What is the most American video game?

Get Shot in High School and College Tuition to Pay Medical Bill

that looks pretty good ngl

>Onions

ew

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>Another America obsession thread

Mad Thad really beefed up in prison

If you show up to Culvers at 10:00 AM (25 minutes from now) the drive thru is open and there is no line. In America.

Duke Nukem

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Looks like Shake Shack to me.

When I think of the best American made game its gotta be Halo Combat Evolved

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>tfw have dental device in for the next few months to widen my palate
>eating anything that isn't oatmeal or masked mashed potatoes is a chore

Images like that a basically porn at this point

>raw onions
>camera autofile name
>meaning someone actually ate that shit

>Not liking raw onions
Pussies.

This but except it's Halo 3. Halo CE is also an acceptable opinion so I won't even attempt to argue. Good shit

Sorry, but the best burgers in the world agree that you need to cook the onions a bit.

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Where's the food from? Shit looks delicious.

Grilled onions are better, but raw definitely isn't a turn off for me

>Grilled onions are better
Glad we agree.

Imagine being this fucking stupid

Shake Shack. They're good, but basically a yuppie upscale Wendy's and absurdly overpriced. $10 for a SmokeShack double (the burger in the picture, with bacon and chopped cherry peppers) which really isn't that much food, and for the price of adding some fries, you could just go and get something somewhere else a tier above burgers.

Man, I'm up for some burger.
Might as well make one.

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based retard

Infamous 2. It's jazz, capeshit and rednecks in one game

San Andreas
no question about it

Butter doesn't make you fat. Real butter that is.

This is Shake Shack. And the “Shack Sauce” condiment is made as follows:
1/2 cup Hellman’s mayonnaise
1 Tbsp. Dijon mustard
3/4 tsp. Heinz ketchup
1/4 tsp. kosher dill pickling brine
1 pinch cayenne pepper

Believe it or not, this is a high quality place with super high quality beef. New Yorkers line up for longass times just to eat Shake Shack. No joke.

imagine the shit next day
why do americans do this to themselves?

Madden

I like butter

I’m an idiot. That’s just cheese for the fries.

The Red Dead Redemption games

Damn that's a shame.

Why do Euros, particularly brits, act like they are so much better off when it comes to obesity rates?

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How does it compare to a place like 5 guys? Another pretty expensive burger place

based japan

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Imagine the smell.

GTA (made by brits)

Cow of Dooky is also valid. Black Ops had a particularly jingoistic story and finale.

WTF?!?! Uhm.... Americans??? Explain yourselves right fucking now!!

This

dead rising

Jesus, how horryfying

That sounds fucking delicious

new york seems like a fun place to be miserable in

>americans started to need a new color so the gif ended early
kek

Americans just can't get enough lard to fatten them up, they really love obesity for some reason haha fucking fat fucks

pic related, you're average retarted amerifat

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Honestly? Halo 1-3. Specifically Halo 1 actually.

Duke Nukem.
>macho
>too sexual
>too violent
>gun crazy
>drives a gas guzzler
>wants to kill "aliens" (immigrants)
>chews bubble gum

Alternatively, GTA for all the stereotypes of American society.

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You get fat you bring profit. Want to lose weight? Its a profit too.

McKids
youtube.com/watch?v=Sxqp1PPEhzA

Postal 2

for me, it's the beef on weck

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WELCOME TO SAN ANDREAS, I'M CJ FROM GROVESTREET
LAND OF THE HEINOUS, GANG BANGERS, AND COLD HEAT

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hugo?

I never really liked Five Guys that much so I'm biased, but Shake Shack is definitely better in my opinion. Five Guys always seemed so cheap and greasy to me while Shake Shack is cleaner, subtler, and higher quality. It's just the price point I take issue with, because I have a lot of local smaller-scale chains like The Pop Shop and The Pour House that have $11–15 burgers with free fries that are on a level beyond any national chain.

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?

>U.A.E turns purple before the US
What's up with that little chunk of land? Saudi also turns purple, but you can see U.A.E turn first

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Oil money

>make delicious house sauce
>ignorant shits on a mongolian finger painting board think its fucking butter because they're fat and have no vision from playing VIDEO GAMES

Halo

this too

Fucking anything by Blizzard, stupid ass cartoony shit that only faggots could like

I think that's cheese dip for the fries.

where do i get food like this in euorpe?

This looks fucking dreadful
How do americans even eat that shit without getting diarrhoea?

What country? It shouldn't be hard.

Well, in budapest there is a food court near szimpla bar. I had a pretty good similar-looking burger there.

In Los Santos, neighbours get no sleep

What place is this? I live in Alabama and we don't have food like this

I may be a burger but I've got no fat on my bones

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kraut

Oh.

The map is misleading because it's tracking clinical obesity. Lots of people who are super fit and jacked as fuck are "clinically" obese in these other countries because of so much muscle.
It's really only America that has the pure fat 400 lb illiterate Walmart scooter creatures.

Chicken sammy looks like one from Chick Fil A. Good shit.

Also crinkle fries are the bomb.

>n-no all of our fat is pure chad muscle
come on user, you could have saved some credibility by mentioning the UK as well

Freedom Force.

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That one game were you guys were proud about having a high chance at being shot in public places

>not having a cast-iron stomach
lmaoing@(You)

Clapping simulator 2: Tipping madness

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Do Americans each get a side of fries?
You don't get a plate of fries to share in the middle?

It’s actually cheese for the fries. Not the Shack Sauce.

We do it either way. Depends on the place. At many burger places, the fries come with the burger and thus are served in single portions. But some higher end burger places sell specialty fries (truffle fries, rosemary fries, sweet potato fries, etc.) for the table to share.

WHO'S HUNGRYYYY

t. low test

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depends on if its a restaurant and the people. at a fast food joint they each get fries but its only like 20-30 fries (assuming a medium) also keep in mind the fries are not that big to begin with

Americans don't share

Only some places. Mostly, places serve single orders - unless you're getting something like chili fries or cajun fries, in which case, it's usually served as an appetizer for the table.

