It's so satisfying to watch this idiot crash and burn.
>hurrr it's my channel it's all about ME fuck the viewers it's about MY fun, w-wait where's everyone going?!
It's so satisfying to watch this idiot crash and burn
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Watching him struggle in Astral Chain made me understand angry youtube comments.
mumble mumble WHOOAAAA this is LITERALLY STANDS whoooaaAAAAA its SO DUMB OHHHHHH its LITERALLY VERGIL mmble uhmn SLAVERY CRIME
related
>ecelebs
Go back.... TO HELL
hahaha blacks are so silly
You're not black, woolie.
His friends gave little charisma, they’re not fun to watch. Him and Pat is the best combination. And by best I mean only one worth watching. If it weren’t for the podcast I couldn’t listen to him anymore.
Literally who, mon?
zoom zoom
Came here to post this.
>option selects
Fuck me that's good.
I still cannot comprehend how a man who have been playing vidya for his entire life and worked as a tester only understand fighting game terms.
I just want someone to tell him that mobas have a lot in common with fighting games so he can start moping like a bitch and go "muh fighting games not popular".
test
>jerking off over corporate interests
subhuman coinfucker, cut your genitals off you offense to the human spec ies
In a recent podcast, his mind was blown because he found out that MOBAs have matchups. "LIKE A FIGHTING GAME?!?!"
is there literally anything more sad than people watching other people streaming playing games?
Complaining about other people watching people play games is pretty high on the pathetic list. Right next to wanting to become a janitor on this site.
>Podcast is just Pat being wrong and Woolie knowing nothing about the subject at all so he completely believes him
Why does Woolie refuse to bring on a guest, I barely keep up and just listen to other podcasts now
People who complain about other people who watch people play video games.
I don't even watch them anymore. It's like checking up on an ex girlfriend and talking shit to your friends about what a disgusting whore she is now.
It's funny how Pat can upload 5 hour long unedited stream dumps and still get significantly more views than Woolie's edited videos of the same games.
Matt please go. Don't be salty because Pat chose you.
>Woolie is trying to make a point
>Pat interrupts with "MEMBER?! MEMBER ON TWITTER?!"
>Woolie goes "mmhmm" and continues
>Pat is completely oblivious to Woolie's clear hatred of him
I'm sorry, I just woke up. Don't get salty because Woolie chose Pat.
That's a meme, Pat exists to take the wind out of Woolie's sails, Woolie is a permanent optimist.
>those FE videos
based Pat wins in the end
It's been mainstream entertainment for the last 15 years, you may as well be complaining about color TV and landline, grandpa.
It was like watching a mentally challenged 9 year old play. I suppose no matter how white woolie is he just can't escape those nog genes.
*annoying unfunny friend noises*
Well in fairness to Woolie, Matt sucks his co-lets player's iq points whenever they do a let's play.
Pat's videos get 1k more views on average than woolie. All he really has is the pay pigs on twitch.
Pat and Woolie are shit now. Matt and Liam are much better.
hi liam, how fat are you by now?
I will tell you why Woolie failed. He thinks he's better than his Youtube channel, he's not. The fact he doesn't do reaction videos like Max is the exact reason he failed.
also It's even funnier to see Matt succeed.
I'd say that's mostly Min, Reggie can be pretty funny
Liam gb2 Resetera, don't be salty because the manlet stole the girl you were stalking at Hooters.
Trannyliam.
Game testers are not known for being paragons of intellect
>We'll never get an episode that starts with Pat slurring "it's 3 am and we're wasted so we decided fuck it lets fight fume knight" again
>Matt
>succeeding
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
MAKE VIDEOS WITH PAT
MAKE VIDEOS WITH PAT
hi matt, how many times has your wife cucked you by now?
The views on his channel don't lie, nor do the subs.
Well, Pat isn't the drunk one, it's Paige that is the one who is so fucking drunk she is speaking gibberish.
They're all shit
>mfw he got stuck on a simple switch puzzle
>Woolie does something successful and its popular with the fans
>never does it again
>Woolie does something that fails and crashes
>repeats it over and over
definition of insanity. Remember GON with the Wind? Yeah, apparently you can't just, I don't know, watch anime together and talk with each other over a webcam. No, you must fly around half the planet so you can justify making 1 to 3 minute videos, but only 3 of them at a time before you fly back.
