Get in loser, we are going back in time to prevent Dragon Age 2 from being released

Get in loser, we are going back in time to prevent Dragon Age 2 from being released.

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I thought you'd never ask.

what in the goddamn

Swamp wife best wife.
How to solo Nightmare as a Mage?

are we killing gaider?

>Medieval Fantasy world
>No virgin waifus

>Enlightened space science fiction world
>Only virgin waifus

>Yea Forums thread
>Only whiny virgins

No surprise since the ME waifus are ugly

Is this Gary's Mod?

Best series I've ever /skipped in my life.

Not meaning to sound rude to Yea Forums, but non-ugly and socially functional adult woman being a virging would feel too weird and seem like creepy incel fantasy fulfilment for normal vidya players.

>No virgin waifus
But Allistair is a virgin.

NO! My cute WIFE Merill wouldn't exist then!

>Medieval
>Virgins
You know that it was normal to marry on 10-13 yo girls right?

Can we make it good instead?
It had some things that I liked.

You are wrong.

Nope

Depends on region and times. Girls were married off young in classes and cultures were having them home was more of a burden and women weren't expected to work at all, while rural peasant women might not be pushed to marry until their late teens/twenties since they worked and thus were not useless.

There is a difference between engagement and wedding

Arcane warrior

It was normal for them to get married off by the time they had their first period, which back then happened at the earliest around 12, since puberty started later than it does these days.
And they usually didn't get knocked up until around 15, since a kid usually doesn't survive pregnancy.

Neither Morrigan nor Leliana were ever married. There are almost no married young women in Dragon Age.

Is Dragon Age 1 worth play? I think I played it for like 30 minutes once and then quit for whatever reason. I don't remember hating it or anything.

Yes, it very much is. It is great. If you start, take Dwarf Noble or Human Noble origin, they are the best.

It's a tick above mediocre.

Morrigan is a virgin, though. All that living in the swamps away from prying eyes is does not make for the best dating scene.

It's photoshop nigga

She isn't, Alistair is the only virgin in DA:O

There's nothing indicating she isn't, just no explicit confirmation like Alistair has.

>There's nothing indicating she isn't
Except her literally saying so

>DA:O
Good game. Flawed, but quite good and engaging nonetheless.
>DA: Awakening
Eh. It's okay.
>DA:2
Turbotrash. Copypasted levels, Darkspawn look like saturday morning villain cartoons, character models look like an amalgamation of low-poly and modern (for the time)
>DA: Inquisition
Everyone's oiled and lubed up, animations are laughably poor for such a big studio, the story is absolute nonsense and the retcons and characters are surreal in how the fans let them get away with it

>The fanbase
Extremely lonely gay-and-fujo-fags who ship characters left and right and love the games only because of their delusional desire to pair up some bald ugly elf with their OC Warden or whatever.

Nah, she took loads of Wildling dick as soon as she was of age. Flemeth ordered her to. She literally tells Leliana that.

>because of their delusional desire to pair up some bald ugly elf with their OC Warden or whatever.
t. salty Dwarf

That's BS. Flemeth fucked people that had something to offer (money etc.) until they had nothing left to offer her and the same thing was expected of Morrigan. We don't know if she did that but in any case it weren't wildlings because they are poor as fuck and aren't useful.

Leliana: They say your mother is Flemeth, a witch of the Korcari Wilds.
Morrigan: They also say that washing your feet in winter makes you catch cold in the head, but we all know that is not true. But sometimes they are right and they are right in this.
Leliana: You know the stories about--
Morrigan: Of course. You think my mother would let me go without telling me all the stories of her youth?
Leliana: My mother told me stories too. She was the one who kindled my love of the old tales and legends.
Morrigan: Hmph. my mother's stories curdled my blood and haunted my dreams. No little girl wants to hear about the Wilder men her mother took to her bed, using them till they were spent, then killing them. No little girl wants to be told that this is also expected of her, once she comes of age.
Leliana: I… uh… I see.
Morrigan: No, you don't. You really don't.

That just sounds like a normal woman to me.

This doesn't say that she did it, just that it was expected of her.
It's not explicitly stated as you declared it to be.