Ah, right, the whole "butterburger" thing.

>Wisconsin
What happens here?

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retards who have never seen butter in real life lmao

Milk capital of burgerstan. Cheese and shit as far as the eye can see.

It is.

He's supposed to wash it a couple of times a day

Snow, cows, and the Green Bay Packers constantly fucking up.

>Be american
>Dick cutted

I think he meant the smell of the food.

this. Wisconsin is considered fat by even normal Americans. Wisconsin jokingly calls anyone under 250lbs Wisconsin skinny

Garry's Mod has the best school shooting simulator.

>be American
>sent to work in Paris for 5 months
>barely see any obese people
>come back to America
>land of the lard
What went so horribly wrong?

Cows, cheese, beer, drunkards, and lots of hot girls on average (descendants were Nordic/German settlers) who are quite conservative and save their virginity until marriage.

You can blame the popularity of circumcision in America on this faggot en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg. He hated men masturbaiting so much he went full Schlomo

If you wanted to be as fat as possible wouldn't you rather just eat two burgers than one with a bar of butter inside?

The food industry, substandard regulation for food, culture peddling shit cures for obesity, yadda yadda

While America is definitely obese, you'd be hard pressed to find obese people in NYC, Seattle and the Bay Area in California

How could I blame a cereal.

This is some serious fucking cope right here.

>lots of hot girls on average
Sounds great

Can you swim the great lakes?

I want that food. Where did you get it?

Scotland are the leaders of obesity in the UK by far.

Most of America's obese population is concentrated in the south, which tend to be poor black, beaners and white trash. It's not nearly so bad out west. Should have let the south secede in my humble opinion.

>it's an 'americans get outdone by some other country' episode

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ffxv

I live in NYC. While it is certainly less obese than other parts of the country, there is poundage aplenty here as well.

LOL AMERIFATS BAD
>t.American

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More like
>the rest of the world trying desperately to compete
That looks disgusting.

What is this stuff? The only thing I can really recognize is that pizza on the top.

India held out better than Japan you dumbass weeb. And when your food is as garbage as the japs its not hard to stay skinny.

/thread

>the absolute state of american """"cuisine""""

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And the rest of Europe is right behind them. Wow

All that oil money leads to a decadent lifestyle

Lmao massive fucking cope

PROTEIN
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So does OP's picture.

>its not nearly as bad out west
>meanwhile the state that is most in shape is Colorado
user no. But yeah i agree its mostly southern states that are bad. So blacks and white trash.

>posts guy played by New Zealander

He believed that a bland diet would reduce sex drives and hence masturbation.

What, really? Guess that makes sense, we've got a shitton of stoners, and there's a lot of walking up and down hills.

Duke Nukem

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Gears of War

>mayonaise
>ranch
>burger sauce
Fucking disgusting.

Give me ketchup, bbq, or sweet chili over that slop on my sandwhiches any day. And throw some salt and vinegar on the chips while you're at it.

>Hey, hey I know you're hungry but lemme take a picture real quick to show everyone how fucking fat I am

RIP duke

I haven't had food since Monday and this thread is tempting me

It's been nearly a week, user. Are you fasting for religious reasons or something?

Its just outdoorsy states. Which Colorado is like by far the best known for this. States like Utah do pretty good as well. The whole west coast is pretty outdoorsy as well which is why they do slightly better too. I also think having a more mild climate helps as well. Nost southern states are hot hellscapes.

Morimiya Middle School Shooting?

What's wrong with being fat anyway

>chips
Kek imagine being this afraid of frogs to not call them french fries. Don't you have some jellied eels to eat you toothless fuck.

I consider Colorado west, do you not? If you think about it, it makes sense that those areas have the lowest obesity because of outdoor activities, more white population and more wealthy people compared to the south.

Nothing on an individual level besides your own health.

On a societal scale mass obesity is a public health crisis that needs to be dealt with for the good of the population and because it ratchets up health expenses tremendously for the government in the long run along with other problems.

It's a hard look to pull off if you're not a panda girl.

I want to lose some weight so I'll be fasting until the 28th, also I can't really afford food at the moment because video games

Yes and there are plenty of rolling hills

Noone likes them, not even fat people.

Most people on 4channel are fat or skeletal or at the very least incredibly insecure. So they have to shit on other people to feel better about themselves and fat people are an easy target. Now if you werent such a lard ass i wouldnt have to explain this to you would i?

>amerishits

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>thinking I'm a dirty Anglo
Try again cuck boy.

Do Americans really eat this fucking much? One burger and half of those fries are more than enough.

Super Columbine RPG

There was a time we could laugh at anything

Ehh no its more like the middle US to me. Anyways yeah thats what i said here

Pretty sure that's a shared meal from shake shack.

Bungie's Halo was the peak of American military sci-fi

It's a cultural thing too. Southerners have awful eating habits. Sugar loaded sweet tea, biscuits and gravy and bacon for breakfast, drinking tons of soda, butter and salt and fat in everything they eat. Just all around terrible diets that start from birth. If that's all you eat growing up, there's a good chance you'll feed that to your kids too.

his name is homelander you retard

>frozen fries
>doner kebab mystery meat
>shit salad
>probably "burger sauce"
>leftover meat from last week

some shitty places in england basically sell leftover food in a box, eating it is a risk in itself

Yeah I guess that could play a little bit of a role in it. Race does as well. Black people are less prone to do outdoor activities and generally are more lazy. I wouldn't say mexicans are lazy, just their food is really working against them.

>Ehh no its more like the middle US
If your over by the rocky mountains you're in the goddamn west, okay.

>Do it like this! Not the way you like them!
Cuck.

>take up more space
>visually unappealing
>shorter lifespan
>hygiene is more difficult
>numerous health risks
>driving up health costs and overburdening the healthcare system
>consuming too much food / wasting resources
>need specialized equipment (bariatric beds, forklifts)
>always whining about much genetics and ‘scrimination
Being fat is suffering. And it’s 100% self-inflicted. Just eat less. Jesus.

