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do you guys have battletoads?

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Why are modern games filled with gays, trannies and niggers but I'm not allowed to call them what they are?

Stop superdashing so much.
Once you get better, start superdashing all the time.

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yes and my parents beat me up afterward

Not surprising, those lines probably cost them tens of dollars per minute.

how the fuck do i make a strong start in wasteland 2? i'm not expecting my rangers to be steamrolling right out of the gate but my meleee build has hit nothing in like 10 random encounters.

I'm hardstuck in Gold3 in Rocket League, but i don't get how i can git gud

>I will need your PSN name, sir

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how do i get a gf?

how do i dilate again? i forget ):

Am I a boy or a girl?

Yes, I have a bruh moment to report...

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This guide is a pretty good place to start imo
drive.google.com/file/d/0B1nLjF3qbDMnVlY3MEtyWU90dXc/view
I'd also recommend David Sirlin's playing to win, and Core-A Gaming has a number of good videos on the general philosophy of FGs

I want a gf but I'm too lazy to go to the gym and too poor to have my shins extended. What do?

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Hi, any world on Puyo Puyo Fever 3?

I'm stuck on elite loggorhean with a 75 blademaster in grim dawn.
I just can't seem to keep up with the adds and if I ignore them I get vaporized the second I stand still.

Yeah, I'd like to ask about the bug in MGSV where I spent an hour customizing my character's face only to have none of it matter and be stuck with the default face. Can i get a refund?

p-pusseyslayer1997

Remember when there used to be a nintendo hotline to help you beat games.
Weow

Yes hello how do I get a GF

Stop being an introvert.

I know, I know. But that's the real reason.

I CAN'T FUCKING BEAT ORPHAN OF KOS HELP ME BITCH IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Because naughty boys should learn their place. Pull down your parents now.

Call me whatever you like, sweetie.

They are still here but monetized

I am fight a boss called Isshin, the Sword Saint and suddenly my left bumper becomes loose. It messes up my deflects now. Can you recommend me a new controller?

How do i activate w10 in notification mode without reinstalling?

become the gf

Natehiggers1488

What's your play style like? I 've seen a livestream of the fight and the guy used parries constantly.

Alone

I did a few times as a kid, they were usually pretty good.

I bait for backstabs until phase 2, then everything goes to shit when he starts summoning lightning and flying around

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The arena is larger than it looks - you can go out onto the water for a flat surface to fight on. Takes a lot of pressure off, somehow. When he enters his final phase, growing wings and going nuts, un-target him because the camera's gonna be your enemy and rolling is better here. Learn the rhythm of his dives and dodge those until he stops, smack him a few times. Also, do your absolute damn best to learn to parry him because in this fight specifically they boosted the effects of runes that replenish quicksilver bullets and health when you land visceral attacks. Also, find the Old Hunter's Bone (if I remember the name correctly) and use that; boosts your dodging speed and i-frames.

Walk up to girls in public and ask for their number. Smile, be confident. Ask them on a date, or to hang out, etc.

Have you tried turning the console off?

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Learn how combos work and copy pros neutral...????? Profit

Wow beat him in like five trys and beat moon presence straight after ghermen first try, maybe you just suck

>person asks for help/advice
>YOU LE SUCK XD GIT LE GUD LE N00BZOR
You are a blight.

sorry ours operators are busy at the moment
your call is important to us pls wait
youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM

Cry more

Help my PS4 sounds like a jet engine, what do I do

What are you wearing right now?

remove ur cloth woman

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I'm not; I gave him actual advice