Hello, user. It's me, Lappy!

Hello, user. It's me, Lappy!
>How are you today?

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literally me

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Good morning Ma-
Lappy.

>managed to beat 3 new R3 files
>thought I'm on a roll and gets absolutely obliterated in the next one
>so mad I stopped playing instead of trying once more
holy shit every enemy in this game is *that* enemy

Fuck off you dumb ass mutt, you look extremely annoying.

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PORN
WHEN?

hi marie

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This might be the only Platinum Games to have a chance at actually getting some porn.

Discussion of this game seemed to die down really fast. Was it really shit or something? Was thinking of picking it up.

aside from the absolutely fantastic music, I don't think it was a particularly fun game.

well DxM came out

Why did they make Marie's ass and tits so fat

Aren't Bayonetta and Nier Automata Platinum? Surely they've got porn.

The only ones that really get to me are the Arms type because there's nothing you can do to meaningfully stop them.

Maybe the Beast type too because their dodge-happy reactions give me flashbacks to Ninja Gaiden 3 RE.

Something about her little homograms in the training room is really sexy

There's still at least one thread a day. Everyone played it, everyone beat it, the switch has too many games this year (well, second half of the year) so everyone moved on to the next one.
It's probably the 3rd of 4th best PlatinumGames title, It's very good but its not a masterpiece. Worth playing if you're considering it though. It's got lots of content and once the combat clicks (and it takes a while to click) it becomes very fun.

They already had perfection with her big eyebrows but then didn’t know when to stop

Checking japanese twitter, looks like loads of people bought switch lite with AC.

My dick can confirm Nier got plenty of porn.

Technically Nier is not P* game, is a yoko taro's game.

Lappy is so adorably dumb holy shit

And Marie too

Maybe it would help if OP PUT "ASTRAL CHAIN" ON THE FUCKING TITLE!

Why do so many people complain about the stealth segment? All you have to do is chain bind every guard you come across.

the music sucks ass for half the game, generic metal is hella lame

in the sewers one you can also skip most of the level and getting an s+ just by being fast and not getting caught

Tired and a little horny

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It's more of a Platinum game than a Yoko Taro game. The story's never goes crazy, and the characters aren't strong enough to be much of a NieR game.

>Finally beat the main game
>Plan to go back to finish out every case now, get all the toilet spots, all the cats, and then move onto the Olive "postgame."
>Those like 5 red cases that are entirely different game styles so I feel 0 motivation to ever try to improve my rank on them
Guess I'll settle for A-rank average, but general ranking in actual combat might push it to S.
Never 100%ing this, though.

wow partner, i'm jealous as heck!

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Platinum in a nutshell.
The minigames are actually really lenient this time around though, for most of them I got S+ first time 'round. The only truly miserable one is the second bike section.

I'm never replaying the box balancer game so I know I'm not getting the Pure Platinum order.

Lappy? More like Floop!

>3 different balancing games. I can't remember if Ice Cream Kid was ranked.
>Motorcycle 2
>Fucking Shooting 2 and 3
>The beast ride section in Chapter 11
I get it that the last one isn't as bad, but I just really dislike the way that it handles. Arm and Axe have the only good L-stances in my eyes.

How the fuck do I beat Jin in File 5 as Lappy? He keeps dodging all my attacks even when I wait for him to finish his combo.
I just want that Lappy suit, man.

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>The beast ride section in Chapter 11
Easily the hardest part of the game for me after the last car moving puzzle I spent 45 minutes on.

And Astral Chain isn’t a Platinum Game, it’s a Nintendo IP.

>trying to use Sword's L-stance to cut a link from that floating invincibility enemy while more enemies are spawning and raping my ass
I rarely ever get a rank above C when that shit happens.

bullshit

it has very little yoko taro moments compared to nier and drakengard 3

Really? It blindsided me the first time, but it's well telegraphed.

Shielding enemies and hiding gimmicks are the worst. The only more frustrating enemy is the suicide spiders that spawn in during a heavy fight and one shot you.

Avoid his attacks until after he does the kicking part of the gladius combo. Go in for a few hits, then back off.

See. Sword's L-Stance is a fucking bait.
Just go arrow + gun and shoot at it.

Ice Cream Kid is blue thankfully.
But the balancing game in File 8's really lenient, you can drop your boxes like 4 times.

I would agree, but I do not understand how you're meant to actually fight Miniboss-tier Flying and Arms enemies.
Former just generally stay out of range for 4/5 Legions and 2/3 weapons to hit, it seems. And fucking astral plane fights where even if you chain-bounce their dash attack, it just sends them into a pit and they come back with no penalty.
Latter just kinda goes into that berserk stage at like 30% where they reee and then fist-pave across the entire room that you just seem to have to sit in Axe shield and then try to bop em between cycles.

Thanks for the advice, I'll give it another try.

I started yesterday and I like it so far. Hopefully I can finish the game before code vein

Did Code Vein get a release date? Astral Chain's pretty long.

The Arms guys are really annoying. The best option I've found it perfect dodge sync attack with arrow. They don't dodge any of it so they end up taking around 1000 damage, which will melt them quickly.

It sucks because it's much easier to perfect call their bullshit, but most of them are pretty ineffective.

Stupid dog you're making me gay

That webm when?

September 27
Same day as DQXIS, actually

I wish joycons weren't so expensive. Got a bad case of drift with one, constantly tries to move left.

That soon? Dang. Why'd everyone pack all of their game releases in the same time frame? I'm still trying to get through Three Houses. Kind of.

Tried making a warranty claim? There must've been a huge batch of defective ones after the initial launch.

I got my initial ones replaced since one of them couldn't hold a charge. It's already been two years though.

I like the joycons enough but seriously invest in a pro controller if you're not changing location a lot(e.g. mostly playing on TV or on a solid surface capable of tabletop mode).

It wasn't shit, I just have other games to play. I had a lot of fun and I like Astral Chain's addition to the Switch library.

Finished it today..
RIP Akira, she had such a great ass

Yeah but now you got clone sister ass.

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Started File 12?

Woman goes depressed to her doctor. Says she's lost all meaning in life. Doctor says there's a great mascot in town, says he'll cheer her up for sure. Woman says "Doctor, I *AM* Lappy!"