This is what happens when your culinary heritage is primarily derived from manual labourers who worked in a hot climate that need to pack in calories for how many they burn off and chug cooled, sweetened drinks besides - and then suddenly modernity means you no longer burn off nearly as much energy while working but you still eat like you do.

Not to mention subsidies keeping shit like high fructose corn syrup enriched shit and red meat cheap while healthy options are expensive cuz you live in a natural food desert.

>European "cuisine"

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Shh we're not supposed to recognise most southern food and music came from poor black people

>people here ITT weren't lucky to be born or live in the South

baka senpai

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Idk when I think of west i think of (ignoring obvious west coast states) shit like Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona

Imagine being this dumb. It's obviously some sort of sauce you fucking single cell lifeform

>natural food desert
Fuck you on about. The south is covered in rural farms and shit.

Jesus fucking christ my blood pressure rose and I almost had a heart attack just from watching

I think he means poor areas, which tend to have less grocery stores and healthy options, while having tons of fast food and gas stations with junk food.

thjs had to be staged, no way someone makes lasagna this way

For a very limited rante of produce, yes.

There's a ton of shit that just won't grow in the South unless you invest so much into it its no longer economically viable.

Apart from having health problems and losing points in appeal, nothing.

Yeah this guy has it right No idea what is referring to.

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southern food and music came from european immigrants, not uppity niggers, niggers just take an existing or out of date thing and shit all over it.
like how rap is basically a niggerfied version of poetry

That "food" looks like the perfect food analogy for american population.
Cheese (whites)
Tomato sauce(Redskins)
Brown sausages(Italians hence the woman sucking it)
Brown chocolate(beaners)
Negerküsse(Africans)

What is the water of videogames?
I think it's Nethack

>Italians hence the woman sucking it
lel

and burma held out better than idia, what's your point, Abdul?

>try upping my burger game at home
>watch a bunch of videos on how to do a smash burger
>break out my griddle, set it to the max temp of 425
>no matter fucking what, my burgers always shrink into hockey pucks
>they don't shrink in the videos, or at least to the degree that mine shrivel up to.
I genuinely don't know what I'm doing wrong.

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>this guy talks to burgers

>only americans use butter
That would be from French cuisine, retard.
>butter is bad
Wrong.
>beef is bad
Wrong.
Have you ever had a steak? If the chef has any idea what hes doing it's cooked in A LOT of butter and probably butter is added after it's finished. That comes from classic French culinary. Imagine being a tasteless faggot and not living in the U.S.

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No that's not butter

>I genuinely don't know what I'm doing wrong.
trying to maker burgers when superior food exists

Use better beef with less fat content. Try actual ground chuck roast 90/10 or higher and cook them in butter.

Superior food right like shitty gulash or Turkish kebab you stupid fucking Romanian

Most of your food, country, blues, rock & roll, and more are all drawn from black people's culture.

The whites of the south ain't made shit except for ugly statues of their traitor ancestors.

>lumping nonwhite burger in with other non white foods
you're on the right track mutt

Also, make them as thin as possible. I use some wax paper to press the patties between as it doesn't stick. High ass heat, flip them once after about 3 mins.

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burger time
root beer tapper
guitar hero: country music greats
evil banker simulator
call of doody

Based retard.

Charcoal grill them my nig. You want a decent amount of fat, 70-30/80-20 etc.

>European “food”
There’s only two countries and one eats fucking snails and frogs. The other is made by the brown part of the country.

youtube.com/watch?v=eE_msAKWdOs

How is this still accurate so many years later.

Burgers are legitimately my favorite food and are high tier food in general. They're so simple that anyone can make them, but if someone who really knows their shit it'll taste godlike.

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>he has no argument
STOP AGREEING WITH HIM

>reddit spacing
Let’s take fried chicken, black peoples favorite.
Yeah, it’s Scottish. And was implemented by either Scottish immigrants, or Scottish descendants.

Calm down pedro!

>muh blood pudding
Eurofag please go. Its objective that the Far East has the best food anyways.

>arguing with mentally disabled
Fuck off nigger.

its a sauce , user

who cares lol

Don’t choke on the kebab, Ahmed Bjorn.

Its way better.

5 guys is old news. I'd rate then around smashburger level. Shake shack is a little better than in-n-out and Whataburger but not by much.

Anytime I go there I am spending 40 easily.

Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony

This

>"WHITER THAN YOU MUHAM-"
>*gets shot by a nigger whilst choking to death on a deep fried mystery meat burger*

Why are you praising one country as if it did something special when several other shitholes did it better?

1) Earliest traces of Fried Chicken come from Roman times
2) West African origins for it in Southern cuisine also exist
3) Disputing one dish alone achieves nothing
Also:
>resorting to the reddit spacing meme

So fucking good

i actually live in wisconsin and the women here are just as braindead as they are in the rest of the country

Gotta press a little indention into the middle of the patty. Wont lose its size that way.

Shocked and appalled no one's mentioned Broforce yet

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>braindead
at least they're hot and conservative

I've had his brisket
Was very fucking good.
Did not like the sausage though.

>5guys is overpriced meme
I don't know if it's just regional pricing, but for me a 5guys meal with a double burger, fries, and drink runs around 11-12 dollars.
Meanwhile every other fast food place getting a double burger combo will still run you 9-10 dollars, such as a superstar combo from Carls Jr or an ultimate cheeseburger combo from Jack in the Box.

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>WHITE-
>gets arrested for hate speech

>Stops talking about food and starts bitching about whiteness and niggers for some reason
Why are E*ros so obsessed with race?

When I eat raw onions my mouth goes dry and weird for the rest of the day. I keep telling me friends I'm allergic or something but they say there's no such thing.

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>Be a porker
>decided to start eating right
>60lb down so far
>take a trip to America to see the sights
>mfw even their bread has sugar in it
Whats wrong with your country? Its not like its hard to eat right, but there is so much more gluttonus garbage everywhere. I always thought Americans eating like shit was just a meme. Its so much harder to find good food in America.

