and it should be taken out regardless of appeals to nostalgia I agree, Samus should go back to her original outfits.
Daniel Reyes
>I remember the Zero Suit segment but nothing about her being in underwear. That IS her underwear. I'm saying that Samus should've never been seen outside of her suit.
>You mean like they have? They still have zero suit Samus, and they still want to make Samus a "deep" character, like this was some fucking visual novel.
>Sorry kiddo but that's not why Other M was bad It wasn't the only reason, but it was a reason nonetheless.
Dominic Hall
>fotm smash tards versus one of the most Yea Forums core characters since her release 13 years ago >faggots who never even played metal slug pretending to not be smash bandwagoners >not even mentioning all of the other bullshit she surmounted >not even 300 votes what a trainwreck
>Literally using the "Link's hair was always pink" argument.
Jesus Christ.
Owen Turner
So when do results come out?
Benjamin Reed
Anything she wears out of her suit is underwear, since it's being worn under the Power suit. The series would greatly improve if she never got out of the suit.
Eli Scott
>They still have zero suit Samus, and they still want to make Samus a "deep" character, The Zero Suit didn't come from Other M, not much of a fan if you didn't know that. As for her characterization tell that to SR.
>but it was a reason nonetheless. Yeah no, if that were the case then every game would be shit.
Kevin Rivera
Tomorrow.
Gabriel Gomez
>I just dislike ZSS because it's taken the spotlight from the actual games. I take it your only measure for "spotlight" is Yea Forums and fanart. ZSS doesn't even HAS an individual spotlight. The literal only reason why she exists in Smash is due to a gimmick Sakurai had for Brawl.
Jaxson White
>Anything she wears out of her suit is underwear, since it's being worn under the Power suit. That's not how underwear works unless you want to say that wearing a jacket over a shirt makes that underwear too.
Joshua Miller
>The literal only reason why she exists in Smash is due to a gimmick Sakurai had for Brawl Zero Suit came into existence because they wanted to add more Chozo lore.
Joshua Lopez
>As for her characterization tell that to SR. Ah yes, a fine game bar some issues. Unfortunately, the fandom hated it because it wasn't enough like Other M, so Nintendo buried it.
>I take it your only measure for "spotlight" is Yea Forums and fanart. Yes. That's why the board hates Metroid Prime, because it doesn't have Samus out of her suit period.
Technically it does.
Noah Ward
>over 50% of the fio results are from 2 months or less They'll still pretend they're not stinky smash niggers though.
>the fandom hated it because it wasn't enough like Other M If they hated it because it wasn't like Other M then that would mean they loved it. Double negatives you know.
Jose Price
the tumor plaguing it's health is a lack of actual new games and poor release schedule. Federation Force was a spinoff and Samus Returns came right once people stopped giving a shit about the 3DS. If Prime 4 had actually came out this year or next while the Switch is actually popular it'd sell, but in all likelihood it won't release until the end of the Switch's lifespan and it'll sell mediocre because of that. Also if you don't get off to Samus both in and out of the power suit you're a fucking pleb.
Dude, just because people don't make weekly metal slug threads, doesn't mean we don't like the series.
As a Brazilian, I can't even play smash here.
Jonathan Bennett
>That's why the board hates Metroid Prime Except the board loves Prime. The only game that's hated outright is Other M which is why the only the closest thing to praise are your posts.
Parker Carter
They hated Prime and loved Other M. Pretty simple.
That definitely didn't help, but it still doesn't defend ZSS trash from being the worst thing to ever happen to Metroid.
Asher Price
But Samus IS a Smahs bandwagon character
Nathan Russell
>Except the board loves Prime. The same board that shits on any western developed games that don't have titties everywhere? A description that fits Prime down to the letter?
David Perry
NO user, V HATES PRIME, DESPITE ALL THE PRIME THREADS WE'VE HAD WHEN PRIME 4 WAS ANNOUNCED.
Hudson Moore
>They hated Prime and loved Other M. They referring to... You? Because you're the closest thing to love Other M gets anywhere.
Jack Rivera
The prime threads filled with porn that didn't even talk about the games themselves? That's not really helping your argument.
Joseph Peterson
>we're there we're just lurking I swear
Samus has been a character in smash for over 10 years, it's not a bandwagon anymore Fio is pure rosterfag bait
Nicholas Reyes
>The same board that shits on any western developed games that don't have titties everywhere? >any You what?
Jackson Miller
>previous threads rarely hit more than 250 replies >this one almost hits bump limit what the shit
Austin Price
and by samus I'm specifically talking about ZSS because she's the waifubait
Tyler Smith
As an example, look at any ps4 exclusive and see how quickly the games get shat on. Not for legitimate reasons like bad gameplay or terrible optimization, but because the characters aren't sexy enough.