Everyone laughs.

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Bump

Is that still incest?

Everyone loves Slappy!

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Do pro controllers get drift problems like joycons do? Also, the split controller scheme is actually pretty comfy to play with.

Someone has to kick these West Texas Arkansas dogs out of Yea Forums

....Even in postgame there's no way to just return to base mid-chapter?

No.

This might be the stupidest fucking problem in this game then.

Pro controller is a lot hardier. Part of it might just be it's way larger and has more room to be sturdier compared to the flatter joycons that need to latch in and out of stuff and have more motion stuff in them.

you can but you have start again if you missed something that is later in the sub-chapter. it saves after every case and you keep your rank even if you quit mid chapter

So do you go return to title and it'll set you back into the base? Because I'm basically just toilet hunting right now and can blow through a case after.

What was his name again?

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Press pause.
Go to file options.
Return to file select.
Return to chapter 12.
Do whatever it is you wanted to do.
Go back to file select.
Select the file you were playing, but start at the nearest checkpoint instead of the beginning.

Just beat File 11 yesterday and went back to S+ Files 1-3 today.
Here is how retarded I am: It took me until replaying File 3 and S+ ranking it to figure out that to get Order rewards, I had to manually accept the reward. I played through the entire story not having any reward Premium Codes, only the ones I found during gameplay and no alternate costumes or colors, and when I DID figure it out I had to sit and accept the rewards for over 100 completed orders.

It honestly feels like the end of every file has a pretty good climax
But Dark Hero and going full animu beast mode is pretty fun even by comparison

First pro controllers had a faulty d-pad.

This one?

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>It's buried in options
Of fucking course.
Couldn't find iris customization for a long while before because of that.

For flying enemies you can always send any of your Legions at them (with ZL) regardless of how far up they are, even the Beast Legion can reach them. From there you can
- Gun from afar
- Activate a relevant Legion Skill while they are up there
- Chain jump to the legion to start an aerial combo with the baton or the gladius; risky but effective
- Use items like grenades
- Any combination of the above

Don't fall in the misconception of only being able to shoot them with the gun or with Arrow

Even if we dont count nier (we should) bayo stoll got a lot. Also r34 exist so other games like wonderful101 and mgrr must have some too.

Well fuck. I didn't know you could send... into the air.
Well then, yeah. New strat.
>Send sword
>Round sword
>Chain jump & attempt to combo if not over a pit.
I've never used combat items

You can; while in the chapter go to legatus menu, look for "File Options", click it and it will end the current chapter you're in, keeping your new high scores if there were any.

Say you're missing just an S+ in the second red case on File 03. Start the file, complete that case, go to "file options" to end the File and now you're at File Select in File 12 again, now with that S+ you were missing

Yup, just point the camera to the airborne chimera and ZL your Legion away. It's even easier than it sounds

I don't use combat either mostly, but I had to for some of the Orders, and they aren't half bad actually

shiet, meant to say "combat ITEMS", if it wasn't obvious

i played it i beat it i had fun now im moving onto the next game. Once DLC comes out there will be more threads but i suggest playing it if you havent

Lucario.

This strategy becomes very effective if you use it with speed star and slow attack.
Arm legions send out attack can drag smaller enemies to your location.

The Lappy quiz was pretty brutal. I got 75 points on the first try, but not knowing my age was pretty humiliating.
The music that plays during it is very catchy though:
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No DLC plans for this game whatsoever. Taura says they didn't hold anything back.

>DLC
user...

Lappy mofu when?

>mfw beating up punks and hoodlums to this theme in the Deskwork case

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I hate you lappy

>Be Male Akira
>Trying to investigate strange goo in File 08
>All of a fucking sudden Lappy starts running towards out of nowhere
GUYS IM HIDING, HELP ME

You don't need a thread every day to prove it's a good game

Ive seen some twitter fags change their opinions of Astral from fantastic but flawed to overall fantastic just because they really like the post game where your not limited to the pace of the main game, which is what im seeing people have problems with.

I mean, to each their own, but i was perfectly fine with the pace and slow investigation portions of just casual everyday things.

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Blue missions have low quality gameplay, but high immersion value. Some people enjoy immersing themselves into the setting, while others just want to hit things with a stick.
Astral Chain deserves some kind of award for how well they managed to merge gameplay and immersion. All the game mechanics and collectibles have very good excuses for existing in the games setting.

Uppers can't read.

>Sword Legion is the only one who can heal redshift
>Sword Legion is the only one who can pull you up if your fall of a ledge

I like punch ghost Voldo as much as the next guy, but that’s just unfair to the others

What’s the current year of Astral Chain anyway?

2078

It's also the only legion who can hack those pillars you need to defend or whatever

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Anybody know if blocking bomb spiders with your legion instantly kills you on platinum ultimate?

That pretty much decides if I will try a playthrough of that.

>MC achieves his final form
>Insert song kicks in
Based and Kamenpilled
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Wow, I thought you guys were kidding when you said the Civvy Clothes made male MC look like a hobo.

Wait, those aren't supposed to be hobo clothes?

Not his fault the other Legions didn't take Computer Engineering and Medical Biology in Chimera College.

*lick*

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TAKE YOUR UMBRELLA

I would absolutely buy a lappy plushie if I ever got the chance

Is this tonally similar to Freedom Wars?

Hell no, I still don't understand why people says this.

FeMC civvies are pretty /fa/.

I'm not really someone who falls for the cute mascot/comic relief characters in a lot of these games but Lappy is fucking great and it also probably helps that it's a cute girl underneath the costume.

I'm with you there. I even liked File 8. The appeal for me was that this was an anime cop RPG more than just a straight action game.

The one with the tripping over and saluting.

What the fuck does "lappy support" do?

I agree. Even if the overarching story is dumb, it’s sold and told in a pretty great way
I even loved the little soccer blue case in file 3 or the lappy blue case in file 5

Big boost to all stats for about a minute
Useful in post game or platinum ultimate

No that's that lappy special.
I'm talking about the unchained mode option.