>Perfect space future where you can probably masturbate using a near-perfect VI simulacra to whatever it is you actually want to fuck without the hassle of commitment or risk of personal connection
>Golly jee willickers, why is everybody fucking omnigel sexbots instead of your local cesspool?

Really fires up the eezo drives.

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>Wilder
That's not even a fucking word

>It's not explicitly stated
>Yet that last line, the gravitas of the implication, the idea that just speaking about it wouldn't convey what she had to do to stay in her mother's good graces
Here user, have another thing that isn't literally that thing.

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That guy is just a fag that gets it wrong, this is not the part that confirms she is not a virgin. She states she has been intimate with men before that even claimed they loved her but she never had feeligns for anyone but the Warden. Also the fact that these guys loved her kinda does not imply she brutalized and killed them

You're implying something and presenting it as fact, you're being dishonest.
You know full well Morrigan and Flemmeth's relationship is hardly a healthy one. Punishments for disobedience weren't a rare thing, she wasn't just her pawn.

>to stay in her mother's good graces
Because she cares so much about that

Also,
Made by Bioware (Pre-EA)
>Dragon Age Origins
>Mass Effect

Made by EA
>All sequels

If only there was a connection...

That does sound like something that would be in the game, however with such clear cut evidence I'd be surprised given I remember seeing a few discussions concerning her virginity in the past threads.
Would you mind pointing to where this is said? From the sound of it it must be the culmination of the romance.

I'm surprised that one fag isn't here yet who always posts his heavily modded screenshot of Morrigan saying this but all I remember myself is that it's in fact never said during the romance but during the friendship path and only if you are playing a male. That's why most people never see it. It's not a big deal that she talks about it then because you as a guy only want her friendship and she is surprised about that being a thing.

>Get in loser, we are going back in time to prevent EA from rushing Dragon Age 2 development.
FTFY, because thats the primary reason why DA2 is complete ass

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>Because she cares so much about that
So when you heard her argue with her mother against leaving the only home she has ever known and she pretty much buckles when her mother tells her to go, that was because she could have told Flemeth her to go fuck herself and just stayed there, right?
And you believe she stayed with her mother all of those years WILLINGLY? As if Flemeth wasn't manipulating her from her own ends from the very fucking start? Oh user, if you believe that her caring about her mother had anything to do with her NEEDING to stay in her good graces, then you haven't been paying attention. Either that or you're not playing the same game we are.

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Since i skipped Origins, i've decided to try Dragon Age 2 on that dead OnLive service back in the day. The service was fine but the game was pretty off putting as rpg's go. Encounter design was uncreative, characters unlikeable, combat comedically showy and actiony over strategic. After an hour i didn't want to touch it again.

Why are you so desperate about this? If you want to believe in your cuck fantasy so bad then just do it, nobody is stopping you. Doesn't change that nothing confirms it and never will.

>referencing canon is desperate
>pointing out that Morrigan was all but forced to seduce other men when she came of age in a conversation about virginity makes me a cuck
>I prefer Leliana
Wew lad!

>I prefer Leliana
Explains the autism at least

Out of all my friends, I have only one guy who cares about girls being a virgin. ...and he's the overweight 30 year old virgin that we don't invite to anything, don't be that guy user.

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You're just buttmad that nobody wants to put YOUR eyebrows in a jar.

>Since i skipped Origins
But why

I just didn't get an opportunity to play it on release and then forgot about it until 2nd game was announced. It's still on my backlog, but so are Pillars of eternity and other newer and older releases.

ok but can i sit on your lap pls

Bullshit, she never said that. She might've seduced templar before killing them but, there's no indication that she actually fucked them.

>she never said that
She did, just look for her friendship path dialogue on youtoob or whatever. She never brings it up during the relationship path. Because even she knows it's inappropriate unlike Casandra

We’re doing this with or without you, user.

I still prefer DA2 to DAI.
Inquisition is just too big full of nothing. Between every interesting part there is hours of useless running.

DA2 did many things wrong, but I still love it compared to Inquisition. Characters grew on me much more, and I like the idea of seeing the same city as time goes by. Dungeons were shit, when they used the same map all again. But still prefer it to Inquisiton.

And Merrill is my waifu.

I'm in!

trend with shitty combat and lefty politics continued in third game.