Juan Powell
The only prime threads with porn were the ones that had you complaining in them. Every other time it was discussion about who's making it or what could be in it.
Anthony Gomez
>I shouldn't be called a reddit tranny faggot I actually didn't, but if that's the mantle you're taking be my guest.
>I don't think porn is vital for a game to be good. I DO find offensive is people thinking that games HAVE to have these things. And you're entitled to your opinion. What I am saying is that you're in the worst place in the whole fucking internet to be complaining about it. People here are more likely to relish around porn and intertwine them with videogames than reject it. And It's not that its right or wrong, but rather that's the general culture of the whole site. I repeat: you should find another place to hang around if you don't like it.
Pretty much, yeah. Lurking was the normal until people stopped bullying people talked shit.
Michael Morgan
Welcome to the power of ACfag bumping. He's a great way to attract attention to get more votes.
Zachary Parker
The power of AUTISM!
Elijah Jackson
Blame ACfag and his miraculous (you) farming superpowers, he may be a worthless faggot incel but he’s a worthless faggot incel everyone notice
Tyler Collins
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 500.
>People here are more likely to relish around porn and intertwine them with videogames than reject it. And It's not that its right or wrong, but rather that's the general culture of the whole site. Then why don't they go to the NSFW boards if all they want is porn? why must they be in every single metroid thread, spamming porn?
Colton Gonzalez
man I should really get him to bump my threads then
Chase Rodriguez
It's literally been over 20 years
Matthew Torres
>the board hates Metroid Prime I've never even seen a proper negative comment around Prime. At best I've read "Prime 1 is underrated and Prime 2 was better".
Logan Stewart
>look at any ps4 exclusive and see how quickly the games get shat on. Not for legitimate reasons like bad gameplay or terrible optimization You mean like when they shat on Horizons abysmal animations and physics? Or GoW's simplified combat compared to the previous games? I mean, if that's hating it for the lack of waifus I don't want to know what you think hating it for the game is.
Jonathan Moore
Wait, we're actually doing this? Are these results a joke, or does OP just have no idea what he's doing? It kind of seemed that he didn't during nominations.
Carter Johnson
I would advise against it, it's only working here because there's no real topic beyond the vote.
Ian Gray
Yes in Zero Mission, but ZZS is a popular phenomenon due to Smash a lot more than due to Zero Mission. Had it never been in Smash Zero Suit would just be yet another costume Samus wears after the end of the game.
Austin Sullivan
Why not? People like it and whiny bitches like you that don`t know how to report get pissy.
It`s a win-win, if anything and they can even discuss the game a bit in-between posting cheesecake.
Joseph Rodriguez
this is the queen of Yea Forums, not the queen of people who don't post on Yea Forums but who am I kidding not even 300 people voted in the last poll this is the queen of (same small selection of people in these threads)
Michael Lopez
>Then why don't they go to the NSFW boards if all they want is porn? Why don't you go to Reddit if you don't like the posters in Yea Forums? Why must you be in every single Metroid discussion spamming your shit taste? fucking jeez
I post on Yea Forums, just not about metal slug all the time, you condescending faggot.
Henry Ross
I've seen plenty, like "Samus is an ugly goblino" and "there's not enough sexy titties". The vitriol I've seen against the game is almost unreal.
>You mean like when they shat on Horizons abysmal animations and physics? I couldn't hear it over the people crying about how ugly Aloy is. Same with God of War. People were more angry about the lack of titties than anything else.
>Why not? People like it and whiny bitches like you that don`t know how to report get pissy. Is that your only reasoning? "haha I do it to make you mad"? Seems like a poor reasoning.
Kayden Brooks
I ain’t signing in to vote
I understand the reason for it but I don’t care enough
Chase Allen
Weeew, she should have tied those tubes.
>Is that your only reasoning? "haha I do it to make you mad"? Seems like a poor reasoning.
Yeah, and what about it
Jayden Perry
>Yeah, and what about it Seems like shitposting, the antithesis of good gameplay discussion.
Lucas Martinez
so what you're saying is that metal slug doesn't have the same influence as other games on the list?
And something that is part of Yea Forums. Alongside good gameplay discussion, that happens when the game is relevant enough to warrant such discussion.
Otherwise people will just shitpost and take advantage of a open thread.
No, I`m saying Metal Slug doesn`t have enough content to warrant continous discussion. You either play the games or you don`t at this point.
It`s the whole fucking discussion this autist is fighting in this thread. Why keep talking about games that don`t have anything new to discuss constantly
If you ask me, we can talk about it, sure, but it`s not a series that warrants constant threads.