That's nothing. Why does he fucking try to zandatsu everything? There's wolves jumping circles around him biting his balls and he stands there with the sword out, either getting hit and being cancelled out of it, or slashing fucking air.
Poor woolie. Must feel bad knowing people never really cared about your content and that you're always meant to be the third wheel
It gives me a little bit of hope that even the YouTube comments were telling him he was bad. I really wish Woolie would just make a plan both long and short term for his channel and just fucking stick to it, He's reaching Google levels of project abandonment. and for fuck sake Woolie, STOP FUCKING PLAYING LONG RPGS. Reserve those for streams or something.
>Matt collabing with lots of YouTubers
>Putting out actual quality content
>Slowly growing in subscribers and will likely pass the 2 best friends channel sub count
>Pat and Woolie losing relevancy quickly
>Woolie most likely to become homeless soon
Wha happun?
not drunk, just regular brain damage
who nigga this is?
Woolie, when will you crack and start making LP's with Pat again?
Well in fairness to her, she does have actual brain problems.
Matt was always the one with the most talent and business sense.
hi matt, run away from from any gyms in tears recently?
Oh fuck off, people fell over their dicks to help woolie. And how did he thank them? Introduced the 3 negro mumble kings as co-hosts and playing games nobody fucking cares about but him and him only? Thanks woolie.
Matt please.
He thinks he's better than that, also he would have to pay Pat to leave his house.
When he can match Pat's braindead legion of money bags
I watch speedruns every now and then, but mainly just watch fightan game tournaments since I can't go in person
>that time when woolie got so butthurt about people asking for more dmc5 episodes that he ended up publishing like 20 of them at once
Embarrassing shit
Watching Pat backseat drive while Woolie was trying to play RE2 was a bit painful. Woolie was afraid of the game for some reason and Pat wasn't helping.
Only time they seemed to gave fun was during DMC5.
People cared about woolies content. The problem is that content was shown to be so fucking bad. If woolie could actually get some engaging hosts and stick to one thing maybe his channel wouldn't be dead in the water right now.
I think he underestimates his base audience. Like he thinks his core are the numbers his "ESL crew mumbles at a game they don't understand" LPs and his more successful videos pull in an outside audience. Just do stuff people enjoy. Bust the green screen back out, do goofy one offs, bring in Pat. It's simple
Well Woolie is like, "OH LAWDY THEM SURVIVAL HORROR GAMES BEES SCARY".
RE2 was still better than 95% of the content Woolie has on his channel
Hate to admit it but you're right. Matt has the only watchable content since the split.
>claims he doesn't like to get political
>makes a slavery, black lives matter,etc joke every chance he gets
He unironically believes Warmonger did nothing wrong, is an excelent antagonist and by far the best marvel character ever.
He might try to hide it but everyone can see he's WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIET as fuck.
>Oh shit Reggie look, I always wanted to show you this part
>Huh?
>It's a puzzle
>Wow
It's kinda crazy that woolie is so "busy" constantly but it doesn't show with his youtube channel at all. I know he's getting married but that's it.
What pisses me off the most is that sometimes he does shine through and make good content, but he needs to collaborate with people who aren't charisma black holes.
I cared about his content when it was live action shitposting. Now it's just shitty let's plays.
Woolie unironically believes in the "we wuz kangz and shieeet" bullshit. He's braindead.
oh is that why CSB is partnered with RoosterTeeth and Matt McFatfuck isn't?
He isn't though?
lmao i seriously don't get how some of you are literally just angry that he plays and puts out stuff he personally enjoys
Do you really think partnering with RT is something positive? All it says is that the podcast doesn't make enough money on it's own.
he's getting a massive tattoo on his back, in honor of his dead sister he barely had any contact with
all because she was a lesbian feminists and drew shitty WE WUZ art
The Astral Chain LP is just two hood niggas playing a video game for the first time.
>Rooster Teeth
>Just laid off 12% of its staff
I love CSB but that's not a good thing.
Where did he say that?
It's Canada, he'll get a free house for being black
When did he say that, not calling you a liar, I just want some proof.
The channel would be so much better if Pat did choose Matt over Woolie and Matt chose Pat over Liam and they were actually friends
But sadly Castle SubparBeast is what we get
Why do you guys care so much about what this random youtube fag does? It's honestly kind of pathetic
He wuz born here so he only gets a free 1k per month. Now if he just moved here from the middle east he'd get a house, car and 3k a month per kid, if he was a convicted terrorist he'd get a million dollars a year.
you have 10 seconds to explain what EXACTLY killmonger did wrong
Show your work
I thought it was supposed to be "one for me, one for them, one for us". Where did it all go wrong?
spotted the Confederate ghost.