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I mean a 20%+ price increase is pretty significant

I've never had southern barbecue but I've always thought the crust on brisket looks gross.

I'm sure it's actually great but at a glance it just looks charred and like it'd have the consistency of...I dunno, burnt breadcrumbs in a reduced honey or something. Just gritty mixed with a sticky glaze.

Wanna try it one day to see what it's really like.

This image is making my mouth water

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What's an extra buck or two for better tasting food?

Americans want to be the best at everything they do, that includes cholesterol levels and heart attack rates too

It is gross. If you JUST eat the crust it tastes like typical burnt shit

>>mfw even their bread has sugar in it
Most sliced white loafs do in the West.

You gotta get actual bread and not that processed shit to avoid it.

>bread has sugar in it
>what is flour and how does yeast make bread rise
Based retard.

Its a western.

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Nothing. I was just pointing out why people complain that its more expensive.

god i could go for that right about now

is he dead?

Go to Franklin's in Austin tx. That's who is in the webm.

The crust doesn't taste burnt. It's really just the seasonings. Lots of pepper and salt. Really really good brisket.

>Whats wrong with your country?
Eat smaller portions. You can be healthy over here, you just need to have an ounce of willpower to put down the fucking food.

who /fitfuck/ but also eats like garbage every now and then here.
When I look at stuff like this it looks like heaven to me.

That isn't even remotely true. You have to go out of your way to get such shitty bread where I am from.
>Calls others retards
>doesn't know how bread is made
user, unironically do yourself a favor and try some real bread, assuming you can even take anything that isn't bloated with sugers.

Why? Texas doesnt even have the best barbecue. Texas in general is an over rated shit hole.

Unfortunately as a potato going anywhere in Texas is difficult.

If I ever visit the states I do intend to try stop there for a few days though.

Why is America so fat? Is freedom fattening?

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Wheat flour PRODUCES SUGAR and that is what the yeast uses, dumbfuck. Some cheap ass bread probably uses shit flour and adds sugar for the yeast. Don't buy shitty bread. I'm sure it has sugar in your country too.

But user, westerns are just samurai movies.

This. Only eat half the meal and you'll be good.

Every fast food meal has like 1400 calories.

CALL TO ISRAEL.
IT IS YOUR AMERICAN DUTY TO DIE FOR ISRAEL.

GTA franchise

Dont. Literally nothing worth seeing in the whole shit state

If you think frigid water is swimmable yeah. Seriously that shit will be ice cold even on the hottest day.

I can understand a little bit of butter but these motherfuckers go way overboard.

A potato? You Irish?

Obviously a state doesn't have the best BBQ since that doesn't make sense. We have the most famous bbq in the world though, mainly for it's simplicity.

Subsidized sugar in everything.
Euros going over balloon regularly. They don't change diet - the same diet is just infested with crap.

Yeah we have shitty bread obviously, but its not the default. Its not what lines the shelves.

I've already picked out a couple places I wanna see in it, user.

Yup.

A good burger is the pinnacle of cuisine. I got the best burger I've ever had at some random brewery in Vermont. It had an egg on it, a variety of spices, and caramelized onions. Holy shit I love burgers.

Plenty of things to see in the state.

The legit answer is capitalism.
Companies were barely checked in what they did for a long ass time even now alot of the stuff they do has drastic effect.
"The American dream" is a literal meme of trying make the populace chase dopamine hits.
You know how fat people keep eating food? It's for the dopamine they get as their lives are pathetic, they get no enjoyment out of anything other than food. So they keep eating.

So basically; because America is a shithole and most stuff is fucked the populace eats.

The listed ingredients won't say say sugar unless it's actually added in addition to what is produced by the flour though.

Another user here, I was super dissapointed with Shake Shack. The food quantity and quality was way overpriced. I think it was $3 for fries, and $10 for the burger? The shake was $5 I think, and I have had way better. It came to almost $40 for two people and felt like nothing set it apart from Whataburger, In-N-Out, and any other burger places I like.

You're retarded. All bread has sugar in it. All of it. Cheap bread has more sugar. You bought cheap shitty bread and act like that what everyone eats. Don't be a retard.

School shooter simulator

That isn't why Americans are fat. Americans are fat because we go to the drive through to get dinner, and order something extra to eat on the way home to dinner.
t. American

I went to Ireland. There was so much to do. Loved it.

If you go to Texas then Austin's the best place to go. Sand Antonio next. Probably best to just stay out of dallas/ft worth.

Such as?

Not that other user and I will give Texas some credit as far as BBQ is concerned. It has alot of different very good styles. Which ironically kind of describes the rest of Texas. It has a bunch of different things you can see in one state, but its not that best at any of those particular things. Literally Jack of all Trades Master of None: The State.

As a european how the fuck can you guys eat that? looks disgusting as fuck

The sugar they add is also HFC which is extrabad. The irony is of course your own taxes pay for fattening you up since its heavily subsidized corn and that money comes from you.

dude raw onions are delicious. Not white onions, though, they have to be vidalia.

>New Yorkers
If they like it, it means it's mediocre at best.

Lmao such as? Lets hear it. Gurantee its some milquetoast version of something you could see a better version of in a different state.

>"The American dream" is a literal meme of trying make the populace chase dopamine hits.
The American Dream is about the freedom to peruse a better life with results based on effort, perseverance, and talent, regardless of social class of birth. Not become a slave to your corporate overlords
This shit has been around since the 1800s.

imagine the smell

>The kid sitting with her parent, waiting to consume a pound of butter
Jesus christ

>austin
>san antonio
Literally why?

River Walk in San Antonio is cool, plus the Alamo and the area around it. At least it was years ago when I visited. I heard San Antonio has had issues lately with crime, but maybe it always had.

another reason to start eating kosher diet

That looks incredible, is this a marketing shot

>b-b-but muh poor farmers
Why can't we just ignore these fags like we did back in the Gilded Age?