>Astral Chaintards can't even use the subject line properly
Truly, they are the lowest scum imaginable

Which Platinum game has the best final tower level? Astral Chain, Bayonetta, or Automata? Were there any others?

Just slow down time and shoot them with the arrow.

What the fuck? That's way cooler than the female civvies. Also points for wearing the police cap, no civilian disguise is complete with out it.

That is definitely still a lot slower, especially when the game throws 10 at you at the same time in later chapters.

There's only like one instance of bomb spiders in the entire game and they spawn really far away from you.

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Nani?!

What do the female civvies look like

>over 100 replies
>no discussion of tech at all
So is it really true, then? This game is simple and shallow with no real tech?

>her big eyebrows

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Wait, I might be thinking about one of the file 12 missions then.

Because there was definitely a fight that mixed them with normal enemies.

Yeah that's File 12.

H-HAYAI!

The story is just an excuse to move you around, so that you can see different parts of the world. It is quite similar to Dark Souls and Bloodborne in this aspect. The setting is surprisingly similar to Bloodborne now that i think about it.

That is actually a relief, might actually start a Platinum ultimate play through after all.

R3 might be a pain, but main game is a lot less annoying I hope

There's just a grey/white hoodie like what the male's wearing under his coat.

This nigga cannot be serious

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How do you deal with the serpent enemies that run to the other end of the map to zone you? I can deal with them just fine but it doesn't feel effective enough

Female PC gets a trendy-looking white hoodie and skinny jeans.

Kind of makes sense considering Sword is supposed to be "yours" and probably has the tightest connection to you.

Can't you just send Arms Legion to grab them?

Sending Beast Legion at them + Howl works well for me

You can see them with the iris under ground, and use beast to quickly close the gap.

It's not total shit but it definitely ain't Plat standard.
It's like some bastard child of KH2, Nier Automata, and Chained Legion
Lots of long boring segments and combat not quite good enough to compensate for the shit pacing

>combat not quite good enough
I'd definitely argue that AC's gameplay is way more exciting than Nier Automata. I like both games, but I'm pretty sure Automata has the worst and most boring gameplay of any Platinum game.

The only real problem with the combat is the ranking system.

I wouldn't say boring, but Automata is the most simple.

I didn't really like either game, and I've 100%d pretty much every othet Plst title. Even korra and transformers and tmnt

>It's like some bastard child of 2 of my favorite games
well ok user, you don't have to be so pushy

I've never gotten the hype being automata in terms of combat.
Without a ranking system, the best way to play is to set Laser pod on with lifesteal and just facemash the enemy. Switch to run & evade mode if you drop below 50%.

There are a lot of problems with the combat. Lack of hitstun/juggles, bad or inconsistent tells, annoying shielded enemies, certain abilities and skills being massively OP, environmental hazards, and a general lack of focus among them.

aren't they just wearing what every other NPC has?
i'm sure i even saw a mother and child that both were wearing the same shit and it looked kinda odd on the child.

>Lack of hitstun/juggles
there's enough hitstun to force the enemy to have slower animations
>bad or inconsistent tells
again, that comes with slowing down the enemy with the shitton of hitstun you have
>annoying shielded enemies
Gladius mode doesn't exist, I guess
>certain abilities and skills being massively OP, environmental hazards, and a general lack of focus among them.
these are the only things I can't refute. Playing Ultimate difficulty should help you with the whole "I'm too OP" thing though

user, hitting the enemy doesn't change that enemies like the dogs have tells that come too late to matter and some attacks with no tell at all

For shields I meant the enemies you can't hurt until you dig up or mgr slice or arrow their shield buttbuddy

>mfw using 100% completed maps to go "treasure hunting" for missing items and chests

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I don't see any of these as a real detriment for what the combat is trying to do.

From an outsider's pov, the fascist police-state setting and the cutesy mascot to brainwash the masses. Also chains/thorns.

>Fucking random spots in the ground you have to slowly comb entire levels for with beast legion out for.
>Random Arrow shot parts in the stages

>fascist police-state setting
Regular police are the good guys.
> cutesy mascot to brainwash the masses
It's just a mascot.

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Red Matter cleaning makes me comb over the entire level, anyway. Though those Arrow shot items are really shit

Do you have the male version of this?

Lappy's Support is basically just a reminder of the game's controls for people who are too stupid to remember them. Like those floating question marks in Sonic Adventure

Well, that is a completely wrong assumption.

>the dogs have tells that come too late to matter and some attacks with no tell at all
You should play Ninja Gaiden 3 RE, it'll make these dogs feel like they're moving in slow motion.

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I'm missing a case in file 09 harmony square, does anyone know where it is?

does the game get fun again after files 7 and 8? i'm half way into file 8 and it's so boring just packed to the brim with filler bullshit. i really hope the game get's good again after file 8 because i'm really close it dropping it

Just skip the minigames in File 8 if you don't want to do them. It's all optional.

Lappy, I'm depressed. Rub my belly.

No. 3-5 are good and 7 is the peak. It's all downhill from there

Terrible taste, File 9 and 11 are fucking amazing even if you're a faggot and don't like the hub-based missions.

9 trumps 7 in terms of ending, 10 trumps that, and 11 does in difficulty but not in feeling.

>MFW JUST STARTED CHAPTER 8

Am i in for some fun guys lol?
Another thing is so far i have beaten all bosses in one go on platinum standard with a few close calls.

The evolved humuculous wasnt as hard as i kept hearing.
But i can admit i actually replayed like the first four chapters after i got most of the legions and went back to all the extra areas, so i have technically grinded a bit and have been using a lvl 6 baton and legion with a lvl 9 arm legion and lvl 4 sword.

I may have over powered myself a bit i can admit, but not to much cause certain things still practically one shot me.
I always keep my health full

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Gamma's the problem, Kiddo. Not Delta.

File 08 is infamous for the myriad of minigames, not its difficulty.
Homunculus gamma is file 07, so he already got through it

Huh?
Wasn't it Alpha in File 3, Beta in like 5, Delta in 7 which had the big city rampage, and Gamma in 9 before the motorcycle segment?

The beginning of file 08 consist of time consuming minigames. They aren't bad, but brake the pasing of the game. You'll be happier if you postpone playing them until you have beaten the game.