Woolie's schedule:
>Record 1 hour of footage a day
>Go to haka
>Go to hipster back alley illegal cocktail bars
>Go to cons
>Go to boxing class
>Go to the gym
>Watch some flavour of the week shit like hero academia or attack on titan
>Tweet a bunch of gay shit
>Hang out with "punch mom" (aka his gf who doesn't give a fuck about his lame weeaboo shit)
>Watch netflix trash
>Spend 6 hours a day complaining about how you have no time to do anything and for the health of the channel you shouldn't work more than 1 hour a day
I wouldn't be surprised if rooster teeth drops them soon. They've been laying off lots of employees lately and I doubt CSB rakes in enough views. It's not looking good for Pat or Woolie. Woolie is already a goner.
spotted the wannabe janitor
Only during the Sonic LP and that was mostly because they were going into 06 raw
What does the Confederacy have to do with that?
based Pat always wins in the end
Does he complain this stuff? I haven’t seen too much of that in the podcast
because for woolie, me, them and us are the same person, woolie himself.
You mad, kid?
RoosterTeeth hires gentiles now?
Sonic 06 could have been good if they didn't have some spastic ADHD retard randomly cutting out 3 seconds of the video every minute
It's more of an extension of his words about playing Minecraft and Fortnite. He really thinks that he will find success if he starts playing them.
Janitors and Confederates are natural enemies because confederates are hopelessly butthurt off-topic shitposters.
>Woolie hears Pat talk about RE.
>Proceed to take him 100% seriously and plays RE2 like it will reach out of the screen and kill his normalfag who will not let him travel to Japan again soon to be wife.
>Woolie hears Pat talk about Astral Chain.
>Proceed to take him 100% seriously and plays Astral Chain like every second of it is a struggle to keep your AMERICAN SLAVE TRADE ALLEGORY under control and drives the joke into the ground and then some.
Suggestion to Woolie is to stop listening to Pat.
He brought it up on his own podcast and talks how he handles the channel on castle super beast as well.
The truly sad thing is seeing Pat or John egging him on/agreeing with him, because it's easy for Pat or John to say "just do what you want lol" because they're fucking successful and their interests are not shallow like woolie's FGC/Jojo/Platinum kiddie-pool.
wtf bros you told me matt was the one who was flopping
>woolies best videos are fucking clips from the podcast
>even matt's LPs are getting more views than woolie's
>Tweet a bunch of gay shit
That's also another problem with Woolie. He's fucking dog shit at social media, Pat is actually a genius and the reason he can keep his paypigs and grow.
Woolie interacts zero with his audience
Why are there so many images of maids riding skateboards anyway?
>lmao i seriously don't get how some of you are literally just angry that he plays and puts out stuff he personally enjoys
Not angry, just gobsmacked that this stupid nog still doesn't get it. It's not about HIS enjoyment, it's about what the audience enjoys. Now you don't have to play CoD but fucking Wonderful 101? Really?!
How come woolie doesn't let Reggie or Billy play some games while he backseats?
Confederacy did nothing wrong, Anne Frank is bae. Fuck Nazi Lincoln.
Well matt also has super pull with Max and a bunch of other fags and get reposted on various sites
Just goes to show you kids, network.
Doesn't matter if you're trash, if you know how to network people will flock to you for literally no reason
Yeah but with Matt and especially Liam you know there's unfunny boring filler in those cuts and the lp would be twice as long
>Anna is Zeke's daughter
>don't correct me
Christ, Woolie. That's just sad. The dude needs to realize it's not working or he'll be back on the job hunt
He said it on one of the podcasts it was his dead sister who drew the art, fuck me if I can remember which one.
Did matt adopt liam so he wouldn't kill himself?
I think Reggie is playing Control and it's driving Woolie nuts.
If you make a thread about someone who gets less than 15k views that should be a bannable offense
Reggie played Control.
They only ever cut out the small gap between them talking or a single word. There's no large gaps that remove down time or boring commentary.
liam pays attention to him and makes him feel important, unlike his fat ugly wife
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. I really hope he gets that shit inked, I honestly can't even get mad at WE WUZ shit, it's so adorable.
