I'm thinking Travis Touchdown, just to really drive home the sausagefest nature of the pass...

I'm thinking Travis Touchdown, just to really drive home the sausagefest nature of the pass. I feel sorry for anyone who bought it thinking they were going to get a girl out of it.

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Aside from Discord trannies, nobody cares about the gender of the DLC fighters. They only care if the character is fun to play.

I'm hoping for a non-FFVII character, like Terra from FFVI.

I'm thinking Lloyd Irving because otherwise I'll not buy fighters pass 2

Yea Forums need milkies so they can coom

Here's your girl fighter(male)

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Honestly who am I kidding saying Travis, I know who it's really going to be.
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This right here. I I hope there's a non-human character for variation.

>I feel sorry for anyone who bought it thinking they were going to get a girl out of it.
Kazooie is a girl, user

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>drive home the sausagefest nature of the pass. I feel sorry for anyone who bought it thinking they were going to get a girl out of it.
Why are all you faggots so salty we don't have token females?

Why does every thread about this immediately get hijacked by you people who turn it into a political thing instead of, you know, just wanting hot women in Smash.

Why would you want Terra when she offers the least out of ANY or the VI cast?

Terra is the main character of VI, they wouldn't pick anyone else.

>mfw nobody mentions the best big titty goth goddess

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She would be pretty awesome but the chance of her being DLC seems pretty low. I just hope they wouldn't try to make her a Palutena echo, that would be dumb.

He's in

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>political thing
What, How!?
I just said we shouldn't expect a token female.
Do you not know what that means?
It means we shouldn't expect a character to be picked solely to take a checkmark off an imaginary checklist.
How's that political?

>Banjo & Kazooie

I would genuinely love it, just playing as a regular fucking goose in Smash would be hilarious

"Token" is a political term.

It's also a word in the English language.
I can't keep up with all the words that get absorbed into politics.
In English it's a word for being for sake of appearances.

Okay, if you truly didn't intend to use it politically, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you. But back to the matter at hand, people aren't asking for a "token" female character. It's not some "representation" nonsense. We just want more female characters in Smash because we like women. It's that simple.

Terra's the reason the plot happens. Locke or Celes are the main character given their plots.

Which is why Locke and Celes are playable in Dissidia and Terra isn't. Oh wait.

K, what kind of women?
I personally have a hard time thinking of female protagonists.
Best I can think of is Shantae(please don't hit me), The Puyo girl,... nah I'm running blank again.
I already have all my most wanted, so thinking of characters is like scraping the bottom of a barrel.

Well I actually would want Shantae, and not just because she's hot, but because her games are genuinely good and she has a ton of moveset potential so she'd be perfect in Smash. People like to point at the spirits but we don't have any confirmation that spirits deconfirm characters. I feel like if that were really the case, Sakurai would have come out and said it so people don't get their hopes up.

Shantae games are pretty mediocre. Way better reps out there if you ~must~ have a female in the pack.

Such as?

Only female characters with a chance are Jill Valentine and then characters with male/female option like Akira Howard and Monster Hunter

Absolutely hilarious how your two examples are effectively out of the running already

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Tracer.

Oh, bleh. If that's the best option you can think of you're in no position to be trashing Shantae. The games are very competently crafted Metroidvanias with great sprite work. I think the only reason anyone would call them mediocre is because they have a deep-seated bias against Shantae thanks to all the people who waifu her.

SFM porn star isn't a video game character user

The amount of bird representation in Smash is already getting out of hand. I don't think we need yet another birdsman.

>Joker

Have you even played the GBC game? Shit sucks ass

>shataefag thinks his game's only flaw is the other shantaefags
That's pretty funny.

>I feel sorry for anyone who bought it thinking they were going to get a girl out of it.

I still have hope.

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Unlike you, I actually have played the GBC game, and I have done so recently. It's great.

I'm starting to wonder if those are the only games you've played.

You are doing an extremely poor job of making your case. All you have offered up is vague bullshit. I sincerely doubt you have played any of them at all.

Nah. I only played about an hour of HBH and whatever the DSi one was before dropping them.

Then that just makes it even dumber that you specifically claimed the GBC one sucked, only to admit you haven't played it. Let's just end this farce of an argument, I'm doing to you what this corvette did to these Star Destroyers. I'll be proven right when Shantae is announced for Smash in a few months.

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There's more than one user replying to you, you goose.

>it's great
>castlevania 2 night bullshit
>can barely see anything to the left or right because the sprites are so big
>great

>I'll be proven right when Shantae is announced for Smash in a few months.
you shantards really don't know when to quit do you

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Jill Valentine and Lara Croft are fairly reasonable picks, even if I find them to be boring in concept.

>I'll be proven right when Shantae is announced for Smash in a few months.
Yeah, as a Mii fighter.

Gordon Freeman

I don't understand these posts. Do you seriously believe people aren't aware of the spirits at this point? Why keep posting it as if it's new information? How do you not understand that people are confident that Shantae and Geno will happen despite the spirit, that it doesn't matter to them at all, that it won't stop them from discussing it. There is no point to these posts.

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No thanks.

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>Toby Fox got invited by Sakurai himself to play Smash with him
>While playing Sakurai informs Toby that he wants Sans as a DLC Fighter for the game
>Even asked him to compose a Megalovania remix for the song list
>Toby immediately refuses and convinces Sakurai to add Reimu instead and Sans stays as a mii gunner costume, plus he still makes the remix.
>Sakurai could be playing Smash with ZUN right now
I'm thinking she's in

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Toby sure is a swell guy.

What really happened is Sakurai said "Oh yeah I know about Reimu, we're actually planning on adding her already" and Toby was like "Well how about you just make Sans into a gunner costume so you can make Reimu faster" and Sakurai agrees, and also Toby Fox will be composing an arrangement of Heian Alien for Smash Bros.

Why does so many people care about a party game made for literal children?

Why do you?

>Capcom Rep
>Not Dante
>Not Leon or Jill
>Not a shoehorned Monster Hunter
>Not a Chun-Li because you know we need a third SF
>Not Viewtiful Joe to shill the rumored V'Joe 3

I'd love to see it happen, but I'd also love to see Haggar and neither are happening.

Capcom just has too many good reps to choose from, I have no idea why they don't just make their own fighting game.

There's several Smash Youtubers that keep pushing the whole "there should be a female fighter in the pass because we NEED more representation". That bad mentality's been spreading like wildfire ever since the days of Brawl speculation. With that said, Jill Valentine for DLC.

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Here's your female fighter, bro.

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Here's your Female x Capcom rep. She also comes with combos.

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If Jill got in I hope they actually would use her RE1 look, I worry they'd use her far inferior modern design. I'm not sure alts would work either, they're just too different.

Hee hee.

HE

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ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

Soon.

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I will always want Blue Mage Bartz as a DLC character but I know it will never happen

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