>Switching X-baton mode
>Camera mode engages
Pro Controller d-pad is suffering

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>Just had them backwards
Fuck.

Thats the one i just beat in the first go.

The one that stands upright and absorbs all the other chimera.
He was no different than the other homunculous.
Only annoying part is when he jumps across to the other building and spams his spikes and gunk bombs.

Only time he got me close was getting hit by his laser.
hes so big that most of his attacks passed right over me and didnt even hit me unless he did an aoe type move.

All that whaling and i just stand on his feet pounding away with my lvl 9 arms and switching to lvl 4 sword for some slow down effects.

Hardest(and coolest) boss so far has been kyle.

Yeah, I fucked up the names.
Know the Iblis boss fight at the start of Silver's story in Sonic 06?
Prepare to have that fight without the ability to throw shit.

I always kept opening the notes tab, never the camera on accident though.

Arm legion just absolutely wrecks homunculus gamma. Most people aren't focusing on it, so the boss fight is much more difficult for them.
It also seems like you aren't using the arrow legion much. If you can't think of any other uses for it, i'd suggest you turn it into a support legion by giving it speed star and hit rush. Hit rush allows you to use another legion while the other keeps attacking, so you can just call arrow, activate speed star, activate hit rush, then switch to arm or sword and go ham on the enemy.

>speed star
>not slow shot
Is the damage boost from Speed Star even as much from Power Charge?

So now that im on chapter 8 i definitely have issues with the reusing of areas thats starting to present itself.

I dont think this game should have been openworld, but would have certainly benefited from a travel option like persona or something.

Where you can travel to all the areas and regions you go thru as you progress thru the game and find new areas and new missions while going to new locations as you progress thru the normal game.

>Hit rush allows you to use another legion while the other keeps attacking, so you can just call arrow, activate speed star, activate hit rush, then switch to arm or sword and go ham on the enemy.
I do that with swords hit rush and switch back to arm.

If i can i do summoned swords with swords then hit rush and switch back to arm and use power up and beat the shit out of everything.

Works even better if sword gets a slow down activate on the enemy

Can't blame you. Completing that stuff doesn't add meaningful play time. It's not challenging, just time consuming.

Speed star is incredible. There is no point in using slow shot, as speed star with a slow attack legion is much better.

>have to wait for one guard to turn around, already sent arrow out and made sure there were no railings to get stuck on
>chain jump gets reckognized as calling legion back and then jumping to it
>get stuck on something anyway
>fall in front of guard
>alarm sounds of but don't get catched
>apparently some cardboard box was hiding my ass or something
>thanks snake
>try to chain guard on the other side of the wall to save this mess
>camera flips the fuck out and just shows the wall my legion was behind instead of making it transparent like in god hand or shifting to a top down view or fucking whatever
the game is so fucking jank holy shit

If you have the gene codes, you should definitely add speed star to your arsenal. Slow attack chance applies also to the attacks of your character, so speed star combined with a fast attacking legion lets you keep enemies in a near permanent slow state.

arrows perfect call is the most stylish tho

The most stylish but does less than half the damage.

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Bump.

What strategies do y'all got for S+ Clean Up King and the buried treasure missions in File 8? I hate them so much.

The important thing for the clean up king one is just keeping the streak going. It's more important than doing it fast. Arrow moves the fastest, so ride beast to the middle of an area, use arrow to clean up, and make sure you leave an exit path to keep your combo going. I think you need 150k. Shouldn't take more than a couple tries.

Buried treasure mission I don't remember being too hard. If you need to, I don't think the spots are randomized, you could probably memorize where the important hidden dig spots are and replay the mission.

I got the game but haven't had time to beat it. Are there any cool Wonderful 101 unlockables?

Yeah I've tried using Arrow and Beast, but I keep smacking into things with Beast killing my time. What upgrades abilities do you use? I'm using the Red Matter pick up range one.

Red matter pick up range on Beast helps, but I didn't use any particular abilities. Try to keep that combo up.

No. You can unlock the voice of 2B for your IRIS and 9S is your Otacon but that's pretty much it as far as direct references to other Platinum games go.

Aight I'll keep trying. Thanks user.

Cute.
BUT WRONG.

>Femakira is the only woman on the force who goes barelegged in uniform
Whore.

Another reason why FeMC is better, put that woman in tights god damn.

Drift started effecting me while playing this game myself. Nintendo is offering to fix them for free even if you don't have a warranty on them, though you'll still have to pay for shipping costs. If you don't want to do that, first try updating your joycons and doing a re-calibration. If that doesn't work, do you have any compressed air or electrical contact cleaner lying around? If you do, I suggest trying to use those to clean under the little flaps beneath your joycons and see if that fixes your issue, the latter is actually what fixed drift for me. If those fail, you could try replacing the joysticks too.

Now i'm just angry that the game doesn't let you wear a wonder mask.

Nier Automata spawned a wave of porn never before seen in vidya history, user. Are you living under a fucking rock?

>implying
There's no way 2B outdid the likes of Tifa Lockhart

There's like 18 pics on paheal right now but it's all western artists, 5 of which is gay

Tifa might have more porn overall, but it's because people have been making it for over 2 decades. 2B fucking flooded the internet in weeks

Hit rush turns off round sword

That's not a Platinum game, they just developed it. That's like saying that TMNT or Transformers porn counts.

what classifies as a "Platinum game" if not the fact that they developed it?
>TMNT or Transformers porn
2B is a character that had never existed before the game was made, while these 2 are gigantic franchises
also, I hate you for making me realize this probably exists

I no longer blame police officers for beating the shit out of perps who run, especially ones who use things like smoke bombs or other gay ass shit. Fuck em.

I went to look for porn on sadpanda and instead found scans of the entire collectors edition artbook.
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I'd say it's an IP they developed in-house. Bayonetta, W101, Vanquish, Astral Chain, the like.
Really Automata should just be called the Yoshida game.

Some early legion concepts.

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*photos

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So we're getting at least Wing legion next game, right?