He was rude in a museum.
I genuinely hope woolie pulls through and manages to find a working formula but it's not looking up.
the moment woolie brings on a guest is the moment it becomes obvious they need a 3rd person so it can't happen
I wager they’d be better off if they just did a patreon
Sure but that’s any Streamer or the like
I don’t know if that’s resentment or anything at fans or at themselves for not being more numerous
Again, I don’t know if I would ever say Woolie was surprised by that because it seems he’s been fairly aware of that niche aspect of FGC and platinum games since forever.
I think part of it is that Woolie also doesn’t stream in the way even his own fans want. The issue is that for a lot of stuff, like FOTM JRPGs, he gets into huge side tangents like he did with Volta on Seventv Stand User and stops paying attention to the game
The issue is that Woolie’s fans want to see Woolie’s reactions, not hear him fuck around with some rando while gameplay is on screen
I think more solo Let’s Plays would be more popular, like how Pat does them, but maybe that’s just not his style
Such quality content like Wha Happun, a show were a guy with an annoying voice reads a Wikipedia article out of order. Awesome.
I think it's time for Woolie to get a big boy job and just do the youtube and streaming for fun
Why? He doesn't deserve it. He's not working hard at all and does nothing but complain.
All they had to do was keep making scrublords.
Instead we got "Getting into fighting games"
I think he really does keep himself too busy with his boxing/ icelandic native dance/ canvas tattoo shit to bring in Pat much.
Hell it took them forever to get through REmake.
Plus it might be a pride thing. He wants to make it, not suckle at Pat's teat.
Honestly they should've just went with a castle superbeast stream, I'd toss a twitch prime at that.
He was an african supremacist rather than a wakandan supremacist. He would have let all those stinky bantus and other drag into wakanda
its
'the gap'
>expected the tatoo to be some video game shit
>it's this instead
This is just sad and pathetic. Canada should get nuked.
I want to mention that despite Woolie playing the latest & greatest games and Matt is playing games that are years old but pulls in a fuck tons of views.
So did Matt straight up excommunicate Woolie or can we expect to see him on Matt's channel soon to make some actual money?
>Why are there so many images of maids riding skateboards anyway?
Somebody at the CIA really likes them
I'm just glad it's not JoJo. But knowing him, it probably will be at some point.
A working formula is have a native English speaker that can talk to people/has things to say while playing a game that people care about, and here is where it gets tricky but only for men, don't be an actual mental retard that doesn't understand how to play games.
Question: Pat is playing Man of Medan with paige
Why is he not pointing out how shit the game is as soon as possible
Extremely soied post
By the looks of it, even if him and Woolie were on good terms.
"Don't make me choose between my friends!" -Woolie during a Kirby stream
Isn't that what all the kids (adults) love though? Having articles read and explained to them through a video instead of just reading it themselves?
Anything other than getting the birthmark on his neck would be gay. Honestly the birthmark is acceptable to me. At worst it just looks like a lame star tattoo with no meaning
His SJW sugar daddies would burn him alive
Do niggers in America really believe they were egyptian?
I mean there were blacks in Ancient Egypt, but because Egypt was race mixed as fuck, not because ancient egyptians were racially black.
he gets to make his own fun with his sexy gf
get mad bitch
I haven't watched Pat in forever but I can see him getting fatter in the youtube thumbnails
I think he's too set in his ways to actually do something people will like. Go back and look at the Best Friends channel, Most of the least popular LP's have him involved.
I miss the shitstorm
I have no idea what you're talking about, don't confuse me with a jojo fan.
>not drunk
youtu.be
Didn’t he already play it? I’d say it’s because it’s basically a group storytelling game and he was having fun playing it with his notWife
>pat sitting on his fat ass playing videogames while sad lonely pathetic people pay him in e-dollars
Whatever works, man
Counterpoint - Woolie isn't a 30 year old slag
Just bring in Plague every other week, I don't care if he doesn't have anything to say at least it'll bring some fucking variety to the conversations. That "video-games are good" tangent last podcast was not funny in the slightest and went completely nowhere.
because he's having fun with his gf AND makes shit tons of money from retarded twitch autists. Remember the HotS stream lol
I've liked ninja maids since high school, didn't know I like skateboarding maids. I do not have a maid fetish though.
I can't blame the CIA for having good taste.