That is just how they come.

so its just australian mcdonalds

Big asses are patrician you faggot

The Houston Space Center and the Museum District there are top priority but I also would like to try the river walk in San Antonio for a day and visit a few spots in Austin. The national parks also look incredible but to try keep things reasonable schedule-wise I'd probably have to stick close to the cities unless I dedicated a whole week to the state.

Glad you enjoyed your visit!

>this guy doesn't

The kid looks like she is between 3 or 5 (at a push) years old. Feeding a kid that age a 'butter burger' or whatever that thing is would be considered child abuse in my family. Seriously fucked up.

When we can get food that doesn't need to be grown by farmers.

You don't know how many times I've seen a yuro post one of these asking "How can am*ricans eat this?" when am*ricans don't even have them

Dreams change user.
The American dream is now simply having a house, a family and money.

please don't come to san hambonio

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where is this from, I fucking want it.

>not eating superior thousand folded nippon steak

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This. I can't control what I eat because I lack personal responsibility, so I blame HFC for my failure.

Also, GMOs are mind-control.

Anything else I'm missing that people say when they can't own up to lack of self-control?

I was raised not to waste food.

Shake Shack is fucking disgusting. They burn the shit out of their burgers, don't season them, and then throw them on a potato roll soaked through with some kind of disgusting butter substitute that literally causes me to vomit.

Why does it look like meatloaf?

I guess because I don't really give a shit about third world shitholes like chad and the congo
seethe harder mutt

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cooked or raw, white or vidalia
doesn't matter, I'm going to pick them off either way.

Looks fucking delicious. As long as you don't eat shit like this all the time you'll be fine.

That bottom burger would be perfect if it was topped off with some fried onions

Because if you remove Scotland the UK drops dramatically in Obesity.

Scots are literally walking bags of welfare collecting fat.

>seethe harder mutt
Weeb hands typed this

t-thats the folds, baka!

I fucking hate it when places overstuff burgers to the point they're falling apart. Defeats the entire fucking purpose of having a bun

GTA. Which is weird since it’s made by limeys

>charred, overcooked, unseasoned burger covered in plastic yellow cheese and thrown on an anemic bun soaked in butter substitute
>"perfect"
That'll be 15 dollars, now wait half an hour for it you fucking pig

Which again is ignoring the point that its not hard to stay skinny when your food is fucking shit tier, just like india and the other shitholes you mentioned.

Actual American cuisine is pretty healthy. Ignore false flaggers in this thread and come visit us :)

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>yes I'd like 2 mega macs with a supersized fry and 32 oz coke please

I wish i could fuck a girl that looked like this

you can, it's just $200 an hour

Ill give you the houston space center and riverwalk, but those activities probably wont keep you busy but for a few hours, unless you are planning to bar hop on the rivewalk. But other than that other cities have much better museums. Texas state parks are incredibly mediocre compared to many other states as well. How long are you staying in Texas and are you just visiting Austin, Houston, and San Antonio?

fatty mentality

>more deflection
SAD

they will do it for free if you just be yourself.

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no survivors

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This girl isnt nearly as cute. Looks just like this girl in knew in highschool who i could have fucked (body isnt quite as nice as the girl in the webm but still). Busted fucking face

>wholesome
nothing wholesome about some thot dancing around barely clothed making a smoothie.

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fallout 2.

A good burger or average barbecue is better than even the best sushi. Seethe more weeb

imagine being this retarded

holy shit Gordon Ramsay is rolling in his grave right now

Butter is actually healthy as fuck though?

All bread has sugar, retard.

I dont believe you. That girl genuinely looks somewhat wholesome. Doubt she would fuck for money. Definitely not a measly $200

I believe that was sarcasm

ok how about this, lads

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Imagine how much sugar is in that, jesus chirst

That one might not be wholesome. But the otherone kind of looks like she might be. Also even the girl in that webm might just be dressed like that to please her husband

i fucking LOVE brisket

man, i was just looking up the yt link
youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk

You do realize the biggest gains goblin is carbs, right?

Because fattening people up is hella profitable
So is selling their retarded asses self-help books on 'how to not eat popato chisps and drink coca-cola all the time'

It's really just a matter of this: when asking about America, think, "How could they make money off of this?" and you probably answer the 'why' and 'who'

Post burgers from your homeland

now THIS is wholesome.

>carbs bad!
Thanks, Mom. How about a balanced diet that fits you instead of meme science that consistently changes?

Not fucking much? Pumkin spice doesnt have any. so the sugar comes from the banana, pumpkin, and milk. But we arent going to pretend like bananas are terrible for you are we? also as long as the canned pumpkin is actually pumpkin it isnt bad either. So its mostly the milk. Obviously its not going to be a substitute for fucking water or some shit, but lets not pretend its a fucking soda or some shit.

she got married a little while back, and now she's preggers

wholesome

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good for her

No retards allowed

this. You don't even need to exercise, just don't be a pig and watch your diet a little bit.

>gonna produce another retard
Nice.

God I love Shake Shack

>No retards allowed
why do you haff to be rude

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Why the fuck is this on Yea Forums?
Why the fuck am I hungry now?
What should I get?

There is nothing wrong with removing most carbs from your diet, most of you faggots eat bread, the worst offender of them all

>i love coffee shit
>its a keurig
Why do people do this? Lmao

Chic-fil-A but the spicy deluxe sandwich combo never fills me up so I have to get nuggets as well

>our ancestors ate breads for thousands of years
>creating civilizations
>it's suddenly bad now
Food "scientists" are fucking hacks.

go get some baked pork buns

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Most diets that remove an entire food group are a meme. Does it help? Sure. But in reality all you have to do is just. eat. less.

>3 for $5 deal at AM/PM
I'm familiar with this situation

Dear God, that's easily 1.5k calories just drink some fucking water

Lel i do the same. Their food isnt really filling. But its typically pretty low calorie.

imagine being this fat
I can smell the grease from here

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God I'm so happy I don't spend every day thinking about a place I don't live in. Feels good being the main character

This. San Antonio 20 years ago was amazing. Now it's basically California 2.0, complete with all the crime and "diversity" that made the commie transplants flee their initial hell hole. Can't wait to move somewhere so far North that the shitskins and liberals won't touch me.