Looks like there were legion versions for common chimera enemies

According to the devblog the chimeras are based on scrapped legion designs.

shield legion looks rad as fuck, but I can't imagine a good use for it

I no longer blame police officers for beating the shit out of people that run in staircases.

I must say, being a police officer in this game is pretty cool, and comfy. It even makes you appreciate the job and people doing it IRL.

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Looks like some kinda LINE sticker pack

That design was already used for Jena's second form.

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any cute art with beast legion?

BRENDA-CHAN NANDEMITERUNDESU?

File Options

It is pretty buried though so I get why most dont know you can

Timeline of events 1/2.

I need sleep.

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2/2

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Nothing on pixiv but I did find this cute pic of Kamiya

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So wait, Speed Star also boosts attack speed?

>IT'S AN UPTURNED NOSE AND MOUTH
>NOT A FROWN AND CHIN

>there are people on here right now using the english voices and not having IRIS voice set to D

>can barely find outfits to wear
>only wear the armor of daddy since it's the only thing I've found

When or where do I find shit to wear?

Yes, by quite a lot.

Imagine how bad it smells inside the Lappy suit.

It speeds up all your animations.

>Scans
Those are just photos, user.

Here's a pastebin some user was working on for outfit locations. Have no idea what happened to him.
pastebin.com/kLae1YSi

I'd put it in platinum's top 3. The idea that if Yea Forums doesn't talk about something it isn't good is so utterly retarded I don't even know where to start. And it doesn't even apply in this case.

LORE!!!!
Also
>Avoids mentioning which twin is which.
Canonfags BTFO.

God damn, so I'm stuck wearing daddy's armor until very late game.

P* themselves posted a scan of this in their blog.

Link for those who can't get past the panda:
e-hentai.org/g/1486615/6a9c4bd8ab/?p=1

WAIT! Wasn't sadpanda ded?

t. White child or European

So far I'm in the chapter where the sister became the black ranger and gained a new Stand. I'm gonna guess now that we're gonna fight each other judging from the angst in the past of losing her legion and feeling like number 2 and she's gonna try to prove she's better than me?

For like 2 days.

it was revived months ago user.

stop forcing your meme country down everybody's throat, cops are fine if you don't live in the usa and it's perfectly okay for people to appreciate them

wtf the music in the police station pisses me off after just 2 hours of playing. i hope it changes at one point

im on r3-b3, can this be done on casual or should i keep trying? i've gotten the second bosses(kyle and something else) really low before dying, maybe im just bad

No, surprisingly.

>cops are fine if you don't live in the USA
That's what I said

No, you'll play some minigames instead.

Olive's cases have fixed difficulty.

Sexy girls who don't know they're sexy are the best.

Aren't Olives cases difficulty locked?

yeah, but the way you said it makes it look like you think that 1 (ONE) country gets to decide the face of the job worldwide
you're an exception, not the rule

I’ve never had a video game character that I was this attracted to. Every time she’s on screen I can’t help but move the camera around her ass and tits. Her eyebrows are already enough. Help me anons

>Meteor hits Antarctica.
>Antarctica.
It is always Antarctica!

Cyborg Hal

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Is like 9S and Raiden fused!

>dat chapters 7 side mission before the final boss confrontation where you fight all those Firebomb legions.

NOW THAT WAS AN ASSWOOPIN I DID NOT ENJOY!

Not only are they fast,but if you get hit it stun locks you while the rest just gangbang you while you burn.
Not sure how i made it out of that fight without having to use a single revive casue i practically stayed near death nad just randomly thru out my legion hoping for lucky hits and quick kills.

Had to really on my arm legion casue hes the only one at lvl 9

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Just what happened to this guy? Maybe is the reason why he became a shut in.

>Literally just switched to arrow + gun and spawnkilled them all

His sister died in a tanker incident, his lover died in an abandoned military base, and his best friend died of accelerated aging.

Yes, I enjoyed being an anime cop. Even liked file 8.

I wouldn't want to replay those sections so much, but the game really lets you breeze through them on replays.

He used to be the leader of the hermits, but that's all we know about him.

And what about being turned into the local Raiden without the "jack the ripper" part?

>was wearing police cap during file 9
>file 10 starts
>not allowed to change equipment to take it off
Haha, d-don't worry fellow zone 09ers, I'm just wearing it ironically

The ones I hate in general are the ones that link with each other but one part is always flying, the rest of that kind are easy specially the ones that bury themselves underground.

did Don draw him yet?

Nigga there's a locker in your new base room.

Hal's hideout has a locker though.

Fill me on why people hates File 08 so much.

In case anyone isn't aware, different Legion sync attacks can be started with various methods

1. After a full combo string
2. Hold the attack button
3. Wait a few seconds before performing your next attack
4. Timed dodges
5. Rotate the joystick then press the attack button which performs a spin attack
6. After performing perfect calls

Any that I missed?

Probably because he's a nerd

Minigames

Succesfully performing a blade mode cut and stunning the enemy.

After chaining an enemy

Stinger motion and performing an attack.

Stun attack and chain bind.

The story left a kinda bad taste in my mouth, plus classes are keeping me occupied. Regarding the story I just didn’t really understand the antagonists and their goals until I looked it up. Really cool concepts though and I’m planning on knocking out those achievement orders

>kyle
>hard

The story's rushed but it's so similar to Evangelion that the villains made sense to me once I just started replacing the game's jargon with NGE jargon. Two of the legion color sets are just Unit 01 and 02, it's crazy

>mfw when I saw the purple and green
>"where the hell have I seen that before? wait a second..."

>Dude, is your sister!
>So?

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They give that one to you early too, so I doubt they were trying to hide all the similarities. I haven't unlocked all the colors yet but I'm hoping for navy and red like pic related

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Case 8 is kinda shitty so far

>nah dude it's fine this one's just a clone

>Was always into incest.
>Discover that my grandparents are cousins, distant but still cousins.
>MFW incest is literally in my blood.

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>they will all say help me lappy
>and i will say NO!

If one had sex with oneself's clone, would it be masturbation? It's one of those things that don't let me sleep at night.

>2199-End of the Third Extinction
W-what did they mean by this?

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>biblical references

holy fucking shit
it seems so obvious now
there aren't any nintendo costumes either what the fuckkk

In real life, there were two big extinction events so far.