Jason Anderson
>"there's not enough sexy titties". At this point you're shamelessly making shit up. There's not titties in ANY of the Metroid games, and if they really go through the lengths of 100% or 15%ing Zero Mission, as is my own personal favorite, I must admire their dedication for pixel T&A.
>Is that your only reasoning? read again, my reasoning is actually the exact same as yours >Then why don't they go to the NSFW boards if all they want is porn? >Why don't you go to Reddit if you don't like the posters in Yea Forums? Ultimately what you're doing is demanding people to stop liking something you don't like, when you can easily just migrate as an individual where you find more like-minded people.
>And something that is part of Yea Forums. That doesn't mean it should overtake every thread.
>ultimately what you're doing is demanding people to stop liking something you don't like What I ask is for people to discuss video games on the video game board. Is that so much?
>when you can easily just migrate as an individual where you find more like-minded people. Like minded people? On reddit? Please. All they care about is upvotes and karma and virtue signaling. Yea Forums, despite its flaws, is the only place left for good vidya discussion.
Wyatt Baker
We want to discuss Metroid too. Just not with you.
Robert Williams
>couldn't hear it over the people crying about how ugly Aloy is You mean the thing sonyfags started to say to draw attention away from the animations and physics? Because Aloy being ugly didn't become a thing until months after its launch unless you're forgetting all of those webms. >Same with God of War. People were more angry about the lack of titties than anything else Yeah right even now no one cares about titties in GoW because the previous games they liked didn't really have it outside of one scene in one game.
Gonna have to try harder to push that narrative.
Ryan Clark
>That doesn't mean it should overtake every thread.
It doesn`t, only shitty, shallow threads with not enough content for actual discussion. Metroid is one of the franchises that happen to have plenty of porn, so people derail it with porn. Dubs used to be the "default" derail method, but that's gone from v.
Make interesting threads and people will talk, don't and people willd derail it, usually with porn.
But you can't, you are just a whiny bitch that doesn't actually try to discuss interesting things and blame Metroid's apparent sex appeal as the reason why people don't sit down and talk about a franchise that doesn't have a new proper title for years.
>What I ask is for people to discuss video games on the video game board. Is that so much?
No, you are DEMANDING people to discuss games in lieu of doing something that they find fun. It's almost like people don't like when people complain they aren't following the rules.
Just report and move on if porn happens, you faggot.
Ayden Adams
>What I ask is for people to discuss video games on the video game board. Is that so much? If you're going to keep on spamming porn yeah. But hey we all know you don't actually like Metroid.
Easton Collins
>Wearing a robe over power suit What is the point with this??
Isn't that the whole point of all the fucking times you have to find the Varia Suit or variants of it
Aaron Richardson
>What I ask is for people to discuss video games on the video game board. Is that so much? Then talk about Metroid you fuckwit. All you do is whinge and moan about porn instead of just ignoring it to actually join in on the discussion that happens around it.
Andrew Cooper
>We want to discuss Metroid too. The porn dump after porn dump really shows that.
For the last time, that's not me.
>You mean the thing sonyfags started to say to draw attention away Wrong. When they deflected, they would usually talk about how a Nintendo game was terrible, or compare it shoddily to BOTW. They did not falseflag, as it didn't get them as many (You)'s as console warring.
Sebastian Thomas
>Is that so much? I flip it back at you. I've absolutely never seen you discuss any videogames. In the few times we've had actual Metroid threads you come in and shit it all up, derailing it with your garbage opinions and incessant bitching. It has come to the point where no one wants to start one because we know we'd be summoning the largest shitposter in the site. The saddest part is that you're unaware at how much worse you are for Metroid threads than any porn dump. Hell I'll even go as far as to say you don't even like Metroid, you only want to complain about Metroid, and I even doubt you like most of the games in the franchise. Chances are that when you do talk about Metroid you complain about every game except the 1 you actually liked. Last I spoke with you you said Hollow Knight was better than Metroid. Go, leave, shitpost them and their threads.
> Yea Forums, despite its flaws, is the only place left for good vidya discussion. Then deal with it and accept this is part of what Yea Forums is. Enforcing strict moderation against it would neuter the site and change it completely. If you can't I am sure there is a discord or two where you'd find more bitter assholes like you.
Jayden Perez
>But doesn't the power suit withstand heat From the inside, not the outside. So while Samus is chill in there everyone else gets scalding metal.
Hunter Brown
>When they deflected, they would usually talk about how a Nintendo game was terrible Sure they do that too but their first action was to deflect to Aloy being ugly because it was a means to devalue all criticism without bringing up Nintendo.
Leo Rogers
And
She's in a fucking desert alone.