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Lmao its literally MAYBE 1000 calories you fucking idiot. And it will fill you up. What the fuck else are you eating throughtout the day that will put you over your daily limit?

>just. eat. less.

Tried only drinking water for a week. Lost only three pounds and felt like shit.

yeah, came out quicker than i expected. nice to meetcha, little guy

This data is probably not just weight vs height. There are ways to accurately gauge percent body fat.
aapt.scitation.org/doi/pdf/10.1119/1.2340828

Do Europeans have drinkable tap water?

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No they drink brown man cum

Beefin' with anybody even po-lice.

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>burgers make fun of that webm of some spics putting carrots and sauces on fucking doritos
>they eat this shit
really makes me think

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Imagine shitting in public bathrooms

Dixie cuisine is so different than the rest of america that it would just confuse yuros and aussies to include it.

the burnt ends (that's what they're called, they're nor burnt) are where the dry rub (initial seasoning) and the mop (thin sauce applied every 30 mins - hour while smoking) have condensed with some of the grease. It is not supposed to be hard (if it is, they cooked the brisket too quickly) and it is widely considered the best part of brisket. If you ever do go searching for barbecue and specifically brisket, you're going to have to talk to a lot of locals, because it is extremely easy to make bad brisket, but when it is done properly it tastes like mana and it's super, incredibly soft (you can pull it apart with your lips instead of having to take a bite, for example.) Singlehandedly the best type of barbecue that exists imo, even if the rest are also absolutely delicious.

Make sure you get some cole slaw (preferably 3/4 mayo 1/4 vinegar with carrots and cut small, with just a lil sugar in it) and some other fixins to go along with it. I like fried taters and some good bread, and I want to try some homemade whole gherkins with a spicy brine to go along with it.

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cico you fat fuck
and exercice

Hallo?

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Yeah, I'll have some of that.

Sometimes you gotta shit.

>Spics think that butter burgers on the level of layer upon layer of corn, cheese, cream, chips, ramen noodles, and more cheese
LMAO

>coleslaw
I fucking hate coleslaw. Mostly because mayo is fucking disgusting in my opinion. But yeah other than that i agree. good BBQ is something special

Everything was fine until you typed 'taters' and now I just feel like you're a retard.

One diner with a gimmick isn't really indicative of the rest of the US to be fair

I don't know how people regularly do it. It's fucking disgusting.

>Figure out how many calories you're supposed to have per day
>Consume that - 500
>Lose a pound per week
You're not supposed to go all in at once with "hurr durr water diet," that just makes you lose the will to do it.

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whats with this meme of showing ultra fat people and pretending theyre american? this fat whore is english and the webm of the pig woman eating canned sausages and bon bons is german. there are these kinds of people here too but i dont understand why only the foreign ones are used to shit on america

>tfw Shake Shack is in Boston
Feels good man.

sausage is hit or miss and makes my decision on which place to hit up usually
Meyers Elgin in Elgin TX is pretty close to me and they had some amazing sausage IMO but the rest isn't as good, that's how a lot of places are they can have some god tier brisket but then fuck up on the sides or fuck up on the sausage
some places are completely average at sides, brisket, and sausage, and those are actually the ones I visit the most probably, cus it's consistent

>video is 20 seconds long
>the first 10 seconds is her showing off the ingredients, putting it together, showing the end results
>the last 10 seconds is literally just doing poses, showing off her cleavage, sticking her tongue out
>literally half the video is just her being a thot

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youtube.com/watch?v=dVuHYr-ZZ5Y

Cole slaw is easy to make bad, but good coleslaw makes for an excellent condiment. And keep in mind that it is a condiment and not a side, that also changes things.

I'm from Georgia so you'll have to forgive me letting my accent through.

All fps games are generic and boring shit lmao

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>snacking on barbecue chips and drinking coke while browsing Yea Forums and playing vidya
Just take the comfy pill bros

yankies out, this is a good food thread stick to your fucking oysters and cheesesteaks

Based Shake Shack bro

yeah, our entire concept and definition of BBQ is so far from you guys. I really want to try some of your stuff, and I know a guy with one of those texas drum ovens, but I don't trust him to prep the meat authentic like

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Its just Eurofags trying to deny that they're becoming as fat and unhealthy as us.

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use real mayo, not that weird paste you buy at the store

That looks fucking disgusting.

nah, rissoles are good, mate

Now you know why americans never lose weight even when on "diet". Even when some cook of their own food and brag about it. Which is weird because every mentally healthy non-american person cooks for himself.
But back to topic. Even if they are trying to lose weight by counting calories, i guarantee they never will. Why? Because either they or too stupid or they ignore it, i don't know, but i guarantee you, none of them counts oils, ketchup, mayo etc... etc... into their calorie intake. That's why americans are so fat.

San Antonio has always been liberal you idiot.

>strawberries likely grown from mexico
>that amount of white inside them
Fucking dropped.

>that death glare

FPBP

If you have any friends from the south I'm sure they'd show you around, and if you go to some of the more touristy cities (I'm thinking Memphis TN when I say that because it's where I'm closest to for this type of thing) you can find a confluence of different BBQ types and get your toes in the clay.

Asians stage literally every video you see online. The next time you see a video with them ask yourself, "why were they filming, would it have been possible to stage this?"

Fatfuck hands typed this post...

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lmao so sad, what a wasted life, many such cases!

Ex Wisconsinite and this user speaks the truth except most conservative girls are a bit thicker

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Wrong.

This is what americans mean when they mention "grandma's cooking".

ever had a softshell crab sandwich?

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If you starve yourself then your body is going to go into survival mode and try to conserve energy, causing your metabolism to go to shit. The moment you go back to eating you will gain that weight back.

