>we need Goat Simulator but with charm, a better sense of humor and is an absolute challenge”
>”say no more, sir”
We need Goat Simulator but with charm, a better sense of humor and is an absolute challenge”
Aiden Ward
Jacob Rivera
Shame about Epic exclusivity, can't be arsed to pirate indie games so I'll just wait for someone I can tolerate to Youtube it.
Isaac Nelson
Why do I feel it's gonna be unoptimised as fuck and gonna require 16 gigs of RAM not to run like shit?
Nathaniel Hughes
aren't there at least 2 other threads about this game up? piss off
Hudson Long
This trash is 2 hour short and has horibble controls. It's only epic exclusive so you can't read reviews. Stupid dev put game page on steam without sale so you can read how users trash this "game"on the board.
Jonathan Scott
lol the duck goes honk
Carter Robinson
>not reading reviews outside Epic Store
Why?
Sebastian Hall
Great meme game.
But please do not pay for it.
Michael Torres
>We want Youtube bait that charges $20 for 2 hours of gameplay
>"say no more, sir"
Logan Reyes
i see this thread already has come to a non-brainwashed consensus
eat shit shill op
Luis Baker
Knocking the farmer down and stealing his hat
Scaring the autistic kid and forcing him into a phone booth
Just generally being an asshole goose
10/10
Hudson Jackson
Got it on Switch for 12 bucks after coins.
It's a novel take on stealth action, and made me laugh out loud a couple times. Full of charm and all that.
People complaining about the length didn't finish it, since there's a bunch of extra challenges the game gives you after the fact. 2-3 hrs for the story, and another 2 or so for the challenges seems fair for 12-15 bucks.
Leo Walker
What is it with the shameless shillibg that goes on this board?
It's not like saying "duck gane general" where you know its user. This shit is so painfully obviously a dev
Xavier Hill
they even have the nerve to use fucking twitter memes, the insufferable faggots
Lincoln Morgan
Fuck off shill.
Carson Foster
watched Vargskelethor Joel play. good shit
Julian Wright
You wouldn't be saying this if the exact same threads were being made about an annie may waifu simulator.
Samuel Myers
>grog no like game
>grog think Yea Forums hivemind so everything grog hate Yea Forums hate
>every thread about game grog hate must be shill
Jace White
Anyone has a link for "trial"?
Jack Nelson
Right, the indie switch game is going to run like trash on your pc.
I would be more interested in the game for 15 dollars if it weren't 1.5-3 hours long.
Jaxon Parker
It's not that challenging, come on. Also torrent when?
Christian Young
Keyword indie.
Hunter Johnson
no shit faggot. japanese devs aren't going to be posting on an english board. are you retarded?
Kayden Howard
just pirate it, user
David Collins
Haha you made my day OP, here's an upvote
Sebastian Lee
Joke's on you faggot, the game in question was from a weeb dev all along.
Oliver Lee
Someone’s assmad
Robert Perry
>When you have 2 people rota'd on at the same time.
Hudson Anderson
>PC fags still assmad about Epic
Just buy it on your switch
Ryan Long
Goat Simulator is basically the last skateboarding game in a long ass time
Cooper Jackson
Based
Matthew Carter
Got this on a whim, release discount on switch and I have to say this game is A*M*A*Z*I*N*G.
So much charm, it never felt better to be an asshole duck (••). Had a blast playing the yesterday taking turns with the wife and a common friend.
Angel Rogers
>Defending EPIC
You know i was really wanting to get this fucken game too, i was excited as fuck because it looked silly and fun, then the devs fucken put it on epic, so gonna wait until its on steam.
Eat shit, your EPIC store sucks EPIC ass.
I honestly might get it for the switch.
Landon Lopez
I never would have thought being an asshole goose was so much fun.