John Martinez
because it looks cool and that's literally it
Luke Sanchez
>For the last time, that's not me Deny it as much as you like but since you actively started conversing with multiple anons it slowed down considerably and it only happens when you're there to complain. Whether you like it or not you're the biggest culprit.
Justin Cooper
>Make interesting threads and people will talk, don't and people willd derail it, usually with porn. Except when Prime 4 was revealed, and even when SR was revealed, threads were continually destroyed by porn spam.
>No, you are DEMANDING people to discuss games in lieu of doing something that they find fun. 4channel has tons of boards where you can post porn. There's no problem there. But on Yea Forums, videogame discussion would be nice.
>I flip it back at you. I've absolutely never seen you discuss any videogames I'm always willing to discuss games. I love discussions about FAN content for example, but for some reason that doesn't count. I don't know why.
>Sure they do that too but their first action was to deflect to Aloy being ugly That's implying that her being ugly isn't the most common criticism brought up in any thread. You certainly can't claim that 100% of Yea Forums is sony falseflags.
Ryan Torres
>She's in a fucking desert alone. Not in that manga, if I remember right it's from Samus and Joey.
Camden Hughes
Or perhaps the gameplay discussion I bring drowns out porn spam? That's like saying that the skateboarding maid user who spams Sybb threads is actually sybb himself. It doesn't make sense.
Adrian Turner
>and even when SR was revealed, threads were continually destroyed by porn spam. Could have fooled me because everyone was talking about the game itself and what the fuck Aeion was. If you only saw porn spam then maybe that user was right and you're the one doing it.
Isaac Sullivan
>Could have fooled me because everyone was talking about the game itself and what the fuck Aeion was. That was me trying to incite discussion. Whoever was spamming porn did it to spite metroid threads.
Luis Allen
>That's implying that her being ugly isn't the most common criticism brought up in any thread. Given that it wasn't ever a criticism until long after the game was out I can say that it most certainly wasn't something people were concerned with. >You certainly can't claim that 100% of Yea Forums is sony falseflags. Sure I can, this is the same group of people who spam smash threads and then complain about it on /qa/. That's their main tactic. Then there was the Persona incident.
Matthew Butler
This is all i see whenever they do shit like this. I get a soldier with normal armor walking through the dessert. But a fucking sci fi power suit can't handle a little sun??
>That was me trying to incite discussion Yeah not going to fly for two reasons. 1) no one was complaining about porn which is all you do 2) I personally made Metroid threads for a few days after the announcement and for the most part they reached the bump limit.
Jose Campbell
It’s aesthetic. That’s all that matters. Metroid is soft sci fi like Star Wars, rule of cool is the only rule.
Hunter Rodriguez
>I'm always willing to discuss games. Really? You're this unnaware of yourself? What about the last 3 or so hours we've been containing your raging autism. Does that sound like Metroid discussion to you?
Jonathan Foster
Could be just to keep sand and grit off the armor so she doesn't have to polish it as much later
Josiah Hall
>Whoever was spamming porn did it to spite metroid threads. So you? Because all you do is derail threads no matter which you choose. If you dump porn then people get sick of it and leave. If you complain about porn then the entire thread turns into a thread where people are trying to talk sense into you to stop you from derailing.
We all know what you do to Metroid threads.
Aiden Phillips
>I can say that it most certainly wasn't something people were concerned with. Then you'll also also have to explain the constant east versus west threads where people complain about western females being ugly compared to the glorious nippon counterparts. Is that a falseflag too?
>Sure I can, this is the same group of people who spam smash threads and then complain about it on /qa/. That's their main tactic. Without proof, there's no reason for me to believe that. Sure the fanbase is pretty bad at times, but falseflagging can't just be implied without solid evidence. Just because you "feel" it doesn't make it true.
>1) no one was complaining about porn which is all you do I don't do that all the time. Only when it's relevant, like in this thread where, instead of discussing whether Samus deserved to win over Fio, people just started dumping their porn fetish folders. My threads attempted to be civil, but I can't stop the eventual porn spam.
>2) I personally made Metroid threads for a few days after the announcement and for the most part they reached the bump limit. Which became porn dumps.
Easton Sullivan
Guess I'll vote for Fio.
Ian Torres
I'm talking about why I like Metroid, how I think the series could improve, and why I think Samus deserves to win the contest. Sure sounds like discussion to me.
>Because all you do is derail threads no matter which you choose. Are we not talking about Metroid right now, in a thread about Metroid versus Metal slug?
Nathan Thompson
>Then you'll also also have to explain the constant east versus west threads where people complain about western females being ugly compared to the glorious nippon counterparts. You mean the threads made to shitpost about nip games? How does that prove your point?
>Without proof, there's no reason for me to believe that. Sure, let's just ignore the fact that there's a lull in Smash threads when they temporarily move on to a new game.