>PERSONA 4 IS GAY
>DON'T @ ME
>I KNOW I'M RIGHT
>KIDS SHOULD BE CHEMICALLY CASTRATED
Not when you already know about all this shit. It's either
>Hey he made a video about a game I like. Oh, I already knew all of this stuff.
Or
>Hey he made a video about a game I've never heard of. I have no interest in hearing about what happened behind the scenes of this game.
Drunk white girls are adorable when they're not hollering
Oh yeah,but I bet watching a sport on tv is completely different and totally not the same at all.
There is nothing sad and pathetic about religious ethno-nationalism
The social blade comparison is really interesting when you compare Matt and Woolie's Channels.
Woolie's Channel came to a fucking halt in April and almost flat lines but Matt kept growing.
Did canada even have slaves?
Pat's schedule
>sleep
>eat
>twitch
>eat
>sleep
Not only does he not leave house, he doesn't leave his couch.
Might be some guy with too much money buying commissions for it.
Like the Wonderbread autist.
His family probably came here in the 50s
Canada had Asian slaves I think
shit you got me there
Gonna be honest with you lads, I don't really have a horse in this race, since I watched Fisticuffs and I liked everyone on there. Once the guys split off and did their own thing, I find myself coming back constantly to Matt's Wha Happun videos because they're well edited chunks of entertainment. Woolies videos are poorly edited (if at all) playthroughs with him and two charisma black holes. Even when he plays games I like, I don't find myself having fun watching his videos. If he took the time to edit his videos into something palatable with jokes and shit, or had better stream companions like Pat and Paige I'd be happy to watch his stuff. But as of right now Woolie's channel is the weakest. Aside from Liam's which is absolute garbage.
so he has like 3 years until he dies
Pat's streams are extremely unfunny to watch. Paige's are slightly better once you skip forward an hour to when the game starts.
worst part is the fact that his sister would probably seethe because it's a man carrying it on his back.
Like holding up the door but for women empowering art.
There is when it's in reference to a nation/religion that accomplished nothing in it's entire existence
>you will never have a gf that wants your kids while doing this all day
based and efficient
based PAT
Woolie's a cool guy, but I don't think the people he's bringing into the LPs are a good fit for him. It feels like more straight men, when that's usually Woolie's role with Pat
Also I think it'd benefit him to do more personal podcasts, he feels comfortable in that medium. He isn't a bad artist, either
I'm not going to lie, the slave shit in Astral Chain was the funniest non-podcast content Woolie has made on his channel.
Even better than the whole grand wizard wakka shit.
>Wonderbread autist
Why does this sound familiar? Like it's something I should know about but the information was lost long ago?
Waifufaggotry, gacha, trannies, consolefaggotry, smashfaggotry ... the list goes on.
I thought his family came from Grenada.
>any of that shit on his back
>egyptian
do you retards even have working eyes? are you just so stupid that objective reality is optional?
Kinda but nowhere to the extent America did, and even if you want to talk about "muh oppression" then historically most oppression was directed at natives, french Canadians and I think the Chinese.
Strangely, Pat yelling at Paige as her brain problems and/or alcohol kick in is the closest thing to old TBFP content
They have to believe it's Egyptian, otherwise it wouldn't confirm their biases.
I don't. It was getting really shitty towards the end because they ran out the good horror games ages ago and only had left were shitty indie horror games that literally all play the exact same.
Keep up the good work!
kinda wish I knew how to skate :
That was what helped in their tbfp days everyone is playing flavor of the month shit meanwhile they're playing streetwise, ride to hell, man vs wild and eternal darkness
Is there any canadian that isn't a pussywhipped SJW?
And he’s still makes good dosh
I think his style of content is really solid too; just throw up the whole stream in a single video and then let twitch clips and compilations do the heavy lifting
I think Woolie would really benefit from this style too: just throw the VOD up and make a compilation of all the slavery jokes so people can watch something short as a gateway into the let’s play
me
how can people watch matt's pre-recorded videos (Wha Happun, etc.)? the way he speaks doesn't lend itself to any comedic timing or line reads, his scripts aren't terribly funny in the first place, and his videos aren't even that informative.
Pat is one and still somehow gets labeled as a Nazi.
The non-SJW Canadians hate each other so they can't band together
I remember the least popular LPs are of him and Liam
And it's qualitatively still miles and miles ahead of Woolie's mumblecore LPs.
These skateboarding maids are making me feel things.