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The government subsidizes corn and shitty fatty chemical garbage that gets put in everything so that ends up being the most affordable food and that leads to everyone being fat

>line the seats with paper, two layers minimum
>drop some paper in the toilet to prevent splashing
>make sure to make a little dip at the front so your dick doesn't touch the inside of the seat
that's how I do it when I gotta go

The slaw looks better than the crab

azn here. this one actually seems pretty legit. we're just literally always filming, and it's not like it's a semi-rare occurance for our womanfolk to social media every bit of shit they eat

this is fucking disgusting

For the last fucking time, no he’s not dead. That’s popular gaming youtuber Maximillian Dood, a man more alive than most of us. Show some respect.

>crab isn't alive
Boo.

>When the girl bites into it
You can just tell that batter is soggy, full of fat from the fryer and plain as hell

user, you are almost self-aware, good job

Metal Wolf Chaos

i love crab poboys and this is a fucking abomination

>american is hungry
>american realizes that buying groceries and cooking requires effort
>american goes to fast food, or "healthy" restaurant for cheap and effortless food
There. This is why amerifats are fat, this and nothing else.

>pretty healthy
user, nothing about that healthy. Just because it isn't a burger or chocolate, that doesn't make it healthy. That's clearly a metric ton of bananas, which are literally the worst, most fattening fruit there is, it also has a bunch of milk in it, and knowing America it is likely full fat. That 'healthy cuisine' is just sugar and fat, not at all filling, and likely very high in calories.

youtube.com/watch?v=yG1HahKYZzc

>But we arent going to pretend like bananas are terrible for you are we
user... They are. They are really bad for you. The only reason any healthy person tells you to eat a banana is its slightly better than gobbling down chocolate and cake like fats generally do.

Dairy and sugar is fucking cancer. No other point in history have we had so much of either.

Why is it that every american "chef" is a fat fuck?
But muh i don't trust skinny chefs.

>DAIRY BAD
Imagine being this gay lmao.

>buy everything with "organic" on it
>"i am eating healthy"

it's literally a worldwide phenomenon

t.milk chugger that smells like rotten milk all day

>euopean is hungry
>european realizes that buying groceries and cooking requires effort
>european goes to fast food, or "healthy" restaurant for cheap and effortless food
There. This is why eurofats are fat, this and nothing else.

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its easy. dont use lean beef. dont go crazy with the fat content, just get the average split. make a meatball with the beef and make sure to squish and mix it just a bit (if you leave the meat loose the burger will be crumbly and have no structural integrity, but mashing it just a little will give it enough bite without making it chewy), put it on the griddle, smash it down immediately with your spatula super thin but not so thin you broke it. sprinkle on salt and pepper, with a light sprinkle of garlic powder and onion power. let the patty get good and crispy but not burnt, flip it and put a slice of cheese on it so it begins to melt it. then just put it on butter toasted buns with a burger sauce of equal parts mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard, pickle juice, and pickle relish.

its really, REALLY easy to make smash burgers
>but i want lean beef
lean beef doesnt have the fat content to hold itself together or be juicy
>but i want 100% beef fat
then you will get a tiny patty swimming in fat
>i heard to never mix the meat
thats for big fat burgers and even then i dont agree. burgers need just a little bite because crumbly burger meat is weird
>but i dont like the burger sauce ingredients
trust me that when combined, they make something new. i know people who turn their noses up at relish or ketchup, but mixed like that you will never taste individual parts and even if you hate mayo you will love this
>i heard to only use salt and pepper
gp and op in small doses give the meat a big of extra humph in the flavor department. 2 parts salt, 1 part pepper, half parts garlic and onion powder for a premade mix

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Seething bonelet detected.
Go back to your water and pokemon creatures nerd.

Idiot, there isn't that many of fast food in europe. From czech further to east it's all beer obesity.
So i am sorry, but i am not the with most "food reviewers" on the internet.

>Do Americans really eat this fucking much?
no but they sure are wasteful motherfuckers

The "strong bones" propaganda is actually a meme and there's even proof that too much milk can cause osteoporosis.

>most conservative girls are a bit thicker
based thicc right wing poster

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This is true. We need to get a lot better at not wasting food.

How do you figure retard? Because muh evil carbs and sugar? Using that logic almost all fruits are bad.

Nba2k19. Or something like lotr games and americans are the orks and saruman is israel.

>The "strong bones" propaganda is actually a meme
Several studies have shown mixed results.
But the only people who get osteoporosis are people with shit genetics and assblasted waterfags.

>there isn't that many of fast food in europe
Ones that are there are clearly quite busy then.

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Milwaukee dumps raw sewage into Lake Michigan every time it rains. Video games.

if me being obese and on welfare has a negative effect on society then good, fuck everyone that isn't me

>seems pretty legit

So, what, the dude was holding the camera he was recording with with his mouth while he cut up her pastry with both hands?

WHAT IS AUSTRALIA DOING?

Americans are fat for a number of reasons, its not at all due to laziness. The idea europoors aren't lazy is a fucking joke.
>Fast food is allowed to be advertised to kids in America, so children are brainwashed at an early age. This doesn't happen in europe. Because fast food can be marketed its results in there being a ton more chains
>America has one of the worst educational systems in the first world, this includes health and food education. A lot of them simply don't understand whats healthy and what isn't.
>A capalist society naturally leans more towards fast food, flashy unhealthy food in general, so there is going to be a lot more of it around.
>America has a hard on for corn syrup, its everywhere and its terrible.

>papa john's
get help turbolard, that's not even good pizza

>world: 1.7
QUICK SOMEONE CALL THE PRESIDENT WE HAVE TO SAVE THE TREES OR SOMETHING

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>China
>2.2
>India
>.7
Doubt.

>Using that logic almost all fruits are bad.
Do you own a banana plantation or something user? Why are you furiously defending bananas. Its like you're here just to argue. Bananas are by a large margin the most unhealthy fruit. Their size/energy to suger ratio is shit. What a dumb thing for you to be defensive about.

