>perfection doesn't exi-
Perfection doesn't exi-
Why would she expose all that skin to mosquitoes when there are no men around to admire her in the swamp?
>no boobs
>no ass
>white
No.
anti mosquito magic
>jaundiced
I love Reisen!
>>no boobs
Are u blind user?
those are not boobs
she is the mosquitoes
It's still tits
cummy cummy fappi
>disapproves your post
>white
The chip on you people's shoulder never goes away, huh? I love it lmao
>perfection
Reminder that Morrigan was based on the D&D character of a homosexual pedophile who looks like a troglodyte
She's a weird kind of slut. She'll fuck you once first, but then you have to get her to love you before she'll let you have sex indefinitely.
>voiced by a roastie
LOL
modern women in a nutshell. (sorry for bad english)
damn shes still hot as af
She shapeshifts into a grizzly bear sized spider
If your threshhold for what is and isn't boobs, is anything smaller than your own. Then I guess all the woman on the planet are fucked, fatty.
That's not Leliana.
>fucked half of Orlais
>lesbian
>perfection
Get your dyke out of here
>french whore
>implying you wouldn’t
>fucked half of Orlais
At least she fucked humans not animals.
>French
>humans
>At least she fucked humans not animals.
Oh you poor soul
>At least she fucked humans not animals.
She fucks elf in front of the Warden and literally drops the Warden right after origins
>Then get a thicker blanket.
Man, I fucking love the shittalking Warden. Too bad the companions don't.
Careful, you'll trigger the NPC's.
she's great
>best looking female character in DAI
>unfuckable because of DAO
Top fucking kek.
What happened in DAO that made her unfuckable?
Warden
she's married with a kid
You fucked her.
How do I get a gf like Morrigan, Yea Forumsros?
Oh I thought he meant for another reason besides that
>implying it isn't enough for hetero Inquisitor who left with 40yo Cassandra who starts talking about her ex right after sex
>tfw DAI was my first DA game
>get to the winter palace mission and encounter Morrigan for the first time
>immediately makes my peepee hard
>find out you can’t fuck her in this game but you can in Origins
>immediately stop my playthrough and buy Origins
>enjoyed the game ever since