Perfection doesn't exi-

>perfection doesn't exi-

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Why would she expose all that skin to mosquitoes when there are no men around to admire her in the swamp?

>no boobs
>no ass
>white
No.

anti mosquito magic

>jaundiced

I love Reisen!

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>>no boobs
Are u blind user?

those are not boobs

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she is the mosquitoes

It's still tits

cummy cummy fappi

>disapproves your post

>white

The chip on you people's shoulder never goes away, huh? I love it lmao

>perfection

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Reminder that Morrigan was based on the D&D character of a homosexual pedophile who looks like a troglodyte

She's a weird kind of slut. She'll fuck you once first, but then you have to get her to love you before she'll let you have sex indefinitely.

>voiced by a roastie
LOL

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modern women in a nutshell. (sorry for bad english)

damn shes still hot as af

She shapeshifts into a grizzly bear sized spider

If your threshhold for what is and isn't boobs, is anything smaller than your own. Then I guess all the woman on the planet are fucked, fatty.

That's not Leliana.

>fucked half of Orlais
>lesbian
>perfection

Get your dyke out of here

>french whore

>implying you wouldn’t

>fucked half of Orlais
At least she fucked humans not animals.

>French
>humans

>At least she fucked humans not animals.
Oh you poor soul

>At least she fucked humans not animals.
She fucks elf in front of the Warden and literally drops the Warden right after origins

>Then get a thicker blanket.
Man, I fucking love the shittalking Warden. Too bad the companions don't.

Careful, you'll trigger the NPC's.

she's great

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>best looking female character in DAI
>unfuckable because of DAO
Top fucking kek.

What happened in DAO that made her unfuckable?

Warden

she's married with a kid

You fucked her.

How do I get a gf like Morrigan, Yea Forumsros?

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Oh I thought he meant for another reason besides that

>implying it isn't enough for hetero Inquisitor who left with 40yo Cassandra who starts talking about her ex right after sex

>tfw DAI was my first DA game
>get to the winter palace mission and encounter Morrigan for the first time
>immediately makes my peepee hard
>find out you can’t fuck her in this game but you can in Origins
>immediately stop my playthrough and buy Origins
>enjoyed the game ever since