>>A capalist society
you commies are living jokes

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You are an incredibly awesome person with exceptional taste.
Fuck I want to go back to Buffalo just so I can eat it fresh again.

its actually just whats available. fresh healthy food costs too much and the cheap shit is produced with the worst garbage available to maximize profits. people dont even make premade "fresh" food. i know walmart for example gets everything made in a factory and sent in frozen to be defrosted in the store.

its cheaper to eat cheap food and cheap food is unhealthy

Thank you for the Vidalia comment. My google searches proved fruitful and now I shall have an amazing dish to serve.

China has been cutting back. Probably mostly just to show up the US, but still.

KEKD

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Oops, I triggered someone.
Yeah thats part of the problem too. There isn't just one reason. The amount of chains around forces fast food to be incredibly competative. The prices in America are fucking shocking honestly. Being told as kids that the funny clown mans food is the best, getting fucked in school with a lack of education and then going out into a world full of cheap, ready to deliver fast food. Really is no wonder its the fattest country.

bro, not liking onions is like wanting to cuck your entire eating reality for the rest of your life. everything has onions in it, it's a super essential food item, like tomatoes or grain. if you don't like onions you're basically dooming yourself to shit food or a life of ignorance where you ignore that onions are in everything and you just pretend that they aren't

Animal fat is healthy you maroon

Yeah, they're head and shoulders better than white for anything you'd use white for. Heck, you can take a bite out of them, just like with wild onions, and they're still delicious. Mostly kids do that, though.

If I can't taste them then it doesn't make a difference. It's not like I'm shunning them on principle.
But if I bite into a sandwich and get a big crunch of onion, it's a bad feel. I pull them off because I don't like the taste.

Yeah yeah we get it wehraboo you're obsessed with freedomland

>Oops, I triggered someone.
I'm just saying I'll take my "capalist" lifestyle over any other option any day.

>implying oysters and cheesesteaks aren't fucking delicious

he actually did and there is a pic of him (I don't have it), but that isn't thad.

Sadness

oysters no and cheesecake yes, but that's not enough to base a cuisine on.

No you're posting a strawman, fuck off retard the adults are talking, if you want to fight about politics go back to where you came from.

you can taste them, you've just made a division in your mind between onion and the specific sensation of biting into actual pieces of it. I was like that when I was a kid, but now I realize how fucking great onions are in or on practically everything.

How the fuck can you think that's butter

Don't eat less.

Eat a lot, a lot of healthy food and work out every day in a rotation.

Everything else is unhealthy.

That's bad advice. What you want to do is eat a lot of low calorie food, more frequently

That's the main advantage of fruits and vegetables, you can eat a fuckton of them and it's barely any calories

How about we go establish a couple thousand different societies with different governmental systems then so we can actually get a set of data to see if socialism is actually feasible.

To put it more simply, capitalism works, it's been proven, we've been tweaking it for centuries and it's the best system we have, whereas socialism has failed many more times than it has succeeded and since we can't get an accurate look at these thinga due to the impossibility of testing our theories, I advocate for the political system that DOESN'T typically end up with millions dead and a destroyed nation afterward.

dangerously high levels of cope right here. these countries aren't full of gigachads every 5 feet, they're full of fat fucks and you know it.

>No idea what 478818271 is referring to.
What is there to misunderstand? Do you know how much water crops need? Most of the storms that bring the rain we need also bring damaging winds. Not to mention pretty much no crop is meant to grow in 100 degree Fahrenheit weather

Most people who do those videos get high quality beef that they use to make the patties themselves. You're probably using store bought premade burger meat

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Tfw you don't get that sudden onset nauseous hungry after fixing your diet

Damn nigga thit shit look goood

Americans don't understand that their own government is poisoning them to make them fat lards so they'll be complacent work monkies

Oi, you got a license for that opinion?

he also became incredibly gay

>It's really only America that has the pure fat 400 lb illiterate Walmart scooter creatures.
OBSESSED

I can't believe they unironically use scooters in Walmart, even though I've seen plenty of pics

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ew

For me, the hardest part about losing weight and dieting and stuff is boredom.

I don't have anything to do right now, it's saturday, no work, no responsibilities, just played video games for like 6 hours so I'm tired of that, I'm kind of just sitting here smoking weed. I'll probably eventually look at porn and then go back to video games or something. I'm not even hungry right now, yet I am aware that I have both the time and the money to just go drive to Five Guys or Burger King or Taco Bell or whatever the fuck else I want and gorge myself on some delicious shit like in the OP and have an orgasmic, fantastic time. It's like a constant looming threat, I could get that dopamine right now, it would feel so good. I'm not going to do it, but thinking about this pisses me off.

America got making extremely cheap overly processed food down to a science.

it’s hard to not gain weight when there’s a fast food place on every corner and it’s cheaper and more convenient than actually eating healthy. That and our entire economy is built on making people as lazy as humanly possible.

These posts go well together.

Nothing to do with laziness. I'm lazy as fuck but not fat. Plenty of people are lazy and not fat. I might not be pissing into a bottle but I'll still sit around all day being a slob.

Fast food definitely isn't cheaper but prep and cleaning is a pain in the ass so I can understand, I have to force myself to cook desu

>1/2 cup of mayonnaise
you'll most likely gain weight just looking at that abomination

THE KING

Work out in the morning. It gives you some motivation to not eat like shit. You feel like it wastes your effort so instead you'll tend to make better decisions.

Or if you do gorge at least you'll be getting stronger so it's still a plus.

Fuck that looks like a top notch set of burgers.

Give it to someone else (pets) or just cook the right amount of it. My mom used to store plenty of rotten shit in the fridge so I just threw them away.

I lov borg

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>Drinking multiple heart attacks in a can
>While remaining sitting for hours on end
At best, he's fallen into a diabetes coma.

cute!

Any game with black protagonists

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And nothing of value was black'd.

decent food reporting in

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I really like American Truck Simulator. I always listen to American Radio stations while playing it. It's a pretty comfy way of listening to murrican news and murrican country music because it has a built-in radio menu.

ok, real talk here: how is australia almost as bad as america?

did they realize they were cooking on a giant clam?

This graphic isn't a measure of opulence. This is a straight 1:1 correspondence with 1 factor.

How much beef does each nation consume?