The game mentioned that red matter had reset life on Earth twice before, and that the crisis ingame is the third. I guess in 2199 the red matter is finally cleared or it eats everybody

>first meteor that opens a gate is in Antarctica
Holy fuck the EVA references never stop

haha

Humans are predisposed to be attracted to shared features, the reason you wouldn't want to fuck a direct family member is the westermarck effect

Just too many games user
It’s all good shit but damn Nintendo needs to work on spacing

The ingame epilogue mentions Brenda took over ARI and turned the research focus to outside the Ark and reclaiming Earth. I think its implying she's successful.

Yeah well, I guess it's too bad she didn't live another 120 years.

>tfw you'll never be nursed by Brenda
why live?

Did they managed to salvage all Gendo's data?

>9S and Raiden fused and played the roles of PODs and Otacon

Probably not going to find that outside of a Kamiya game.

Is there even any Nintendo games that have anything to do with the police?

Hey, I was replaying the Hermits chapter and began theorizing exactly this

Do they confirm it further somewhere in the game?

Game is still in the best seller eshop page, flop adverted?

Not confirmed. Heavily implied.

Platinum has outright called it a success. What more do you want?

It's more of an implication than anything, but the conformation is basically there if you think about it.
Hal says that Sector V means something to him, and whatever happens to it, he should know about as well. We also know that he's the master programmer behind Neuron. Being an exceptional technician is pretty much a requirement for being a part of the Hermits.
He talks to Kyle as if he knew him personally, and tells him that "that doesn't sound like any Hermit I know." Why would he say this sort of thing if he didn't have any previous experience of what a Hermit looks like? The Hermits also talked about how their old boss was "too soft" in his leadership, which pretty much fits in with Hal's personality. I would type some more, but I'm not good at expressing my thoughts, so I'll just leave off here.

Actual sales numbers to calm down my fears.

Until the quarter finishes or Nintendo decides to give them out we won't know.

How does perfect call work? Do you use it as a block/perfect parry like MGR or do I also have to dodge?

It functions the same way that dodging does, but you have to call out your Legion when it's not on

launching a stunned enemy

Perfect call is in itself a block as it comes with i-frames.

great, that's what I thought but I'm glad to be sure

you could have used the Help menu to answer that question, you know...

You can air combo those ones. Send your legion over to it in the air, then chain jump, and now you're floating in the air in front of it and can use melee while being out of melee range of ground enemies. You can repeat this process on the other air units without landing.

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It's important to note that perfect call does not work on a just frame like most "perfect" inputs and parries. The window is rather large and you need to activate before you get hit

It's also worth noting that perfect call's i-frames don't last long, especially beast's PC, to the point where certain attacks may still hit you even if you perfect call'd them

>everyone always said my great grandparents were actually cousins, so their marriage and children were all the result of incest
>years later find out one was adopted into the family
My entire life is a lie.

>Technically
Technically it is, you mean spiritually or practically or some shit.

Sup nerds. I was inspired by an errant post I read here to write something.

Do tell me how it is.

pastebin.com/GCNsdRw2

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counterpoint: I regularly forget the help menu exists

also great info, I didn't know what I was doing wrong

Ah, I've done that a couple times I fell off platforms in the astral plane though.

Ha, you suck.

fuck if i know but since when has something on a nintendo system not made by nintendo been missing nintendo costumes
only reason I rebought bayonetta twice was to open and close the helmet of the metroid costume

My personal theory is that he IS the drone now. Something happened in the past and he had to upload his consciousness to it like what happened to the protagonist's twin after the ending. This explains why the drone still works after communication was disrupted in the last level and you couldn't contact anyone outside the building and why he was just waiting in the astral dimension while the drone was broken instead of just piloting another drone.

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>zoom her breasts on camera
>look close to see them jiggle

When you call your legion, your character has a blue outline around them. That's the window for a perfect call.

>that slight jiggle in the feMC suit

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>spend minutes spinning people with long coats etc to see it moving around
What the fuck is wrong with me?

Getting S+ is boring when the only thing being any trouble are the fucking minigames. Is the IRIS voice worth it ?

It was better thought out and more focused than anything actually in Astral Chain

>mini skirt was considered at one point
No one will ever understand my disappointment

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Alicia's so dam thicc, MY GOD!

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I take it the speed/def changes based on your gear weren't actually implemented? Cause I've been running around in the med suit so I'm basically naked.

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So Jena was purposefully sealed in the Astral Plane by Yoseph somehow. She also made the anti-redshift vaccine, but Yoseph secretly made that medicine toxic to cause redshifts.

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That is not a miniskirt.

Are miniskirts not a cosmetic option?

it's called a pencil skirt

weirdly enough, some of the males are listed to have bigger hip sizes than her. I guess it's just the huge thighs that make her look thicker than she actually is

The one on the right is absolutely a miniskirt nigga, what are you talking about.

No bottoms. And the only unlockable top gear is Max's armour. Most of the unlockables are accessory based.

Pencil skirts go below the knee

...

Automata by far. Astral chain's is too short, and Bayonetta's is annoying and doesn't have the plot needed to make the ascension feel dramatic.

>this music plays youtube.com/watch?v=hmpdUL77aaE

Jena literally and unirionically did nothing wrong.

Automata's was too long and mostly boring.

Spin-off featuring Max as a rookie cop trying to balance his job and the kids he just adopted when?

>reach final boss
>out of healing items

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where are these maps

Just ride your Beast and take potshots when you know you'll be safe.

I died more times to the Noah core energy circles (2) than I did to Noah Prime (0). Most of his shit is fast but it's not too complicated to deal with, at least on Normal

needs the hermit clipping into a hermit hologram wall on the right.

Ya know, the stages

can you actually talk to lappy when theyre running all over harmony square?