>two weeks ago
>3 days ago
Not saying you're wrong, but this is a horseshit comparison.
Just revive fisticuffs but with his ESL friends
There's one leaf I've seen post on /k/ who has a bunch of illegal machine guns, he seems cool
>It's like checking up on an ex girlfriend and talking shit to your friends about what a disgusting whore she is now.
Only you've never met the ex-girlfriend
And the ex has never met you
And you only know her through videos
And you're pooping yourself with rage because she did a thing you don't like.
Get a hobby user.
Us quebeckers. fuck the towel heads and other browns.
It was just some guy buying commissions from artists to draw women buying exteremly expensive loafs of Wonderbread. The story only really stuck out to me because apparently the one artist that wouldn't put up with such a dumb request was Shadman.
I can't hear his voice without imagining his fat face
The thing is that does still apply to tons of other kids (adults), the longform "DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THING" format does rake in views
I like them and they are interesting and funny to me, and to a lot of people judging from the views. I guess your hate of Matt is affecting your opinion of them.
>It's a Plague goes on a 10 minute sperg out rant about writing and complaining that something isn't explained when he could just pay some attention instead of sperging or just advance the dialog and have it explained to him XIV stream.
Isn’t that what Get Into Fighting Games is?
>Woolie and Pat being a pair of retarded niggers
>Matt and Leiam making kino on his channel and doing well
Based
>Matt is skyrocketing
Well shit
Putting effort into shit works
I pulled their first 10 videos and compared.
What's wrong with it?
I would like a maid with a world industries board pls thx
Been avoiding his streams, what part is he at?
I know he was doing that a lot for Stormblood. Did he reach Shadowbringers and continue to do that?
>And you're pooping yourself with rage
Try laughing at how retarded this dumb nog is
woolie gave $1000 to KyoAni after the fire and didn't brag about it so he's cool
>all because she was a lesbian feminists and drew shitty WE WUZ art
That sounds like a lie.
Woolie wasn't allowed to go to her funeral because he was athiest but the family is ok with a blue haired dyke?
hi matt, stop capitalizing after meme arrows
the best sbfp videos were the ones where they (any of them) raised their voices or sounded emotional in some way. usually in respect to garbage. best moment of any video was matt losing his mind at the end of the omikron lp and the other two just sort of being super awkward about it
woolie's problem is that he's super level headed so its just casual video game playing. even when he's playing bad mario maker levels he never raises his voice, just a quiet 'i'm done' after a bit, so there's no sort of emotion there so his stuff doesn't get many views
>Woolie plays that game about hold and cold weather
>somehow turns it into an allegory for black slavery
>Woolie plays Astral Chain
>compares legions to black slavery
Why are Canadian blacks so obsessed with slavery?
Reminder that Attack on Titan is the best anime of all times.
Not the manga though. How fucking dare you read the manga
So
>Matt married
>Woolie engaged
>Liam still dating Girl Liam
>Pat proposed but Paige isn't ready
>That one time when pic related got into a Twitter spat with Paige
It's funny, I think she actually followed him before that too
Reminder this is the first year we wont get a shitstorm
Paige is very close to Matts machinima persona
Just replace "America" with "Big and Strong" and Hitomi's Tits with Skeletons
I miss shadman, is he back from the store yet?
because they have EVEN LESS claims to oppression than modern american blacks, so they try to overcompensate
>Skateboards
>Not rollar blades
>Not calling them the maids on blades
>Liam is fucking dead
>Matt is somehow producing better content than he ever did on TBFP
>Woolie's powerlevel revealed to be entirely based on chemistry
>Meanwhile Pat is the most successful by mostly playing games that he was going to play anyway, often times just doing it in his fucking pyjamas and making fun of his special-needs girlfriend on stream
i think it's obvious who got out on top of this
Need to connect with the audience somehow
like how chains connected the blacks when they got shipped over
I like to watch a few streamers or lpers playing games which I either can't play myself or wouldn't normally want to. Like deadly premonition (in case of lp).
I'll do whatever I want bitch.
This was the line that he should have not crossed. What a fucking moron.
>I really love this thing
>how dare you suggest I should enjoy the source material?
>Pat you asshole why are you not reading JoJo Part 5?
I really really really want to spoil it for him.