>don't want to wear cop clothes while exiled from neuron
>put on marie cap and black dress suit with red tie
>feel like a cool MIB agent
>suddenly realize my MC looks uncomfortably like a girl Nostalgia Critic
>can't change it because it's the last File
tl;dr the nostalgia critic defeated noah prime

underbuffed.com/category/astral-chain/
Click on any page, and they'll have a map with all the items and chests found, with the exception of items found at HQ. Their videos should cover that, though

Which order unlocks the Raven colors for your legions?

this just makes their gigantic necks more noticeable

Why did they release so many fucking good games right after another? How's anyone supposed to have time for all these? I beat Astral Chain and was immediately on to Daemon X Machina and after that I've got AI.

Crop top midriff + baggy pants has stolen my heart that's a top tier cute look.

Yes, you get to do a special quiz for a lappy suit part and also get a photo achievement. The photo always ends up looking super intimidating and scary because it's always of lappy sprinting STRAIGHT AT YOU

what is ai

>characters mention in one file how hurt/injured you are after the events of the last file and if you're going to be okay to keep fighting
>put on the eye bandage because it seems fitting
>wear it through the end of the game
>do all the post game with the eye patch because I imagine they've healed but never gained the use of that eye again
I'm not the only one who did this, right?

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AI: The Somnium Files.

You're not alone.
FeMC also looks very sexy with the bandage.

Like father, like son

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Not exactly that but I gave my MC longer hair after he woke up after three days and jeept it like that. Also kept the police hat after file 02, I thought it would be wholesome to think that Max gave the MC that hat as a kid.

I actually did the longer hair thing too, damn user.

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I HAVE TRANSCENDED DIMENSIONALITY

we both know it doesn't matter what that number says, it's doomsday either way

>Like father, like son

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>female legions
I needed this

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Fuck off TORfag.

What is this? Warframe?

You just know....

>tfw no Legion waifu

Bow and Beast are already female though.

>get S+ on all the combat sections
>but get only a S or A+ on the stupid not combat sections and my score tanks
Fuck chapter 8 in particular

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Axe's Perfect Call works as a functional parry, so do with that as you wish

Tabitha has a pretty nice ass too

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Most NPC models reuse the player model
sorry user

Bow??? Isn't its class supposed to reference both greek archer goddesses and gods??

>mfw Akira wasn't the first clone

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Eh, Akira's ass don't seem to be all that in comparison, maybe because she doesn't keep her legs close together

Gotta find a hidden slime, I think it's in File 6?

Know what?

Tabitha and Shizu are the most top tier when it comes to Neuron girls.

>Shizu
Based user

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I put on the police helmet and daddies armor and served and protected the shit out of chimeras

I meant the reaction will be doomsday even if it sold more copies than the switch

>at no point does a character yell "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST" while doing cool Legion bullshit
Missed opportunity desu

>tfw Akira absolutely BTFOs Alan's bitchass
Good stuff user

I did the hat thing but it was combined with switching to the armour Max used.

>the toilet in File 09 is right dab in the fucking beginning

Nice. Fucking cat keeps jumping away from me though.

>throwing grenades at enemies sends them flying across the map
I love shit like this

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Remember, you have to bait some cats with empty cans to catch them

I wish I could do narrative fashion, but I'm an edgy kid at heart, so I gave myself a black uniform with black/orange goggles, black/orange gas mask, and Marie's police cap with orange highlights. Then the game went "okay faggot, let me show you how it's done" and introduced Raven Akira.

You let Alan fall off in File 6 expecting he'd die, didn't you?

No, I let him fall off because I couldn't find the button for the bridge in time and wasted a lot of time trying to get to him through the Arms Legion-pushable platform.

I keep alternating my clothes between doing something in the base and going out on missions.

Oh. I forgot, since I kinda just approached one earlier.

I don't work well under pressure, okay

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I restarted when I failed because I thought he would actually die. Unfortunately I forgot to take the picture for the chievo after I saved him.

>trip over piece of trash on beast legion
>literally everyone's face when

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I like how in Zone 09 nobody gives a shit if you trip or hit anything

on one side walking through the missions with a checklist behavior until completion sounds really appealing
on the other hand I'll never replay those shitty gimmick missions anyway and never S+ the whole game so why bother going only almost all the way

Is there a full rip of the ost online anywhere? I know the sound selection CD is up in place but its not the full thing

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SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE SOMETHING DEEP INSIIIIIIIIIIIDE

enjoying evangelion, the original you.

STILL MY HEART IS STILL BLAZING

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sound selection CDs are fucking bullshit
just give me the whole thing

shit story, cute marie.

This was especially bad with the Dark Souls 3 pre-order OST. It's the first time I've ever preordered something to experience the disappointment, and it's the last time I'll ever be doing that.
>a fucking youtuber can piece together the songs better than the actual OST, which doesn't even include some of the song's endings

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i was disappointed that you could only recapture your partners's old legion. i knew what was gonna happen.

>break shit lying around to look for loot
>get hey'd at and immediately fined 10 goodcop points
>press ZL
>legion dashes forward, obilerating everything in it's path, is the cause of several abortions and drives an SUV
>no comment
fucking Akira you can see them too you smug piece of shit I know you're trying to have a giggle

What, did you just completely forget about Bayonetta, which is one of their oldest IP's, but Nier Automata as well?(which others have already mentioned, but it warrants stressing because of it's many mountains worth of porn that's come from it)

exhentai.org/g/893048/e23d4bead2/
exhentai.org/g/893049/667c501639/
xenoblade and xenoblade x artbooks, in case anyone is interested

No, Nintendo owns the publishing right's to AC, But the game was MADE by Platinum games, whom is the developer and true owner of the IP. Platinum is just a 3rd party dev who was commissioned by Nintendo to make the game, just like how Rare had back when they made Conker and Banjo Kazooie.

sweatinglappy.jpg

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Got the game just a couple days ago, just got to Case 4, haven't even started it yet. I am loving this game, everything but the story/characters are really great and the whole game just has such a cool aesthetic and (I hate using this phrase) just seems to have so much soul.

However, I'm so fucking bad at combat. I am not dying or anything but I have been getting nothing but Ds. Can't seem to actually get a hang of it.

Case 4, or File 4? You get your real moveset after finishing File 2, so hang in there

Is Speed Star a direct upgrade of Power Charge or does Power Charge give you a greater attack boost?

>Just found out rewards are locked in the achievment panel
Gee, I feel stupid.