Matt is actually putting work in. No shit this is happening. As much as I hate Matt he deserves it. Woolie is so fucking stubborn and doesn't want to listen to anyone. He has to know by now that nobody wants to hear those mumble fumbles. It's not working, Woolie. Change it or enjoy going back to testing
Yeah, while it isn't entertaining unless he brings Plague on his figure it out podcast is really easy listening. Especially when you're trying to create, or figure out how to get the mojo flowing again.
Woolie absolutely needs a loud retard to be the straightman for. It's why he worked so well before the split since he had two loud retards to play off of.
Unfortunately Pat will die first
Wonderful 101 is amazing though so it was a good pick to filter retarded casuals like you, win win
Kanji is a bottom
>mattfag tries sucking up to pat to look less obvious
I wouldn't be surprised, that Canadian Indian guy from Bioware kept trying to bring up British slavery and how Canada owes him for that even though he's not actually Indian.
twice as bright half as long
Well, minh is a loud retard, but nobody can understand him so it just falls flat.
gonna need some sauce on that image
Pat doesn't play "OOHOHOHOHHH SO COOOOOL SO HYPE LOOK AT THIS THING I LIKE" games on stream exclusively, from what I've seen he plays whatever is new and catches his eye along with some old favorites (New Vegas, Vampire The Masquerade, etc.) and that draws people in
Meanwhile Woolie still hasn't realized that 'people flock to new thing so cater to new thing' is what WORKS, should've fucking realized it when God of War did good
I'm sorta happy that Matt is succeeding. Pat and Woolie continuing after SBFP died just felt spiteful.
I think the most disappointed I've been with Woolie was with the Third Birthday LP, He kept hyping it up as him at his angriest, I was expecting Omkiron shit, but it was so lame. He just sounded confused and annoyed.
The EyePatchWolf episode was my favorite so far. His idea was actually really cool and obviously a passion project, which I guess is the point of Figure It Out.
Also EyePatchWolf is such a sweetheart I'd let him fuck me
I watched the 1999 version of Hunter x Hunter and woolie is a retarded nigger as usual.
>There's like 3 filler episodes out of 60 and I only found that out after I finished the show
>The pacing is great
>They explain what a hunter is exhaustively, you just have to READ the subtitles
>It's superior in every way to the 2011 version, amazing art/animation and sountrack
He realizes it, he just doesn't do it because he's a stubborn prideful nigger who wants to do his own thing even if it doesn't work
>saying that Matt's content went from -2 to a solid 3.5/10 is being a mattfag
and he ruined Andromeda
He hasn't played anything that wasn't some shitty new game in months, except for FF7, which is just was only chosen as an extension of the remake.
He was doing it in the Crystarium last I checked and white knights were defending his behavior in chat.
They left on good terms but it feels like there is some awkwardness between them and they became distant. Matt and Liam might be bitter at Woolie because he still chose to be close to Pat. Liam's just a retarded mentally ill faggot though.
There's quite a few with Woolie and Matt that were awful. Shaolin Monks, Tokyo Mirage Sessions and the Tony Hawks ones come to mind.
Matt seems happier and Pat seems cool with how things are while the third and fourth wheels are struggling?
he came close to it with the goemon LP, which is pretty good compared to his other stuff, but it helps that goemon snes was a janky piece of shit mess
he needs to just play more janky piece of shit games
I'm looking at the future predictions for the next 5 years. It says Matt will have a million in 5 and 200k for Woolie. Social Blade thinks woolies channel is fucking dead in the water.
>Woolie unironically describing his fashion choices as "afropunk" and "blipster" (black hipster)
Man, I'm glad he probably can't play the game well enough to reach Golden Deer part 2, he would probably see the Almyrans and decide that they are African or Haitian or something even though they are a cross between Islamic and Mongol.
It's that sonic 06.
To be honest, all i want out of the zaibatsu is for them to play sonic games for the rest of their lives. It does something to each of them individually to bring out the best in them.
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions
That shit was baffling, why would 2 guys who aren't into long-ass JRPGs decide to do a billion part LP of an unpopular JRPG?
They have to be, it is against the law not to be.
Not kidding, even something as little as not calling someone their "preferred pronouns" can have you in front of a tribunal.
That was Jordan "clean your fucking room" Peterson's claim to fame, he protested the bill that would compel people to speak or face legal action.
>Egyptians were black
I guess black people really don't go to school.
>Islamic and Mongol
I'm pretty sure they were more Indian/Egyption.
>That episode of the podcast where even Paige makes fun of Mat
>Pat laughing his ass off
>Woolie saying "He's doing better..."
>Pat and Liam touch Bloodstained once and the never show it again
Why. Everyone was looking forward to that.
Even if they did, they'll just say that it's the white man trying to erase their history or some shit
Lots of things ruined Andromeda not just the white tears guy
Imagine if they'd never pussied out and did P5 like a lot of other people did
Could've just fucking played it on stream or something
Because Liam and Max told them it's good. I think that was the entire reason behind it. And due to Pat's rules, they weren't allowed to abort the LP.
Also, they're really really dumb.
i actually watched the entirety of that LP because i was curious
the fact that it was obvious neither of them were enjoying the lp made the series more enjoyable to watch despite the low ass viewcount
I don't know who it is posting these skateboarding maids but please keep doing so, it's infinitely entertaining and I want to see how many you have
Wait she got into an arguement with Stephie?
>Shaolin Monks
GOD and I fucking love Shaolin Monks too
I didnt mind THUG1 but was disappointed by Woolie or Matt not talking about the god tier soundtrack
I'm still convinced that was the final nail in the coffin for Matt. He caught wind of what Paige said and then brought it up to Pat during the Smash Ultimate recording.
just gonna make another woolie thread LOL
>TMS
>awful
Go eat shit, brainlet.
>Wonderful 101 is amazing though
It makes for a boring as fuck LP to watch, moron
Actually, the Almyrans have a shit ton of Islamic themes from their design and culture, mainly stuff like Persian and Ottoman. Ooe of Claude's lost items is an old stone board game that's descriptian matches up with a very old and traditional Islamic board game. It's very prominent in Claude's beta design too. Though their "war culture" is more Mongolian.
Top kek
>Smash Ultimate recording
that was a thing?
He has good tastes at least.
It would've reached 200+ parts, not even joking. I bet they would've understood the game even less than they did now.
>Smash Ultimate comes out
>They play some literally who anime pantsu shot fighter with an abortion of a framerate
This is why they failed
>unironically
Were we listening to the same thing?
Just watch the high lights
Presumably putting together highlights is what Minh is for
>Not allowed to abort an LP
Say that to Sonic Unleashed and Star Trek
nah
the only part of p5 that takes remotely any amount of time is the grind days and burning down your SP, which is easy to just cut
They were doing Smash fisticuffs leading up to Ultimate (Slightly after release) and the breakup video was posted a few days before the friday it was supposed to happen
Since they all gathered under a single roof that's probably where the pop off happened
It's because woolie is just trying to relive the glory days of sbfp. Seriously, the ESL squad is supposed to be his Matt and Pat but it doesn't work because they just aren't funny. Minh can be pretty funny at times but it's obvious from the old streams that even he works best with Pat. Woolie is trying to revive the dead horse while Matt and Pat have both moved on to their own things, Liam is just a failure in general.
>the last fisticuffs said they're doing Smash next week
>next week has no fisticuffs
>dump of KH while they figure out if theyr'e going to reconcile/ how to explain the break up
It had to be during the Smash recording, they had nothing else on the docket.
It also goes to how the fighting between the Almyrans and the Alliance are like the Islamic/Ottoman empire incursions into and subsequent counter-attacks from Europe
>Sonic Unleashed
the guy playing it left the channel
>Star Trek
channel stopped altogether
Try again.
Liam left the channel during Sanic and the Channel died during Srat Trek
Matt knows Pat is a smug fuck who talks shit about him and he does the same so I doubt that was it
I think something happened when they went in to record another session of Star Trek
>Cutting out parts of an LP
It's a very black thing for him to do. Funny and sad at the same time.
But in doing that you remember that episode more than if they would have played smash ultimate
You fucking retard weeb, do you think that was a nice thing to say to me?
He's a genuinely good guy imo, I'd even extend that to Reggie. Problem is they don't have even half the chemistry that him and Pat does.
I would've loved to see that video and how it slowly rolled downhill
I don't hate matt, and I gave his stuff a try back when the channel split, but I don't really like his solo work. Maybe I'm just old enough to know most of what matt's talking about in his vids, so I don't really get anything out of them except for humor I don't care for.
It's religious ethno-nationalism
>cutting out 25-30 minutes of radio silence while you run back and forth in the early parts of the palace option-autoattacking every enemy mob and mashing x through the win prompt