>trapped in the Astral Plane for decades
>ageless and wearing the same tattered clothes
>still take the time to apply purple lipstick and nail polish to match with your homunculi
Even with the fate of humanity at stake she still finds time to be stylish

>tfw I started wearing a purple/white ensemble after File 09 without thinking about the implications

>UNKWON

Except she never told anyone her plan
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>...then tell me so I can?
>I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Speed Star is a direct upgrade. Power Charge boosts you by 5%, while Speed Star boosts you by 10%. I'm not sure why they bothered implementing Power Charge in the first place.

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oh my god I'm about halfway through file 8 and I wish I was doing anything else
shit's been chugging like a motherfucker since minute one, like sub 10 fps, I keep falling off ledges because there are no failsafes and the low fps makes it hard to see and judge jumps, and now my health is low and that fuckawful low health filter has made it even more impossible to see
it's actually making me sick
and fuck the 2 hour long weird puzzle shit at the beginning of this file too
at least it's a relief when I actually hit a goddamn combat section in this action game

Reboot your switch, I never had performance this bad.

I'll do that tomorrow morning, this shit is making me physically ill
and File 7 was so good

I always assumed she was wearing a pantyhose. Good.

>this third car mission
I know the endgame but I just can't get there

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Do you think she wears it to coerce Homunculus (gamma) into a dicking?

Why they give him such wide hips?
His holograms in the training room make me sexually uncomfortable

because they needed to make room for Marie's wide hips

Wait, are you implying that Marie is Lappy?

Hi Lappy. Just let you know I cleaned my asshole real well and would love a good rim

After File 09 I made my MC’s hair longer for the passage of time

>the tsundere vending machines in file 3
I love how every area has vending machines with different personalities.

So this basically confirms Jena did nothing wrong, outside of being nuts and murdering a bunch of people

>true owner of the IP
nintendo owns the ip, there's no such thing as true or false ip owners, don't be a sperg

one of the game's producers and two of the co directors are also nintendo epd employees

>that Kyle concept art
I didn't think I could like him any more as a character. Why does Platinum never use their best characters enough?

>that Hobbit parody

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Eleven Swords is obviously a Elder Scrolls reference, Skyrim in particular based on the background.
That blonde wearing red might be a reference to the Shin Megami Tensei games but I'm not sure.
The Way of the Star looks like it might be a No More Heroes reference but I'm probably wrong.

The concept art of female Akira reminds me of Light Yagami for some reason

user, "Ancient Amulets tetralogy" is clearly taking the piss out of LotR

I love in universe ads like that, they just add aot of flavor to the world.
>police idol anime with legion
I want that to become real

Speed star is way more than 10%.

It only seems that way because the increased attack speed does wonders for your DPS

>we only got male legions
let this winged legion be a thing in the next game please.
combat and mobility in the air was lacking big time

do they stack?

>Jena spent so long in the Astral Plane that she was able to redshift while retaining most of her sanity
Fuck yeah I love this shit

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Can someone please tell Taura that he can't end a story for shit, most of it's perfectly fine up until like the last 3rd of the game, then it just goes places it didn't need to, and then it forgets to capstone the games final boss like maybe having you and your twin sync attack the final boss

honestly surprised there’s no porn of lappy
not disappointed, just surprised. it’s a literal fursuit

Is there a completion guide for the game? Or at least one for the picture orders?

By picture orders, do you mean the photo challenges, or the entire database?

Photo challenges

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They are very easy, which ones are you missing?

I still get a kick out of knocking an enemy away and then doing zandatsu in midair, every time.

>still no art of marie getting tittyfucked
what a letdown

>that elemental legion
Lmao chunky

To get the one for file 11, you have to abandon the Gang leader the astral plane in Carlos's file 10 side mission. You can then invite him to hals hideout and he will be there in file 11.

That submission is the perfect example if how awful the game's level design and conveyance are. Everyone tries to reach out a legion then goes on the arm platform the first time because why the fuck would the answer be to go in the opposite direction through hazards to the next part if the stage? And on top of that, why would chain binding him save him instead of forcing him to fall?

I think I just used Iris to find the button.

You use a button to to lower a bridge literally 10 seconds before the Allan mission starts. The buttons also show on your minimap.

Where the hell's my scarf legion?

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>/fa/ legion

>Everyone tries to reach out a legion then goes on the arm platform
No? There's a raised bridge there. Also he has a chain bind icon on him.

Is the far right midriff outfit in? Its very important. (Even if I still will buy the game)

No

AAAARRRRGHHH ok not a big deal. Still buyin.Eyecandy is secondary...

No, but you can unlock

Why is the rating system so dumb? I swear I keep getting D's in flawless and almost flawless encounters, and S (sometimes S+) when I have my shit pushed in

If you buff Sword Legion with Red Matter pickup range, you can use Speed Star for insane movement speed.

Your rating goes up from finishing fights quickly and using lots of different moves (namely Perfect Calls and Legion Skills). There's also a bonus for not using any items whatsoever and another for using a bunch of them (I think at least five). I think the biggest bonuses are for ending a fight fast and for not getting hit.

Damage matters only when you don't get hit once. You score is based on completion time and variety of actions. S+ typically requires 10k points.

I just used Focus on Arrow Legion and shot them all in slo-mo.

>being this picky on porn

Where's Zetman 2

I just did it with Legion Fusion after doing one autochain bind to guarantee S+

gucci

Did anyone else notice when you have your visor thing on in the police station, and see the empty Lappy suit, it says that its a male and his blood type and shit? Who really is lappy?

To confuse people like you.

If your encounter is actually flawless, you're practically guaranteed S+.
Otherwise, it's basically on time OR no damage OR variety.
It's really straightforward after a while, but it's too lenient. They should've penalized damage more.

Whoever controls the IRIS just manually put the data in for the suit.

The most interesting S+ is homunculus gamma.
You can only get it with a perfect score or by dealing 3000 damage to it throughout the file and then getting the points for an S.

Have you noticed doing scans on things only gives you data that's cataloged for the most part? Because Lappy's profile is a male, it comes up as male, even if the suiter is most of the time (Outside of the few times the player uses it) female.